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Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Initial Thoughts by Akavet reviews
Kid x Soul. Soul's intrigued by the shinigami but his initial thoughts come crashing down as he gets to learn more about the other. "... Take off your clothes." Kid had said and Soul could easily admit that he had no clue what was going on... FLUFF. Slash
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Enough by watch-me-write reviews
There was but one particular place and time when Soul did not approve of Kid's over-obsessive neurotic behaviour concerning symmetry and that place was in their bedroom and that time was when they were trying to have sex. Blindfolds and sex. Somewhat AU. For tsuki-san, Iraina and Bloody Autumn.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Robble Robble by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Hotch wondered why he was arguing with an officer whose head was shaped like a hamburger. Crack!fic! Hotch, the BAU .
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close But Your Enemies Closer by lizren reviews
Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005 - L, Light Y.
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Love Letters by T'Pau Silver reviews
Maka recieves an anonymous love letter. Crona/Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Each Drop of Black Blood by Ginki reviews
As you follow the trail, the story takes shape. These scenes from one child's life. A series of Chrona-centric oneshots.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Crona - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Drunken Confessions by Kiya Sama reviews
Sasu/Naru: A story written in honor of chapter 218 of the manga. Several years into the future, Sasuke returns to a world in which he no longer exists.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fall from Grace by kampaidaze reviews
HEAVILY REVISED! Raito tried not to grit his teeth in anger. If only L knew. This was no trivial matter, no source of potential amusement for anyone who would ever have the misfortune of discovering Yagami Raito's pitiful fall from grace.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Dancing in the Dark by LawliPop reviews
What did he want out of life? Health, a successful marriage – what did any of that matter? Nothing in the world could be better than this. AU. LxLight. Slight LxNaomi and LightxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,764 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Light Y., L
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pandora's Mischief by Serria reviews
The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Light Y., L
Not So Smart After All by Amindaya reviews
If they're so smart, then why can't they figure out that they love each other? LightXRyuzaki. Alphabetical A through Z chapter titles, sort of like word prompts but with a continuous storyline.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,964 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Light Y., L
Of Physics And Chemistry by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. After a one night stand with a beautiful young man, L’s life is turned upside down, especially when he finds out said man is the son of his coworker. LxRaito. Lemons. Now Being Continued.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,020 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
True Elision by Ezan reviews
YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 298,904 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007
Happiness By The Kilowatt by Elladan Seregon reviews
[AU] [LRaito] This time, the gun's loaded. The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,307 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Light Y., L
The Alphabet by Ezan reviews
Ryuzaki and Raito have been best friends since forever.Raito is the genius,popular,stellar student and Ryuzaki his genius,oddball friend.All is swell in their lives until a late night party brings buried emotions to the surface. YAOI Ryuzaki x Raito. LxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,386 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Light Y., L
Reminders by sleepyshadows reviews
They weren't just Mohinder's reminders. They were reminders to Sylar too.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Three of Pentacles by subaruxkamui4ever reviews
The Kira investigation continues…and Raito is still without his memories. When something happens to Misa, Raito is given something he never wanted. Thankfully, that something is what might bring he and L together. Raito x L yaoi. Slightly AU, only because
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,073 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - L, Light Y.
M&Ms by Kate Barancik reviews
Just a little something for Halloween. MattMohinder.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Mohinder S., Matt P. - Complete
Reaching For Almost by Nilahxapiel reviews
RaitoxL. They all looked a bit like him. The hair. The eyes. The skin. But they weren’t. No matter how much they resembled him…they could never, ever be him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Athena's Prodigy by justplainrii reviews
The life and times of L, from childhood to adolescence and beyond. Everything from the first meeting with Watari, to L's first case, heirs, and encounters with romance. Not everything will be as you expect, however...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - L, Watari
A Farewell To Arms by Angela Pirate Ryoko reviews
This is an alternate version of the events in volume 19, so it contains SPOILERS TO THE END OF THE SERIES. What if things didn't have to happen quite that way?
Banana Fish - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Untitled by Key the Metal Idol reviews
AUGenderswapGirl!Light A bored L meets Light while working on a serial murder case. He didn't expect to find her more interesting than the case, which in itself isn't what it seems.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Sin of Defiance by RobinRocks reviews
Alternate Ep 25: Rem won't be so easily beaten by Light Yagami, but where does that leave L? At Light's mercy, of course. Dark LightxL. Cowritten with AutumnDynasty.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Silver Threads by sexypancake reviews
[ViralSimon] Someone was petting his hair... Jail fic set between ep20 and ep21.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
These Things by fool.0 reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Few Inches by kawaii-kirei reviews
Lately, Naruto has grown fond of milk. [SasuNaru, fluff?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Lady Persephone reviews
[AU InuKag] Kagome has always been married to her work, namely, running the life of international celebrity Kikyo Hiroshima. But when she begins to unknowingly date her boss' fiance, things are bound to get messy.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,828 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Great Naruto Bridge by Insomnia Productions reviews
Set years in the future, Naruto makes a journey to Wave Country with Sasuke and their teams on a mission that's not quite what any of them expected... (SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/25/2005
Mass Murder 101: Lesson 1 by Xx The Grey Lady xX reviews
... Don't fall in love with the leader of the investigation against you. Looks like Raito skipped class that day... RaitoxL fluff. Oneshot. Rather cliche, I realize. Read it anyway.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
KO! White Satin Panties by Yxonomei reviews
[maybe slight SasuNaru, AU, crossdressing, crack!fic] Sasuke, despite years of cruel training under Orochimaru, is no match for fanservice!Naruto. Knock out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Human by Vegetarian Salad reviews
What is revealed when our shields are washed away? RaitoxL
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Perfect by Werewolf of Fire reviews
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, in their true brotherly tradition, are fighting over how to kiss. [yaoi, incest]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Akumade Mo by Jaws That Bite reviews
Title may change. After killing his entire clan, Itachi takes the young Naruto with him. Naruto grows up with him. Seven years later, he receives his toughest mission: watch Sasuke. HIATUS not discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 6/2/2005
Cure for the Itch by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an uncomfortable yet amusing situation... 'Sasuke! Bite my nose.' [SasuNaru oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All According to Plan by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke always had a plan B. Well... almost always. NaruSasu. ***DISCONTINUED***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hey Jealousy by LeDiz reviews
AU Atemu and Yuugi were supposed to be the best of friends, but growing up isn't easy, and one small mistake can ruin everything. Now it's three years later and Atemu is going to make things right.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,830 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Sleeping Pills by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito has had enough. He is determined to sleep no matter what, no matter how extreme the circumstances, no matter what L does when he's unconscious. LxRaito CRACK. MAJOR CRACK. MAJOR OOC CRACK. The love child of Boredom and me. You have been warned.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Remember Me? by YondyB reviews
Raito is being haunted by L's ghost. But the trouble is, he can't see him. Why is L here? How did he get here? and why can't anyone else see him?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006
Raito Learns the Hard Way: Don't Sleep on the Job by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito drifts of into REM sleep one fine day while he should be catching Kira. He is rudely awoken by L and Misa... Fighting? Crack. Oneshot. Second result of sheer boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Black Love by Seto's Darkness reviews
The addition of just one wrong ingredient turned Sasuke's power boosting potion into a powerful Love Potion. After drinking it, he finds himself falling in love with Naruto… and unable to resist. [SasuNaru YAOI post timeskip inspired by Harry Potter]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Attention of a different kind by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Light didn't know why it took him so long to realise, that L had an oral fixation. Crack? Angst? Randomness? Don't ask questions, just go with it : SLIGHT LightL G
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Crossovers 2 by JuliTina reviews
In which L investigates. Ouran Host Club crossover
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Theft Deterrent by Stavi reviews
A little parody of a cell phone commercial. SasuNaru NejiKiba Yaoi and Language. OOC Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Working Girls by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruIno] Ino is on a mission when Naruto screws things up for her. So it's only fair that she get to dress him up in her clothes and send him out to seduce the target in her stead, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Comeuppance by averagegenius reviews
Revenge was just the icing on the cake. Slight RaitoL. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Little finger by Shikyou Daemon reviews
Raito's got them all wrapped around his finger, most don't notice, but Mastuda does. [RaitoxMatsuda][spoilers for all]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Twirl by artemisgirl reviews
Near's always twirling his hair, no matter what he's doing. Mello decides that he's going to find out why. MN oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Acrophobia by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Unbeknownst to the general population of Konoha, Sasuke really didn’t like heights...something Naruto discovers as they travel on his giant frog.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Justice by Evandar reviews
AU Oneshot. In the end, the only thing Light couldn't have predicted was himself. LLight shonenai, character death
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Shatterglass by desolate butterfly reviews
[NejiNaru, ficlet] Neji confronts Naruto about a rumour he doesn't like the sound of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Eclipse by Erisabesu reviews
How Naruto copes, or doesn't cope, with Sasuke's absense. [NaruSasu, NaruSai] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Cloud on My Tongue by desolate butterfly reviews
[A ZabuzaHaku fic] Zabuza's stopped touching Haku, and meeting his eyes. Haku tries to puzzle out why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Borrowed Clothes and Fake Jewels by Vagrancy reviews
As a child, she told all of her teachers that she wanted to be a doctor. [For 20notes at LJ. 20 Random Facts About Misa Amane. Lots of speculation. Misacentric, with some LightMisa thrown in for good measure.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Together by Taskemus reviews
[LxLight] Light was certain that together, they would be the best. Yotsuba arc spoilers and chapter 58 spoilers in reviews.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Thumbsucker by bitterending reviews
He honestly didn't know why it surprised him so much. The way Ryuuzaki constantly gnawed at his thumb during the day, it shouldn't come as a shock to know he sucked his thumb at night.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
The Truth Behind the Mask by Hammy Uchiha reviews
A day at the pool turns into the mission to see what's under Kakashi's mask.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Wishes by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSasu drabble] On the night of Sasuke's birthday, Naruto makes a visit to the abandoned Uchiha compound.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 264 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Conflict of Interests by desolate butterfly reviews
[A preNaruto timeline fic] Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Itachi were only together in ANBU for one day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pack Up Your Bags, It's Never Too Late! by Kyra Cullinan reviews
Jim's almost gotten used to narrating his life into a camera lens for the consumption of strangers. Like having a blog, but more embarrassing.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete
Smile by Sarsaparilla reviews
It's not everyday that Sasuke learns something new, and this one really throws him for loop.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seeking True Love Version 2 by Asahime Rikki reviews
IMPORTANT NOTE INSIDE. YAOI. SasuNaru. Naruto loves Sakura and would do anything for her. But he never knew the feelings a certain dark haired boy harboured for him, and the extents said boy would go to ensure Naruto's happiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,691 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Femininity by artemisgirl reviews
DN 'There's no way,' Raito said incredulously. 'You are NOT a girl.' 'I never claimed to be a girl,' L shrugged. 'Then again, I never claimed to be a guy, either.' RaitoL oneshot humor
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Practice makes Perfect by bite the hand that feeds reviews
As a shinobi of Konoha, Obito has a certain duty to be awesome.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
We Call These Tweezers by FlamesEmbrace reviews
It was bad enough that to get Sakura's attention, Rock Lee would be forced to alter his Gaisenseiesque appearance and ruin what, to him, was the epitome of masculine beauty. But did he absolutely need to ask Neji for help? NejiLee, one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Lee R., Neji H.
obsession by darkestbeforedawn reviews
mugen has an obsession. mugen x jin. observant!fuu.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2005
To Carthage, Burning by nescione reviews
After the end of his first mission as a jounin, Kakashi returns to Konoha to face the consequences of the events in the Kakashi Gaiden. Spoilers, angst, and weirdness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Torune
While He Sleeps by Angela Pirate Ryoko reviews
This is a tiny ficlet based on an illustration in the Angel Eyes artbook. Ash watches Eiji sleep and he mulls over the feelings and reactions he has to the young man.
Banana Fish - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Lessons in Control by Alexis C reviews
Mugen takes a risk. Slash.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
touch by darkestbeforedawn reviews
because jin doesn't like to be touched. mugen x jin
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2005
Third Person by Keraha reviews
Misa wants something she can never have.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2005
Lovely Boy by Keraha reviews
It is Light's birthday, but the words mean nothing to him. Spoiler chapter 37. LxLight. Disturbing imagery.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2005
Fireworks by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Ah, spring... The songs of birds, the smell of flowers, the gentle THWAK of Cupid's shruiken... For some, love hurts. On kapaa, chocolate syrup and the absurdity of True Love. Fluffy SasuNaru. Complete! R to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
There's a Magic Spell in Smiles by Chronoquest reviews
COMPLETED! It's been five years since Naruto and gang failed at bringing back Sasuke, but Naruto never gave up on the Uchiha. Now, when Sound is readying its war on Leaf, will Naruto finally get his wish of Sasuke back? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/7/2004
Smoke In Spring by Saro reviews
SasuNaru-"You said once that I had become your closest friend. You said, then, that you had to break that tie." His throat tightened, but his voice sounded firm. "Am I still your best friend?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2004
Dreams and Bitter Nights by Keraha reviews
L dreams bloody dreams. LRaito, short.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2004
Unraveling by Keraha reviews
While Kira and L battled in public, Raito and Ryuuzaki had wars in private, almost silent interactions.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2004
Cold Hands by Wednesday Ghost reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto are isolated together in a training excersize, Sasuke learns that even bitter ninjas bent on revenge can fall in love, and Naruto learns that he can't trust his heart. Angst, yaoi, lemony later. [up: ch.4, the SasuNaru retreat!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,582 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
Feminine Wiles by grandlarseny reviews
Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 187 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Lucid Dreaming by Lady Razorsharp reviews
Faye gives Spike a piece of her mind. Too bad he's dead...
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2002