OogieBoogiehide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter. Meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow, meow meow meow? Meow meow meow! Translation: Hello there! Greetings from the Land Below The Wind. (If you're unsure of where or what that is, Google should help!) I don't particularly like writing self-introductions, mainly because I'm terrible at it but let's see what I can come up with in 5 minutes: 1) I've not many talents but safe to say I'm very good in bed - I can sleep for days. Oh stop it with your naughty minds. 2) When I'm not sleeping, which possibly leaves about 40% left of the day, I read and write and thanking our Lord and creator for his kind gifts to humankind - Coca Cola and luncheon meat. 3) I well and truly love lipstick and possibly carry a billion shades in my handbag. 4) I suffer from this condition called verbal diarrhoea and it is incurable. 5) I love fountain pens - they are simply glorious and absolutely beautiful, although I get a heart attack when I see some of the price tags. What, are they made of diamonds or something? Huh. What? They are? OH. 6) I wholeheartedly disagree with the notion that says 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' - I think dogs are. 7) I love lions, I think they're very handsome. While tapirs are classified as completely ugly, I'm sure they have wonderful personalities and they deserve some love, too. 8) I still enjoy Counter Strike, Final Fantasy VII and Chrono Trigger after all these years. 9) And I think I have an unhealthy obsession with everything that is Christmas. 10) And luncheon meat, did I mention that I love luncheon meat? I usually 'normalise' my stories. That means that whenever I write a story here, there is a normal copy for the reading pleasure of my friends who are not HP fans. |
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Against The Book Shelves by xxLucindaxx reviews
Who knows what's really going on in the Restricted Section anyway? Lemons. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 7/29/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nonscents by In Dreams reviews
Granger's Amortentia smells like him and Draco can't understand why. More importantly, he can't let her figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 2/4/2019 - Published: 2/1/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Theodore N. - Complete
Five Dates by smithandbarrowman reviews
Five Dates, that's what she offered. Five chances for him to prove himself. Five chances for her to fall even deeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,706 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 7/23/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Late Returns by albe-chan reviews
Professor Draco Malfoy is returning some books to the Hogwarts Library late one night and stumbles across the librarian, Hermione Granger, in a compromising position. Will the blond pureblood finally see fantasy turn into reality? MATURE. Dramione. Unabashed porn. TWO-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Seduction by SenLinYu reviews
“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,252 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 357 - Published: 8/22/2018 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smiles by Granger, DDS by PhoebeM reviews
Dramione. In order to secure the girl of his dreams, Draco will have to go where he never thought he would go before: the dentist's chair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Into the Fire by theallwymonster reviews
Hermione was surprised to see Draco Malfoy, the sole person the wizarding world was certain was dead, living in the Muggle world. Tension rises between them after a tragedy struck her, forcing her to stay at his house for a period of time. But there's more to his defection than it seems, and she's about to get her way to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., OC
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Series of Misunderstandings by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. When Harry is running away from overzealous reporters in Diagon Alley, he crashes into Draco Malfoy, and they both fall to the ground. This leads to a series of misunderstandings from which he might never recover. Well, at least Harry's life was never fated to be boring.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,136 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Kitten Prince of Slytherin by thenerd1026 reviews
Draco's animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Is Anybody Out There? by DeiStarr reviews
When grief threatens to overwhelm Harry Potter, the only person who can pull him out of it is Draco Malfoy. Meanwhile Draco himself is drowning in secret guilt that nothing can overcome – or can it? This is a story about grief and guilt, with a side of lust and love. It goes back and forth between post-epilogue and eighth year Hogwarts. Epilogue compliant. Slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,218 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Pseudo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The First Three Years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's Relationship by Cassis Luna reviews
The first three years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's relationship starts and ends with provocative staring. Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under Pressure by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter has quit magic and left the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy, a top-notch Tracker, has been hired to find him and save his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,654 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Ministry Missives by Tekko reviews
Summery: So Harry's part Veela. He isn't going to let it rule his life, especially when there were no adverse affects to him and it only made his admirers slightly more annoying. A new suitor in a sea of hundreds isn't going to make any difference. Right? (yaoi, lemon)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing Draco by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,783 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Pure-blood Enigma by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. A drunken bet with Blaise means Draco now has a very difficult task ahead of him. To train Harry Potter and pass him off as a pure-blood, all within the space of two weeks. But things become somewhat complicated when he finds himself falling for the git. And does Harry return his feelings? Canon-compliant for all seven books/EWE. Written for the 2013 bottom!draco fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elements by Tekko reviews
They were opposites in every way, except when they came together...Mature content. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Role-playing Your Old Enemy by eevilalice reviews
Hermione and Draco's constant fighting escalates to the point where their boss at the Ministry has to step in. As punishment, they're ordered to do a role-playing exercise—one (work) week of behaving like they think the other acts, in all situations. The results aren't entirely what the boss had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harmonised Consciousness by Talizora reviews
[HPDM 8th Year EWE] This time it's a spell gone wrong in Charms that will bring our two favourite boys together. Expect Mind-Magic Classic HD Clichés & Soul Mates (extra smut added at end due to popular request)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wooing the Reluctant by Makoto Sagara reviews
Harry is in his twenties and still a virgin, because he doesn't feel much of anything for either sex and is wary about whom he dates thanks to the gossip. Cue Draco doing something different and interesting to attract Harry's attention. - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,688 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Clear The Counter by Draconian Scribe reviews
Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Running from Us by maia.maiestas reviews
When Hermione finds out that she is pregnant with Draco's child only one option seems to present itself. She must run. But Draco isn't exactly the kind of guy who lets go of the things he wants, and this time he wants her. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Weasley's Girl by CajunWitch reviews
Oneshot! It's after the war. Draco is now friends with Harry and Ron. Everything is all good until Ron has something Draco wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer Rain by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. Stupid rain. It always ruins everything. Harry's holiday is a washout and he's stuck with only his thoughts for entertainment. Oneshot. Post Hogwarts/ EWE, established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Draco Says by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Sometimes, all you need are those particular words to get you by. Other times, you don't need to say anything at all. Draco Malfoy learns this and more throughout the course of his life. *Sort of DH epilogue compliant, except for the teensy fact that Draco and Harry end up together. Oh yeah, that.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 123 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ice Man Cometh by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Draco is away on assignment this Christmas and Hermione misses him. When a secret admirer starts sending her gifts at the office, how will she react? Originally written for the LJ Smutty Claus Fic Fest 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For Sure by sunshineman reviews
He smiled at her. She was caught off guard by the twirling sensation on her stomach. Well, this ought to be good. One-shot! (deleted)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trivial Things by KJmom reviews
A Slytherin always gets what he wants. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stronger Than Before by madison.rankin reviews
Hermione bumps into Draco years after graduating Hogwarts. The attraction is instant but Hermione is married to Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Sleepwalking Saviour by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 177 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoys Are Evil by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Oh who was he kidding. This was happening to him because he had a weakness for blond hair and grey eyes that allowed those who possessed such characteristics, to get away with murder. Damn those Malfoys. MPreg Harry/Draco slash fluff. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected, A Holiday Tail of Mistaken Identity by amightypenguin reviews
After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Likewise by Reinamy reviews
There's something to be said about unrequited love; primarily that it sucks. Draco Malfoy can attest to this. Slash. Creature-Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Resistance is Futile by olimakiella reviews
The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Literary & Literally reviews
Top Arguer in the Magical world, and best-selling author in the Muggle world, Hermione was thrilled to find out that Hollywood wanted to turn her novel, 60 Shades Of Red, into a movie. After a mass casting call and auditions, Draco Malfoy turned up as one of the talents to play the main man, Flynn Redford, and got the part. What now? Stay tuned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/15/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione's List Of New Year's Resolutions reviews
Hermione was all about organisation. And she was also about lists. She thought it was about time she jumped on this New Year, New Me rubbish and list down her New Year's Resolutions. Somehow, there was one thing in common: they all seem to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Magic Malfoy reviews
Draco Malfoy works at a special club called "Ascendio" and has quite a reputation for what he does. He does it well though, so the ladies love him and the men would love to be him. And then ... and then Hermione Granger became a regular.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Split reviews
Hermione Granger by day, Something Else by night - IF she forgets to take her meds (or in this case, fail to work). She works at Gringotts by day and becomes some sort of vigilante at night - stealing from the wealthy and giving it to the poor. That's until her alter ego steals from Draco Malfoy, meets him, and decides she likes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,376 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Small Problem reviews
Draco Malfoy has encountered a ... small problem. Mediwizard Hermione Granger helps. Crack!fic, obviously, teehee. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Murderous Mansion reviews
"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In My Dreams reviews
As Hermione begins to question her life and her choices and the future, she becomes more and more enchanted by sleep. Sleep - her escape, her preferred state of being and the place where 'he' is. ( Depressed!Hermione )
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Virgin Territory reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts' Sex God. There isn't anyone he has not slept with, and they say he's open to anything and anyone. There isn't possibly one thing that he cannot do. He is a sexual deviant. Right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If You Can't Say It At Christmas reviews
If you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rude-olph reviews
A little Christmas fic. Draco had something strange happen to him during the days leading up to Christmas and, well ... he's meant to find someone to love him for who he is by Christmas otherwise he stays in his strange state for the rest of his life. (Possible crackfic teehee) MERRY CHRISTMAS! [mild language]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What We've Found reviews
Hermione and Malfoy are both Aurors who were sent on a mission to retrieve a stolen artifact. They found it, but they found something else while at it, too. For lalaland89.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Right-Hand Woman reviews
Hermione has got a very, very strange condition. Call it a syndrome, if you may. It makes everything complicated more often than not. And then she sees Draco Malfoy after almost ten years. Of course things get even more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,695 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Paw-sitively Purr-fect reviews
During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red String of Fate reviews
"When a baby is born, he or she is connected to the important people in his or her life. The gods also tied an invisible red thread around the ankles of a man and woman who are destined to meet and get married." Hermione has seven strings attached to her ankle. She figured out who five of them are. Who are the other two?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Remember Me Like I Remember You reviews
It's not everyday that Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's doorstep, half-dead, with no recollection of who he is or where he is. But he seems to think she's his wife. What! (Post-Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cherry Stem Knots reviews
"Supposed fact: If you can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue, it means you're a very good kisser. Hermione intends to find out if she is one." [cliche/fluffy/cute]. Inspired by one night of frustration at not being able to tie a knot on a cherry stem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Lycanthropy reviews
After the War, Hermione was bitten by a werewolf victim. For five long years, she learned to accept her werewolf form, teaching Charms in Hogwarts. All was fine and dandy, until Professor Draco Malfoy came along. What makes matters worse is that her mating season is approaching and she and her inner wolf seem to want Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Always Be My Baby reviews
Draco Malfoy was hit by a curse which turned him into his six year-old self again. And Hermione was asked to take care of him until they develop a cure for him. Oh, baby. (Fluff/cheese.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 163 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Of The Guys reviews
Hermione Granger is sick of being treated like 'one of the guys' by every single male she has ever met. She turns to Draco Malfoy for help. Call it lessons to 'woman up', if you may.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Big, umm, Heart and Treacle Tarts reviews
Why do all heroines have to be either slim or skinny? Enter Rose – a buxom, hefty, and curvy woman with body image issues. And she is crushing on Harry Potter with all her breasts – she would say heart, but her breasts are bigger.8th Year Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Granny Panties reviews
"Nice panties, Granger." Possibly crackfic :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love That Red reviews
Apparently Hermione Granger's life lacks some colour. Warm earthy browns, neutral soft pinks and nudes are her safe colours. Can a change in colour – a lipstick colour – make a difference?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To my Always, from your Forever reviews
I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,259 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Open Minded reviews
Hermione refuses to speak her mind lately. That's until she was cast by a spell. And now, as if through a powerful Sonorus Charm, her innermost thoughts can be heard by anyone within six feet of her – including Draco Malfoy, of course. Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unconventional, Indeed reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy. They had never met, they don't know each other. Random short story. ' How nice would it be for a gentleman, instead of saying "Can I buy you a drink," to say "Can I buy you a book?" '
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete