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The white man said to the black man, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK.When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir- When you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE When you're sick you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you're RED. When you're cold you're BLUE. And when you'll die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?”

She said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
She said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasn’t.

ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

"Practice safe lunch - use a condiment."

"A friend will ride in the limo with you, but a real friend will ride the bus when the limo breaks down."

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This Is Our Song by Moliver reviews
SEQUEL TO HERE WE GO AGAIN: Mitchie and Shane go through the ups and downs of married life, surviving together. Caitlyn and Nate are hiding their engagement and Jason and Savannah are planning their own wedding. Smitchie Naitlyn Javannah
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,989 - Reviews: 4008 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Fait Accompli by SarRansom reviews
Their final year, their final chance at finding each other, his final plan to call Lily Evans his. To grow up. Full detailed summary inside. Canon pairings/characters. JP/LE alongside the ever wonderful Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,723 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Entombed in a Glass Bottle by TurtleHeart reviews
Jack, Angelica, and Gibbs race to retrieve the Sword of Cortes, revive the Black Pearl, destroy Jack's fatal connection to the doll, and avoid the Spanish who will stop at nothing to kill the years from those who drank from the Fountain of Youth all while realizing their love for each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,588 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Pirates of the Caribbean: Blood of a Sparrow by indigopumpkins reviews
Jack and Angelica stood painfully quiet as they watched the Queen Anne's Revenge disappear behind a curtain of fog, and the girl's screams were just an echo on the wind. Her words sunk in his head like heavy rum... their daughter. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Pirates of the Caribbean: A fallen Sparrow by ToWritePurebloodOnHerArms reviews
Indianna is waiting for the return of her father, and her mother knows then when he does return. Chaos will be his companion. Rating may change. Sequel being planned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: After the Stranger Tides by JohnnyDepp4ever reviews
This is a sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. I LOVED THE JALICA PAIRING, so I decided to write a follow-up. SPOILER ALERT Reviews are appreciated! Rated T for possible future...encounters :3
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Getting Her Revenge by Coilerfan35 reviews
Stranded and left with nothing, Angelica can't help but feel sorrow for her long lost ship. Though, she refuses to let it slip from her without a fight. Will Jack help her regain the Queen Anne's Revenge, or will emotional stigmas stand in the way?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,540 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Captain's Daughter by StarfishOnTheBeach reviews
ON PERMANENT HIATUS Continuation of the 4th movie OST, starting from the scene after the credits. Angelica is left on an island by the one and only Jack Sparrow. The question is, how long will she stay there and what will she do to our dearest pirate when she gets off...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Sparrow at Heart by Christa Morgan reviews
Eighteen years after Jack left Angelica on the island, it seems that she wasn't lying afterall. "My mother named me Maryn - "of the sea" in Latin. Maryn Teach, and my mother's name is Angelica Teach."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
What Happens Now? by Rurple101 reviews
Angelica and Jack on the next adventure. Set after OST. Might be slightly out of charcter but I try my best. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Blood of a Sparrow by Donghae Oppa reviews
On Stranger Tides Spoilers! What if Angelica wasn't lying? The love? That be true. The jewels to rule the world? That be true as well. Oh. And what about that child...? JackxAngelica Rated T for sexiness and cussing. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Pirates of the Caribbean A Change in the Tides by darkangel447 reviews
When Jack discovers that he needs Angelica's help, how far will he go to ensure he gets it? And what is it that she wants in return? Rating may change at a later date
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow
The First and the Last by Gitana del Sol reviews
lack of and then excessive thought processings that i think would have led Jack to leave Angelica. strong T rating. Jack/Angelica. one-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Sventato by Emilamoo reviews
What if Angelica's plan to prevent Jack from stranding her had worked better, or, at least, longer? Quick-ish one-shot. Please heed the rating; it's a mid-to-strong T. Spoilers inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
If It's Not by Gitana del Sol reviews
Jack sneaks into Angelica's bed. He has done it before. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2011 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica] - Complete
Kiss Me by kristy267 reviews
What does fate have in store for Quil and Claire after a heartbreaking accident? "I love you and nothing is ever going to change that. Don't ever forget that, Claire Summers." ***I Own Nothing*** T rated just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,536 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Some Gratitude by Sarah1281 reviews
Angelica really is bringing this on herself, Jack decides. First she takes him saving her life and turns it into murdering her father and then she won't even have the decency to believe that he actually expected Blackbeard to do the right thing...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Pointing Something at Me by Gitana del Sol reviews
Jack startles Angelica, and they remember a very different type of encounter from their past. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica] - Complete
Playing With Dolls by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
Spoiler alert! Ye be warned. Summary inside Jack/Angelica
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Just Let Me Try by lilgulie5 reviews
What I wish would have happened with Quinn and Puck. It starts right after Sectionals and will run through "Journey". Quinn said she wanted to do it on her own, but what happens when she just lets Puck try to be there for her. New Chapter added!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,792 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
You Want To Make A Memory by SlexieLove reviews
FutureFic. Puck and Quinn deal with married life, as only Puck and Quinn can. The ups and downs of QUICK married life.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Chimerical by Syrinx reviews
an A-to-Z writing prompt for Brad and Ashleigh.
Thoroughbred - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009
Birthday Surprises by voldemort-shmoldemort reviews
Its Lily's birthday, and she spends the morning in James' dorm... Ok rubbish summary but please read anyway, this is my first story so please be nice and R&R! MWPP era one-shot complete. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Summer for Puck & Quinn by sammyuzzelle reviews
In first person point of views, Quinn & Puck start their journey through a summer they'll never forget. Oh and BTW i don't own any of these characters or any part of the franchise that is Glee. Sorry for not posting that in Ch 1.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Puck, Quinn F.
Fly on the Wall by OnlyOneKitchen reviews
Scenes starring Puck and Quinn...living together, in the car together, at school together, etc.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,256 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Puck, Quinn F.
Strip by rhapsodybree reviews
Post “Breach”. Katya wasn’t the only striptease Callen received that day. Assumes an established relationship of sorts between Kensi and Callen.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2010 - G. Callen, Kensi B. - Complete
Rainbow Alphabet Magnets by tasha27 reviews
Her hand flies to her mouth, her breath catching in her throat and she turns slowly, her eyes landing on him. James Proposes to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You can do better than me by stolen-whispers reviews
After Miranda, things fall apart much more slowly...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Solace by UnabashedVixen reviews
Mal/Inara Set three months after the BDM, Inara makes a decision about her future This is my first fic. Please read and review! All comments welcome.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Inara, Mal
Here, There, and Everywhere by sweasley reviews
T/V. Just because Ted and Victoire have worked out their drama, doesn't mean the drama won't find a way to make itself apparent. SEQUEL to "A Year in the Life" & "The Spark".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 243,588 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Pomegranate by Syrinx reviews
She just wants to. Brad/Ashleigh. Sequel to Rice and Wheat. AU Pride's Last Race.
Thoroughbred - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
A Little First Year Crush reviews
Caitlyn notices Nate during her first year at Camp Rock, but doesn’t think much of it. Two years later, they all are back at Camp. By the end of the year everyone has their someone but Caitlyn. She feels alone, but remembers her first-year crush. Naitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Caitlyn G., Nate