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I'm just here to read good stories and shoot the shit with authors I like.

I might upload something sooner or later, but I wouldn't count on it if I were you.

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From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight. Slowly being put on Royal Road over time.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,219,727 - Reviews: 11102 - Favs: 12,462 - Follows: 12,248 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 2,234,555 - Reviews: 7705 - Favs: 14,466 - Follows: 14,397 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
Dragonslayer by KitsuneDragon reviews
He said he saw great potential in my small body and he raised me. Because of him I lived, I learned, and I finally found someone I could call nakama. Even if he didn't call me the same. I am his son, I am his student...The Dragonslayer of Acnologia.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,110,307 - Reviews: 4664 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 6,066 - Updated: 4/13/2022 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Naruto U., Ultear M.
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12338 - Favs: 17,375 - Follows: 12,094 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Are (Not) Complete by BardInTheForest reviews
(Pax Ikari vol I) Shinji is chosen from amongst the multiverse to provide something to a mysterious benefactor following the fight against the 14th Angel. Starting over again, he chooses to try harder to be a better person. Unfortunately for Shinji, it isn't as easy as simply trying.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 167 - Words: 1,815,112 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Complete
The Long Way Around by redgrass-and-silvertrees reviews
Izuku has wanted to be a hero his whole life but has been told it's hopeless without a quirk. Fed up with society's discriminations, Izuku is determined to become Japan's first quirkless hero, even if that means taking the long way around. AU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,310 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 3/3/2020 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, OC, 1-A Students - Complete
All for One, All for Him by Auresalia reviews
"You seem to think that I was on your side at one point. I wasn't." Izuku had long since abandoned the hero's path, leaving those left behind in his wake wondering just what he plans to do and why he's doing it. Snippets of events that involved Midoriya as he became a villain and changed the world forever.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 248,259 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Izuku M., Villain Alliance, Shigaraki T., 1-A Students - Complete
rise up and hear the bells by redgrass-and-silvertrees reviews
Izuku had promised All Might that he would carry on his legacy as his successor, even after his mentor's death. It had been more difficult without a quirk but Deku had decided long ago that nothing so small would stop him from achieving his dreams. Sequel to The Long Way Around. Quirkless Pro Hero Deku.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/3/2019 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Katsuki B., Shouto T. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 10,651 - Follows: 9,770 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,432 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Zenith by Shapooda reviews
What if Ichigo couldn't bring himself to use Mugetsu? 11 years into the future, Ichigo finally succeeds in cutting down Aizen, but the price was too high. He couldn't protect anyone, and his deepest wish is to see his friends one more time. When the unexpected happens, he gets a second chance. Time travel / Hueco Mundo centric / All powers OP Ichigo / Lovecraftian
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 491,676 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, K. Urahara, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Let Sleeping Dogs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 282 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6208 - Favs: 9,261 - Follows: 6,926 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 6354 - Favs: 9,903 - Follows: 7,625 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Scars by Rorschach's Blot reviews
The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 342 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
Make Yourself A Legend by Wild Card-You and What Army reviews
Is his defining character trait really cowardice? Is roaring, violent courage really what every hero needs? Meet Shinji Ikari, a young boy whose defining character is his intelligence, his perception. Let him prove that a rational mind is stronger than fear... Epilogue: Shinji Made Himself a Legend
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 9286 - Favs: 10,473 - Follows: 6,471 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 6,576 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
FLCL-FTL by Vexed reviews
The lengths a boy will go to get his very own Gibson Flying V. Focuses on a slightly older Naota as he sets out to reclaim what is rightfully his from an evil space alien he used to know.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Naota N., Haruko H., Canti, Eri N. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6271 - Favs: 7,525 - Follows: 4,741 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Honor Thy Masters by gabriel blessing reviews
Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 181,691 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
The Uzumaki's Peace by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 232 - Published: 2/2/2012 - A/Fourth Raikage, Naruto U. - Complete
Aeon Natum Engel by EarthScorpion reviews
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Well, now it is the Strange Aeon, and the undying live again. The Evangelion Units may be able to face the Herald-entities, but what of the dangers within? Eva/Cthulhutech. Now complete; see Aeon Entelechy Evangelion for the rewrite.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 304,613 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 438 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 7,145 - Follows: 2,248 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 625 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 19,761 - Follows: 7,376 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Legionnaire by Mister Cynical reviews
The Foreign Legion has always had a reputation for attracting thieves and murderers on the run from the law. Maybe it’s true after all, it attracted a young Japanese man trying to run from his past. completed
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,028 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Shinji I., Hikari H. - Complete
Detective Ikari 2: The Price of Blood by Mister Cynical reviews
Spades can't say that he wasn't warned about SEELE. Too bad SEELE can't say they were warned about Spades.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,998 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 253 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3202 - Favs: 8,326 - Follows: 3,467 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Intelligence by Mister Cynical reviews
Sometimes the people you're supposed to trust are the ones you shouldn't and the people you shouldn't trust are the only ones who want to see you live.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,254 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 11,848 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Detective Ikari by Mister Cynical reviews
He never wanted to go back to Japan. Funny how fate has a habit of kicking you in the balls. Now he's back, if only temporarilly. Can Japan and NERV survive the return of Ikari?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,483 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Vietnam by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 435 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Lycanthrope 2: The Prophecy by Mister Cynical reviews
All Shinji wanted to do after saving the world was relax, but some people won't let a sleeping dog lay. Prepare to cheer for the lunatics all over again. After many adventures, the end draws near. recompleted
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Lycanthrope by Mister Cynical reviews
Shinji Ikari is attacked while walking home one night. This single action will change the world. (complete)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,260 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 368 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete