Leanne Kullen
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Joined 05-11-07, id: 1276432, Profile Updated: 08-25-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

If I were at Hogwarts...

House: Gryffindor.

Quidditch Position: Chaser

Prefect or Head girl: neither

Favorite teachers: Flitwick and Sprout

Favorite classes: Transfiguration, Charms, Defence Against the Dark Arts, Potions

Pet: owl


But since im not at Hogwarts...

Accelerated Classes: none

Favorite classes: Music

Class President: no

Band: French Horn

Pet: ferret


-Time tells the truth

-Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

-Luck never gives: it only lends - Ancient Chinese proverb

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-Sometimes you're the wind shield...sometimes you're the bug.

-What you do speaks so loudly...that i can not here what you say.

- i'm not lying...i'm writing fiction with my mouth - homer simpson

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because im different...i laugh because they're the same.

-Fear is the heart of love.

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who i'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone's going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

-Never trust a squirrel...he'll bite your nuts.

-I'm psycho but in a good way

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Ways You Can Tell You Are A Sad Sack

You get fired from your job at McDonalds.
You are so annoying that even your multiple personalities won't speak to you any more.
Your imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Your mom still pick your clothes out for you.
You pick your nose and don't care who sees you.
You are over 30 and still living with your parents.
You welcome calls from phone salesmen because no one else will talk to you.
You remind a teacher that she forgot to give homework.

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

technically after midnight it's
morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? shouldn't we call it
something like the early morning:-D- (By: RockstarLife)

TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ... AMEN!"

I have always wondered why men never or seldom help women work in the kitchen, but when it comes to cooking with a barbecue outdoors, men quickly grab the opportunity. Then it hit me - Men are less evolved.--from a battle of the genders joke site...they're funny.

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copy and paste if your still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister said it was uncool to breathe.copy this onto pro if u would be one of the 8 laughing ur butt off.

if u think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to take over the English language as we know it! copy onto pro.

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever lied about your age in person, copy and paste this!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DANG! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile

if ur the kinda person who gets excited over 2 reviews, copy onto pro.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

ADHD= Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

for me, crazy is a loose term. crazy is wen u stare at an eraser and burst out laughing wen someone asks what is so interesting about an eraser. crazy is wen u have an hour long sob-fest then start singing and dancing wen a good song comes on. crazy is wen u say sumthing random like "Do u ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. crazy is wen u type your fave sayings, print them and tape 'em to ur wall just 4 something to do. add this to your pro if your crazy and add your own thing to it.

if keyboards hate u copy this onto pro(ESPECIALLY CAPS LOCK!!)

93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"

the electric chair was invented by a dentist, copy onto pro if u r now more than ever scared of ur dentist.

95 percent of kids r concerned about being popular and fitting in, copy onto pro if your one of the 5 percent who doesn't give a rats butt!

if you've been on the computer hours on end copy this onto profile..

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copy this onto your profile if you have BLOND hair and are FREAKING PROUD OF IT!!

copy this onto your profile if your not a COMPLETELY stupid blond and STILL as FREAKING proud as can be!!

copy this onto your profile if you didn't learn how to copy and paste until AFTER you had typed everything by hand.

copy and paste this onto your profile if you coying and pasting doesnt work anymore cuz your computer's a BUTT!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

~10 Ways To Act Like An Idiot~

1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR

2.TALK BACKWARDS

3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.

4.SAY RAM DOME THINGS.

5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY DUMM DUMM DUMM.

6.GO TO A ITAL LION RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.

7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESSE TO A SPANISH LADY.

8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.

9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.

10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "I'M A TREE STUMP"!

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.

3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.

5. Try To Sell Your Money.

6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.

7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.

8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.

"Cooter"

Rabid Chipmunks are trying to take over the world but little do they know I got there first !!

My bag that just so happens not to be a purse has my life in it...my books, my money, my music, possibly my sanity...no one knows where it went.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been putting paper into a folder, bent your head to look at it, and ended up poking yourself in the eye because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your mom or dad has ever clamped down on your ear while curling your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever cut your tongue on CANDY copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are now afraid of your parents handling curling irons because of the above mentioned copy paste thing, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you have fallen off your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know that hyper really means OVER or ABOVE copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror copy and paste into profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dummy?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If your hair can be considered a weapon, copy and paste this into your profile

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. and are 100 proud of it. copy this into your profile.

Disorder Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate URL of the test: URL for more info:

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I have a life Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

I'm not obsessivly compulsive- I'm compulsivly obsessive!

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
Purple Summer by lmbrtvll reviews
Belittled and verbally abused by Renee, Bella thinks poorly of herself. Heading back to Forks to live with her brother Emmett, will her friendship with Edward blossom into romance? Can he make Bella see that she’s worth so much more than she thinks? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,204 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stay Away by RebelAngel2011 reviews
Bella's a shy. She's friends with Angela and Rachael. Jessica & Lauren are Queen Bees. The Queen Bees get what they want and they want Edward and nobody else can have him. But then the Cullens start talking to Bella. What do Jessica and Lauren do. IM BACK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,136 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007
One & Only & One For All by twiradical reviews
Edward, fed up with his ex-girlfriend and other females at Forks Highschool has his bestfriend Bella "pretend" to be his girlfriend. Too bad he already has a crush on her, and that she doesn't like him more than a friend. Read full Summary Rated M/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,752 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Joker Face by Angel's Star reviews
Poker Face, but with the Joker's twist on it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Joker - Complete
Life After 17 by notexactlytheepitomeofmaturity reviews
Connor and Risa "break the rules" of the Graveyard and find themselves in an unexpected situation. Lev travels the country telling his story with Pastor Dan. OC's featured later. Honest, constructive reviews appreciated. My first published fic.
Unwind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Princess by fanta-faerie reviews
Set in England, 1700's. Princess Bella has many suitors for her hand. Some she likes and some she utterly loathes. But one day, a Prince Edward came along...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/10/2007
because every little town has a secret by Emmett's little sister reviews
what if Emmett and Bella were brother and sister, and Bella's not the weakling people think she is..rewriten used to be twisted life i am not stephenie meyers although i kinda wish i was
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,782 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Our Summer by Shadow Kunoichi reviews
ON HIATUS.Edward's summer just began,and right off the bat Esme tells him to deliver lunch to his father at the hospital.He accidently barges into a patient's room, and inwardly vows to never come back to the hospital.he just keeps comming back to HER.ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Bella, Edward
Family Tree by Marble Meadow reviews
Bella researches her family tree and finds out some shocking secrets. Will her love for Edward survive through all of the obstacles heading their way? Can Bella once again escape from the danger that always follows her? Complete with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,616 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
How'd she manage to hide this? by xxBatellaxthexonexandxonlyxx reviews
TwilightHarry Potter crossover.HarryxHermione.Reviews welcome, no flames please.Hermione invites the boys to come with and meet her dad's family...you can guess the reaction.In case I forget to add the disclaimer:don't Own it! NO OWNAGE! Ella
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Vampire Kisses by SilverTwilight1810 reviews
AU: Edward is a vampire along with his family, but this vampire family is like the ones in mythes. No sunlight, sleep in coffins during the day...Bella is a goth who loves vampires and the supernatural. What happens when they meet? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,445 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Bella, Edward
Living in Maine by Topaz Rose Petals reviews
Edward never came back, Jake and Bella hooked up, and Bella graduated. But now she has to go away to college...in Maine. What if, after a few years, the Cullens come and see that she has a baby? Please review but please no flames. rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Bella and Alice at an all boys boarding school! by XxBulletxXProofXxLonlinessxX reviews
Alice and Bella end up at a ALL BOYS BOARDING SCHOOL? Who are their room mates? Will love bloom, were are the vampires? well read and find out. all human for most of the story BxE AxJ EmxR Co-written
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007
Harem Girl by Batella Rose and sometimes Hex reviews
It's so far ahead in the future that time almost runs backwards. The Cullens are rich, powerful, nobility and Bella is sold as a harem slave to Edward. Rated M for later chapters. BxE sorry for not updating! new chapters soon!-Batella&Rose
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007
Is Bella Human? by classychik reviews
Renee is coming to Forks, but for what reason? She is giving Bella, what could possibly be a life altering situation. happens after Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Hushed Reverie by technically a lie reviews
Bella is transported back in time her first day in Forks. She meets beautiful prince Edward and falls in love. When she is ripped from the past how can she bear her first day at Forks High? Not all things loved are lost. Rated for CH. 13
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,240 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
What the ? by xxBatellaxthexonexandxonlyxx reviews
one-shot inspired by a science lesson. Yuki! small mentions of KyoxTohru, but only if you squint.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Yuki S. - Complete
The Story from the Street by Twilight Dancer123 reviews
BatmanTT crossover. RobRae. Raven is just another homeless teen on the street to some but when she gets taken away from The Hideout by nonother than Batman she gets acquainted with Richard Grayson and it feels like she has no choice but to love him.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Raven, Robin
Isabella Marie Swan left & Ella Arie Swanson came? by AngelfishSweetpea reviews
Summary inside: Bella lives a split life, that only Angela knows about. Bella keeps her secret from everyone.even Alice and Edward her best friends since 5th gr and birth But when Bella does something drastic everyone notices her life was a lie or do they
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,898 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic by In A World Of Hurt reviews
AU. Three counseling sessions every week. Five people. One Isabella Swan and one annoying, arrogant Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Our Equinox by topaz emeralds reviews
Bella sees something unbelievable. A golden eyed, pregnant vampire. Is there hope for a baby for Bella and Edward or are things not as they seem? Bella learns more about the vampires past and things take a turn that no one expected.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/2/2008
Prisoner of War by Dolphinace reviews
Bella gets kidnapped a month before her wedding day. By whom? How in danger is Bella? Will she be able to escape? Will Edward save her on time? And what are the consequences if he doesn't?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Tremble For My Beloved by Solemnly.Swear reviews
What if, on that first day in Biology, Edward left his cell phone behind? When Bella goes to his house to return it, Jasper loses control, and life as Bella knew it is changed forever. BellaxEdward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,555 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Johnny Boy by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
This is one of them Edward had left and now Bella is a vamp. But, in this one, Bella goes to find the Cullens with the one who changed her, a fouryear old vampire. Johnny Boy is MINE! I got over 200 reviews. Angel is a freshman, just so ya know! Love ya!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Accused by FMGRE reviews
Bella gets in trouble and the Cullens return to help her. It's five years after New Moon and Edward never returned. A humorous drama, with legal suspense, action, and the occasional laughable circumstance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Anything you can do, a Twilight fanfiction by xxBatellaxthexonexandxonlyxx reviews
Random oneshot. My first online fic! yay! EdwardxBella all the way! Please, no flames. Constructive criticism welcomed.Batella. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
YOU THOUGHT THAT WASN'T IMPORTANT? by ultimatechocolatecookie reviews
bella thought that the rest of her highschool life couldnt be worse after having to move in with her father...boy was she surprised when she find out she gets to live with the most gorgeous boy in ForksHighSchool...BxE..please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
The Ambivalent Impasse by AccidentalLove reviews
When Bella and the Cullens go on vacation, Bella catches a lifethreatening disease that can only be cured two ways...What are Edward's options? R&R Honest criticism please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Paint Balling with the Cullens! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
PAINT BALLIN! Ok, so Emmett angers Rosalie, starting a war between the genders... Includes a pretty good paint balliing[manipulating Bella, scheming [when is she not?] Alice, and a sulking Emmett bent on revenge...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Life saver by Mango-cakes reviews
This is my first FF! Bella is a vampire who is starting school at forks high. She has no coven and she lives alone. Bella meets edward but he already have a girlfriend! I'm not very good at summaries and flames are accepted. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Southern Star by oceaneyes85253 reviews
AU: What if Bella was already a vampire when she came to Forks, and what if she was a Hurricane Katrina victim? E&B, first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,842 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
Spring Cleaning With the Volturi by thesunshinekid reviews
For those who loved Spring Cleaning With the Cullens. What ancient treasures will the Volturi unearth on Spring Cleaning day?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Are You Like Bella? by gottaluvtwilight reviews
This is a kinda sorta maybe list from the Signs You are Obsessed With... Series. Except it tells you how much you are like Isabella Marie Swan! Tell me how much you qualify! and R&R please
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Cullen's vs Black's by humorxmexx reviews
Bella & Charlie invited to Cullens over, but they both forgot they invited the Black's over, too. What happens when these 3 families get together on one night? :O
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Bored On A Sunny Day by Bella Masen Cullen reviews
It's a sunny day, and the Cullens are stuck inside with nothing to do. They're all bored, and soon Edward is the only sane one left! How does he survive the craziness? Okay, the summary sucks. Just read the story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
How to Love a Guy you Hate by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is a Journalist in New York. She hates guys who make a move on her without knowing her, she can't stand guys who are well idiots, but for some reason she can't let go of Edward Cullen, but she really hates him, why can't she leave him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,852 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
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Vampire or Werewolf? reviews
Bella's a few hours from being changed. She goes to see Jacob, but something goes terribly wrong. You'll only find out if you read. Please R and R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008
Ways to Annoy People reviews
In the eyes of Hermy. She's hopped up on rockstar and wants to annoy the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hermione G.
Bella The Excorcist? reviews
Bella is going through some old jewelry one day...what will she find in there?Read to find out. please R and R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete