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Hola!! You have seemed to be lost because I currently have no stories (wayyyy to lazy :D) You may refer to me as Reggie and welcome to my gracious abode :D :D :D

My likes in stories are basically super strong Naruto that actually can harness the power of...LOGIC (le-gasp!!)...I also like the occasional yaoi paring(okay so I love Yullen -///- ) I also read stories with smut in them (you've been warned), and as far as you know I am 743 yrs old >:D. I also like Shugo Chara, Naruto, D Gray Man, Claymore, Vampire Knight, DN Angel, Furuba, Katekyo Hitman Reborn (aka: reborn). But I'm sure you don't really care about that.

I do actually enjoy writing it's just that I'm far too lazy to start while theres still school so most of my writing will be done over the really long breaks :D. I do have a million story ideas and if you're interested you can ask me about them (I'm here all week people) :D .

I hope you enjoy my selection of favorite stories and I hope you come back soon :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unspoken Rules by Ivoryshell reviews
Response to Things I’m not allowed to do at Hogwarts Challenge, one-shot collections of Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,070 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Law of Love by GraceAbbene reviews
Hermione is living a semi-normal life as a healer after the war. Well as normal as her life could be, until one day she finds out she's not really a Granger. She has a lot to adjust to & then the Minister passes a marriage law! Will she find love in something she was forced into? EDITED AND EPILOGUE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,304 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 4/25/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Once Fallen by HG Rising reviews
Second Chances. Hermione doesn't need it, someone begs to differ. Draco's in desperate need of just one, though is a kiss really necessary? Throw in a literal meddling angel, teachers plotting, and some double-stitched tapestry. One's fate isn't as tightly woven as one would think... Fate is never wrong, or at least it hasn't admitted to anything yet. Not your typical HB/HG setup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,226 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It Started with a Pair of Yellow Pumps by Drowning.Octopus reviews
Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Little Blue Riding Hood by Xaphrin reviews
When Mumbo attacks Speedy and Raven, they find themselves in the middle of the oddest fairy tale ever. With companions like the redheaded Rapunzle, the super-fast gingerbread man, and the little mer-man, how could this tale get any weirder?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,270 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Raven, Speedy
Good girls have some naughty toys by KrystyWroth reviews
Draco tries to blackmail Hermione. You think he'd learn. She has been named the smartest witch in their year. But does he learn? No...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,677 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One Thing Leads to Another by katergator reviews
One thing leads to another when Starfire and Raven attend a lingerie party and Robin gets a surprise view of Starfire's new undergarment. StarxRob and RaexBB full summary inside
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 311,689 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Summoner by Myrddin Ignis Magus THE FINAL reviews
Discontinued! Now: User of the Lost Art under my main account, Myrddin Ignis Magus. Link on profile, and it is much improved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten, Temari, Naruko U.
Letters From NiiSan by Katie.Madison reviews
"Dear foolish, ignorant, adorable, insufferable, handsome, Otouto, Open yourself up to new possibilities, ask for forgiveness, accept thanks, smile brightly, laugh whole-heartedly, and find the people who truly know you, but still love you and never, ever let them go... But most importantly, my little Otouto, eat tomatoes." SasuXNaruXSasu!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,802 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Quality Time by BlueTitan reviews
Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 223,882 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Enchanted by OnceUponALegend reviews
She intrigued him. She was darkness, and yet light burned with a desperate fervor in her soul. He was mysterious and forbidden, and everything true love should be. And then she saw his face.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,345 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Raven, Red-X
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 3,353 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing In The Rain by voldyismyfather reviews
I have rewritten the current chapters! As I wasn't happy with how some of it was written. Every girl wants to be kissed in the rain or so the saying goes. Hermione loves the rain, and secretly wishes to be kissed by her secret crush. Draco loves the rain, he wants to dance in the rain with that special girl he cant keep off his mind. Can a down pour of rain change everyhthing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Handicapped Love by valkyrievamp289 reviews
What happens when a samurai loses his hands? With both arms paralyzed, Kanda has no choice but to surrender to the excessive care of a certain Allen Walker. YULLEN.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,734 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Travesty of Human Fallibility by evizyt reviews
"You do that for a lot of men, Granger?" He spat, his eyes glittering dangerously. "Return favors?" Irrationality was rising in her like a tide. The street was empty... Anything could happen. HDr. SEQUEL UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,701 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oh My Veela! by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Kind of Magic by Rizember reviews
Sex magic is the most powerful and most addictive kind of magic there is. But Sasuke, that repressed emo bastard, just keeps trying to get rid of the hot blond genie. And his goat. Sasunaru, yaoi, humour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
That Which Is White by whenfangirlsattack reviews
On a calm and sunny day in the Black Order, everything seems to be going great, until Allen makes one grave mistake, a mistake that will reverberate through the world for ages to come. That's right, Allen Walker ran his hand through his hair. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,072 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Now They Will Know by thenotsoawesomeone reviews
Will things change now that everybody else will finally learn the truth about Miss Hermione Gra - should I still call her Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,293 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Default by Dark Angel Kaos reviews
An accidental meeting in the hot springs now an encounter at school? What’s pulling the freshman Allen and the senior Kanda together? Is it love or just a really strong killing intent? And what do they have to do with the increase in monster attack?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,844 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Perfection Is Meant For Dolls by Hitoko-sama reviews
Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? SasuNaru Non-consensual SaiNaru...Gore and other bad things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sai - Complete
Murse by Gussie Manlove reviews
When Konoha Hospital hires a new nurse, Sasuke has never found himself wanting to teach an anatomy class so badly! SasuNaru, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Alive like Me by Stellata reviews
When her soul is flung from her body by a misspoken curse, she is forced to take up residence in a new body. Well, this life couldn't be any harder than her last... right? Wrong. Welcome to the life of Hermione Granger. Reworking of Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,876 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L., Harry P., Susan B.
From Dig to Digs by GreenEyedVixen reviews
Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,278 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione Granger and the Den of Maleficence by Monica0510 reviews
Hermione might not be a Slytherin, but she's out-Slytherined the Malfoys and now as a consequence she's found herself sharing a flat with a new group of friends she hadn't bargained on and some new and old issues to deal with. Currently HG/RW later HG/BZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Dance We Do by Jordannnn reviews
Ron makes the mistake of cheating on Hermione. A new class is introduce along with the prospect of revenge. Funny who's arms you fall into when you are being vengeful. DM/HG redone story off an old account.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,427 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Defending Granger by IwishIwasASlytherin reviews
Does a witch like Hermione Granger really need defending! Pleas R&R...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Til Death Do Us Part by Totentanz reviews
A Voodoo Queen forces Beast Boy and Raven into Holy Matrimony, without the help of the other Titans they must coexist or risk losing their powers forever...will they be able to make their marriage work or is this truly a Match made in Hell? BBxRae!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,471 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
A Recipe For Disaster by Nymphicus reviews
Of course, Draco and Hermione have to become Head Girl and Boy but can they put aside their differences and live together peacefully? Nope! Read for concussion inducing laughs! re-vamped and changed to T with a better title! Read Me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
St Mungo's Anatomy by Friendorfoesnape reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Not Deathly Hallows compliant. Draco and Hermione work side by side in St. Mungo's. Lots of pure Draco/Hermione banter. Draco/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Luna/Blaise, and who knows maybe more.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,682 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Wilted Rose and Muddy Blood: A Dramione Fic by Raptor-Elephant reviews
Lavender Brown makes a bet with Hermione that she can't win over the Slytherin Prince in a month. Hermione wonders why she agreed... she could never stand a chance of winning, right? Rated for minor adult themes and language. R&R. COMPLETE... FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,001 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ever After by oni-hime-san reviews
Happily ever after's are usually found at the end of a fairytale and rarely at the heart.With lies,betrayal,and hatred,will Naruto and Sasuke ever be able to restore things to normal?With pastlives & abroken family.Will love win in the end or will it wilt
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,560 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh My God! by XPlainJaneX reviews
Oh, the bloody Gryffindors could never get anything right. Maybe he would sit her down and explain exactly what you did when you walk in on your boyfriend cheating… I'm going to need rope and a sharp knife and what's that muggle stuff called again…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Being a Yakuza's Bride by Lilbakasaru reviews
Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,763 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Children of the Cloud by JayTang reviews
Kumo's kidnapping attempt is successful... but Naruto is kidnapped as well. How will things turn out when they decide to return to the village of their birth? NaruHina. Strong, semi-cold Naruto; Strong, Bold Hinata. M for lemons and gore. 18 only, please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To Love Thee Veela by Starmoongoddess reviews
Veelas have amazing advantages to find their mate. Once they find their mate, they can not live without them. But all Draco wants the most is Hermione's love...Post Deathly Hallows ignoring the epilogue. UPDATED! Woot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Four Seasons by Rizember reviews
I never wanted to be a Season... When chosen, my joyous reaction: "Aw, crap." said it all. Humor, Drama, Supernatural...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Drops of Amour by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Hermione has bigger problems than war after an accident in Potions douses Draco in Amortentia. How will she handle the sickeningly nice Malfoy? Can she continue hating him until he comes back to his senses? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,720 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
FARCE: Friends and Relations Common Examination by Astonia reviews
“If there’s anything you want, I’ll do it.” said Allen, defeated. “But I don’t do sex, if that’s what you want.” Kanda x Allen - 7 days of cooperation or 17 days of cohabiting on some god-forsaken island.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Distract Me by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke is dragged on holiday with his parents and irritating bastard of an older brother. He's all set up to be a miserable sod all holiday when a watersports instructor jumps in and serves as an interesting distraction. NARUSASU AU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hogwarts PreSchool by From Spark to Flame reviews
/“The name Hogwarts do not sound per-pret-presi-honored. It sound like a yucky flu that makes your hair fall out.” Draco’s response sent both his parents into fits of laughter."/ Draco and the other characters are in preschool! AU DMHG, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Grâce au Malfoys by romulus lupin reviews
Inspired by broomstick flyer's "Thanks to the Malfoys" but with a twist. A naked Ron wakes up spooned against a naked Hermione. What happened? Why are the Malfoys ROTFLOL? Some Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,379 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Spell Check by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Hermione spends some time at the Burrow and takes a job at Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Oh the possibilities! Post DH with some adjustments and definite spoilers. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,230 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Sugar Free by conspiredfate reviews
After Tiedoll's funeral, Kanda expects his life to go on normally. And then he meets Allen Walker. AU, Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,964 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Please Don't Print That by SnowWhiteQuill reviews
Involving Hermione Granger being Draco Malfoy's "mistress," the many blunders of the Wizarding press and media, and general wit and hilarity. Loose response to CHALLENGE. DM/HG, HP/GW, BZ/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Give and Take by Hane no Zaia reviews
HIATUS. It starts off a bit angsty at Christmas, starts cracking, continues through Easter and ends with madness. Games, Tyki infiltrating HQ dressed up as Santa, deaged zombies, Allen playing around with voodoo... and Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,720 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Behind the Mask by Dizzykat reviews
“You chose Weasley over me,” He spat in her ear, every syllable making her cringe. “This is the life you chose for yourself. I didn’t choose this for you.” Hermione looked up into those stormy grey eyes, loathing them. DMHG, Sequel to "Truth or Dare"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How To Win A Witch by lilmissmadhatter reviews
The war against Voldemort is finally over and Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts to finish their seventh year. They know things have changed, but none of them would have ever guessed what these changes will bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,242 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Teacher's Restrictions by barbie.kim reviews
Allen's eager to start off his sophomore year well. But what happens when he meets his math teacher who likes cursing in every other sentence? KandaxAllen AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
All You've Got by Syolie reviews
AU The Millennium Company has a new star on the rise and so do The Black Order Organisation and we all know that the right publicity is what makes the celebrity, Yullen, Lucky, RoLi !Hiatus!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Mind Games? by Green Flames reviews
NEW CHAPTER!Always knew you wanted to read my thoughts, Granger.' 'Why yes Malfoy I'm just dying having your thoughts in my head.' What do you get when two enemies are able read each others thoughts. AU & OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,152 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Snowflake by Scarletfire.z reviews
AU They thought it was going to be an ordinary ski trip. But when Allen and Lenalee met their ski instructors, it went from fine to just too fine. Slight Yullen, LaviLena
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,688 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
How Doth The Little Gryffindor? by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
A Pottery-twist on the classic Through The Looking Glass, for -The Danger Pony-'s Alice in Wonderland challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Right Way To Ridicule by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
Draco Malfoy finds that Hermione Granger is terribly difficult to get a reaction out of, so he tries something new. Fluffy lil' one-shot. DM/HG, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Be A Parent by Slytherin's Baby Girl reviews
The seventh year students have to complete a course, but not just any course one that will test the Purebloods and bring couples closer together. Will the houses unite, or will all the hard work crumble? Will truces be made? Or will enemies collide? DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,077 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cloudy Apocalypse from Over the Rainbow by From Spark to Flame reviews
As Hermione knelt over and picked up the book, cracking the spine open to a well worn page, she had a feeling that the usual would become unusual and the unusual would become usual. DMHG. prompt: clouds, apocalypse, over the rainbow. 1/29-2/5
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Rizember reviews
Waging war is SERIOUS business...except when the gods get bored and decide to interfere... Humor, supernatural, drama...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Hunt for Blue September by HarryandHermionesLoveChild reviews
Previously Potters World. A prophecy has been foretold surrounding a being that is referred to only as the Blue September, and the new Dark Lord will do whatever it takes to get his hands on it...whatever it may be. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,378 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione's One Weakness by InsufferableKnowItAll61093 reviews
Hermione is surprisingly having problems in Arithmancy. Draco is forced to help her. What will blossom from being in so close a proximity between these two opposite personalities? Or are they more alike than they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Littlest Things by applythepressure reviews
Draco and Hermione hate each other. A lot. Enemies since day one, how will they cope with living in the Head BoyHead Girl suite? Perhaps their feelings toward each other will change. Perhaps not. Or will they kill each other first before finding out? [A]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,389 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cœur d'un Lâche by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
Hermione Granger appears to be, in fact, so witty that she has provoked Draco Malfoy himself into questioning those few things he life he'd once thought certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,051 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Moments Of Love by Indyanna reviews
50 Phrases Challenge. Dramione. '"You look like a banana," I say, hoping she'll go change.' Rating to be safe. Was titled 'Banana Dress'. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggling It by Fiji Mermaid reviews
In the magical world, “Muggling It” is now en vogue. Join us in the suburbs as wizards and witches experience domestic tranquility sans magique. Washing the dishes never looked so...complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,709 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Irresistible Charm of Draco Malfoy by Dawrnit reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks he is the personification of sex. Too bad Theodore Nott and Blaise Zabini don't agree. When his charm is doubted, he rises to the challenge: Hermione Granger, new instructor of Baby Class. But he challenges them as well. Chaos ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Slip of the Tongue by YelsaewRevol reviews
Ron is getting married to someone who isn't Hermione. How does she deal? And with whom?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Seduction Secrets by The Last Sith Apprentice reviews
Ron goes home early, because he's pretty drunk, which leaves a lustful Hermione alone with Harry. Does Hermione have it in her to seduce Harry, or does she do things the old-fashioned bookworm way? Tell me what you think by hitting the review button!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,763 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Turning Time by The Last Sith Apprentice reviews
Well, you've all probably seen many stories like this... Harry going back in time to change everything... R/G/Molly bashing. Please review! It really motivates me to update faster---
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,317 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ugly by BadHarlot reviews
Caught in the act of unintentional suicide by Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy must come to terms that he isn't alone anymore. Can Hermione snog some sense into him? Or better yet, a hand-job to happiness? M/F, language, sexual content, self-injury.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,654 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
After 'I never' by writer xjx reviews
A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
three AM by Proof of Repair reviews
Phone calls this early in the morning are never a good thing, Kanda discovers. Especially when the person calling is a crackpot hell bent on immortalizing himself before graduation. KandaLavi, high school AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
A Kiss With The Ferret by davestridersjunk reviews
Not wanting to be left out, Hermione tries to get over her fear of heights by flying on her broom, which turns out unsuccesful. However, when a certain Slytherin comes along they form a deal: A Flying Lesson for a Kiss. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We're WHAT! by sensei-girl reviews
So what are you saying? That because of some stupid spell we're married!". "that's about it Granger"? Malfoy smirked and continued, "and if our lives couldn't be any worse the spell wouldn't have taken effect unless we were soul mates". "We're What!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,526 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Confined Again Are We? by iluv2dance reviews
Draco and Hermione ensue a battle wills once again but will being trapped in a closet change everything? Read and find out. Second piece again not massively long but longer than the last. Is complete but always open to ideas!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
D Pickup lines by Scarlett Rhapsody reviews
What happenes when Allen suddently starts splurting really bad pick-up lines involuntarily? - Komui's experiments, of course! My first fanfic! CRACK, tidbit a' Yullen,rated T especially for awful,horrible language and verbal sexual harassment. Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Castle of Cake by Fire Magus reviews
Draco is plagued by naughty dreams of Hermione; Hermione must find the missing stepfather of Blaise; Blaise forces Draco to help him run a bakery; Lucius throws a tea party; and something smells fishy. Literally and metaphorically. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One Drunken Night by LoVeDoNtHaTe reviews
Hermione Granger spends one drunken night with her former enemy and current coworker, and attempts to avoid dealing with the consequences...somehow. JK Rowling owns the characters and the setting! Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Perfect Life by myman-harry526 reviews
Hermione Granger thought she had the perfect life. At 22 she was a Head Healer at St. Mungo's and was sharing a flat with her two best friends Ron Weasley and Harry Potter. She never thought that she could be this happy. That was all about to change soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Damn you komui! by like you never had wings23 reviews
What will Allen do when his room is distroyed by komuis latest exparaments? AND now he's stuck with an angry Kanda! Whats poor Allen to do? My first Fiction.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,974 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Humerus is Not Just a Bone by OneSmartCookie reviews
A collection of quotes used in the everyday lives of the trio and Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ruby Skies and Emerald Oceans by tuneless.melody reviews
Hermione Granger is 21 years old and happy until her boyfriend Ron Weasley cheats on her and they break up. To get revenge she comes up with a plan which involves a poor soul playing her fake boyfriend. Of course, she doubted that Draco Malfoy had a soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Talk Back by blacksta1n reviews
our favourite dgm trio, layual, are the host of a talk back radio station. but it takes only one outta-whack phone call to turn this station into more than just entertainment. eventual yullen. humorous i hope
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,912 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Matchmaker by kitsun3kidd reviews
A certain red-headed and aloof Exorcist decides to give his two friends a push, more like shove, towards each other. Why? Because it's fun. AllenxKanda, and maybe hints of other pairings later.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Head Couple by Elle Seren reviews
Draco Malfoy helped the Order during the war and now there back at school with a catch -he and Hermione are the Heads! Will they kill each other or find out love can strangely be mistaken for loathing? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,992 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by KPtheMoviesaholic reviews
They say there are no secrets in this world. But with Draco Malfoy, love is doubly classified. DracoXHermione. Warning: Concerning a drunk Hermione and an extremely irked Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Hogwartsette by TowerMage reviews
Hermione Granger has left Ronald Weasley. Now she gets her choice of twenty five eligible bachelor wizards. Based off of various romance shows, this is guaranteed to be a smash hit! The cameras are always rolling, so we rate it M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Hermione's 50 First Dates by o0DreamWeaver0o reviews
Imagine Draco as a plumber, nanny, garbage collector and clown. Can you do it? ::Dramione Love::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,303 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Never: A DGrayMan Drinking Game by Razeasha reviews
The exorcists are rained in and pass their time in a pub playing a drinking game called "I Never." There aren't really any pairings...This is just a little fic I threw together. Please R&R! SIXTH part up due to reviews! Thank you!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
The Incredible You by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Hello, Professor Malfoy by kawaii-xx reviews
Hermione needs help in learning the art of...sex. Who better to teach her than Draco? Who knew learning could be fun with Draco Malfoy as their teacher? I definitely knew. :D rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Testosterone by wills21 reviews
Hermione, Harry , Ron, and Draco are stuck in a room. Together. How will they get out? Will Hermione survive the unusually high levels of testosterone? How will Hermione react to Draco's revelation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Seduction of the Fittest by xxShadowDragon2xx reviews
The Golden Trio have defeated Voldemort. Draco has decided that he wants Hermione, and nothing stops a Malfoy. postwar and postHogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6676 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
About a Boy and a Girl by burplenurples reviews
Who would've thought that Draco was not an only child? Exactly. No one did. The same went for Hermione. But everything changes when she has a chance encounter with a small boy in the park one summer day. DMHG. Full summary in Ch1. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,413 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Reluctant by TakingBackSunday reviews
“I’m wearing my Slytherin knickers.” She offered feebly. “I’ll be able to spot those easily during the match.” Granger, she’s Malfoy’s. This is their forbidden affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Game by Manda0610 reviews
Draco didn't plan on it. It was supposed to be a one time thing...just a game with Granger's head. Until she won. Now it's a war of wits and lips. You bring the Corona, I got the lime! DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,629 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Senses by EvryflvrLisha reviews
His scent and his body drive Hermione wild. Her body and her touch drive Draco wild. Will they be able to put loathing aside along for their senses to take control?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Deductive Reasoning by C'est Elise reviews
Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like if there weren't so many... idiotic prats? If some of the most important characters had a little deductive reasoning or some critical thinking skills?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dear BaKanda by winegoldsayuri reviews
Allen writes a secret letter to Kanda proclaiming everything he hates about the stubborn samurai boy...and lets his dirty mouth roam free. Beware of randomness, slightly hinted Yullen and probably bloodthirsty Kanda's after this xD Kanda's response UP!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Dear Komui by Linnya reviews
Kanda's short yet honest answer to winegoldsayuri's "Dear BaKanda". May contain tiny hints of, erm, violence. 8D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Not your Momma by Pup-Ashbless reviews
Link is informed of Allen’s latest epiphany. Kind of crack.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Howard Link, Allen Walker - Complete
Sly Hearts by phoenixtears07 reviews
In hindsight, Komui had to admit that spiking Kanda's soba might not have been a good plan in the first place. Yullen ON HIATUS!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Sweet Dreams by inure reviews
Au. In an unlikely event with disastrous results, Neville accidentally turns Draco into Sleeping Beauty. Oh dear. Just when Hermione was starting to think her sixth year at Hogwarts would be normal... DMHGBZ, Dramione. Warning - Some light slash EMRWTN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,622 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ah, Easter by Sora Ryuuzaki reviews
Easter in the Order isn’t fun if your name is Yuu Kanda. Between stuffing eggs and fake grass, he finds an unexpected comrade in the fight against the big, fat bunny. Hopefully funny; Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
What the Hell is This? by Sora Ryuuzaki reviews
When Kanda makes a verbal jab at Allen for being too nice, Allen takes on an informal challenge—to be a bad boy for a day. What do you know? He does a pretty good job, and it looks like Kanda can’t handle it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Messing with the dentist can cost you your life by lordvio reviews
Kanda has a tooth ache for the first time in his life. The logical actions? Go to a dentist, of course! Too bad the dentist is a kid...AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Question is Do You Want to Dance? by erinpotter14 reviews
Harry realizes that Dumbledore isn't all he seems and goes to the one person who understands the most. Hermione. And so proceeds a year when things change, loyalties are tested, and the students at Hogwarts see dancing that they have never seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Secrets Don't Come Cheap by Paris Catacombs reviews
Allen discovers Kanda's dirty secret on a mission. What does Allen want in order to keep words from spreading?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
The Game by Akara Aryam Akanoma reviews
What happens when Allen and Kanda get an envelope inviding them to play a game? It quickly turns deadly and they are forced to work together to solve out thw person who is toying with them. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
That's What He Said by Sora Ryuuzaki reviews
Lavi drags Allen into the Twist game, who, in turn, attempts to drag Kanda into it, too. Implied-ish Yullen, oneshot, lots of innuendos, and hopefully funny. T for aforementioned innuendos.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Those Handcuffs Aren't Mine by xXKanpekiXx reviews
Lavi makes an interesting discovery. Suggested Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
A Somewhat Happy New Year by DnKS-giRLs reviews
a somewhat KandaAllen crack fic. It was New Year's Eve and Allen Walker was stuck in the infirmary due to some--please don't laugh, gentlemen--chickenpox. Worse still, his roommate happened to be Kanda Yuu who was high on diazepam.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,170 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Perfectly in Tune by Chronologic reviews
Kanda is a violinist; Allen is a pianist. With their own hopes, they enter a top-notch musical academy – Black Order Academy. One of their first assignments is to play as a duet, and that’s when everything begins to fall into line. AU Yullen!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Jealousy by Pho3niX reviews
The boys are out to seduce their little witch. Hermione Granger belongs to them, whether she knows it or not, and Draco and Blaise don't like to share. DMHGBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Fever Fever by Setsuna.XIII reviews
Just exactly how hard it was to look after a sick kid? Simple task, right? WRONG! For me, Kanda Yu, it was moronic and I couldn’t do anything about it since it was -apparently and partially- my fault that the stupid moyashi got a serious fever.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Ace of Cakes by conspiredfate reviews
Meet Kanda and Allen: two of the best in the cake business. When a competition throws them together, can they work together to win, and possibly work out their feelings at the same time? AU, Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,210 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Candy Canes by Chronologic reviews
Kanda hates candy canes, but Allen's love for candy canes ends up getting the better of Kanda's hatred- after all, love triumphs over everything. Implied Yullen. One-shot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Kanda Yuu Is Coming To Town by ForForever reviews
Kanda Yuu is coming to town. He sees Allen when he's sleeping. He knows when Allen's stripping. He wants him to be bad not good. So be naughty for goodness sake!" A different version of 'Santa Claus is Coming To Town'. Singable :D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Make it Last by Novelist Pup reviews
Seven stories for Yullen Week. Seventh, Foreign theme. "Allen didn't see the problem. Even if it was a meal of the...bug variety, it was still quite delicious. Kanda was such a wimp at the most peculiar times."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
All Your Fault by the27 reviews
Allen wonders why Kanda likes soba so much. So he decides to try the dish out for himself. YULLEN WEEK ENTRY. Theme: “Soba”
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
System Malfunction by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:KandaxAllen:. Komui's insane inventions go out of control again with the introduction of yet another Komurin. However, this one gets a little too close to Allen, closer than the jealous Kanda's willing to allow...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Hit and Miss by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:KandaxAllen:. Allen was too good at this game and Kanda just wasn't going to stand for it. Not that he could... with what Allen was doing to him...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Tangled Up in Yuu by Freaking Cage reviews
It is well known that Allen and Kanda tend to be competitive with each other...and just how far will they take things? Yullen Week submission #2: Battle.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Kanda's Birthday by Litchi Akatsuki reviews
Oneshot. It's Kanda's birthday...what will our dear Allen do? Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
In Distress by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:KandaxAllen:. “Did... he just call you Soba Man? You're not secretly a superhero are you, Kanda?” Oh... Allen was going to have fun with this one...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
CPR by FingerLickingGood reviews
The beginning of the day was just starting and Kanda found himself unwillingly dragged out by Komui from his bedroom, down the hallway, passing the cafeteria and the training room before reaching the medical room.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Hairbrained Ideas by ToxiicxNitemare reviews
Allen and Kanda get a little to into a fight and the two just won't let the little mishap go! Deciding it was time to for revenge, the two decide to go after what the other prizes the most: their hair!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Speculate by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Kanda's Room by N.A.Given reviews
No one has ever been allowed into Kanda’s room. But when he’s away on a mission, Lavi decides to drag an unwilling Allen to break in and tour the place. Hinted YULLEN. For Contest.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Out of Touch by Novelist Pup reviews
Lavi's room...in all of it's disorderly, newspaper-filled glory. "It's a history book, just without the book." :For Momosportif and Sarahfreak's contest:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Rapunzel by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
S U R V I V O R by Drakulya reviews
AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
Coffee without the Cream by Novelist Pup reviews
AU Kanda likes his coffee, and Allen likes him. not yaoi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
101 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by phix27 reviews
101 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts anymore! Some are funny, some are... let's go with weird, shall we? Chapter 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Slytherin Wars by snow winter reviews
DM/HG/BZ. "May the best man win her then." Blaise said. "Oh thank you, I definitely will." Draco sneered. The world's turned upsidedown when two Slytherins are discovered liking a Gryffindor! Oh no!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 497 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Veelan by Oro4 reviews
It started off with one bite... and ended up more he imagined. Draco finds Hermione to be his mate and marks her, but what else happens after that? Why does a certain newly made veela have more than one mate? Will everyone get along? DmHgHp NOT A CIRCLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,674 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Century by Heptagon reviews
Old love doesn't rust. But what about old revenge? Hermione knows how to be patient.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Someday We'll Know by Monica121 reviews
Repost. She feel in fell in love with the imfamous prankster, and he broke her heart. Now she's back, and he'll do anything to get her to forgive him. Is she determind to let him go? xCurrently being rewritten, sorry for the delayx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,647 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Trip of a Lifetime by TraptyetfreE reviews
When the freshly graduated Ron, Harry, and Hermione, along with the Double Trouble team Fred and George, embark on a backpacking trip around Europe, adventure, humor, panic, and a good dose of general chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - George W., Hermione G.
Who Do You Think You Are? by Got2bMione reviews
(used to be Ms. Granger) OliverHermione: Will they manage to stop themselves from falling in love when they're pulled together by the entire staff, student body, and their hearts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,221 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
I hate to love you by xXxsparklexXx reviews
When Hermione is tempted by Ginny to try a whole new look, inspired by 'Glamour' magazine, she gets a lot more attention. But when the new Head Boy sees her, he finds it hard to resist the temptation of flirting with her... But will Hermione resits? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Fast Lane by Faith and Grace reviews
Oliver Wood isforced to take a break from playing pro Quidditch after shattering his arm and shoulder. Frustrated and angry, Wood reluctantly returns to Hogwarts as an instructor until he recovers and finally meets someone whom can heal his broken past. O
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,214 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twilight Gone Wrong reviews
What happens when Bella's lust for cash overcomes her lust for Edward? Find out in this thrilling tale of Twilight...gone wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella