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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Alex Rider.

I'm in shock. My eleven year old sister went on to my account and deleted 'The Seer and The Sword'. I know - I'm still mourning. Of course, I have back-up copies somewhere, but it'll take a while to get it all back up again. And I lost all the reviews! Needless to say, my sister is a taboo topic right now.


About myself:

I am ten years old and oh my gosh, isn't Aragorn, like, the hottest male you've ever seen? What about Brad Pitt? Total hottie! What did you buy yesterday? I bought the most amazing purse! It was, like, pink! Yay for me!

Ugh... I hate people like that. My Slytherin mentality wishes to do many unmentionable things to them. Did that sentence even make sense?

P.S I'm not actually ten.

So, anyway. I live in Australia. English isn't my first language. I'm a girl. I'm in high school. That's pretty much all you're getting.


My absolute favourite pairings are:

Harry/Severus- The chemistry is brilliant, and what with their past, any relationship they have will be, err, passionate. No waking up and thinking "OMG! I love my best friend, let's get married!" for them. (Oh, and I realise this pairing is kind of...pedophyllic.)

Harry/Draco- Same as above, although getting them together is somewhat easier (no age difference!)

Sirius/Remus- Yep, they belong. If you can't see it, you're blind.

Sirius/James- Just recently got into this pairing... Nice.

Ron/Hermione- I just feel that they're right, in some way, but don't know why- don't care, actually. They're meant to be. Ugh, how sappy- someone call an ambulance!

Pairings that I have come to expect in fandom but don't actually hold any feelings for:

Harry/Luna- For me, there is only one blond in Harry's life, and he is the ever elegant Draco Malfoy. Definitely not some soft-in-the-head girl who wears radish- radish earrings. Honestly.

Pairings that I cannot abide in any way, shape or form:

Harry/Ginny- Ginny has got to be the most clichéd character in the entire series. We first see her as a ten year old, and yet she is already enamoured with Harry- a person she's never seen or met! In fact, she's already holding plans of marriage (pure speculation on my part, but can anyone say stalker?) For this mistake she could be forgiven (she was only a child, after all) but then, somehow, she manages to open the Chamber of Secrets by writing all about her pathetic non-existent love life (does anyone see anything wrong with this?- an eleven year old fantasizing about getting it on?) and has to be saved by Harry. He is then placed upon a pedestal even higher than before. We hardly hear of her for the next few years, besides a few casual remarks. Then, amazingly, just when Harry needs a love interest, she becomes this wonderful, funny, popular, beautiful, lovely, great-at-Quidditch, intelligent, witty, sporty, and- most of all, she's a Weasley! Now Harry can marry her and become Ron's brother-in-law and join in the Weasley family for real and have lots of babies and become one happy family! Yay! Can you say Mary Sue?? But no, that's not all. She just happens to look exactly like Lilly, thereby repeating history blah, blah, blah. What a laugh. (for more reasons, see above)

Harry/Harry- Eeeeewwwww...

Goyle/Crabb- Imagine two massive tubs of lard. Now picture them groaning and heaving and panting and gyrating all over each other... makes you wan't to hurl, doesn't it?

Ron/Pansy- Completely ignoring the fact that I think Ron and Hermione are mean to be together, why does anyone like this pairing? A weasel and a pug dog, sitting in a tree... Ugh.


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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
A Beautiful Disaster by Reshima Skynight reviews
Draco Malfoy, who is now a famous male model, is known for his immense partying and his frequent pictures in the tabloids. Can the equally famous but down-to-earth Harry Potter somehow tame him? DMHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,225 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hogwarts a High School by Wihstrum reviews
When Harry faces a change of environments, he is unaware that this change will stretch beyond a new school, a new home and a new routine. Between new friends and new rivals, Harry doesn't quite see what is about to hit him. AU HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,931 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 7,303 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dusk: A Twilight Parody by courageneverfails reviews
A parody of Twilight- Ella is a distraught young teen, forced by her own choices to go live in Sporks, where she meets an amazingly hott vampire named Edvard with a strange fixation on the way she smells.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Repercussions by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex Rider wants desperately to be normal. But when his class witnesses something they shouldn't, he has to deal with the consequences as well as prepare for a major storm that's brewing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,344 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Similarities by Alisonven reviews
Who didn't feel sympathy for poor Harry when he had to celebrate his eleventh birthday all alone? A similar situation occurred for another little boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Damn It, Potter by Alisonven reviews
This, IMHO, is how Deathly Hallows *should* have ended!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5309 - Favs: 5,054 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
A Baffling Visit by amber-chick reviews
Katya Sims, London Daily reporter goes to visit the headquarters of the revolutionary joke shop called Weasley Wizard Wheezes, owned by entrepeanours Fred & George Weasley. How will it go?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Owing Her by Alisonven reviews
It is nineteen years later. But is all well?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Security by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf. Wolf never expected a relationship with Alex Rider to be so... comfortable. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Sonne by Harmonic Friction reviews
post DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13610 - Favs: 7,954 - Follows: 6,603 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rita Reveals by Disco-Dancing on the Roof reviews
In which one Rita Skeeter, journalist extraordinaire, endeavors to reveal truth, justice, and the latest juicy scandal. Slightly crack, post-war, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Rita S.
Padfoot's Plea by Sammiantha-x reviews
James says his vows, and Sirius quietly, privately breaks down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
O Mine Enemy by Kirby Lane reviews
When Harry finds a battered Snape on his doorstep, events are set in motion that will determine the outcome of the war. 6th year, ignores HBP. Eventually Snape mentors Harry. Response to Bil's Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,276 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bitter by ScorpioPhoenix reviews
A chance meeting sparks an intense secret romance between Harry and Draco. Family pressures Draco into marriage, and sends Harry back to Ginny. Draco isn’t ready to let go and will do anything to claim Harry as his own. But nothing is ever guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,649 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Heart of the Matter by jadntonic reviews
The basics: AU ending to HBP. Pairings: various, het & slash, eventually HD. Aka, one of many takes on What Would Have Happened If Draco Had Lowered His Wand A Bit Sooner. Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,466 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Case Study by amitai reviews
Sequel to 'An Object Lesson'. Wolf and Alex are partners, but even the best partnerships have to start somewhere. Their beginning just isn't as good as it could have been...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 403 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Velvet Rouge & Black Wine by embyr81788 reviews
[AU] As a child prodigy, Remus’ early admittance to the Royal Academy of Art was expected. Sirius Black, however, was not. SBxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,199 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flickers of Ascension Unseen by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE. Whereby the heart is a well of secrets and love comes in varying degrees. SNARRY Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Like A Dance by Alisonven reviews
For the Snarry lovers out there this one's for you! AU since DH, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Tribute by Alisonven reviews
This is how, in my opinion, Deathly Hallows should have ended!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Roses and Thorns by M.R.H.I reviews
Harry encounters Draco at his 21st birthday party, who, once again, tries to make his life miserable by blackmailing him. They fake a relationship in order to work things out, but that's no longer the case when one of them falls in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,950 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
My name's Cub by boothbonesforever reviews
Alex has to go to the SAS with his school. I can't do summaries or titles so please just read and sugest any good titles.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 330 - Published: 7/27/2007
A New Chance by MizuNoKamisama reviews
Severitus, post 4th year. Just your generic Harry is abused, woe is the boy who lived, until it is discovered that Severus Snape is his father. And then things get really hectic. obviously AU. Rated M for heavy abuse and light slash DM:BZ; STORY ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,904 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
On Privet Drive by GraveDigger Resurrection reviews
Post OotP. Encouraged by worried comments and determined to protect Harry, three unlikely people find their way into Privet Drive for...a month Poor Snape! Slight ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Albus D., Severus S.
Echoes from the Past by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Severitus challenge response! Before his fifteenth birthday, Harry receives a letter that alters his entire life. Now it is up to him to reveal the truth to the other whom it concerns. Will he find the courage or will he repeat his mother's mistake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 102,306 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Silent Words by NiamhakaLadyHex reviews
[AU] What will the wizarding world do when they find out their savior is deaf?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,701 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Finding Each Other by Black Perla reviews
Harry Potter is in his own way a normal teen. As normal as a Potter can be. However, soon, his world will be turned upside down by none other than Severus Snape. Set in sixth year. Severitus' challenge. AU. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,793 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shadow and Light – The 2nd year of Apprenticeship by Ljiomi reviews
Sequel to “Harry Potter and the Masters” written by Pose. Harry returns for his second year of apprenticeship with Snape. With the return of the Dark Lord he needs to learn that trust has to be earned and that things are not always like they seem to be…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Descent by Lstern reviews
Draco is a Veela. He wants Harry Potter, but Harry won't have him. Can Snape protect his least favorite student from a vengeful Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
So Lonely Without Me by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Le Petit Chat by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE! AU. SSHP. The Spy who became an Artist. The Child who needed a home. The Recluse who became a Teacher and the Boy who saved the world. Sometimes, age is just a number and love can never be wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In Principia by Vasaris the Fuzzy Dragon reviews
What cost, fate? Preslash, HPSS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 357 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter: The Ancestors' call by Naia reviews
With Voldemort rising, Harry is busy trying to stay alive.... But what would happen if the hope of the wizarding world disapeared? Where is he gone to? New powers, friendships, discoveries..... Harry is in for an interesting year!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,392 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Harry P.
A Blissful Sleep by saiyanwizard reviews
After a particularly rough night of answering letters from the ministry, Severus Snape is worn out and exhausted. He finds comfort in the care of a certain headmaster. Kind of a long oneshot. Meant to be like a fatherson relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Good Match by Briarrows69 reviews
Chapter 13 is finally here! If any faithful readers of this story still exist, after over a year, here is my gift to you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Gambler's Lucky Streak by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
Harry and Snape are trapped at the mercy of Lucius Malfoy. What doyou do when you have 45 minutes left to live? You learn to dance... Not a happy fic. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Sensitive's Gift by tag.0 reviews
When Harry's visions of Voldemort start to cause problems, he is brought back to Hogwarts and arrangements are made to give him extra DADA lessons. 5th year, Snape-mentors-Harry fic. Not OotP-canon. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,991 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 2/16/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pig in a Wig by Bridgie reviews
(Updated at last!) You want me to prosecute Harry Potter? Harry James Potter? As in, The-Boy-Who-Lived? Are you insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Masters by Pose reviews
During the summer after his third year, Harry is apprenticed to the Masters. During his three year apprentiship, he struggles to come to terms with his mentor, the mastery, and staying close to his friends. He makes new friends, and new enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 50,676 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/16/2000
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Hawksong reviews
Harry Potter will do anything to end the war that has been raging his country for centuries. Even if it means accepting Severus Snape, the terrifying leader of his kind's greatest enemy, as his pair bond and make the two royal families one. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Coke, Pot, and Other Things reviews
Alex was sent back to the SAS camp, for training. But what he didn't know was that there was somone else there as well... Someone who wanted to kill him. MAY BE SLASH. Quote: "I will kill you, Alex. And I will enjoy it."
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008