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Joined 05-11-07, id: 1276674, Profile Updated: 06-16-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, and Glee.

"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become endless." - Jamie Paolinetti

Buffy: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: [pause] Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.

Dawn: When I was younger, I used to put chopsticks in my mouth like this, and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, "I'm the Slayer, I'm gonna get you!"


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Currently working on:

Quinn the Vampire Slayer. (Name may change). Glee. Faberry/Brittana. Rated T.

In my head:

Battle of the Exes. Glee. Faberry/Brittana. Rating Unknown.

Untitled Faberry Superhero Novel. Glee. Faberry. Rating Unknown.

I'm not a huge Glee fan anymore. However, I have ideas for these and will write them.

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Top Or Bottom? by awriterofthings reviews
Amy, Stacie and Cynthia Rose are curious about whether Beca is a top or a bottom.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Love and Baseball (Baseball and Love) by Ghostandyouknowthis reviews
Tom doesn't sing. Chloe doesn't like baseball. It's doomed from the beginning. Shower Guy/Chloe, Beca/Chloe. Seriously, what did I just write?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
A View From The Fire by FrogsRcool reviews
I didn't even remember exactly what she had said, but I knew it had been something about Santana. I just nodded. Nodding was okay, right? But now it was too quiet and I felt like she was reading me like an open book that had no pages. Sequel to If Only You Could See What I See
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,601 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
You Can Be My Muse by chloebeale reviews
AU. Beca, an art student, is immediately smitten with the new nude model in her life drawing class. Despite her tendency to avoid contact with other people, she initiates a new friendship with Chloe, frightened by how quickly her feelings grow. Beca/Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Do You Believe In Magic? by chloebeale reviews
After forcing her to don a themed costume, Chloe drags Beca along with her to Aubrey's Halloween party. Beca/Chloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Let Me Love You by chloebeale reviews
The film written from Chloe's perspective. Mostly canon, with a few tweaks here & there and an extended ending. Beca/Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
What Doors May Open by K'sChoiceofAFI reviews
AU. Rachel comes out as gay after dumping Finn. People slowly start to find out and, when Head Cheerio, Quinn Fabray finds out, Rachel knows her life will never be the same again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,099 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Laying a Hand With You by Democratic Anarchy reviews
Things used to be simple, Heather thought. But maybe they never were. Because being in love is never simple. Especially since she's in love with her best friend and co-worker, Naya Rivera. RPF. M for future chapters. Heya.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
The Laws of the Universe by killer cereal reviews
Rachel wants to know why it is that Brittany never gets slushied. Glee club explains.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
If Only You Could See What I See by FrogsRcool reviews
I wanted to follow her. So bad. She was the most interesting person I'd ever seen in my entire life and I didn't even know why. Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,375 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore by JSBG reviews
Sometimes, walking away is the best thing to do. Heather/Naya.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
A Vicious Cycle by xTasteTheRaInBoWx reviews
It's the 2012 Golden Globes and Naya Rivera deals with the indecisive nature of Heather Morris using a lot of alcohol. And when feelings come forth, just how indecisive Heather really is will show. Heya Angst. OS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
In Blood and In Fire by pleasant-hell reviews
We're a small group of survivors. We're all members of the McKinley High glee club. We had just gotten back from -static- when our bus was attacked. If there's anyone out there who can help us, please contact us -static- We're just a bunch of kids...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Hush by TieYouUpInMyShoes reviews
Fairy tale creatures called 'The Gentlemen' come to Lima, stripping the people of their voices and effectively ensuing chaos amongst the town. In the midst of the panic, Quinn and Rachel find themselves barricaded in the drama room of Mckinley High.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,528 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Phone Calls and Fright Nights by Penelope Cross reviews
It starts off as a dead animal on her door step and some freaky phone calls. What happens though, when it progresses to full on terror? How will Santana handle it and how will it change her relationship with Brittany forever? Better story inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,456 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Tasting Nightlock by ganglyfox reviews
Quinn's odds are definitely in her favour- she's the bookies favourite to win the 70th Annual Hunger Games. However her instant connection with fellow tribute Rachel Berry throws all predictions out of the window. Ship:FABERRY
Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Quinn F.
No One Here Could Know by littleoases reviews
The days that follow "Mash-Off" are some of the hardest of Santana's life. Brittana. Takes place between 3x06 and 3x07. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
This Isn't Dating by uhpockuhlipz reviews
Since they were thirteen years old, Santana's been telling her "this isn't dating" or "that isn't dating". And since they were thirteen, Brittany's been wondering... So what is? Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,397 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
The Only True Paradises by la rose carnation reviews
The tortuous evolution of Santana's feelings toward Brittany. See also "Pas de Deux," a companion piece from Brittany's point of view.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,671 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
A Million Miles Of Fun by Jade8devlin reviews
"As the nation mourns the loss of Russell and Judith Fabray, the four teens wanted for one of the most brutal murders Ohio has seen continue to evade police." - in a gold VW Bug with the number plate, 'GLDSTR'. Faberry/Brittana. Faberrittana friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,602 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Must Be Felt by FrogsRcool reviews
Santana/Brittany. Starts out in season one explaining how Santana fell for her best friend. All the unscripted/unaired interactions between the two. I promise the story is better than the summary ;
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,416 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Lake Hope by Cora709 reviews
On the last weekend of summer, Brittany convinces Santana to come camping with her. For both bad reasons and good, it's a trip neither of them will ever forget.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,716 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Should Have Asked for Directions by dylanhart reviews
A lifelong story about what it's like to know at fifteen who your heart belongs to and what lengths a girl will go to in order to keep it there forever... Note: The content in this story is an original work and is copyrighted against theft, plagiarism, and infringement. Glee owns their characters. I do not. (C) 2011 Dylan Hart
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 209,233 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Not With a Fizzle, But With a Bang by Sappho's Ghost reviews
Santana made a promise. Today is the day she has to follow through. Spoilers through 2x16. Fluffy angst? Angsty fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
A Real Date by Shamelsshussy reviews
Santana asks Brittany out on a date. Brittany says yes. They go on the most adorable date of all time. Set in the summer after season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,583 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Color by EverShadow reviews
When Glee club loses a friend, everyone feels it. But one glee member feels it so much more than the others and embarks on her own journey to discover how to move on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,977 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5729 - Favs: 6,585 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sniper's Eye by E. Nolan reviews
Omar Kacef, industrial oil tycoon. When something happens that lead MI6 to believe that Kascef is not all that he seems. Only Alex Rider can stop him. Alex is sent with a partner, someone he never thought he'd see again. And is pushed to the limit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
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Porter reviews
Uploaded for the second time. Quinn Fabray has moved to New York, hoping to restart her life. Working in a top-notch hotel brings in the money, but it also brings in the rich snobs. But maybe not all the rich snobs are bad...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Do You Have Your Wellness Card? reviews
Santana Lopez hates her job. She hates the customers and she hates most of her coworkers. But when a tall, leggy blonde walks in one day, Santana finds herself wanting to work more and more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,627 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Salvation reviews
Stefan Salvatore, Tyler Lockwood, and Matt Donovan are the newest and hottest alternative band. When Elena Gilbert and Caroline Forbes decide to hit up every show on their tour, things are bound to get interesting.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,936 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
Does Whatever a Spider Can reviews
Halloween came a little early this year as Brittany and Santana go trick or treating. Hurray for Superheroes day of Brittana week!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Under the Sea reviews
If only The Little Mermaid was about a colony of lesbian mermaids.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
A Love Hate Relationship featuring Caroline Forbes reviews
Spin-off of Mystic Falls. Tyler's getting really tired of Caroline's constant teasing. Rated T for language.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
Mystic Falls reviews
Stefan's the new kid who ultimately falls for the unattainable girl. Rated T for language.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
Happiness Is Overrated reviews
I was surprised that he continued to hold my gaze, studying me. A blush spread over my cheeks. Never have I seen eyes that were so dark and mysterious.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
She glanced around and saw two figures standing on a hill. She heard the Killing Curse and saw both of them crumble to the ground. She rushed over to the hill. Both figures were lying on the ground.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete