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Hey, I'm DarkSmile big shocker there. Sadly I deleted all my fics because I'm rewriting them. I most likely won't be writing any fics where Hinata is the main character so sorry Hinata lovers.
Anime I Like- (not in order ;p)
-Naruto (not that much anymore ;p)
-Perfect Girl Evolution/The Wallflower/ Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge
-and sooo many more that I'm forgetting ;p
-KyoSuna- Perfect Girl Evolution
If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
You know you live in the year 2000+ when..
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
FuNnY QuOtEs I'vE fOuNd WhIle ViEwInG pRoFiLeS
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)
Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-
Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-
Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"
Question if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??
Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revoling door
He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too late to go out on its own
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness
"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown
-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown
"Do not walk behind me for i shall not lead
Genius by Birth
Question: if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
and who ever said anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski
he shouldn't let his mind wander, its too little to go out on its own
He had a good idea once, but it died of loniness
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
You've gotta' die in creative ways.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy
When in doubt, use brute force.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
You can't fall off the floor.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view
You're a 90's kid if...
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
(I got that () from FireNutZuko's profile)
-A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be
-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
-Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,
-A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
-A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
-A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
(I got that from Habit's profile)
Seventeen things to do at shops
2. Set all the alarms in House wares to go off at five-minute intervals
3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms (preferably BEFORE the pissed janitor attempts to clean it up)
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a packet of M&M's on lay-by
5. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in House wares"... and see what happens
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding section
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use as it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
11. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' tune
12. In the Auto-Department, practice your 'Madonna' look with different sized funnels
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the 'foetal position' and scream,” NO! NO! It's those VOICES again!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!"
17. When in the restroom start to pee and say "Oh why is it red?" ( make sure there are other people around when doing so)
(That was copied from grumpywinter's profile)
1. Get boxes of extra-small condoms and put them into people's carts when they aren't looking
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