Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
If I were at Hogwarts... House: Gryffindor. Quidditch Position: Chaser Prefect or Head girl: neither Favorite teachers: Flitwick and Sprout Favorite classes: Transfiguration, Charms, Defence Against the Dark Arts, Potions Pet: owl
Quidditch Position: Chaser
Prefect or Head girl: neither
Favorite teachers: Flitwick and Sprout
Favorite classes: Transfiguration, Charms, Defence Against the Dark Arts, Potions
But since im not at Hogwarts...
Accelerated Classes: none
Favorite classes: Music
Class President: no
Band: French Horn
-Time tells the truth
-Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Luck never gives: it only lends - Ancient Chinese proverb
-Wish for what you want...work for what you need
-Sometimes you're the wind shield...sometimes you're the bug.
-What you do speaks so loudly...that i can not here what you say.
- i'm not lying...i'm writing fiction with my mouth - homer simpson
-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.
-They laugh because im different...i laugh because they're the same.
-Fear is the heart of love.
-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who i'm not.
-The TRUTH is that everyone's going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.
-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley
- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.- Vernon Law
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
-Never trust a squirrel...he'll bite your nuts.
-I'm psycho but in a good way
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Ways You Can Tell You Are A Sad Sack
You get fired from your job at McDonalds.
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
technically after midnight it's
TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
I have always wondered why men never or seldom help women work in the kitchen, but when it comes to cooking with a barbecue outdoors, men quickly grab the opportunity. Then it hit me - Men are less evolved.--from a battle of the genders joke site...they're funny.
_.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
copy and paste if your still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister said it was uncool to breathe.copy this onto pro if u would be one of the 8 laughing ur butt off.
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if ur the kinda person who gets excited over 2 reviews, copy onto pro.
If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
ADHD= Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.
for me, crazy is a loose term. crazy is wen u stare at an eraser and burst out laughing wen someone asks what is so interesting about an eraser. crazy is wen u have an hour long sob-fest then start singing and dancing wen a good song comes on. crazy is wen u say sumthing random like "Do u ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. crazy is wen u type your fave sayings, print them and tape 'em to ur wall just 4 something to do. add this to your pro if your crazy and add your own thing to it.
if keyboards hate u copy this onto pro(ESPECIALLY CAPS LOCK!!)
93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"
the electric chair was invented by a dentist, copy onto pro if u r now more than ever scared of ur dentist.
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
~10 Ways To Act Like An Idiot~
1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR
3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.
4.SAY RAM DOME THINGS.
5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY DUMM DUMM DUMM.
6.GO TO A ITAL LION RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.
7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESSE TO A SPANISH LADY.
8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.
9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.
10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "I'M A TREE STUMP"!
~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
Rabid Chipmunks are trying to take over the world but little do they know I got there first !!
My bag that just so happens not to be a purse has my life in it...my books, my money, my music, possibly my sanity...no one knows where it went.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been putting paper into a folder, bent your head to look at it, and ended up poking yourself in the eye because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you know that hyper really means OVER or ABOVE copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you have ever ran into a mirror copy and paste into profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dummy?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If your hair can be considered a weapon, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. and are 100 proud of it. copy this into your profile.
Disorder Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate URL of the test: URL for more info:
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I have a life Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
I'm not obsessivly compulsive- I'm compulsivly obsessive!
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.