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Hi peoples!! I'm fairyrobot!!

before i start, i will first tell you that i will not give out any info. about myself. (Other than likes and dislikes, hobbies, etc.)

my favorite past time is reading, and i love to write stories.

Second thing is i tend to zone off during math.

One of the reasons i hate math is because i had an EVIL teacher, and she hates kids,!!

I also , have a little brother that is a huge pain in the butt.

My favorite bands are:

Evanescence, Linkin Park, Nickleback, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Drowning Pool, and Paramore , Montgomery Gentry, and many more.

I have lots of friends and an extremely twisted mind.

And I am Native American.

Oh and i took a what Twilight character are you quiz on it think Quizilla, and im Alice Cullen. Which dose not surprise me, and to make this weird one of my best friends took the quiz and she is Bella...lucky... all well Edward will soon be mine MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! sorry Bella. sike!

Here are some funny things i found!!on other peoples profiles!!( don't sue me!!)

Weird things

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!If you fall in a lake, a friend will help pull you out. A best friend would pull you out, and then push you back in!

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!

That, my children, is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Belive me children, for i have attempted this many times before.


"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?"
- Driver school applicant

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"Just plant us in the damn gardin with the stupid lion."- Secondhand Lions

"I see they spent my grandfathers gold wisely(points to yacht in the pond)."- secondhand Lions

-Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.-Carlie and the Chocolat Factory

"I hate you, Jacob Black."
"That's good. Hate is a passionate emotion."
"I'll give you passionate," I muttered under my breath. "Murder, the ultimate crime of passion."

~Bella and Jacob

-Some people say that friends are temporary, family is forever. While that may be true, in some cases, it's the friends, not the family, who are wiling to stand infront of an incoming bullet to save your life. Don't say friends are temporary...you've obviously never met mine.

-My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

-Of all the things I lost, I think I miss my mind the most.

-"The dinasoaur extinction WAS NOT an accident...Barney came and they commited suicide...

-"'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!'...If your now rolling on the floor in hysterics, join the club...we're more alike than I thought.

-A good friend will teach me how to drive. A best friend will help me roll my car into a lake so i can collect insurance.

-A good friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

-A good friend will help me find my way when i'm lost. A best friend is probably the one burning all the maps and messing with my compasses.

-"Reality continues to ruin my life. A sick game of cat and mouse!" Whining doesn't get you anywhere...I should know.

-"...and then his ass fell off." That's what happens when i try to be creative...


-1 in 4 people are metally insane. Look at your friends...if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we will look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-"I wonder...what happens if you get scared half to death twice??hmmm??"

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Life isn't passing me by!! IT'S TRYING TO RUN ME OVER!

-When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back

-I believe "DIE BITCH!" conveys my feelings properly...

-"Ever wonder what happend to the Myans?"- My friend being funny

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do superheros where spandex??

"If soap falls on the floor is it dirty, if so how do you clean it?"

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Andy: Oh, come on, Arthur.
Arthur: I don't want to hear it, Andy.
Andy: Jesus Christ.
Arthur: He doesn't want to hear it either.
-The Book Thief

"So much good, so much evil. Just add water." -The Book Thief

Funny sayings

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-When it's raining out, good friends share with you their umbrella. Best friends steal your umbrealla and yell, "Run Mother fucker. RUN!"

-Friends are people who burst out laughing when it's dead silent for no reason whatsoever at somerthing that happened last week. Then, when asked what's so funny, they forget and burst out laughing again.

-"Join the army, visit exotic places, meet new people...then kill them"

-My friends and I truly believe the world is out to kill us...(RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. THE ALIENS ARE COMING!! SAVE YOURSELVES!--coughcough-)

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

16 things to do at Walmart... MWAH HA HA HA...HA...ha...ha...ha...ha... okay, now that's just creepy!

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly

put them in people's carts when they

aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in

Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the

floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell

him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see

what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a

bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to

a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping

department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they'll bring

pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help

you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera &

use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting

department, ask the clerk if he knows

where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously,

loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"


12. In the auto department, practice

your "Madonna look" using different size


13. Hide in a clothing rack and when

people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the

loud speaker, assume the fetal position

and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the

door and wait a while and then yell,

very loudly, "There is no toilet paper

in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw

them down an aisle shouting "go,

pikachu, go!"

-Whoever said nothing is imposiible had obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Stupid spiny doors! --glares at the nearest revolving door--

-When you fall, a good friend helps you up. A best friend keeps walking, a block later, turns back to look at you, snorts, shakes her head in pity and yells back, "walk much dumb ass?" And then, she turns around and starts laughing, knowing she's the one that tripped you in the first place.

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.

-Dorothy Parker, Unfortunate Coincidence

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

-Whoever said nothing is imposiible had obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Stupid spiny doors! --glares at the nearest revolving door--

u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Now for a bunch of random questions i ask myself sometimes.

Why are apartments always built together?

Why are they called Hamburgers if they are made of beef?

Why do we keep opening the frigde hoping somthing new popped in there to eat?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Did Humpty Dumpty fall or was he pushed?


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

What does kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

When I'm at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if his Scar Senses are tingling.

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp, pointy things. You should run from Bob.

WARNING! Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I run into walls...and off the occasonal cliff...like Bella.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If you know me, chances are, you hate me.

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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His Gift by Yuki's Adorable Girlfriend reviews
DURING NEW MOON! Edward and his family have left Forks, and Bella finds out shes pregnant with his child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jacob
The Fight Between Reality and Humanity by xXxVampChicaxXx reviews
What I think is going to happen in the upcoming Morganville Series! Claire made a deal with Amelie that is absolutely air tight.Soon after, bad things happen within the walls. Hidden secrets are revealed. And people come out to play. Before Kiss of Death.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,979 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Claire D., Myrnin
Daughter of a Pirate by Isabela Rosalie reviews
That is what they call me now. Isabella Marie Swan, a nothing, a criminal. This isn't true. All the things that have happened to me haven't been my fault. Well, not entirely.' An Edward and Bella Story. Please Read and Review! Edward is a Pirate!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,798 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's secret by H.M.T.H reviews
Bella comes to Forks with a secret. She's a mermaid. If just one drop a water touches her skin she turns into a mermaid. What happens when she meets the very much vampire Cullens in the wettest place in the U.S continental?
Crossover - Twilight & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella
My Pain by DaaKimchi reviews
Bella is being abused by her father and no one knows not even her best friend! She Meets The Cullen's and they finds out! Can they Stop This Abuse! Or Will She end up getting killed? READ AND FIND OUT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Black Dahlia Huntress by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella has a bro Emmett. He's 13 yr older & lives with Charlie. When Bellas 7 he & friends go hiking and are never seen again. Bella happens upon events that lead her to a strange meeting with several familiar faces. Bella's a little more than human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon a Time by CallieCakes reviews
Bella has lived in forks her whole life with her dad Charlie. He used to be nice but then he and Billy became friends and Billy got Charlie into drinking. After that Charlie became abusive. But what will happen when an odd family moves in? Exb AxJ EXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Captured by Tye-Tye reviews
OOC. 50 yrs and no one knew that she was still alive what happens once the Cullens and Bella cross paths in Italy once again. R&R-Rated T for language and some scenes. monthly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bella
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Magical Secrets by AStudyInTeal reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix.Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing and the Cullens come to Hogwarts.Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
New Death New Love by Xenakisfox101112 reviews
Read italicized parts. When Shane and Eve die in a fire at the Glass House, Claire finds love in a strange place-with a strange person. MyrninxClaire. Yeah, thats right. I typed it. R&R plz!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Flickers by Captured.By.Insanity reviews
Something happened to Bella. Something Horrid. And these numbers she sees why is she the only one to see them. And the cullens... Why arent there any numbers on them? Original pairings. Discontinued. Out of ideas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,759 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Death Angel by PillowLover reviews
edward left many years ago. now bella is something that nobody could imagine. what would happen if they see each other again. BxE story maybe fist fanfic. read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008
From the Mind of Myrnin by kirstenleexoxo reviews
Have you ever wondered what ges on in Myrnin's mind? Myrnin is forced to complete a task that he feels as if he cannot do--considering, it will change Claire's life forever.He does everything in hs power to help her, but can it be done?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Myrnin, Claire D.
Tails of the Sea by TheMashMonster reviews
Bella is sick of life as a mermaid. She has a stalker/admirer Damien that wont leave her alone and all the mermaids are jealous of her odd tail. She goes to the surface to try life there, but what happens when someone finds out her secret? Who is it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,382 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Luck Runaway by CameoRuby reviews
Bella Swan was a runaway. Simple as that. She survived out in the tough streets of the blistering hot Phoenix, and has for many years. But what happens when she meets the mysterious Dr Cullen and his family? Will she finally belong? E/B Eventually
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Quintessence by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Deep down behind that façade lies a dark and dangerous secret. She tries to hide, but not even running is an option. With the help of those who she can trust, it’s time for Isabella Swan to face her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,727 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bella
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World of Darkness by BloodyAngel93 reviews
AU. Bella is blind and has been neglected by her mother her whole life. Then one day her mom ships her to Forks to stay with Charlie the man she's only met once and that was the day she was born.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Moonlight by weirdocaitlin reviews
Bella comes back from her honeymoon and discovers something about herself that has the potential to destroy her and the one she loves most. How long can she keep this secret before it tears her apart?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,385 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life without you by lifeOFillusions reviews
What if injecting the venom through the heart causes a different transformation. The heart stops but they are still transforming slowly. The Cullens thought Bella had died the night of Renesmee's birth. Who is this vampire they had come across then?R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Evergreen by mollycullen reviews
When Bella Creator moves to the rainy town of Forks, she meets the Cullens.They seem to loathe her but what they don't seem to notice is that Bella is every bit as mythical as they are... PLEASE read! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Something Other by Unofficial Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch. She’s “something other.” Vamps/Werewolves included. Canon Pairings. Nominated for Indie TwiFic award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,708 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Ice Cold by nrgizerbunne reviews
Bella was changed. To bad Edward didn't know. What will happen when she meets the Cullens again? Will they except her when they learn what she has done? And what about the blond vampire out to get ride of her for good?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,778 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Capturing An Angel by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella is an Angel who tripped and fell from heaven,right into Volterra.Aro gives Bella to Carlisle,who has to keep Bella with him and his family in Forks.Bella has to go to school like a regular kid.what is this attraction between Edward&Bella?AU OOC Cano
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prove It Then by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
After Edward left, God seems to send nothing but bad to Bella. She's diferent now. She's 22 and lives in Denali, Alaska. She has made freinds with Tanya and her family too. But what happens when the Cullens pay a visit to Tanya's family? REALLY GOOD! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,044 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Grace by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Queen of Night by The Jaide Ninja Spork reviews
Bella is one of the original vampires, but doesn't remember her creation - except that she was never human. Does the truth of her past lie in her future? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,960 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never Good Enough by HayloHato reviews
Jasper stumbles in on Edward and Alice and his heart shatters at what he sees. He chooses to tell Bella, fearing that Edward won't find the courage to do it. Can Bella manage to love another Cullen again? BellaxJasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,452 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The Protector, My Protector by CassieB reviews
God I hate running. Always have. And now, here I am. Depending on these cursed legs to save my life. From what? I hope I live to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hell is where my heart belongs by photoshoppedflaws reviews
After Edward leaves her, Bella is shoved into the dangerous world of Vampire Hunters. Using her new given powers, she is forced to kill every last vampire- including the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Finding Wings by Kyln reviews
My heart pounded in my chest as I increased my running speed, nearing the edge of the sharp cliff. At the last moment I jumped; my wings grabbed the air like kite and I took off into the sky.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
These Broken Wings by Twihardfan1234 reviews
There's something about Bella. Is it just another obstical for our favorite vampire/human couple to overcome? Or is it the answer to all of their prayers? Read to find out. Lots of fluff, but has an actual plot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,033 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
New On Land by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella decides she need to move in with her father to give her newlywed mother some space.Only problem?She's a Mermaid.And not the kind you would see on a Disney movie.So now she's in Forks,pretending to be human-or trying to.What about the Cullens?e&b OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of a Shadow by QueenMichelleJefferson reviews
In New Moon, the wolves don't make it in time, so Bella is killed. BUT... she doesn't die completely. She still lives on Earth, but not as a human or vampire. her and Edward are reunited, but will some old and new enemies tear them apart? T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Aquarium of Love by mrs-brittany-whitlock reviews
bella is a mermaid, edward is a vampire. they meet in a cavern, but when bella is caught and brought to an aquarium who is there to save her? its not edward, i can tell you that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Kidnapping Fang by VampiressE12B reviews
haaha. Me samm and VG is gonna kidnap fang now. Shmiles. Bye bye.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Glorious Maverick by HearDrJen reviews
The beginnings of an adventure between Myrnin and Claire. A trip through his tangled thoughts, Claire's mixed emotions towards Myrnin and perhaps the discovery that you can love many people, not always in the same way, but love them all the same.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Myrnin, Claire D.
Nothing's Changed by Dlvvanzor reviews
Holly and Artemis have finally said some things that have long needed to be said. But of course, nothing has changed. Holly/Artemis Oneshot. Some spoilers for Time Paradox.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fish Scales & Marble by Bianca Lightyear reviews
It's unlikely for a vampire to fall in love with a mermaid. But it was never told to be forbidden. BxE HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Worst Realistic Nightmare by Little Silver Rose reviews
During NM. "Edward? What happens if... if I die from this disease or the vampire that is stalking me? I don't want to lose you and for you to feel worse after you accidentally killed my parents. Don't give me that look, it wasn't your fault." NEW SUMMARY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
In Another Life by just drifting reviews
AU. Bella and Edward were lovers in 1918 but they split up when the influenza hit. They were both turned and meet once again in the present. Will their love burn again after almost 90 years, or will they be forced to live out the rest of eternity alone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Changing Grace by gem08 reviews
70 years...70 years I had been without him. My name is Bella Swan, and I'm a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Protector by dreams of bubbles reviews
What if Bella was not the clumsy human when she moved to Forks? She is what is called the protector, the guardian of the mythical races. She moves to Forks hoping to escape notice, but no matter how hard she tries, things always have a way of finding her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,558 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008
Secrets by mollycullen reviews
When Bella, princess of elves a species few know actually exist she meets the gold eyed Cullens who are determined to figure out what she is. Bella on the other hand isn't too fond of this idea. So what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bruises by tnmeroxs reviews
This is about Bella serving Victoria and James while being brutally abused. Who will save her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008
Artemis Fowl: The Lost Secrets by bob115 reviews
What happens when Artemis and Holly fall in love? Espeacialy when Holly is gonna outlive Artemis by centuries. When Artemis stumbles upon a old black copy of The Book he learns of what happens when a fairy and a human unite. Major AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Death Date by twilight-fan01 reviews
Summary: What if Bella saw numbers which we could not see. She does not just any kind of numbers but the ones that have the day of your death written in it and was the goddess of death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Meanders Wander by checkyesjuliett reviews
When the Bella Swan a pirate enthusiast with an enccentric taste in fashion comes to the somehwat rainy town of Forks and befriends one of the Cullen clan can any good come of it? Edward however is nowhere to be found, will Bella's path ever cross his?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella
We Walk the Blue Hour by WeasleyBee reviews
Bella Swan is coerced into moving to Forks, Washington after her divorced parents believe she has gone off the deep end. The truth is that Bella keeps a painful secret from the world. She meets the mysterious Edward Cullen who also harbors a dark past...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,557 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alive and Scarred by COMMA OF THOUGHT reviews
what if Edward were still a vampire but a lot more social? what if Bella was girl with a unique gift and a troubled past? LifedeathLovehate! My First fanfic! plzz R&R!CHAPTER 30 IS UP! sorry for the wait! pictures and songs from story are now on profile
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,766 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
A New Life by dino xrawrs reviews
Set in the 18th Century. Edward Cullen is captain of the La Tua Cantante, a pirate ship. Isabella Swan is princess of England, set to marry Jacob Black, prince of France. Is Edward here to save her or kidnap her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Twilight and Maximum Ride Project: Mella by All.The.Pretty.Corpses reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover Totally different though, my own NEW character Mella, a mix tween Bella and Max. All wings! Of course her names not Mella it's Bella. What if Bella had wings? Been at the School? Then actually went to school? Let's see!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Experiment 209 by LunaLovegoodx reviews
Bella is captured by whitecoats and is made into an avian- hybrid. Contains Maximum Ride content but not characters. Rate and review please! Eclipse. T for blood and content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Change of Plans by cmonkey90 reviews
This story takes place after The Time Paradox, so there are Time Paradox spoilers! Artemis/Holly pairing. Artemis and Holly have to stop Opal Koboi--again!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Murky Waters by Rhiannon Summer reviews
When Edward keeps having reoccuring dreams about a certian Mermaid. What happens when he finds her on the beach, singing. Ed/Bells DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN TWILIGHT! All Human cept Mermaids.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Claire De Lune by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is The Captain of the biggest Vampirate ship on the ocean, Bella is the key. AU. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Be My Protection by The Literature Dragon reviews
1400' Edward is the leader of the volturi guard. Little broken Bella is his new pleasure slave.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Choice by Lil.Leprechaun reviews
Bella is a vampire hunter.There was a accident down in AZ so she moved to forks to get away from it all.But what if she fell in love with a vamp while keeping her past hidden.What will she do when someone in her past shows up and she must make a choice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
Twist of Fate by IsabellaMCullen reviews
What if fate took a different course for Bella Swan? What if, after Edward left her to keep her safe, the wolves were just a minute too late to save her from Laurent? Would she eventually find her way back into Edward's arms? Co-written with TotalEclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,919 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Finding My Heart by mewmew kittykat94 reviews
20 years after Edward left, Bella is changed without him and leaves her past behind. What happens when she goes back to Forks? Who will she see...The summary sux and its my first story. Please dont flame
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
The Hunter by xMariaX3 reviews
Isabella Marie Swan. That’s my real name, though I prefer to be called Bella. My second name is Maribel Moretti. I'm a Vampire Hunter. Not very good at summarys. Better inside. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Unseen, Yet Believable by xoEnviousLust reviews
My name is Bella. I am your average girl, with average brown hair and eyes. Yet I suffer from your not so average disorder...I am blind. EdxBella, EdwardxBella, AlicexJasper, RosexEmmett, Vampire Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,173 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beaten by Kyln reviews
Bella has been Abused all of her life. Will her prince come to her rescue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007
Hunted by yoyoente reviews
James discovered Bella before she ever moved to Forks. After killing Renee and Phil, James decides Bella will be his new mouse in his sick game. How will his plan to terrify her play out now that Bella is in Forks and indifferent to life? UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,068 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Bella, James
Runaway love by arrowtwilight reviews
Bella is a seveteen yearold homeless runaway she plays her guitar for a living but what happens she meets the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
The Merman by Luna Imper reviews
A retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's classic The Little Mermaid.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2008
How to cheat when Eragon is your teacher by 4supernaturalgirl reviews
How can you cheat in a class when Eragon and Murtagh are your teachers? Well...that’s easy...specually since its not just me now! Lets just say this is Eragon and Murtagh's worst nightmare times 5!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
Angel In A Lime Green Jumpsuit by Earthborne reviews
After a few years of inactivity from Artemis Fowl, Root's paranoia gets the better of him. So he sends Holly for a bit of an interrogation, which, as we all know, never ends in the way they plan. Artemis X Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
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Is This Really The End? reviews
Artemis is sick with a deadly diease. Every Move he makes slowly kills him. The faeries dont know of this, only Butler and the Fowls. Artemis is looking for the cure, yet even the faeries have yet to find it. Opal is trying to kill everyone. HollyXAF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Firefighter reviews
It has been eleven months since Edward left Bella and in that time she has become a firefighter battiling some of the most dangerous fires in Bend, Orgeon. But when Bella ends up dying in the hospital, can Edward save her? EXB rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,762 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella s family has been keeping a secret from her for years. This secret involves vampires and dragons.Oh and did i mention When Bella and the Cullen s find out will Bella and Edward make it out alive? Just read the first chap. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Messing with Jacob reviews
THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY xX Micky Cullen Xx What if Bella and Edward decide to get back at Jacob after imprinting on Renesme? It involves prankes and pain...Set after Breaking Dawn not sure why its rated t could be k but im not sure
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
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