The Dirty Sisterz
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Joined 05-12-07, id: 1277147, Profile Updated: 12-02-07
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello there.

We are two writers. We're not biologically sisters, nor are we unclean. Only our minds are.

We are just wicked awesome friends basically.

Something that could describe us?

Let's see, how about this: "two bored teens into writing senseless random stories with all the wrong pairings."

We think that sums it up quite nicely. We're entertained by our stories and our hope is that you will be too.

Having said that, please review our maniacal snippets of humour and we will reward you with continuing along with our writing!!

Give us feedback and we'll give you a crumpet! Or a pickle. Whichever you prefer.

Somewhat sincerely,

The Dirty Sisterz.

Our Works of Glory:

Tabby Cat~ This was our first story. It was meant to entertain mostly us; when we decided to post it for some random reason. So it's not supposed to be a work of literature art or anything. Just putting that out there. Complete.

Dirty Detention~ A nauseatingly funny story told from Harry's POV during his infamous detentions. We laughed so hard while writing it! This story is our fav so far. Complete.

Dance Classes~ Ron goes through much cussing and "bloody hells" when a strange suitor decides she MUST have him. We've hit a bit of a road block, you could say. Like the kind where roadkill is involved. BUT NEVER FEAR! Another chapter will be up before you know it! Message us what YOU would like to happen! We just might incorporate it!

Night with the Custodian~ Possibly even more hilariously disturbing than "Dirty Detention." Stolen hours in the deserted astronomy tower with a quite underused pair... A certain eavesdropper is intent on trying to continue her intricate plotting... And innocent minds are left to wonder. The most fantastic thing about this ficlet is that we never once strayed from implementing the best double meanings with our words! Complete.

An Exclusive Interview~ A jealous friend vying for the attention for once. And he wants it to be as scandalous as possible. Heheh, this one is currently in production... another unlikely couple shall await you.

Happy reading~

And remember, humor is totally the best high out there. Next to Coca Cola and Pixie Sticks.

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Night with the Custodian reviews
It's easier when you have an apprentice to help you out. Some explicitish content. Pretty sexy. :D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Argus F. - Complete
Dance Classes reviews
It's hard to adjust to someone with a makeover right? Then it must be twice as bad when the makeover hasn't exactly turned out 'successful' And...when the person is SEVERAL years older than you...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ron W., Minerva M.
Dirty Detention reviews
Ever wonder what REALLY happened at those DTs that Harry had with Umbridge? Well here's a detailed account of what wasn't in the book. Much implied content. Thanks for reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Dolores U., Harry P. - Complete
Tabby Cat reviews
When they say opposites attract, they're right. Take Ron and Minerva for example. Do they ever get it to find out eh? This was the first thing we posted, and was really supposed to be just a stupid laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Minerva M., Ron W. - Complete