Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Bleach, Supernatural, Gabriel, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Child Thief, Doctor Who, StarTrek: The Original Series, District 9, and Inuyasha.
I'm open and wanting people to tell me of stories they might want written, but don't or can't find time to do it themselves, and challenges!
I do love challenges!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
You know you live in 2007 when...:
1. You haven't played solitaire with reall cards for years, or ever for that matter.
2. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is because they don't have a screen name or myspace.
3. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote, instead of just pushing the buttons on the t.v.
4. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
6. As you read this you keep nodding and smiling.
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends (the ones with screen names and myspace of course -)
8. And you were too busy to notice number 5.
9. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
10. And you laugh at yourself stupidly for falling for the oldest trick in the book.
11. Put this in your profile if you fell for it, and you know you did!
I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world
I don't have a COMMONLY KNOWN RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a girl that actually eats LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich
I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican
I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY
I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have
I now have a beta for His Little Henpi everyone! YAY ^.^ FEARMEfrancis!!!
I also have a beta for New Blood, elfenwindakachrno!!!
These are the ones that will be coming out next:
1. A Thousand Years Or So, chapter 3
2. Monsters Under the Bed, chapter 2
1. Rusted From the Rain (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
2. The Secret God (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
3. Son of the Tides (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
4. Chicken (Warriors)
5. You and Me (Hetalia- Axis Powers)
6. Fall of an Empire (Doctor Who/Transformers crossover)
7. I Walk in your Shadow (Vmapire Hunter D)
8. Teach Me (Full-Metal Alchemist slight Harry Potter crossover)
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