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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Charles Dickens, Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour, and Twilight.

WARNING: I'VE A TENDENCY TO VEER TOWARDS THE LINE OF CRAZY.

Hello, stranger. Welcome to Verona - er, my profile. Yeah. That's what I meant. *shifts eyes*

Anyway, I am cto10121. Avid compulsive reader, music lover, language afficionada, aspiring author. Speaks fluent English and Spanish, is currently learning French, knows a sprinkling of German, Italian, and Hungarian, and has created two languages for the laughs and giggles. Is planning a series and world domination. Has a tendency to revert to third person randomly when forced to talk about herself. Has no life. And all that jazz.


Biography:

Name: Cristina
Age: 16
From: Verona. If you can't find me there, then search for me in Sylica. If not, assume I'm dead.
Popularity: Nonexistent
Sanity: Dubious/Nonexistent
Friends: Danni34, fellow aspiring writer and magnificent person, And also xxSexyBeastxx, (WHO KEEPS CHANGING HER NAME! >:O)
Likes: Reading, writing, listening to old music, singing...and that's about it. My nature's very sedentary.
Other Sites I'm On For Stalking Purposes: Fur YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/cto10121 and my second channel for music videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/cto10121live, DeviantArt: http://theincompetentartist.deviantart.com/


Favorites Section:

Favorite Movies: Oscar, (The best comedy I've ever seen) Everybody Says I Love You, (Woody Allen...you got to love him!) all of the Harry Potter movies, (though my favorite now is Order of the Phoenix) Sister Act, (Maggie Smith spoke really excellent British in this one) Chicago (the music and dancing were excellent; no wonder the movie got all these Academy Awards!) Goodfellas (very vulgar and violent, but it was very interesting) Pulp Fiction (it had an excellent screenplay) are only a few.
Favorite Anime: Inuyasha, as of right now. I remember I used to watch Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon as a kid, but I don't right now.
Favorite Star(s): I like Emma Thompson, Judi Dench, Alan Rickman, Helena Bonham Carter, and Meryl Streep. Oh, and also Alfred Molina.
Favorite Director: Quentin Terrentino (okay, I only really like Pulp Fiction, but still, that was his best movie!)


Music Section:

I like music with excellent melodies, brilliant arrangements, and flawless execution. In other words: Squee! ^^

Favorite Singers/Choruses/Arrangers: Frank Sinatra, Andy Williams, Nat "King" Cole, Ella Fitzgerald, the Ray Conniff Singers, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, the James Last Orchestra and Chorus, the Anita Kerr Singers, the Laurie Bower Singers, Perry Como, Engelbert Humperdinck, Peggy Lee, Caterina Valente, Eydie Gorme, Andrea Bocelli, Werner Muller, Helmut Zacharias, Franck Pourcel, Nelson Riddle, Glenn Miller, Leroy Anderson, Edmundo Ros, Juan Garcia Esquivel, Pablo Beltran Ruiz, Perez Prado, Xavier Cugat, Nana Mouskouri, Roger Williams, Stanley Black, Hachidai Nakamura, Matt Monro, Roberto Carlos, Luciano Pavarotti, the Early Beatles, Jack Jones, Sarah Brightman. Though not necessarily in that order...

Favorite Musicals: Wicked, Fiddler On the Roof, My Fair Lady, Guys and Dolls, Gigi, Carousel, West Side Story, Jesus Christ Superstar, Oklahoma!, the Phantom of the Opera, Romeo et Juliette: de la Haine a l'Amour, Notre Dame de Paris, Rebecca, Tanz der Vampire (Vienna version, s'il vous plait), and Elisabeth.

Favorite Operas: Opera is cool...1 percent of it at any rate. The Merry Widow by Franz Lehar, The Marriage of Figaro by Rossini, Carmen by Georges Bizet, Benedict and Beatrice by Hector Berlioz, La Traviata by Guiseppe Verdi and Rigoletto by Guiseppe Verdi.

Favorite Instrumental Arrangements: Ah. I really have so much that I can't make up my mind! And so I will list all the arrangements I do like. (Note: All these songs are instrumental and the names listed are the arrangers that played them).

1. "Dancing In the Dark" by Kai Warner
2. "La Mucura" by Perez Prado
3. "L'important, C'est La Rose" by Franck Pourcel
4. "Tico Tico" by Edmundo Ros
5. "And I Love Her" by George Martin
6. "Isle of Capri" by Xavier Cugat
7. "Frenesi" by Pablo Beltran Ruiz
8. "El Bimbo" by Max Greger
9. "Moliendo Cafe" by Pablo Beltran Ruiz
10. "La Revolution Francaise" by Franck Pourcel
11. "All By Myself" by Franck Pourcel
12. "Begin the Beguine" by Franck Pourcel
13. "Moon River" by Henry Mancini and his Orchestra and Chorus
14. "The Windmills of Your Mind" by Helmut Zacharias
15. "Theme from Romeo and Juliet" by Hachidai Nakamura
16. "Speak Softly, Love (Love Theme from The Godfather)" by Werner Muller
17. "Here, There, and Everywhere" by Franck Pourcel
18. "The Breeze 'N' I" by Werner Muller
19. "Chaison d'Amour" by Franck Pourcel (and also by the Manhattan Tribute)
20. "The Phantom of the Opera" by Roger Williams
21. "Moonlight Serenade" by Glenn Miller
22. "The Pearl Fishers" by Werner Muller and his Orchestra and Chorus (the song's real title is "Je Crois Entendre Encore" from The Pearl Fishers, but for some strange reason, it has been listed as "The Pearl Fishers". Weird...)
23. "The Pearl Fishers" by the James Last Orchestra and Chorus (though I prefer Werner Muller's version)
24. "Nabucco" by Helmut Zacharias
25. "Habanera from Carmen" by Helmut Zacharias
26. "Sentimental Journey" by Edmundo Ros
27. "Dancing In the Dark" by Juan Garcia Esquivel
28. "All the Things You Are" by Ray Conniff
29. "Sweet Sue, Just You" by Ray Conniff and Billy Butterfield
30. "13 Jours of France" by Hachidai Makamura
31. "Sabre Dance" by the James Last Orchestra and Chorus
32. "Fiddler On the Roof" by Werner Muller (the overture)
33. "Jalousie" by Werner Muller
34. "The Flower Girl From Bordeaux" by Juan Garcia Esquivel
35. "In the Mood" by Glenn Miller
36. "Alfie" by Nelson Riddle
37. "A Hard Day's Night" by George Martin
38. "She Loves You" by Buddy Morrow
39. "I Should've Known Better" by George Martin
40. "Yesterday" by Horst Fisher (trumpet solo) with Werner Muller
41. "Can't Buy Me Love" by George Martin
43. "Adagio" by Werner Muller
44. "La Cumparsita" by Werner Muller
45. "La Cumparsita" by Edmundo Ros (prefer it by Werner Muller, though)
46. "Les Bicyclettes Du Belsize" by Franck Pourcel

Favorite ViolinistHelmut Zacharias (ha! Didn't think I would mention that, didn't you?).

Favorite PianistRoger Williams (he stole my heart with his excellent arrangement of "The Phantom of the Opera"!). Although Stanley Black is okay as well...

Favorite TrumpeterHorst Fisher. Love his effortless and subtle playing!

Favorite Opera SingerLuciano Pavarotti (I am IN LOVE with his rendition of "Nessun Dorma" from Puccini's Turandot).

Favorite ArrangerWerner Muller...is...the...GREATEST!!

Favorite ComposersHmm...let's see. I like Bizet (his operas "The Pearl Fishers" and "Carmen" are indicative), Rachmaninoff ("Vocalise"), Verdi, Bach (but I only like "Bach's Minuet". Otherwise he wouldn't be in this list), one song by Mozart ("Air On the G String"...otherwise, he'd be out) Henry Mancini, ("Il Girasoli", "The Baby Elephant Walk", "Moon River", "Pink Panther") Leroy Anderson (especially his "Sleigh Ride", but I also enjoy "Blue Tango", "The Typewriter", "The Sandpaper", "Syncopated Clock", "Plink, Plank, Plunk"), Charles Azvanour ("She" and "Yesterday When I Was Young") Helmut Zacharias (who composed some realy neat stuff such as "Wedding Bells", "Tokyo Melody", "Melancholy Morning", "Bazaar" and "The Man With the Violin" and "La Gran Canaria"), Anita Kerr (an underrated talent, who composed "Bouquet") and Charles Chaplin ("Smile" and "Limelight/Candilejas"). Oh, and also Andrew Lloyd Webber for his "Phantom of the Opera" and various works, not to mention Gerard Presgurvic for his fantastic "Romeo et Juliette, de la Haine a l'Amour", translated into 8 languages and performed in about 16 countries, and Riccardo Cocciante with his "Notre Dame de Paris".

Favorite Opera Songs: Who says opera is boring? Well, most of it is, anyway. But there are a lot of great arias! Here's my favorite opera songs:

1. Nessun Dorma from Puccini's "Turandot"-The most famous opera song in the history of the world. And I heard why. So powerful and emotional.
2. Je Crois Entendre Encore from Bizet's "The Pearl Fishers"-So mystical and melancholy. -Sighs dreamily-
3. Au Fond Du Temple Saint from Bizet's "The Pearl Fishers"- A great duet! I'm making a habit of liking Bizet's compositions...
4. La Donna e Mobile from Verdi's "Rigoletto"-It's catchy, misogynistic, and cynical! How could I not love it? Means "Women are flighty." :)
5. Habanera from Bizet's "Carmen" - Whoever doesn't like this one is strange. From the moment I heard it I became hopelessly enamoured.
6. Caro Nome from Verdi's "Rigoletto" - So-so. But I like it so I'm adding it.
7. Triumph March from "Aida"- Triumphant. That's a word. :)
8. Nabucco from "Nabucco"-It's catchy...too catchy. -frowns-
9. Libiamo ne'lieti calici ("Brindisi" or "The Drinking Song") from Verdi's "La Traviata" - One of my favorite waltzes! :D
10. La Traviata Overture from Verdi's "La Traviata" - So sad...yet so beautiful.
11. The William Tell Overture from...er...William Tell? - So gallopy! Wait...is that even a word? -ponders-
12. Largo al factotum from Rossini's "The Barber of Seville" - How can anyone not like this aria? Everyone knows it!

La Musique Que Je N'Aime PasModern music, though one percent of it doesn't offend me as much. However, I DETEST rap, gothic metal, heavy metal, pop, (as in Britney Spears type) and although country doesn't offend me and I even listen to some of it, I generally do not like it. Most modern songs contain really awful and nonsensical lyrics, poor melodies and instrumentation, a much too fast tempo, too much bass, yelling and screaming (in some genres). Also, what the hell are we supposed to get out of that crap? Most songs aren't meaningful at all or musically impressive, or doesn't convey an emotion that we can all relate to or even recognize. As Ella Fitzgerald once sang in "By Strauss": "How can I be civil when listening to this drivel?"

I also have an account on playlist.com. Click on http://www.playlist.com/user/29457375. As well as my youtube channel...*nods*


Books Section:

Um...well. *starts listing random books*

1. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
2. Hamlet by William Shakespeare
3. Macbeth by William Shakespeare
4. King Lear by William Shakespeare
5. A Midsummer's Night Dream by William Shakespeare
6. Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare
7. Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
8. The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
9. The Comedy of Errors by William Shakespeare
10. The Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare
11. Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare
12. As You Like It by William Shakespeare
13. The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck (finally, no more Shakespeare!)
14. East of Eden by John Steinbeck
15. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
16. The Red Pony by John Steinbeck
17. The Pearl by John Steinbeck
18. Tortilla Flat by John Steinbeck
19. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
20. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
21. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
22. A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
23. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
24. Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
25. The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo
26. Gone With the Wind by Margret Mitchell
27. Rebecca by Daphne du Marier
28. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
29. Catcher In the Rye by J.D. Stalinger
30. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
31. Chronicle Of A Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
32. Love In the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
33. Lady Windemere's Fan by Oscar Wilde
34. The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
35. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
36. To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
37. The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
38. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
39. The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux
40. How the Garcia Girls Lost Their Accents by Julia Alvarez
41. Flowers for Algemon by Daniel Keyes
42. Daisy Miller by Henry James
43. The Crucible by Arthur Miller
44. Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe
45. Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands by Jorge Amado
46. Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
47. The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy
48. Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury
49. Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
50. Animal Farm by George Orwell

*looks up* Yeah...

Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, William Shakespeare, John Steinbeck, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Victor Hugo, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austen, and Charles Dickens.


Music Quotes:

"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music."-Aldous Huxley, English writer and musician

"You can have an idea in your head, but if you can't execute it, what's the use? You got to have the technical side down. You'll be playing and all of a sudden, you'll have an idea in your head and your fingers will just go with it."-Eddie Van Halen, Van Halen

"You should take that into account when you write a song - it should be fun to play. When you write a song that's a chore to play, the performance never sound anything but strained."-Jerry Garcia, The Grateful Dead

"There's only two ways to sum up music: either it's good or bad. If it's good you don't mess about it: you enjoy it."-Louis Armstrong, American jazz musician

"A great song is more than just words and music. It's like a thumb pressing against the pulse of living that relates a simple truth about a very complicated process."-Jimmy Buffett, American musician

"I don't want audiences to feel a specific thing - I just want audiences to feel."-Paul Simon, American musician

"I try to forget about the audience when I'm singing. I just think about the words and music."-Rod Stewart, American musician

"Music is my refuge. I could crawl into the spaces between the notes and curl my back to loneliness."-Maya Angelou, American writer

"We are not so much afflicted with bad taste, as with no taste. People tolerate the good and the bad, because they do not see the abstracted expressive form, the symbol of feeling, at all."-Susanne K. Langer, American philosopher

"Music is to emotion as language is to thought."-Susanne K. Langer, American philosopher

"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecing air molecules, often with the assitance of unsuspecing musicians."-Frank Zappa, Mothers of Invention

"All songs are really poems set to music. If you don't believe in a lyric, you'd better keep your mouth shut and just hum."-Ray Charles (The Other Ray Charles)

"MY EARS! MY EARS!"-Me, while listening to Frank Sinatra singing "You Are the Sunshine of My Life"

"Why are you playing the enemy's music?" "Because it's good music."-Johannes Strauss


Funny, Random Quote(s):

"Hey, Fred Astair! You're blocking traffic!"-line from "Shall We Dance?"

"If you're such a genius, how come we have butter on your tie?"-favorite line from "Moonstruck"

"I've made a stupid mistake." "So? You've made loads of stupid mistakes, be specific!"-my novel, Thorn of the Rose.

"The difference between love and hate is this: There is none."-my novel, Thorn of the Rose

"Please be sensible." "I can't. I'm in love."-"The Million-Pound Bank Note" by Mark Twain, dramatized by Walter Hackett.

"I reject your headache, because a headache is an inappropriate response in the presence of a miracle."- from "Grand Canyon"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You have killed my father. Prepare to die."-from The Princess Bride

"True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. Everybody knows that."-from The Princess Bride

"I would love to live at the top floor of that building. Then I could throw a paper airplane out the window."-my dad (don't ask).

"The problem is that life has its ups and downs. Luckily I don't have that problem because I'm always down."-my dad.

"Garlic bread is the best thing in the whole wide world." "What about love?" "...Eh."-from Thorn of the Rose.

"Benvolio...you're beautiful." - Mercutio, from "Romeo et Juliette, de la Haine a l'Amour" (Hungarian version).

"Aimer c'est ce qu'y a d'plus beau." - "Romeo et Juliette, de la Haine a l'Amour"


Quotes From Literature

"Call me Ishmael." Herman Melville, Moby Dick

"It is a far, far greater thing that I do, than I have ever done. It is a far, far greater rest that I go to, than I have ever known." Charles Dickens, A Tale Of Two Cities

"O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!/It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night/As a rich jewel in Ethiop's ear-/Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!" William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

"Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!" William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

"Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance." Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

"'Bah,' said Scrooge. 'Humbug!'" Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing." Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

"If music be the food of love, play on." William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

"Yesterday afternoon set in misty and cold. I had half a mind to spend it by my study fire, instead of wading through heath and mud to Wuthering Heights." Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

"What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living?" William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..." Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

"This, above all: to thine own self be true; and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst be false to any man." William Shakespeare, Hamlet

"What is in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet." William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

"Last night, I dreamt I went to Maderley again." Daphne du Maurier, Rebecca

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

"In a word, I was too cowardly to do what I knew to be right, as I have been too cowardly to avoid doing what I knew to be wrong." Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

"These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume." William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

"For there never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo." William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

"I was born a son of a bitch, and I'm going to die a son of a bitch." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

"'I'll be damned!' said his uncle, without the least sign of shock. 'You screw just like your dad!'" Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love In the Time of Cholera

"Why is it that when a fella ought to be just about mule-ass proof against sin, an' all full up of Jesus, why is it that's the time a fella gets fingerin' his pants button?...Maybe it ain't sin. Maybe it's just the way folks is. Maybe we been whippin' the hell out of ourselves for nothin'." John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

"Little kid comes in late ta school. Teacher says, 'Why ya late?' Kid says, 'Had a take a heifer down-get 'er bred.' Teacher says, 'Couldn't your ol' man do it?' Kid says, 'Sure he could, but not as good as the bull.'" John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

"I'll be ever'where-wherever you look. Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever they's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there...I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'-I'll be in the way kids laugh they're hungry an' they know supper's ready. An' when our folks eat the stuff they raise an' live in the houses they build-why, I'll be there." John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

"It is easy out of laziness, out of weakness, to throw oneself into the lap of deity, saying, 'I couldn't help it; the way was set.' But think of the glory of the choice! That makes a man a man. A cat has no choice, a bee must make honey. There's no godliness there." John Steinbeck, East of Eden

"And I feel that I am a man. And I feel that a man is a very important thing-maybe more important than a star. This is not theology. I have no bent towards gods. But I have a new love for that glittering instrument, the human soul. It is a lovely and unique thing in the universe. It is always attacked and never destroyed-because 'Thou mayest'." John Steinbeck, East of Eden

“I believe there are monsters born in the world to human parents. Some you can see, misshapen and horrible, with huge heads or tiny bodies. . . And just as there are physical monsters, can there not be mental or psychic monsters born? The face and body may be perfect, but if a twisted gene or a malformed egg can produce physical monsters, may not the same process produce a malformed soul?” John Steinbeck, East of Eden

“And this I believe: that the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most valuable thing in the world. And this I would fight for: the freedom of the mind to take any direction it wishes, undirected.” John Steinbeck, East of Eden

“Don't you see? . . . The American Standard translation orders men to triumph over sin, and you call sin ignorance. The King James translation makes a promise in ‘Thou shalt,' meaning that men will surely triumph over sin. But the Hebrew word, the word timshel - ‘Thou mayest’ - that gives a choice. It might be the most important word in the world. That says the way is open.” John Steinbeck, East of Eden

“I believe that there is one story in the world, and only one. . .Humans are caught-in their lives, in their thoughts, in their hungers and ambitions, in their avarice and cruelty, and in their kindness and generosity too - in a net of good and evil. . .There is no other story. A man, after he has brushed off the dust and chips of his life, will have left only the hard, clean questions: Was it good or was it evil? Have I done well-or ill?” John Steinbeck, East of Eden

"And the letter A, in scarlet, fantastically embroidered with gold thread..."Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

"And there you see the distinction between our feelings: had he been in my place and I in his, though I hated him with a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have raised a hand against him. You may look incredulous, if you please! I never would have banished him from her society as long as she desired his. The moment her regard ceased, I would have torn his heart out, and drank his blood! But, till then-and if you don't believe me, you don't know me-till then, I would have died by inches before I touched a single hair on his head!" Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

"If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihililated, the universe would turn into a mighty stranger. I should not seem a part of it. My love for Linton is like foliage in the woods; time will change it, I'm well aware, as winter changes the trees. My love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath-a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I am Heathcliff!" Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

"And I pray one prayer - I repeat it till my tongue stiffens - Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living! You said I killed you - haunt me then! The murdered do haunt their murderers. I believe - I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only don't leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!" Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

"This cursed business, accursed of God and man, what is it? Strip it of all its ornament, run it down to the root and nucleus of the whole, and what is it? Why, because my brother Quashy is ignorant and weak, and I am intelligent and strong,- because I know how, and can do it, - therefore, I may steal all he has, keep it, and give him only such and so much as suits my fancy." Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom's Cabin: or, Life among the lowly

"I defy anybody on earth to read our slave-code, as it stands in our law-books, and make anything else of it. Talk about the abuses of slavery! Humbug! The thing itself is the essence of all abuse!" Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom's Cabin: or, Life among the lowly

"God is fat." Jorge Amado, Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands

"Dead shepherd, now I find thy saw of might/'Whoever loved that loved not at first sight'?" William Shakespeare, As You Like It

"All the world's a stage/And all the men and women merely players." William Shakespeare, As You Like It

"Love is merely a madness, and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do." William Shakespeare, As You Like It

"Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." J.D. Salinger, The Catcher In The Rye

"To be or not to be. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune/Or to take arms against a sea of troubles/And, by opposing, end them?" William Shakespeare, Hamlet


Pairings I Support/Like:

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Lily/James, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Sirius/OC, Remus/OC, Tom Riddle/OC

Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Sesshomaru/Rin

Danny Phantom: Danny/Sam, Jack/Maddie, Tucker/OC

Twilight: Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Edward/Bella, Jacob/Renesmee

Doctor Who: 10thDoctor/Rose, 9thDoctor/Rose, Jack/Banana, The Master/Lucy

The Phantom of the Opera: Erik/Christine, Erik/OC, Christine/Raoul

Romeo & Juliette: De la Haine a L'Amour: ...I'm going to have to split this up into two categories, methinks. *is shameless*

French version: Romeo/Juliette (my excuse? They...just look so cute together. *fails completely and utterly*), Benvolio/La Muette, (same excuse *fail*) Tybalt/Constanza, Mercutio/Orsina, Tybalt/Esther, Romeo/Esther, Benvolio/Esther, Romeo/La Mort, Mercutio/La Mort, Juliette/La Mort, Romeo/La Mort/Juliette threesome (...ha. ;D), La Mort/The Poet

Hungarian version: Paris/Tybalt, (hey! Is it my fault that Paris is such a flirt?) Benvolio/Romeo (onesided...because I just like a InLove!Benvolio longing for Oblivious!Romeo, and during "Égy Nap" (Un Jour)...yeah), Mercutio/Benvolio (that one scene before the balcony. I think you know what I mean...;D), Mercutio/Lady Capulet (he carried her off during Le Bal 1. 'Nough said) and for the coup de grace...Romeo/Benvolio/Mercutio threesome. Reason? Lehetsz Király. Just...Lehetsz Király.

Elisabeth: Elisabeth/Death (of course), Elisabeth/Franz Joseph, Lucheni/Death (more of Lucheni annoying Death and Death...decides to take matters into his own hands ^^)

Rebecca (musical and book verse): Ich/Maxim, Ich/Frank, Frank/Maxim


Pairings I Do Not Support/Dislike:

Harry Potter: Sirius/Lily, Sirius/James, Sirius/Remus, Remus/James, Harry/Draco, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Lily/Snape, Remus/Lily, Harry/Hermione

Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kikyo, Hojo/Kagome, Koga/Kagome, Miroku/Kagome

Danny Phantom: Vlad/Maddie, Sam/Tucker

Doctor Who: Mickey/Rose, Doctor/Martha

Romeo et Juliette, de la Haine a l'Amour: I actually have none! :D Even the slash...well...only in the Hungarian version. Because it's so obvious. And disturbing.

Elisabeth: None again! I can believe I'm so blithe with musicals in general. Hmm. I must not be thinking hard enough. *thinks deeply*

Favorite Characters From Literature:

1. Cathy Ames, East of Eden by John Steinbeck: I love her! I just do! She's a monster, far worse than Heathcliff could ever be, and is so evil (in fact, I think that she's the greatest fictional villain in literature) but she's so great...to me, at least! The novel just revolves around her and she's so cynical and...she's just a really fascinating character for me.

2. The Phantom of the Opera (i.e. Erik), The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux: Of course, you know my thoughts on him in the Favorite Characters section. He's just cool and mysterious and whatnot.

3. Archbishop Claude Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo: I know, I know. Perverted priest lusting over gorgeous, innocent gypsy girl, but I like him. In my weird, twisted way, but I like him.

4. Heathcliff, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte: He's a monster, alright, but an intriguing one. Unlike Cathy, the sole redeeming quality is his love for her, just as Catherine's only reedeming quality is her love for him. Which is really weird, and in a twisted way romantic. As for my feelings for him, I rather hate him. So why he is in my FCFL list I'll never know...

5. Catherine Earnshaw Linton, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte: She's vain, selfish, childish, and narcissistic. The epitome of all my hatred and disgust. And yet while I hate her she draws me in. By the way, don't you notice that Cathy from East of Eden and Cathy from Wuthering Heights share the same name? Wonder if Steinbeck did it on purpose...?

6. Sydney Carton, A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens: He's so three-dimensional, you know? Not like that Darnay (why Dickens ever created him I'll never know; he's a fop!) and that Lucie Manette (ugh! She's so...perfect...-eye twitches-). But Sydney is so antihero and all that jazz and then at the end of the book he does something noble and completely un-Sydney, like changing places with Darnay! What the freak? All for Lucie's love...do you hear an "aww" coming on? Not that she deserves his love, but still...like him...

7. Estella Haversham, Great Expectations by Charles Dickens: I've always rather vaguely liked Estella, even though she was raised up to be a cold-hearted bitch who broke men's hearts, but I've always held a fascination for her. That's why, in her honor, I named Maira's (my character's) mother after her, as they are kind of similar in a way.

8. Rebecca De Winter, Rebecca by Daphne du Marier: She is not in the book at all (only by reference) as she is dead, but her presence is so strong it's unbelivable. And I know that she was evil (not as evil as Cathy, but still she was good at deceving people, like Tom Riddle). I mean, she was charming, beautiful, intelligent, the perfect wife in every way, shape, or form. Everyone bought into her act, except of course her own husband, Max, who finally killed her in the end. Still though, she's a great character.

9. Waldomiro "Vadinho" dos Guimaraes, Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands by Jorge Amado: He's so cool! I mean, I know Vadinho's a womanizer and a gambler and all that jazz, the epitome of the imperfect husband, but he was so charming and he happens to remind me of Sirius Black, only worse and even more charming! There, I said it! Besides, he's so funny! He was the one who said, "God is fat" to Dona Flor while attempting to seduce her. That was so effing funny...he's just so likable!

10. Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare: MERCUTIO IS AWESOME! HE'S THE EPITOME OF AWESOMENESS! EFF SHAKESPEARE - HE'S MINE!

(Clears throat). Sorry. He's just so funny and witty! And also full of life. He's my favorite character from Romeo and Juliet. I liked him so much that my character, Marc, is loosely based off him.

11. Benedict and Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare: Their quarrels are so witty and entertaining. Emma Thompson and what's-his-name did a great job in portraying them in the movie. Sirius and Natalie's relationship is loosely based off theirs. I'm making a habit of stealing a lot of stuff from literature. Ah well.

12. The Scarlet Pimpernel (a.k.a. Sir Percy Blakeney), The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy: He's absolutely fantastic! I think his fop act is so adorable! He's a master of disguise, he's clever and brave and noble and...he's just awesome, all right?

13. Romeo Montague, Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare: Actually, no. Not Shakespeare Romeo. This Romeo:

Musical!Romeo *sings: Aimer c'est ce qu'y a d'plus beau. ^^

...Hmm. Hmm. *kidnaps him*


Notes That I Feel Are Important For You To Know:

So I have basically vanished off the face of the earth,

Statements/Copy-and-Paste-Thingamabobers People Put On Their Profiles For Entertainment

How strange. Part of me thinks it's really stupid for me to put up a list of copy-and-paste things but another part just couldn't resist. And besides, some are funny and actually apply to me. Oh, and the italics part is my own comments to the copy-and-paste things. So without further adieu...

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Me? Smoke pot?! They're mad..)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! (Laughing my head off right now, mind you...)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (Hmm...once. I think I was in the fourth grade.)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (I talk to myself on a regular basis. Everyone does at some point.)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (Of course. Personally I try to avoid sterotypical behavior and just be myself.)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, that's only when I'm high on sugar, got that?)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Wow, a freebie! How exciting! Not.)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Me, Danni34, and xxMangoxx are the epitome of insanity!)

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile. (If you have read as much books as I have, you would be too. I drool over Mr. Darcy, I detest/like Heathcliff (don't ask), I think Tom Riddle is cool, I like Cathy Ames even though she's the epitome of evil, I hate Lucy Mannette because she's so Mary Sue, I loathe Catherine Earnshaw because she is shallow and superficial, I think Pip is great if a little amibitious, I like every character from Harry Potter (except for Umbridge and Fudge and Voldemort-even if I am gung-ho over Tom Riddle even though they are the same person) and I'm boring you, aren't I?)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (Popular? I'd rather make myself anit-social!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (Only when I was reading a funny book. It really was funny!)

If you’ve got a Sonic Screwdriver and/or want one, copy and paste this to your profile. (Sonic Screwdriver...-drools-)

If you have a best friend who’s so weird, they even freak you out sometimes, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yes, I'm thinking about Danni34, bless her heart. And also xxSexyBeastxx.)

If you have a sibling who sometimes annoy you so much that at night you begin to plot their demise, copy and paste thing to your profile. (My big brother will never know what'll hit him...)

Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile. (Lovely gem of wisdom, Danni34.)

If you forget things easily and got in trouble because of it, copy and paste this to your profile. (My mind is like a leaky cauldron sometimes.)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (I just love it!)

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. (Prime example: my brother)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the Cowardly Lion look like the Terminator! (-sighs- So true. And that's why I'm in Ravenclaw, folks.)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" (Of course.)

I don't obsess! I think intensely. (Very intensely.)

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. (WHY, GOD, WHY?!)

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. (Never understood them.)

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. (Though fanfiction is better.)

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. (Hey, some are pretty interesting.)

Whovian and PROUD OF IT!! (DOCTOR WHO IS GREAT!)

If someone has ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile. (Danni34. 'Nough said.)

If you're one of the smart beings who know that Rose will return someday, put this on your profile. (Rose better return, or else...)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. (I hate those!)

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. (Yeah, most of them are from my novel. They all hate me/are afraid of me.)

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile. No, actually, if you think the Rabbit should just go out and buy the damn cereal himself, then put this on your profile.

If you think that those kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave him and his cereal alone, put this on your profile. (Poor Lucky...)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. (Who needs a life?!)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile. (Yep! Although only in the loosest term.)

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. (Stupid writer's block.)

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you cos of its effects, put this into your profile. (Heh...)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, put this in your profile. (The Three Crazy American Girls. And that's no hyperbole!)

If for no reason, you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile. (Many times...)

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile. (Really, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.)

If you know you have an un-healthy obsession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile. (Uh huh!)

If you're one of those people that hate those people who's profiles are like 80 billion pages long but you have a friking long profile anyways, copy and past this into your profile. (Sadly, it's true...)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Weird people of the world unite!)

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile. (Me not having a life again.)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile. (And also superficial people, don't forget that...)

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." (True, how true...)

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." (-Burst out laughing then dies-)

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..." (Lost it way back, mister!)

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." (And we're not sure that we even like you...-eyes you intently-)

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121

'Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.’ - Plato
'Plato was a bore.’ - Friedrich Nietzsche
‘Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.’- Leo Tolstoy
'I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.’ - Ernest Hemingway
'Hemingway was a jerk.’ - Harold Robbins
'The inner workings of Robbins' mind scare me.' - cto10121

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. (Halleluyah praise the Lord!)

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile. (DAVID TENNANT ROCKS!)

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. (Many times, unfortunately.)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (I fancy myself the Queen of Nerds. BOW DOWN TO ME!)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, Danni34, you are a true friend and don't deny it!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Surely they must think so...)

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. (Should be my motto.)

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? (Politics is so jaded. Why do I get into them I'll never know.)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

(Oh, I'm such a sap...tear)

Stereotypes…please…

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

And here's mine:

If you have no life, have no intentions of getting one, (and frankly, who needs one?)...copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name on this list. cto10121


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The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 198,969 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Rose's Blog by cheri1 reviews
10Rose Rose sometimes needs to document her thoughts and feelings about traveling with the Doctor, so she turns to her blog to help sort things out. Rated M in some chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,112 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
A Flower's Fame by Crystal Zelda reviews
Lily Evans has a secret: she's not really who she says she is. As her fame grows outside of Hogwarts, can she keep her identity, and herself, safe? And what about James Potter? He seems too interested in Lily's secrets... but what about his own?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,226 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What Do You Want? by mrs.kapranos reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle never loved…or so they say. What if he did love, but he couldn't understand it and so destroyed it? A choice between his ultimate desire of world domination and the one thing he's always been denied: love. The story spans between his school years until his rise in power. You already know the end, but do you know the beginning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,408 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] Voldemort
Optivus by P.P.V.V reviews
AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. But for James Potter that world comes to an end as he is called to war. Can he leave Lily Evans, the person whom he cares for the most? L/J Will he choose love or duty? R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 179,371 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23752 - Favs: 13,390 - Follows: 12,299 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Simple Love by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
Love? Whatever. So many things can get in the way of true love - A story of scheming, jealousy and a whole lot of fuss about not much at all. In other words, it's Much Ado About Nothing, Doctor Who style! Eventual Donna/Jack, Doctor/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/13/2008 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] [Donna N., Jack H.] - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,567 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Trouble Rebounds by gleamingeyes reviews
Though he has defeated Voldemort, Harry remains restless and frustrated. He tries to find peace by travelling back in time to the Marauders' era...but there can be no peace while the Dark Lord lives. Includes other characters from Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,342 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., James P.
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Out of Boundaries by Lioness Amythest reviews
Lily Evans is a young Auror assigned to Alaster Moody. During a case she meets an intriguing Death Eater with a dark past: James Potter. When she starts investigating his history, she begins to question his involvement with Voldemort. As she gets closer to this highly attractive and dangerous man, her own life and Auror license is put on the line. Revised and Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,360 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Eligible Marchioness by Aneriangel reviews
B/V the way it should be. Does the strange title speak for itself? Of course not. This is my initiation and written for all of us who read more B/V's than we'd care to admit. I'm in this one for long run, folks! R&R please!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,641 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 314,898 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,156 - Follows: 7,822 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Second Life by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,114 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P.
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,706 - Follows: 6,546 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
House vs The Vampires by Ingram reviews
When Alice collapses into an unexplainable coma, the Cullen's may be forced to seek out the best doctor of diagnostic medicine in the world. And how will the irascible, misanthropic Dr House handle the angsty vampire coven? Not very well, I Imagine.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,607 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - G. House, Alice
Love Never Lost by bloodredeclipse reviews
The beginning takes place in the early 1900s. Edward and Bella have been friends ever since birth but when an outbreak of Spanish Influenza hits, their lives take a turn for the worse. Does disease separate them forever, or will they meet again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,061 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Suicide Girl by Lollirotxox reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what I wanted most. But without the one I wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. I'm Bella Suicide. /Continued.\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,994 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Monster in Her Chest by SprayPaintedShoes reviews
We all know of Harry's struggle to win Ginny's heart in his 6th year, but what about Ginny's struggle to win his? Ginny devises a plan to win Harry over and, as we all know, wherever Ginny Weasley goes, disaster is sure to follow. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,157 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Crazy by danceswpenguins9 reviews
TR/OC An average girl's bizarre dream lands her on the Hogwarts express, & soon she's stuck in the magical world with one goal: to change Tom Riddle's fate. But everything she thought she knew about Lord Voldemort is challenged. Ch. 18 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,106 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC
I See No Resemblance by Artemis Day reviews
Tamaki is doing a project on his family history and needs information on his mother's family. With no way to find anything, he makes an offhand wish that he could meet his ancestors, and apparently, someone is listening.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
10 Years Later by xxSeaAggiexx reviews
It has 10 years since the accident. Danny thinks Sam died and everything has changed. Danny is now the horrible Dan Phantom. Can Sam save him by bringing his human side back and out of the darkness or are other things in store for the two? DanDanny star
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dan Phantom, Sam M.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 3,546 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Where art thou Benvolio? by BanannaSlapz517 reviews
When your two best friends since always die, how are you suppose to continue without them? Benvolio wasn't expecting the answer to be travel a few centuries into the future, halfway across the globe, and start over. Now, why is everything so framiliar...?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,103 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
TARDIS Drabbles Of Randomness by reddwarfaddict reviews
Collection of 100 and 200 word drabbles centered around the TARDIS crew. Previously standalones. Pairings and ratings vary. Very much a Crack!fic... Shrunk In The Wash: A slight accident with a washing machine...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - 10th Doctor
A Year With the Marauders by Joe King reviews
Harry has to get away from it all. But where? He's the most famous wizard around. He, along with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, visit 1976, the marauders 7th year. Snape's frienship? James's hate? Lily's love? Kicked out of Defense? What? Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,593 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Harry P., James P.
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14087 - Favs: 14,617 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HARREH POTTAH by Grimly Dandy reviews
Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin by RJLupinFan reviews
A vanishing cabinet... an enchanted necklace... the Chamber of Secrets... and one very young, very dangerous, and ever so handsome Dark Lord. Hermione tries hard to send herself, Harry and Ron back to their own time, but Tom Riddle has other plans. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,257 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lights, Camera, Heartbreak by Silviael reviews
88000 reads:Katie's been cast as Bella, but it isn't quite the easy fix to life she had imagined. It's becoming too tempting to forget who Katie Miller is and get lost in a mix of Bella and stereotypical movie star: it's lucky Henry, her anchor, is there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,636 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006
Excelsior by Kako reviews
In the magical world on the other side of Britain, seven Lords fight for the right to be crowned king by undertaking a quest to find a medallion. And how does Hermione Granger fit into its plan? AU, HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,540 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lives Of Lily And James Through Our Eyes by Horse-James-Book-Lily-Worm reviews
This story is a collection of LilyJames oneshots. Written by me and many other writers on Fanfiction. Rated for different stories.Please submit or request or suggest oneshots. I need permission from the author, but I might like them!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,732 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Redshift, Blueshift by lts29 reviews
Bella Cullen, struggling with an immortality she never asked for, meets the newly orphaned Edward Masen in Forks. AU, BxE. Vampire Bella and human Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,559 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Impossibility of Time Travel by ChibiChibi reviews
Three years post Hogwarts, post OotP. The final battle has started, but Voldemort still has a trump card hidden in his sleeve to finally get rid off Harry - he sends Harry and his friends to the past and now it is up to them to find a way home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 204,824 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
The Horror Underneath by TheMadPuppy reviews
So LND is out, and there's no saving it. My take on the godawful song "The Beauty Underneath" and the abysmal plot of the musical.
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
A New Fact of Life for Goku by Purple-Pleb reviews
My spin on what the events were like when Chi- Chi was pregnant with Gohan. Chapter 3 up! R&R please!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Chi-Chi, Goku
Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
“But if I’m fire,” I protested, “and you’re ice, what do we have in common?” Tom smirked, reaching up and twisting a strand of my hair around his finger. “Destruction.” I pressed my knife to his throat, drawing blood. “My feelings exactly.” TR/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,131 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Hunger Games Premiere by laxgoal31 reviews
The very first Hunger Games. Follows the story of a boy named Corran Skirata, who is originally from District 13, now living in District 12. Also includes ancestors of characters in the actual book, as well as background on the major rebellion of Panem.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009
Faded Future by Talentless Muse reviews
What would you do if you woke up and found that your whole life had been erased? Goku and Vegeta are faced with this question, and must answer it if they ever wish to regain their families and their lives.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,509 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Vegeta, Goku
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
It's About Time! by Ten-Thousand-Lilies reviews
The trio get sent back in time and are eager to get home. But after some news reaches the trio, this may not have been such an unfortunate accident. Follow the Marauders and our favorite trio through pranks and James'endless fight for Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,736 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2006 - James P., Harry P.
The Show Must Go On by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Lucheni finds the lighting in Purgatory very unsatisfactory, and as such, makes a few elementary mistakes when he tells his story. Death is unsympathetic.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 4837 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Rudolf The Angsty Hapsburg by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
A little belated holiday cheer, to the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'. Because this category should have a bit of self-referential crack now and again.
Elisabeth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 10,608 - Follows: 4,551 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Discovery by Aspiring Empath reviews
Alice never had the vision. The Cullens never returned. Meet Becca. She's determined to uncover the secret of her grandma's journal, even if it meets looking for trouble. Nominated for Twilight & Indie Twific Awards! Most Orignal Plot, Best AU, Best OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,600 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2007
The Good Mother by Legna989 reviews
Entry for the Les Femmes Noires contest. How far will Esme go to show how much her son needs her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Esme - Complete
The Doctor is Not Amused by Terrose reviews
The Tenth Doctor goes on the Internet and discovers fan fiction. Really bad fan fiction. Chapter 7: The Doctor posts his own story, and soon learns what a sporking is.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - 10th Doctor
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Pain on Pain by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time is of the Essence by RiverofWind reviews
What would happen if Harry and Ginny were accidentally sent to the time of the Marauders? Better yet, what would the reactions of the fueding James Potter and Lily Evans be? Will this permanently screw up the time stream?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,664 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Mercutio and Allegra by Cornadopia reviews
He jests at scars that never felt a wound ... MercutioxOC. Rated T for mild violence, not to mention kissing and what not.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,367 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5542 - Favs: 5,109 - Follows: 4,481 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 5,534 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Musicals in a Minute by The Lark reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
Much Better by solitaireclay07 reviews
Sequel to Shattered Image but it can easily be read alone. "She leans forward and he's caught offguard by the flashing in her eyes. “Her.” He blinks again. “What's her name?” she adds, clearly frustrated now."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Innocent Angel by Erik'sangel527 reviews
Erik kidnaps Christine from her home and takes on the difficult quest of getting her to love him the way he does her. They will both have to learn to trust each other. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,848 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me by thunder skies reviews
."And do you know what, right then, I really, really, start to hate about myself? I have a thing for eye contact." Leah/Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,485 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Leah, Nahuel
Gypsy Eye, Wolf Eye by 2AddersFanged reviews
Claude Frollo abducts Esmeralda, and a power struggle ensues. Based loosely upon Victor Hugo’s characters from his novel Notre Dame de Paris.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006
The Kakarott Zone by Brenman reviews
ATTENTION FANS. You are now entering the Kakarott Zone Movie theater. It's the most Epic Kakarott Zone ever. It's Kakarott Zone: The Movie.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,164 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Vegeta, Goku
If You Were Gay MercutioBenvolio by Cornadopia reviews
The song "If You Were Gay" from the musical "Avenue Q" done with Mercutio and Benvolio from "Romeo and Juliet".
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Heartbeat by Elaina7774 reviews
Bella is a witch and transfers to Hogwarts for her sixth year. There she becomes dazzled by the mysterious Cullen family. Can love survive blood lust, dark magic, and the secrets hidden deep inside the Forbidden Forest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,350 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
Shadow's Play by Sevvy101 reviews
-rewrite- It all started with an acceptance letter to a magical school, and so, she wonders, how was it able to progress to this point- Another war, with bodies beginning to drop like flies; Why me, she thought, why me? InuKag
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,818 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Kagome H.
Midnight Dreams by thejedijoyjoy reviews
AU. Meet Aiyana Black, the half-human, half-shifter/vampire daughter of Jacob and Renesmee. Family life, venturing out into the human world, going to high school, meeting new people and trying to be normal. All Cullens, Jacob, Seth, Leah and new character
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 87,030 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Companions The Doctor Could do Without by Danni34 reviews
Between Voyage of the Damned and Partners in Crime. The Doctor’s lonely, very lonely. But then again, not having a companion can do that to a person. Or at least having a bunch of companions that he doesn’t want to keep. Random one-shots and Crossovers!
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
The Tragically Original Tale of Bella's Love Life by ladytransformed reviews
Follow Bella Swan, the glorified wallflower, who hates Edward Cullen, man-whore, at first sight but proceeds to enter a contrived relationship with him anyway. They soon find that they are soul mates and surprisingly so are their best friends! AH Parody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Eternal Bonds by Kelsid reviews
Once upon a time, the Marauders made a vow. A vow that if they ever separated, they would be sent back to their 7th year, unable to return to their correct times until their friendships were renewed. It's 1993 and the Marauder's vow has come true...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
AU: Raindrops by serving.ashton reviews
SEQUEL to AU: StarCrossed... Edward and Bella are together, and at a new school, but their bright future may turn into a storm from their pasts that may destroy them. Rated M... just in case T for now .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,763 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007
Crouching Father, Hidden Terror by Kerichi reviews
Rose told him she was bringing home a friend over Easter holiday. What she didn't mention was that it was her new boyfriend: Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How Romeo met Rosaline by HeavyHeartToCarry reviews
We all know that Rosaline broke Romeo's heart, but how exactly did she do this?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Forget to Survive by chrisspiration reviews
Harry goes back in time to the age of the Marauders. A relationship is progressed but Harry realizes that he needs to go back to the 1990's if he wants to survive. He needs to forget. He needs to forget to survive. Read if you like timetravel fics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Sinful by Goku's Daughter reviews
A story of what may occur if Raditz took Gohan as a child. Conspiracies. Murder. Abduction. Lies. Lust. Rage. AU/GV - Chapter 22: Final. “Another chance?”
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,919 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Gohan, Videl
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
Question and Answer by solitaireclay07 reviews
You can't decide whether or not you've been repressing the thought and it's always been there or if it's completely new.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Breaking Dawn Parody by Permanent Rose reviews
A Breaking Dawn Parody. What more can I say?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Amun, Didyme
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Jaded Brothers: Trials of Magic by Blueberry Blaster reviews
AU - Part I. Hayden Alexander Potter. Harry James Potter. Brothers; twins. Only one is slated to be the world's saviour. One lives a loved life; the other, hardship. The trials of their first year at Hogwarts will forever change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,744 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., OC
Once upon a time by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Once upon a time, the Cullens were walking through some random desert somewhere, sparkling. Of course, this was completely irrational and pretty damn careless because of…you know… the whole sparkling thing... A Twilight/Host Crossover.
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Knot my Pastime by Ladyoflalaland reviews
Tale of Two Cities A young girl is taught to knit with disastrous results. Little does she know that knitting will someday become her life. Told from a young Madame Defarge’s POV. Oneshot
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
An Opera with Skyscrapers and Waffles by Theater Raven reviews
A crossover with The Producers. Max and Leo are trying to find another flop for Broadway. They soon stumble upon something Erik would have liked to remain hidden.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Erik - Complete
Losing Harry by wherewolf reviews
15 year old Snape leaves Hogwarts to raise Lily's baby Harry. At the same time, he struggles with Lily's lack of affection, Dumbledore's apathy and Death Eaters. When he finds the truth behind Lily's well kept lies, he risks losing Harry forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Homebound by ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella is a quiet shy girl that everyone overlooks, that is until the cullens come to forks. Will everything change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,654 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nocturne by Lady Bracknell reviews
If Edward slept, his thoughts would keep him up at night. Edward/Bella, set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This One Is A Memory by Lady Bracknell reviews
Tanya ruins Edward's evening. He can't find it within himself to mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Surprises by Lady Bracknell reviews
Lily likes surprises, and this thing with James Potter has been positively filled with those.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Absence by poeticmaiden reviews
Why was Sydney Carton in France just in time to save Charles Darnay? A oneshot about his discovery that the Manette/Darnay family had left for France.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
History Repeats by Stormwhisper reviews
Lily Dwyer's mother Renee died, and her father is deemed unfit to care for her. Her sister's mysterious disappearance years prior makes her suspicious when she has to move to Forks, and meets those Bella might have known.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,499 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 190 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Charlotte's Trip by The Creatress reviews
A girl appears at the school. Her name is Charlotte Snape and she's from the future. She has no idea how or why she managed to travel through time, so while they figure out how to send her back, she'll stay and be a student like Mum and be taught by Dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,896 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The True Story of Romeo and Juliet by Violetcarson reviews
A lovely crack! alternate ending to Romeo and Juliet, starting off right when Romeo is making his final speech.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
James and Lily, meet your grandchildren? by M-Dub 720 reviews
The Marauders and Lily are sent forward in time to when Harry's kids are at Hogwarts. What are James, Al, and Lily's reactions? And how do they get back?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - James P., Albus S. P.
Forever and a Day by Aldara Gaea reviews
This was my conjectures on how Breaking Dawn was going to turn out. Now that we know, I can't really keep writing it... there's just no point in my view: I like to stick to cannon as much as possible. Everything I wrote for it is here, enjoy if you will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,417 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Flame by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
*COMPLETE* The past... it seems so harmless but it's anything but. Bella and Edward have faced it all can they beat this one last block that stands between them and their happily ever after? Threequel to the stories that started with Moonlight Sonata.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,653 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last of the Time Lords by stevegryffindor reviews
When the mysterious Doctor and his assistant, Rose Tyler, arrive at Hogwarts for business with Professor Dumbledore, Harry, Ron and Hermione decide to investigate. Sorry for the couple of year-long gap between chapters - I'll try and update more often.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Pulse by Mallory Monroe reviews
Jacob wants to wait till Nessie is older to be with her. When he inexplicably leaves for thirteen years then suddenly decides to come back, will she be willing to forgive him? And what competition will he face? Jacob/Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,048 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eclipse of the Crossover by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A musical comedy thriller. Because...well...I had to. It's just a parody, please don't shoot me! And , come on...you know you want to. There you go. Just click it. C'mon, click the link...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Snippet of AGATB by purple.skivvy reviews
My version of an AGATB movie trailer in script format. Or AGATB in random flashes.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Enigma by Irish Froggy reviews
Edward hears the thoughts of his daughter for the very first time. EdwardxBella. Sweet oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Long Meaningful Ramble 4: Sacrarium by reddwarfaddict reviews
Ten people now roam the TARDIS, and most of them are children. They've survived everything possible…but with nightmares, malfunctions, murder and abduction, could their lives this time be destroyed by an age-old enemy? TenRose. Major DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,400 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., The Master - Complete
Just Let Me Wake Up Already by Kako reviews
What would you do if you went into a pensieve, and then found that you couldn't leave? What if the only person who could see you was your arch-nemesis? You'd haunt him and try and make his life miserable, of course. HG/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,768 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Don't, Just Don't by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
And who's he? What if that comment during The Stolen Earth turned out not to be innocent flirting so much as love at first sight for Jack and Donna? Set during and after The Stolen Earth/Journey's End. A little bit AU, Donna/Jack, Doctor/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,146 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Sparks and Flames 1: The Philosopher's Stone by Gumpieke reviews
Harry is horribly treated while living with his relatives. One day he has to much and he runs away only to be picked up by an old man. Name: Albus Dumbledore. He takes Harry to live with the Weasleys where he meets Ginny. First in a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,655 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Logic by solitaireclay07 reviews
I learned that if something could be solved using words and equations, it was right – no matter what it was. What could possibly break that rule?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Evie by muhnemma reviews
Lily and James had another child, who they sent into hiding for her protection. Fourteen years later she returns. Set during OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,862 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Deep Breath by Ruby89 reviews
All Lily wanted to be is a pirate. when the ship she works on is being attacked by them,she joins their crew by disguising as a boy. now she needs to prove herself in front of their captain James Potter,who swore to never let a woman step on his ship. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,034 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5544 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Playing Solitaire by CallistoLexx reviews
Edward's embarrassed, the Cullens tease, and Bella's naïve. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Paradox by Insanity's Partner reviews
We were nothing more than a paradox. It was as if Life, Death and Fate were trying to keep us from ever being together, and pushing us at each other at the same time. BxE AU 1674
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,447 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Chalice of Ruine by WinterRavenhall reviews
Tom/Hermione. Hermione is having a Godric of a day! Having been thrown into a time portal into Riddle's era,the Golden Trio can’t BELIEVE their luck! But something about this devious Slytherin makes Hermione’s plot go horribly--if not deliciously--awry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,382 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
The First Vision by RebelAngel002 reviews
A Great and Terrible Beauty written entirely in Kartik's point of view. Including Gemma's first vision all the way to the ship ride over to London, arriving at Spence and the end of The Sweet Far Thing. R&R!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,443 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Going Crazy by Bella4Edward reviews
All Human! Bella, Rose, and Alice all pregnant together. How will the guys handle it? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
10 tips for you and your new bellringer by kamikaze-djali reviews
This is wrong. Very wrong. Yet at the same time, I couldn't stop myself after it hit me in sleep. Disney's HoND. Politically incorrect. Quasimodo and Clopin so far, others to follow.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Twist of Fate by IsabellaMCullen reviews
What if fate took a different course for Bella Swan? What if, after Edward left her to keep her safe, the wolves were just a minute too late to save her from Laurent? Would she eventually find her way back into Edward's arms? Co-written with TotalEclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,919 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Hallucination by ginnyinvisible reviews
Bella appears to Edward in a hallucination, sort of during New Moon. Some facts have been changed. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Breaking Down: A Parody of a Parody by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Admit it: if you were satisfied by Breaking Dawn, it was only because of the major lulz provided. It was epic fail personified. With my trusty co-captain oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo, I set the record straight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Alice
Some Things Are Worth Dying For by fanta-faerie reviews
Jake REALLY wants to hold her hand. But the six pairs of vampire eyes behind them aren't quite going to let him...funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella's Going to Kill Me by fanta-faerie reviews
Jake needs permission... Post Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Designing the Dark Mark by Jente Bidernais reviews
Lord Voldemort has trouble designing the Dark Mark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Lucius M. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ruin by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. Tricked into falling through the veil, Harry finds himself in an alternate dimension where the first war continues to rage and people he thought he had lost are alive and well. You've read it all before, right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Independence Day by Ava Sinclair reviews
Breaking Dawn related one-shot: Leah makes the decision to break free from Sam and his pack. The first of three days that will change Leah's destiny forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Just My Luck by HorcruxFinder reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob's finally found the love of his life, but what's he going to do when an overprotective father gets in the way? Jacob/Nessie Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Just A Misunderstanding by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
An innocent text message has negative consequences. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wrong Balcony by Recalled to Life reviews
Literally written in 15 minutes, a really short crackfic for those with a few minutes to kill. Minor slash warning!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Gym Class Failure by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quotes! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Stephenie Meyer called the Breaking Dawn quotes of the day "purposely misleading." I call them "comedy gold." Here is a story based only on the Breaking Dawn qotds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Deadweight by Lady Bracknell reviews
Edward and his old friend control have become hopelessly estranged.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Listen to the Music by Lily Turtle reviews
I’d follow, and though she be in heaven, and I in hell, the distance could not thwart our love. For she was heaven.' Is Edward too late in rescuing his Juliet? ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Worst Regeneration Ever! by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
CrackFic! an new take on the supposed regeneration at the end of Stolen Earth a huge twist. please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Masterpiece by Mister Sorrel reviews
The Doctor writes Rose a letter concerning life after seperation.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
What Everyone Thought About When Ginny & Harry Sta by Revolutionizing reviews
Have you ever wondered what everyone thought about when Ginny & Harry started dating? Have you ever wondered how the Weasleys felt when someone in their family was dating famous Harry Potter? Well, I did and it's all here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inuyasha: The musical by RyterHarpie reviews
Inuyasha finds Kagome in the arms of another, and another, and another. Finally, when he knows he can't take anymore, will it be possible for him to find the love of someone who can truly relate to his situation, and if he does will his Ex's ruin it?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,109 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Inuyasha, Sango - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
His Darkened Heart by Heart0fGlass reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Ginny Weasley is forced to relive the nightmare of her first year again. Tom Riddle has returned, and Ginny now struggles with the war of emotions raging in her head. TRGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,323 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Donna Noble Pwns All by CountryGirl914 reviews
Donna decides to take matters into her own hands. Journey's End fic, so HERE BE SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also: CRACK.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
The Fallen by tinuelena reviews
She sits in his chair. Then changes his world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Notre Dame de Paris Retitled! by wittyblather reviews
The songs of the famous French musical, retitled to show what their real meaning is. Enjoy!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Hour by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
What if Bella never went to Port Angeles with Jessica in NM? How would the entire series be different? AU, BXE, yadda yadda. In character, promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Lollipop by Lollirotxox reviews
Alice has a vision that she gets to fulfill her wedding plans for Bella and Edward, is in an obnoxiously hyper mood, has a something stuck in her head that annoys the hell out of Edward, and lands Emmett in some serious trouble. Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Lost but not Forgotten by ILikeToDie reviews
After returning from one of his trips Sesshomaru returns to find Rin gone. Jaken has no clue where he is as he was asleep again. He tries to find her but can’t find a trail. It’s been 13 years and still no sign of Rin, will he give up?RinSess Sess OOC
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Pencil Sketch by Violin Ghost reviews
Pale eyes, pale skin, pale hair. Scorpius Malfoy knows he's nothing but a pencil sketch, but when he has the chance to grab the colour floating just within reach, will he take it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Temptation by Angel Ren reviews
On a particularly sunny day in Forks, Edward is left at home while Bella goes to school. How much mischief can one vampire possibly find in an eight-hour period? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Talking in Our Sleep by The Werewolf Mage reviews
People say a lot of funny things in their sleep don't they? Let's see what some Marauder era characters have to say in their sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Renaissance by Angel Ren reviews
Host Fanfiction! What exactly happens as Melanie wakes up without her counterpart? What transpires in that time period before Petals was found for Wanderer? One-shot. Fluffy, happiness.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Twister by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Post James attack, Bella is chilling at Edward's with a bum leg. What does Alice decide to do? Play Twister! Cullen-style! BxE pure fluff! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hopeless Case by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Charlie's POV in a moment of Bella's zombie-like months. No one ever thinks about the things Charlie saw, the things he dealt with...so let's get to know the man of little words that still cares so much about Bella. Review please! One-shot. REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
An Unexpected Imprint by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Jake finally imprints, but the news comes as a pretty big shock to him. One-shot. Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
He Wasn't All Bad by Amelia Bedelia reviews
When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mood Swings by incendiar reviews
Or, "How Harry Got His Name" This popped into my head after reading Jo's prequel of sorts. Lily is pregnant with Harry, and Sirius unwisely shares his opinion on names with her. James has to step in and save the godfather-to-be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
How Do I Love Thee? by Elaina7774 reviews
War-weary Hermione plans to travel back in time to warn those she loves. What she didn't plan, however, was to land in 1944, repeat her 7th year, and fall in love with the man who ruined her life to begin with. TRxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
Death Most Desired by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chaos at the Cullens by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Emmett and Jasper have a bet... Who can cause the most chaos within their family? Join them through the tears, blood, and unconsiousness- of course, all belong to Bella. Written for a challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
The Criteria by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
What exactly does it take to be Indiana Jones? One author is on a mission to find out. Oneshot.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Barefoot by CrypticCalico reviews
Sometimes even the demon barber enjoys the feel of the grass between his toes. And so does Mrs. Lovett. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
What Edward Cullen Will Never Do by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Bella wants to know what Edward can't do. But Edward can do everything, right? Maybe not... Read for more details! Fluff galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
My Bad! by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Alternate ending to RaJ. At least, I try to write an alternate ending. Of course, I just end up making everything worse. Contains references to Baz Lurhmann's film adaptation the one with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
and it burns like me for you by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. She's almost to the library when a hand grabs her wrist and yanks her into what appears to be an empty classroom. It is. They've been here before. She's intimately acquainted with the desk nearest the door. But it's a good thing she's not honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Numb But Moving by yoyoente reviews
Edward left Bella; the one person who was healing her pain, Jacob, shunned her; then, Bella is turned into a vampire. Years later, she runs into the Cullens again, but can they accept each other? She has a new life and many secrets. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Truth About Juliet by luvcali76 reviews
This is my response to some negative comments I saw people making about the Romeo and Juliet theme surrounding Edward and Bella. One Shot. EB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
The Blood Drive by Amelia Bedelia reviews
The day starts like any other - the typical wake-up call and a relaxing morning - but when Bella is in danger, Edward does whatever he has to in order to save her - even if it means revealing his secret identity to the last person Bella wanted to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Bye, Bye, Goodbye by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. It's the most twisted love story: unrequited, unknown. Maybe she deserves it. She gave it up, after all. It was hers, always hers, but she pushed it away and now she can only watch it given to others. She broke him. And that's what haunts her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Give Her Back To Me by yeknodelttil reviews
Why did the Doctor seem more persistent than usual when it came to protecting and saving Rose? I'm BACK! Chapter 27, 28, 29 and 30 now added! ITS COMPLETE!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,504 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Signs You are Obsessed With the Twilight Series by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Yes! It's back! Please review, and no flames, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Marauder's discover fanfiction by BlackElectric reviews
One-shot. The title says it all really! "What on earth is this?" Sirius exclaimed, staring at the many titles with their names in. James peered over his shoulder, "Moony... have you been writing about us?" Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Sweet Misery by She Who Shall Go Nameless reviews
Eponine and Enjolras have both survived their endeavor at the barricade, and they find comfort for their lost hope in each other. E&E
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Exception to the Rule by hpobsessedrissa reviews
“I ruin lives, James. You wouldn’t believe it, but I’ve ruined yours too.” In a heartbeat, my feet are on the floor and I’m closing the gap between his arm holding the envelope and myself. “And hers.” L/J, AU, OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,404 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Trouble at Notre Dame by Opaque Opal reviews
Another spoof off a Potter Puppet Pals video. What happens when the Dark Monk Martin Luther starts attacking Notre Dame? Will Clopin, Phoebus, and Esmeralda be able to save the day? Mild violence. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Miss Doctor and Mr Rose by reddwarfaddict reviews
An unfortunate accident leaves the Doctor's mind in Rose's body and Rose's in his. Can they switch back before anyone finds out and, more importantly, keep their dignity in tact?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Bothering Frollo by Opaque Opal reviews
A HoND adaptation of the infamous Potter Puppet Pals! What happens when Clopin and Phoebus feel like bothering the Judge of Paris? I own nothing, R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Risk by Mister Sorrel reviews
I liked to think I didn’t cry because I was strong, but I knew the real reason; I was simply too numb. Implied Doctor/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Act II, scene 1 and a half by Rainbowsharpies reviews
Mercutio and Benvolio's REAL conversation just before the balcony scene. MercutioXBenvolio slash Based on the original play, not the anime, which I didn't even know existed until just now.
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Search for the Broken Soul by InkandPaper reviews
After making the decision to leave Hogwarts, Harry finds himself faced with a dark and difficult year. His only chance of survival lies in the destruction of the scattered shards of a broken soul, and the undoing of Voldemort's immortality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,332 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Incandescent by Mister Sorrel reviews
TorchwoodDoctor WhoTwilight crossover. This was a challenge from a friend, but I wanted to make it into a full blown story. "Oh god, why did it have to bite you?" No knowledge of Twilight is needed. Rose10 BxE RxEm AxJ and either Jack/Gwen or Jack/Ianto.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Hello Beautiful by LiME-GREEN-CAPES reviews
Indefinite hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,255 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007
Grandpère by Peridot Tears reviews
Grandfathers and granddaughters always forgive each other." Sophie basks in the remorse of shunning her grandfather and losing him without another word or feel of affection.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Sophie N., J. Sauniere - Complete
Eternity by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. He wants to wipe clean the possibility of her death, wants to annihilate the mere thought of it, wants to make it disappear, to turn her into his own eternity. "You are forever."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening On and Twilight Gray by Nessle reviews
HP/TWILIGHT - Facing embezzlement charges, Vernon Dursley packs up his family and moves them to Forks, Washington, America, where something finally starts to go right for ten year old Harry Potter when he meets a kind doctor and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 440 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harry P.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Storm by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. It's not all sunshine and rainbows in the Gryffindor common room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Making a Difference by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
Anakin learned a few things on his visit to earth; but can he put them to use and make a difference, or will he fall back into the same old pattern? Sequel to "Now, That's Different!" This really won't make a lot of sense unless you've read the first one.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,362 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
But I Do Love You by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The darkness makes this easier to say, the cadence of his heartbeat lulling me into a relative safety, and it rolls off my tongue like the most powerful kind of magic. "I love you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. Kissing James Potter in the middle of the common room is wrong, so wrong, but Lily gives up. She hasn't slept in two days and her brain is obviously delirious, so she releases hold of it and it clicks off like a light switch. Nox.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Self Imposed Purgatory by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is my version of Bella's "tantrum" after Renee came to take her down to Florida that first week when Edward left. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Bella
That Immortal Yes by Lady Bracknell reviews
Much to his embarrassment, James' whole world has spun on a word, and he has no idea what to do when the one thing he thought he wanted is the one thing that’s made the ground feel shaky beneath his feet. JP/LE, RL/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Hate Me, No, Love Me by purebliss90 reviews
Lily Evans has always possessed a wild, untameable daring, especially when it came to James Potter. Of course he found their little fueds rather...cute. As the lives of these two unlikely lovers cross paths, will they learn to turn their hate into love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,708 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 342 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Skipping From Class by Lils reviews
You don’t just proclaim your hate for a person for six years and then suddenly go up to that person and say "Hey! You’ve suddenly become quite fancy-able with your wonderful personality and lovely bum, so why don’t we go snog like mad?" LEJP. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
AU: The Kiss by serving.ashton reviews
What if Bella and Jacob Black had actually kissed before the phone rang? This is what I imagine would happen, so in yo face Jacob Black! NOT for anyone who loves JB&B stuff, because I hate him and as a result he will be severely hated on in this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Promises by vjd reviews
Fluff and lots of it! Edward and Bella find themselves alone in Florida while visiting Renee during Eclipse. One shot just for fun! Enjoy! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Whoops by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. Oh, James. Open mouth; insert foot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Case of the Adventure without a Title by Westron Wynde reviews
The title, Watson, that should set the scene immediately, said Holmes, which is all very well if one can think of something that is both appropriate and inoffensive, but the facts of this case proved to be neither. A silly & slightly cheeky one-shot!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Philologus by P.P.V.V reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Return of the Potteroops by Merlin Fisher reviews
The famed Potteroops are BACK! And better than ever. More fluff than the offspring of a dustbunny and a candyfloss! More crack than a box of Colombian powdered sugar! Now make sure to review, otherwise you don't get more... Enjoy. Updates are coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007
Raining Hammers by little miss laugh alot x reviews
Third place winner in Irish Froggy's THE MIKE CHALLENGE. Mike has a plan to steal Bella's heart. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Off to see the Wizard by stupidpenname reviews
Post DH Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna, and Neville have a movie night in. The movie of choice? The Wizard of Oz. Somehow fairytale wizards and witches don't quite match the reality. Just a fun short story. One shot. Rating for some naughtyish words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Less Tragic Ends by FaylinnNorse reviews
Non-tragic ending to Romeo and Juliet, involving a rather cheating apothecary, many attempts at death on Romeo's part, and a thoughtful, listening Paris. Oneshot, written for a class.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
emmett's Reaction by vjd reviews
In New Moon this is how Emmett responded to seeing his brother and Bella again at the airport and after watching Charlie ream Edward out for what he did to Bella. One-shot R&R plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Help by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Poster by twilightlullaby reviews
Bella & the poster that makes the Cullen's Gasp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
What Does It Take to Get Into HFIL! by Aoshi'sgirlinstraightjacket reviews
Vegeta is a little peeved at always being considered a good guy. What had he done to deserve that! What the FREAK! Well, he has decided to do something about that. Anything to get to hell. COMPLETE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Vegeta - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again by SlightlyUnconventionalRedhead reviews
Three years after In His Eyes, Gemma travels to realms one more time with her daughter, Kartik’s daughter. This is crossed with the song “Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again” from Phantom of the Opera.Spoilers! Disclaimer: I do not own these character
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008
And Then There Were None by solitaireclay07 reviews
Sequel to KMTTML. I don't know what's going on, I don't know what the war is all about, all I know is that my mom's old friends weren't expecting me to show up at their door. And now I'm learning about the past...the first war...my parents...and Harry's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,879 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - OC
Strength by SoEagerForEternalDamnation reviews
What happened at the Cullen household the night Edward stays with Bella after going to the meadow? Esme POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Going Bananas! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Twilight goes topsy turvy when a mysterious force reverses some forces of attraction...forcefully...written for yayme2012's BellaXBanana challenge. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Reliving the Past by ShadowStrker reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter has one last task given to him that involves teaching the DADA position at Hogwarts in 1977. But can Harry manage to not change the past with his parents' lives at stake? full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,652 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/3/2006
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Ballad for the Devil by Stratagem Blue reviews
Christian has made a deal with the devil to save Satine's life. To do so, he must travel back to when it all began and cheat fate at its own game. In the end, he will discover whether love can overcome all obstacles, or whether Death is just too strong.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Christian, Satine
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Romeo and Juliet and Doctor Who by Hubert24601 reviews
Final chapter of the fantastically long story. Thank you so much for your dedication to this eons long story, bless you all! It would be nothing without you. 10Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,321 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
The Secret Santa by Amelia Bedelia reviews
COMPLETE. After Lily's roommate convinces their Charms class to participate in a friendly Secret Santa gift exchange, Lily starts to receive surprising presents from an anonymous source. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cadence by That'sMyFiasco reviews
A collection of drabbles and ficlets, all centered around the stoic Lord Sesshoumaru and his little group. Mostly canon, though AU on occasion. T for safety. Now Up: Music Maker, Part II
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin
There's A Sanity In Repetitiveness by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I couldn't even cry, as much as I wanted to. There wasn't that much in me. There was nothing in me. Nothing, nothing, nothing...Not even sickness. Not anymore. A day in Bella's zombie-like months. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Twilight Characters by ScarredShaddix reviews
50 ways to annoy all of your favorite Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2007
Let's Make the Inuyasha Characters Do Stuff by Anesther reviews
What happens when one anime fanatic decides to make a story that will make the characters of Inuyasha do whatever the reader puts in their review? Hopefully chaos and discord.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Inuyasha, Kikyou
Shakespeare's Deleted Scenes by stupidpenname reviews
Excactly what it says on the tin. Five short scenes added to some of Shakespeare's plays. Taming of the Shrew, Richard 3rd, Much Ado about Nothing, Twelve Night, and Macbeth. Must be read with tongue firmly placed in cheek.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
The Doctor Is A Poet by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
10Rose oneshot. The Doctor is whinging that famous authors are always pinching his work.kinda cute, good for lovers of david tennant and good poetry!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
You Found Me by HawtPoTaytoTott reviews
Stephanie Parker shows up on the Fenton's doorstep one morning, saying she ran away from home. Danny soon discovers he knows this girl and she knows him. But what happens when a certain ghost wants to take her back as his own? Rated T just in case!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Beautiful Fear by JJ Rust reviews
A new girl at Hogwarts is about to turn Neville Longbottom's world upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Neville L., OC - Complete
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Return To The Place Where I First Loved You! by No1butjoe reviews
Many of you wanted to know what happened with Naraku, Inuyasha, and Kirara. So, the answer is finally here! R&R. InuKag. COMPLETE, I promise!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 24,260 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Mad Blood Stirring by SwoonsAndSais reviews
There is such a thin line between love and hate, especially in Verona. From Romeo et Juliette: De la Haine de L'Amour. MercutioxBenvolio, BenvolioRomeo onesided. One shot.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Hamlet in 15 Minutes by Merry Grace reviews
Hamlet summarized, scene by scene, but in parody.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007
The Best Parts of Perfect by J Plash reviews
Bella and Edward share a peaceful evening by the river...bringing back all sorts of memories. One shot, fluff and happiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Lady Bracknell reviews
For all his supposed genius, Sirius Black had always had rather a blind spot for the patently obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled by olgreeneyes reviews
A short MWPP argument about classic rock. Learn a little, laugh a little, review a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Der Verräterische Walze by Perfume reviews
Elisabeth and Death meet once more will desire play a part in their game? Or, is it simply a treacherous waltz for them to share until the end of time? Takes place after her alliance with Hungary. Der Tod/Elisabeth
Elisabeth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Bedtime Story by Lillibetm3 reviews
TenRose post Doomsday. Because every story deserves a happy ending.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Luck of the Draw by Lady Bracknell reviews
She sits on the carpet, shuffles the cards, then deals them out. She came here with the hope of forcing the issue, because she just knows they shouldn't be about can't and won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Two Generations Read the Philosopher's Stone by sparkling-stone reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione find a book titled The Marauders and Lily Read Philosopher's Stone which is Elspeth25's work, used with permission. Naturally, they have to read it. Previously titled The Golden Trio, The Marauders, and Lily Read PS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,789 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007
Mere Acquaintances by hpobsessedrissa reviews
He was waiting. Waiting for her to make the next move, to dictate where this rendezvous would lead. Waiting, as always, for her. L/J, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell reviews
In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Into the Fire by Argenteus Draco reviews
Playing with fire can lead to serious burns. After James and Lily create a magical flame, James suddenly finds the experiment has gone wrong, and in his eagerness to destroy their attempt, finds himself thrown forward in time, to a most unexpected meeting
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Erik Quits by sock monkeys reviews
What would happened if Erik quit being the Phantom of the Opera? Read and find out. ExC Rated T for safety. Oneshot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Searching by hpobsessedrissa reviews
“What is your connection with me and the color yellow?” James, who thought she had been asleep, rolled over on his side to face her. His eyes roamed over her pale face and questioning emerald gaze. She was really expecting an answer. L/J, fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
16 Ways to Annoy Anakin Skywalker by sock monkeys reviews
The title pretty much says it all. I know there are allot of these. please tell me if it's awful
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Unbreakable by Kitten Kisses reviews
Vegeta watches Bulma. [Drabble][Oneshot][VegetaBulma]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Doubt by sillybella reviews
Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Edward's Final Compromise by vjd reviews
At the end of Eclipse this is what Edward is thinking in the meadow with Bella. It was a challenge by a reviewer to write Edward 'happy' Enjoy! PLZ R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Enchanting by stupidpenname reviews
This is about the woman who turned the prince into the beast. Anyone else hate the idea of some woman going around, randomly turning people into monsters for no good reason? I do! Can anyone say Punitive Damages? This is essentially a rant. One shot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Harry's Our WHAT? by Kelsid reviews
Due to a mishap, James and Lily are taken to Harry's time to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his friends, James and Lily are unaware of their relation to Harry. Will they ever discover he is their son? Set in the sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Literature by siriuslives394 reviews
Poor Remus only wants to read. Honest, he only wants to read! Sirius, however, is bored. As it is such, Remus reading is not an option. An all dialogue one shot. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wrong Kind of Hero by Curiosity reviews
An unlikely friendship between two children upsets tradition at Hogwarts, Severus falls in love, and Lily has choices to make. Eventual AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,226 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Two Times Meet: Trouble in Hogwarts by Malaysian Gal reviews
Sequel to my earlier story 'When Two Times Meet'. WARNING: Contains major spoilers until book 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Harry P.
Edward's Dark Night by vjd reviews
Eclipse spoilers! The night Bella said goodbye to Jacob, and her love for him, was a difficult night for not only Bella but Edward as well. These are his thoguhts and feelings on that night as he held his weeping angel close. Read and review PLZ! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Changing the Hands of Time by Isabel aka MoonLily reviews
REWRITE IN PROGRESS. In the meantime, please read the companion piece Into the Twilight We Go. The two stories are meant to complement each other and I was originally going to make them into the same story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,228 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/12/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Potteroops by Merlin Fisher reviews
Yes, I'm afraid it's ... Potter outtakes. Based on a variety of scenes from ALL the books, beware SPOILERS. Mostly good clean fun. This disc is now over, watch for Return of the Potteroops coming soon! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Edward's Mistake by vjd reviews
ECLIPSE SPOLIERS! Edward's POV. Takes place from the time Edward first gets the furiouos message Bella leaves for him on his cell phone to the following day when they talk things out. What was Edward thinking while Bella was so mad at him? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Blood Will Out by Lady Bracknell reviews
Whilst in pursuit of a suspect, Harry comes face to face with his past. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What I've Done by electricsymphony reviews
Sprung into the future fiftyfour years, sixteen year old Tom Riddle is being held captive in Grimmuald Place. An unhappy Hermione is the one that has to question him, but she may need more answers than he can give. THr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Avenging Angel by sillybella reviews
Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Great Expectations Parody by mizzyhead1122 reviews
Revoultions, man haters and big words, oh my! Just a bunch of irrevernt sillyness that occured to me while reading this book a few years ago. ONESHOT
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
She Should Have Known by whiteblossom143 reviews
When your boyfriend doesn't turn up for breakfast, forgets to walk you to Potions, practically ignores you in said Potions lesson and then makes up pathetic excuses to get out of spending time with you you know something's wrong. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
His is a Song of Ice and Fire by Strawberry Crumpet reviews
[DH spoilers!] Missing scene for Chapter 19. Love, even after all this time, can be as painful as it is redeeming. What was really going on when Snape sent forth his Patronus to lead Harry to the sword? [SSLE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ask The Inuyasha Cast! by oOo-Kaede Higuchi-oOo reviews
Yes,I,Kaede Higuchi,cat demon hanyou, and commander of all the rabidkikyouhatingsuperultramutatedninjakitty Heartless,have finally managed to hunt down the Inuyasha cast and lock them up in a special box,just for you,my dear readers,so give them questions
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
One's Patronus by hinatakyubi reviews
Set in Teddy Lupin's 3rd year at Hogwart, His Prof.DADA teaches him about Patronus and during his Chirstmas Break visit to his Godfather Harry he asks him about his parents Patronus. He ends up finding out more than he bargianed for, but loved the results
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ted T. - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Jomeo and Ruliet by Opaque Opal reviews
Spinoff of Shakespeare's classic love story in modern day. Juliet is a prep while Romeo is an emo. Both attend Verona High. Will differences in their social status allow them to prevail in love? R&R, please!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Equinox by Andy Iron reviews
Jacob can't take it anymore. Edward can't prevent the inevitable. Bella's there to watch it all. They fight and someone falls. After New Moon and the first chapter of Eclipse. Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight and never will. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
Always Wanted by LoveAcrossTime reviews
Inuyasha wakes up in the middle of the night and looks over at Kagome beside him. He thinks about her, what she means to him, why he loves her. How he has found what he always wanted. Oneshot. [InuXKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Moonless Night by sillybella reviews
A series of oneshots about Edward's life before Bella arrived in Forks. A personal challenge from apocalyspe cabaret AKA art of pretension
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007
I Cried by montypython203 reviews
Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Rose awakes to a strange noise in the middle of the night. But what is making it? And why is the Doctor acting so defensive?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birthday Boy by Lady Bracknell reviews
DHspoilers. On his seventeenth birthday, Teddy Lupin is forced to face a message from beyond the grave, and a cake with his face on it. It was enough to make anyone hide at the bottom of the garden, Harry thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Pound Of Potatoes And A Broken Nose by reddwarfaddict reviews
Pointless rubbish. This is why you should never take the Doctor grocery shopping. Oneshot plotbunny bite attack...business as usual, then. DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
On Morphing, Mischief, and Memory by Oboe-Wan reviews
Spoilers for Deathly Hallows and Prisoner of Azkaban. On his first day at Hogwarts, Teddy Lupin is preoccupied with a gift from his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Journey to the Past by TorchHunter reviews
When James, Sirius, his parents and a certain redhead are at a muggle pub, Death Eaters attack. Whilst fighting them, someone lets off a bomb causing an explosion. Who are the two new figures, one that imitates James so much? And how will they get back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Poison by Aldara Gaea reviews
Another Lily and James song fic. It's not long after the summer holidays of their 6th year and Lily is starting to crack. Ever since she heard a certain song on the radio at home she can't get it or a certain black haired someone out of her head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Thirsty by sillybella reviews
Parody of Twilight clichés. I've even hit my own stuff with parody. OOC It's a parody, remember? ONESHOT Oh, and it's for Taxi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Meet the Future by Loony Tuney reviews
The Marauders,minus Peter, and The Flowers are hit by a spell,a spell that send them years into the future,where their own children are currently attending Hogwarts. JL, SO.C, HG, FO.C
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Go On by Fayth3 reviews
Rose has some issues after Girl in the fireplace she goes to one person who can understand.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,785 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Love Methods by One More Thing reviews
One shot InuKag Inuyasha needs some help in proposing to Kagome. Lucky for him, help comes in many forms, but this time it's in the form of a... book? Perhaps Miroku can help him with that...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Potter Family Reunion by fuzzynavaljewelry reviews
COMPLETE This is not your normal timetravel fic. It's a timetravel fic on crack, taking a bath in LSD, gargling Nyquil and singing Puff the Magic Dragon. If you think this is a LilyRemus fic, then you obviously didn't read past chapter two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Doctor's Cyberspace Mistake by TimrousBeastie reviews
Rose introduces the Doctor to the internet, not realising that he's tricking her. The instant he's alone, he accesses her myspace and decides to pry... The plan backfires and the Doctor realises that he is, in fact, a jerk. Fluff. 10Rose. M for lang&smut
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hollowed Existences by illusionsmadereal reviews
What would have happened to Bella if she hadn't jumped?...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007
A Skywalker by Any Other Name by Shy Snootles reviews
Post ESB. Luke Skywalker is struggling with the truths he learned on Bespin. Wanting to escape the deep trauma, he takes off in his XWing, only to end up on an unknown planet with a stranger. Or no stranger after all.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,446 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Language Arts by Dysperdis reviews
Just another battle between good and evil, only things get sidetracked. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
The Invitation by sunny tuesday reviews
The turning point of Lily's and James' love and hate relationship. A threechapter fic. COMPLETE. Originally written for a contest at the Reviews Lounge. Please enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
She Said WHAT? by headupintheclouds reviews
It's the day of a Hogsmeade trip, and James Potter intends to ask Lily Evans to attend with him as always. She turns him down, which leads James to explain just why it bothers him that she ALWAYS refuses. He returns to his friends with surprising news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Voldemort's Evil Twin by Semika reviews
Voldemort finally succeeds in capturing Harry. He is naturally delighted, but soon realises that the real problem he has is deciding what to do with him. And so, he decides to get creative. My version of perhaps the worst sort of torture he could have come up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Caught In A Moment by hpfan99 reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans are fighting, as usual, when they are transported into the future. They meet their very own son and the future that they will come to face. In the end, they learn some important lessons. Please read and review! LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 361 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trouble with Potters and Love by Matsuoka Eriru reviews
Harry must make his parenets fall in love!Oh no!Will he succeed or will he disapear forever?And what does Ginny have to do with it?When Harry goes back in time he'll face dangers he's never faced before will he live or will he die?Voldmort's gone!YAY!R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
What To Make Of Him by Lady Bracknell reviews
Neither Ted nor Andromeda know quite what to make of their daughter's boyfriend. Can he win them round over Sunday lunch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Watch, and All Will Be Revealed by RiverofWind reviews
While Harry's starting his search for the horcruxes, Lily, James, Sirius, Dumbledore, and Cedric all watch as the now seventeen year old tries to fight for the Wizarding World and his own future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Green Scaly Chest Monster by Bagge reviews
Harry and Hagrid have The Talk. Characters belong to Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Kissed Me Till the Morning Light by solitaireclay07 reviews
You guys dance circles around each other. Ellyn's wrong. I don't dance circles around anybody. Especially not James. What I didn't know was that she wasn't being figurative. She was being literal. Now I have to deal with what happened when we danced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,142 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
AU: StarCrossed by serving.ashton reviews
AU about Edward and Bella. Both are vampires, and Edward's coven is moving to Forks. However, there are some complications that cause trouble for Bella and Edward. Sucky summmary, sorry. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight, or the characters, etc. ExB R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,637 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Change of Fate by CrazyAni reviews
What if the Force could grant your greatest desire? Luke Skywalker wishes to have known his father before he turned to the Dark Side. Could he change the fate of the galaxy by meeting Anakin? ROTS AU, timetravel. COMPLETED.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,687 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
The Long Meaningful Ramble 2: Mirror Image by reddwarfaddict reviews
All seems to be going well for the Doctor and Rose as they recover from the events of the prequel...until one night the Doctor disappears and finds himself fighting for his rightful place in time, challenged by his tortured future self. Major DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jackie T., Mickey S. - Complete
More Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Dylan Katharine Weasley reviews
You've read the Mugglenet version, now read my version! O.K. They rejected mine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Mistakes and Misconceptions by IndependantLioness reviews
Elizabeth lost her heart to Darcy long ago, when she stripped away his proud exterior and found humanity and passion beneath it. And yet...for his own sake...Darcy can never know. Epilogue up! COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,451 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Be Selfish by by candlelight reviews
Did you fall in love with the warmth of her flesh or the warmth of her soul?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
New Moon Karaoke by LindaRoo reviews
The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Timepiece by Nera Fiore reviews
[Tale of Two Cities] Sydney can't remember when his affinity for hating clocks began. A Sydney Carton character sketch.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella's blood called to Edward from the first time they met. What if he didn't reisist that call?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,829 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Remus Lupin and The Deathly Hallows by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus is making a real hash of his relationship with Tonks, and certain people aren't going to let death stand in the way of offering a helping hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ghost of Amity Park by BJA Fan reviews
HPDP Crossover Hogwarts is no longer safe, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione are relocated to a small Muggle town. Not just any town, though: Amity Park, home of the infamous Danny Phantom. It's all AU from here, folks. Unplanned hiatus. Oops.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,874 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Harry Potter and the Half Mud Mints by AlyGranger reviews
Spoof of book 6, chapter by chapter. Ministers get PUNK'D, people get spraypainted and a few cheese bombs go off. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2007
Another One Of Those by reddwarfaddict reviews
The Doctor and Rose visit a Fortune Teller. Another random plotless fluff plot bunny midnight attack kind of story. I do seem to get them quite frequently. Someone ought to shoot those bunnies, y'know.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Long Meaningful Ramble 1: Origins by reddwarfaddict reviews
Too much alcohol is never a good thing…or maybe it's just an excuse? These are the events after a drunken night between the Doctor and Rose, but soon an unknown force is chasing Rose, and the Doctor really doesn't know why. TenRose. Major DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,479 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., Jackie T. - Complete
The Season Of Goodwill by Lady Bracknell reviews
Dumbledore had grown accustomed to hearing news of former pupils being captured and sent to Azkaban, but being Flooed and informed that his own brother had been arrested for performing improper charms on a goat was an entirely different matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
A Closer Look by Sparkling Patronus reviews
James suddenly finds himself on an unfamiliar street one night, twelve years after his encounter with Voldemort. Recalling what has happened previously, he sets off to find his son. Takes place in Harry's third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,472 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 2/9/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6881 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Man Glaubt Nur Was Man Glauben Will by Fyrie reviews
[Elisabeth musical]: In his prison cell, a dozen years after his crime, Luigi Lucheni has an unexpected visitor.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Voldemort's downfall by VirginSerpent reviews
Can you soften a dark lord's heart? Voldemort's old girlfriend has something that might just do that. Written during a bout of insomnia, so it is probably slightly mad...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
To Die List by yayme2012 reviews
Voldemort shares his thoughts on stupid HP characters... such as Chuck Norris! Short sillyfic written long ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Pranked by Queenbeth2 reviews
Sirius and Harry are bored. Very bored. So with a phone they wreak havoc on an unsuspecting being. Yes I'm very bored. No I don't have any sanity whatsoever and yes this is just me being...me. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Daddy by Alphie reviews
Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Marauders In 1997 by Final Fiction X reviews
One wrong push of a button, and the Marauders are flashed forward into the time of there children. Joining Harry's quest to destroy the Horcruxes, things will be far from ordinary, humor, romance, adventure are in store!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,097 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
To Learn the Musical Alphabet by Jedi Bubbles reviews
A little story between Christine and her father. Leroux based. R&R if you want.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Christine - Complete
Truth and Consequences by InFabula reviews
The Marauders, the Prank and Snape's revenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Raoul de Chagny and the Sorcerer's Pebble by PhantomBialystock reviews
Based on the POTO movie and Harry Potter books. What would happen if the phantom characters were in Harry Potter? Raoul is Harry, Christine is a valley girl Hermoinie, and Erik is Voldemort, or Volderik!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Raoul, Christine
Savior by lesyeuxverts reviews
AU. Harry is sorted into Slytherin, Snape is confronted with some disturbing realizations, and Draco wants to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,277 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Time Is Everything by Emma Conners reviews
When a potion goes wrong, Harry and Hermione are transported back in time. Harry gets to meet his parents and Hermione finds herself in love...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,637 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet by Eunike reviews
Why, contrary to the popular belief, the story of Romeo and Juliet has in fact a happy ending.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Rubber Ducky School of Clowncraft and Stupidity by Lordy Duffano reviews
Harry Potter is hoping for a nice quiet year at Hogwarts. As usual, he's not going to get one. But for once, the reason will make you laugh. Welcome to Rubber Ducky School of Clowncraft and Stupidity. Hide the children.... No, I was serious... hide them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Romeo & Juliet: What Really Happened by Empty Dragon reviews
WARNING: Involves poker, pumpkins, a rock named Joe, and lightsabers. You have been warned.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Ode to Mary Sue by Kerichi reviews
After eviscerating Mary Sue in fiction, ['Mary Sue, I love you' and 'Mary Sue, Marauders love you'], I was seized by the irresistible urge to skewer her in sonnet. My version of one, :D, inspired by Shakespeare's 18th, 'Shall I compare thee...'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
I Choose by Jedi Bubbles reviews
Christine chooses. It's a oneshot that's meant to amuse.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
The Seventh Year of Flower and Prongs by WheezlyGirl reviews
James and Lily are in their 7 year at Hogwarts and during their journey of love and tears, an unexpected visitor comes to see them... will certain events lead to a change in time... or will their fate still be set in stone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,461 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What would Happen If Sydney Didnt Look LIke Darnay by MWPPrule reviews
Basically an Alternate Ending of A Tale of Two Cities. This is how the story would be affected if they didnt look alike. I DO NOT OWN A TALE OF TWO CITIES
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
UltraCondensed The Faster Funnier Hamlet by Kat Laleh reviews
Hamlet in ten minutes! Say it isn't so! But it is. A humorous interpretation of the famous tragedy, Ultra Condensed puts SparkNotes to shame.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
When Two Times Meet by Malaysian Gal reviews
The teenage Marauders are stuck in Harry's time. With help from the trio, and some old and new friends they meet on the way, can they get back before Harry disappears forever? A tale of adventure with a few drops of romance and a few helpings of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,119 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chasm Between by Alphie reviews
Edward watches Bella as she sleeps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
What A Bastard Is by debbiechan reviews
Bra's birth triggers a crucial memory for Vegeta. Who was the Saiyan prince before Frieza and who is he now?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Kagome's Baby by TouchofPixieDust reviews
There is a new addition to the Inuyasha gang. How will the group react? Can Kagome be a jewel shard hunter AND a mother?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,269 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
In the Sky with Diamonds by NotAContrivance reviews
A Tale of Two Cities. Lucie Darnay only ever did one wrong thing in her life. She reflects on her husband, her children, her friends, the Revolution, and love... She's not as happy as she looks. A deeper glance at her character.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Charles D., Sydney C., Lucie M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Great Adventure by opalish reviews
When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn’t thought he’d meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Death should be mine by Mz Caroline reviews
I wasn’t surprised when Romeo hunted Tybalt after Mercutio’s death and killed him visciously. He would have revenged his death even if it were me that had dealt the killing blow. That was how much Mercutio meant to Romeo... and how little I did.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Deception by Shirl reviews
COMPLETED. Following the Opera Populaire tragedy, Erik flees Paris to settle in London. Two years later, he meets a young woman who shares a similar gift for music. Drawn to each other for different reasons, they form an unlikely alliance. E&OW.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,427 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Erik - Complete
Inuyasha the Musical by hi-senshi reviews
COMPLETE Your favorite hanyou and his story to the tune of the classics. Disney classics, that is! See what happens when Walt Disney gets ahold of the story of Inuyasha... Sing along with some of your favorite songs from Aladdin, The Lion King and more!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,190 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Complete
Letters From the Characters by Lunasariel reviews
Erik, Raoul, Christine, Carlotta courtesy of Daisy Diva, Madame Giry, Meg Giry, and the Persian write to the phans concerning their reactions to phanphiction. Erik is confused! Madame Giry lectures the phans! Raoul is just plain pissed off! COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Never As Simple And Black And White by ArchAnime reviews
Kagome’s pregnant with Inuyasha’s child. One catch.. Kagome’s still a virgin! And Inuyasha and her haven’t even admitted how they feel for one another yet. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,282 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Spirits in the Future by MillieW reviews
Voldemort attacks the Potters, James and Lily tries to protect their beloved baby boy. Then suddenly they're in a house they do not know. Harry isn't with them and they don't know what happened. Where are they? And where is Harry? Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,725 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops, I Left Your Personality In My Other Pants by AmZ reviews
A study in the undeserved abuse of a worthy character.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Javert - Complete
Marauders Unveiled by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests. This story was a contest finalist!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/26/2005 - George W., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
The Letter by Applescruffs reviews
This is basically just a love letter from Goku to Chi Chi. After many years of marriage, he decides to do something nice just for her. Chapter 2 is up! Chi Chi's reply. COMPLETE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Great Expectations by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Marauders perform the Dickens classic Great Expectations in front of the whole school. And, as we all know, it's not the same. Rated because of language and stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005
Future Imperfect by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
Harry is given the chance to change the past by reliving it. Takes place immedately after Fifth year. Au
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,243 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Small Green Bottles of Doom by Triskelion reviews
The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. Special guest appearances by Lily Evans, the Mirror of Erised, and Remus Lupin's temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Mary Sue, I Love You! by Kerichi reviews
In the far, far, away land of California, Mary Sue accepts an invitation to Hogwarts and searches for her one true love. Is her soul mate Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George or...gasp...Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Visitor by Mereidia reviews
What if Erik still haunted the Opera and decided to make his presence known to a visting 'phan? A unique 'one-shot' take on a modern-day visit to the Paris Opera House.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Pun fully intended by AmZ reviews
Challenge from gleamswhichpass: a drabble involving a pun. Get ready to groan.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Javert, Bahorel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Through your Heart by Eternal Cosmos reviews
InuYashaSailor Moon UsagiSesshoumaru pairingUsagi decides she needs a change in scenery when she finds herself alone after the battle with Chaos. If she thought that Feudal japan was going to be peaceful, she was dead wrong. R&R! EPILOGUE
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,760 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
The Cruciatus by antea-aevum reviews
[One-Shot] What if Umbridge had really cast the Cruciatus spell on Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Will You Hold My Hand? by Arda's Angel reviews
TOTC! Spoilers! CartonSeamstress fluff. AWWWWW! RR please. AU.....happy ending!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
Tom Riddle: Head Boy one shot by Lady Lestrange reviews
Just a little speech that Tom Riddle might have made to the Slytherin First years when he was head boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Phantasmagoria by Calendar reviews
A moment in a girl's life; a note, a word, a lesson. He will not let her fall.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
That Funny Feeling by Sadako- Tokumei Kibou reviews
Chi-Chi has to teach Goku something before their wedding day.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Chi-Chi, Goku
Cherry Stems by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Kagome finds out that a schoolgirl trick just may work the way it's supposed to. One-shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Time for Tea by DeadFishAndersonOfDeathnDoom reviews
An alternate ending to A Tale of Two Cities, where everyone gets what they deserve in my opinion. Now, Visually enhanced for your viewing pleasure!
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2003
Found by Goddess Gin reviews
Vegeta talks to Bulma about something important
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
TLC by Psycho Moon reviews
A birth of Gohan story with some Chi-Chi Goku. Goku is worried about Chi-Chi when she's taken to the hospital.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Chi-Chi, Goku
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Princess by Aiko Kitty Skywalker reviews
When Bra was born Vegeta was dissapointed, after all he wanted another son. But now, late at nitgh when Bra is a toddler, Vegeta is reflecting on his life and Bra's birth and realizes something important.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Vegeta, Bra
The Seamstress by Little Lotte reviews
Short story about the relationship between Sydney Carton (masquerading as Charles Darnay) and the young steamstress he meets on their way to the guillotine.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/20/2002
Bloodshed and Blossoms by Calendar reviews
Sesshoumaru is trying to concentrate on normal things, like killing, but Rin is missing. Takes place somewhere after he saved her from Naraku.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Bra, Trunks and Dear Ol' Dad by Darke Angelus reviews
My first DBZ story ever! Teenaged Bra has run away to take part in a rave and it's up to a PO'ed Vegeta and a reluctant Trunks to get her before the cops do! -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Vegeta, Bra
The First Word by Evie2 reviews
Harry says his first word, and James is wondering just who the father is (but not really, it's a joke) Read to the end for a shock!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Learns the Facts of Life by Evie2 reviews
pg13 for subject matter. a long start, but harry ends up wondering just where do babies come from. a hysterical adventure as he asks numerous people he shouldn't be asking. plus, for some reason snape think's hermiones pregnent and that harry's, well, rea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2001 - Harry P.
Lies the Difference by Calendar reviews
He loved her because she was simply Kagome. Because she was kind, loving, open and herself. Because she wanted him to be happy... He was happiest with her.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2001 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Suppertime! by Bellebet reviews
Goku romances Chi Chi unintentionally. :)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Goku, Chi-Chi
Quack! Quack! by Angel Grrl and Devil Grrl reviews
Pictures only this.......Lockhart serenading Snape to the tune of the Rubber Ducky song from Sesame Street. Scared yet? Read and review!!!!!!!!! All FLAMES ARE WELCOME!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/28/2001
How? by SMDSP reviews
[Complete] How Bulma and Vegeta got together fic, that doesn't star Bulma and Vegeta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2001 - Yamcha, Krillin - Complete
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
Bedtime Stories by Alphie reviews
A fan of the series is unhappy at the ending of book seven. But there is a twist to it that he doesn't realize! Rewritten for new shipping prefrences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2001 - Published: 4/23/2001 - Complete
Bra's Gift by Cherry Blossom reviews
Just a little piece of fluff on Veggie-chan and Bra. Please review.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2000
Bra's Driving Disaster by senzubean reviews
Driving lessons from Vegeta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2000 - Bra, Vegeta
Bulma and Vegeta: Realization by blah reviews
A decent story of how Bulma and Vegeta get together.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2000
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Le Roi du Temps reviews
AU, post-musical. An impulsive wish sends Benvolio seventeen years to the past, where he is determined to rewrite the past and save Romeo and Juliette from themselves. Will the special interests of the gods win out? Or will Benvolio luck out?
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Benvolio M., Roméo M.
Nights In White Satin reviews
A naked Mercutio winds up in Benvolio's bed after a night of drunken revelry. Wait, what? Slash...or is it?
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Mercutio, Benvolio M. - Complete
The Flower and the Bee reviews
AU. A warm, touching tale about the innocent love between a bee and a flower and how true love conquers all. Oh, wait, it's told by Mercutio. Never mind.
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Mercutio, Benvolio M. - Complete
The Tragedy of Fashion Faux Pas reviews
Roméo lost more than his common sense when he fell in love with Juliette. He lost his already questionable fashion sense. Benvolio and Mercutio are greatly disturbed. Rated T for crude language.
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Roméo M., Benvolio M. - Complete
La Mort reviews
She is silent. She is pitiless. She is merciless. And she is determined to claim Romeo and Juliet as promised to her by Fate. Elle est la Mort. She is Death.
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2009 - La Mort - Complete
Silence Is Golden reviews
It's been a week since Romeo's and Juliette's deaths. Benvolio, however, is inconsolable and guilt ridden. That is, until a certain silent redhead gives him surprising comfort. Benvolio/Mute.
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Benvolio M., La Muette - Complete
Daybreak reviews
New Moon, AU. Bella Swan's life, horrible enough as it is, is changed irrevocably when a new English teacher arrives at Forks, a one Mr. John Smith. Only he's not what he pretends to be...Crossover, Twilight/Doctor Who. Bella/Edward, Ten/Rose.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,784 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Bella
Pairings That Will Never Happen In ATOTC reviews
Pairings that would make Charles Dickens turn over in his grave, pairings that would strike fear into the hearts of braver men. Beware; nothing is sacred! Featuring Sydney/Madame Defarge, Sydney/Darnay/Lucie, and, hopefully, more. OOC and AU.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
Not Another Time Travel Story! reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione go back in time to the Marauder era. Simple, right? And yet nothing is ever simple for the Golden Trio. Humor, drama, romance, and Voldemort guaranteed as the trio struggle to get back at their own time. J/L, H/G, R/Hr, S/OC. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,641 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Harry P., James P.