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The white man said to the black man, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK.When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir- When you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE When you're sick you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you're RED. When you're cold you're BLUE. And when you'll die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?”
She said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
She said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasn’t.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering
"Practice safe lunch - use a condiment."
"A friend will ride in the limo with you, but a real friend will ride the bus when the limo breaks down."