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Joined 05-11-07, id: 1276528, Profile Updated: 04-21-13
Author has written 8 stories for Azumanga Daioh, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Evangelion, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

einootspork has finally decided to stop being a lazy ass and actually PUT something here. Probably no one will ever read it but whatever.

NAME: Ben

AGE: 20

GENDER: Male.

LOCATION: Tucson, Arizona, United States.

EDUCATION: College dropout. Woo!

Here's a big pile of most my unfinished fan fiction I've written. None of it is horrible but a lot of it is uneven. Some of this stuff I wrote when I was like 13 or something. Some of it holds up fairly well, some of it doesn't. I'll let you be the judge of which.

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Rain of Terra by Ratatosk reviews
Detective Tomo Takino is known for cracking the toughest cases. Now, Tomo and her partner Torako face their biggest, and most personal, case yet. Can they solve it without ruining their friendship?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 228,240 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Tomo T. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Madness of Suzumiya Haruhi by Queen Sydon reviews
Has everyone gone crazy? My life isn't some stupid harem drama, y'know! And what's up with Nagato acting like a normal person? And did Koizumi just try to punch me? Dammit Haruhi! What the hell have you done!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,039 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
The Aging of Haruhi Suzumiya by WritersProse reviews
After thirteen long years alone, Haruhi and Kyon are reunited. Will friendship, or something far greater, blossom from this chance encounter?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,643 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Crush by Jaswinder reviews
A year's passed since the final battle of the Gurren Brigade. Viral's having trouble adjusting to civilian life, and a restlessness he's never felt before is driving him mad. Viral x Yoko
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,362 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Viral, Yoko L.
Worst Day Ever by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Leave Me Alone! by Berlioz II reviews
Kaori's worked very, very hard to get over her old Sakaki fixation, but why is Sakaki constantly butting her nose in her life now? "Will you just leave me alone!" ON EXTENDED HIATUS. WILL RETURN TO THIS SOME DAY.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,082 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kaorin, Sakaki
The Love Affair of Nagato Yuki by rick777 reviews
Nagato Yuki experiences horrible nightmares which nearly crash her system. She asks Kyon for help. Will love flourish between them? Also featured: Haruhi gets snail mail from John Smith... from the future! How much of the truth will be revealed to her?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Yuki N., Kyon - Complete
Orchestrating the Silence by SerialRavist reviews
What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The 2nd try by JimmyWolk reviews
Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,044 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
The Sanity of Insanity by Berlioz II reviews
What would you be willing to do for a friend battling with her sanity? That is a question Chihiro must answer and soon.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,349 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Chihiro, Kaorin - Complete
Azuology by Weener1 reviews
The girls expound their thoughts about spirituality, paranormal and other universal axioms. Will be updated occasionally.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008
Impact by Sir Gimp of Baath reviews
Yukari reevaluates her life's priorities after an accident. Of course, being Yukari, hilarious chaos ensues. NyamoYukari.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Yukari T., Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
Jibun by A Quiet World reviews
They've got a real knack for bumping into each other... literally. KaorinSakaki fluff involving a chance meeting at the arcade, ten yen, and the crane game. OneShot.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Endeavors by HaLire reviews
We've got these five guys, right? Who else are they trying for but the girls we know and love? Will they succeed? One day seen several ways, each chapter concerning itself with the viewpoint of a single character. Anonymous reviews allowed.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
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The universe, according to Homura and Kyubey reviews
After long nights in Madoka's new world, Homura Akemi frequently finds herself discussing philosophy with an emotionless alien.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Homura A., Kyubey
One Little Step reviews
Maya Ibuki has a chance to rebuild after Third Impact. But can she really make a difference just one little step at a time?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Maya I.
The Humanity of Ryoko Asakura reviews
After her death, Ryoko Asakura was sent for processing, and now the decision has been made: Her consciousness will be uploaded into the first-ever fully human body created by the Integrated Data Sentient Entity. Can she cope with her newfound humanity?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Ryoko A.
Haruhi's SuperFun OneShot Grab Bag! reviews
A series of short stories about Haruhi and her "pals" intentionally varied in style and subject matter.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008
Things That Might Have Been reviews
It's been 5 years since the gang all knew each other in high school. Now that Chiyo-chan plans to return to Japan after a long time in America, they'll all begin to examine their lives.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008
Azumanga on the Road reviews
Chiyo-chan and Osaka embark on a wacky cross-country journey with all their Azu-friends to reach Tokyo and become famous! But as each adventure becomes crazier than the next, will their goals change? AU, no pairings.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008
What Defines It? reviews
This is a fic that explores Tomo and Yomi's past and friendship. FRIENDSHIP. Meanwhile, Kaorin continues to chase desperately after Sakaki, and Chiyo and Osaka stumble upon a secret between two teachers. CANCELLED
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007
Let Me Explain reviews
Kaorin decides to bite the proverbial bullet and tell her best friend the truth about her feelings for Sakaki. However, the explanation turns out to be a lot more trouble than it's worth.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete