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Joined 05-12-07, id: 1277302, Profile Updated: 07-12-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sonic the Hedgehog, Dead or Alive, Mario, and Super Smash Brothers.

Hi, this is SniperRed, or Red for short. I like writing funny stories. I'm a pretty nice guy, but if you piss me off, your future will be short. Also, I like it when people comment on my stories, so please do.

NOTE* If you want, you can RP with me by sending your OC to my Highschool of the Dead forum.

Real Name- I don't care how many freakin' times you ask me, I'M NOT TELLING!! It's starts with a "J", and that's all you're gettin'!

Sex- Yes, Please!! XD Just kidding! I'm male, and quiet a crazy one too.

Current Age- 23

Likes: Anime, cute girls, reading fanfiction, guns, cussing, shoujo-ai/yuri, video games, music (rock mostly, drawing, Mickie James, lesbians, cheese cake

Hates: Racism, Femenazis, Flamers, Justin Bieber fans, Sonic '06, Emos, Sasuke Uchiha, stupid people, Twilight, Jack Thompson, rapist, pedophiles, P.E.T.A.

Here's a little warning for you retarded flamers out there. If you flame me, for some stupid reason or whatever, I will personally hunt you down and shove a grenade up your bum. I am serious. Constructive critisism is accepted.

Favorite Animes- Sailor Moon, Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, HOTD, Puni Puni Poemy, Excel Saga, Love Hina, Naruto, Inu-Yasha

I may not be the best writer in the world, but I try my best to make stories that you will enjoy.

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Happy Birthday by BBPanda reviews
I wrote this story, starting it at 12 p.m. and finishing it around 9 p.m. on July 8th for my best friend Brandi. It was her birthday yesterday and I wrote this gem for her. She loved it. Now I bring it to you. Summary: It's Damien's 18th birthday! And Pip has a /very/ nice surprise for him ;o)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
My 'true' love by Aria Veritro reviews
Sequel to First 'real' kiss. Naru was angry that Keitaro prefer Haruka over her. As she was about to confront him, Kitsune stopped her and making her realize what she wanted the most. OCC yuri warning.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Naru N., Mitsune K. - Complete
The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation by N64 Chick reviews
Weird things can happen when Mario and the gang take a vacation.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Complete
Things Not To Do In Arkham City by GhostAuthor reviews
These are the rules Strange should have given the new inmates of Arkham City.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Pinkie Pie learns a new word by kickass222urmom reviews
Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck. How will she use this new word? Let's find out.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Voyeur Tails by JEWTzilla reviews
(1shot) Tails gets himself locked in a school locker, Knuckles appears to be his only hope. But wait, what's Silver doing here? HIGHLY graphic Adult Stuff. Knuxilver KnucklesxSilver
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Tails, Knuckles - Complete
Lace Underwear And Promotions! : Sakura x Ino by Jannasaur reviews
Sakura is in desperate need of a promotion & it isn't easy when Ino is your boss. Can Sakura persuade Ino to rank her higher? AU Oneshot Rated M for SakuIno, Yuri, Lemons, Smut, PWP and Oral Sex
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Best Accident Ever by lizzybee82 reviews
Tenten and Ino have a bit of an accident in the girls' locker room and it evolves into so much more. High school fic, PWP, M for a reason, and Yuri lemon! Don't like, don't read! Now a two shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Tenten, Ino Y. - Complete
Little Screamer by Korean Otaku
A TemarixOC story...WARNING: YURI, FOREPLAY, BELTING, ORAL, FINGERING, LEMON, DomTemari. pwp Porn without plot First lemon, but I think it is well writen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Temari - Complete
In The Restroom by lizzybee82 reviews
Sakura and Ino make love in a public restroom. Yuri, lesbian love, pure lemon and PWP. High school fic so extreme OOC-ness. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Imprisoned by Kianna Sheen reviews
Temari has 5 slaves: Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Tayuya, and Kin, in which she uses them for her pleasure. LEMON, YURI, RAPE-ISH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Temari, Hinata H.
My Personal Hell by Saiyagurl87 reviews
The dark rising of Sailor Moon. Sere/Dare pairing
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Waluigi's Warriors by Gustauve-Drakenhime reviews
Follow the nefarious exploits of Waluigi and his team as they shoot for a chance at the Strikes Cup! This is the manifestation of all the meandering thoughts, scornful whimsies, and bits and pieces of humur that I find while playing Mario Strikers Charged
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Waluigi
Hitomi's Awakening by Imperial Outcast reviews
THE WAIT IS OVER! Hitomi awakens to her sexuality and enters a world of sex involving all DOA characters in various erotic situations. Warning: Strong graphic sexual content mostly involving F/F and some M/F situations. CHAPTER TWO NOW UP!
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008
Yaoi, Flamers, and I by MiyonUchiha reviews
Drabble! [NaruSasuNaru. SLIGHT CRACKFIC QUALITIES. Slight Language]: Naruto discovered people flaming SasuNaruSasu on fanfictiondotnet! Only one person can compete with equal rudeness to the flamers. No one insults an Uchiha, gay or straight!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mamoru Must Die! by Baka Gaijin30 reviews
Repost. There are a lot of fans out there of the Rei and Usagi pairing. There's just one problem... Mamoru. A series of omake in which Mamoru Must Die!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Happiness doesn't last forever Sakura by Kamen Rider Decade Complete reviews
Naruto leave the village heart broken, Sakura realizes she loves Naruto and goes out to look for him. Pairing NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Street Fighter: Sakura Annoys The Hell Out Of M Bison Remastered by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2016. The hyperactive Sakura you all now and love from my first street fighter fic is back to annoy M. Bison to the max! How will the Shadaloo gang handle the sweet yet destructive street fighter? Rated T for language and crude humor.
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - M. Bison/Vega (Dictator), Sakura - Complete
World Domination by Anime Rebirth reviews
Good Lord, The Bonkuras come up with a doozy this time o
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Relationships Of Many by PrinnyOfTheYear reviews
Chapter 8 is up! Kaorin finds out about Yomi and Sakaki...not good! Cleaning up the chapters a bit here and working on chapter 9! Putting a lot of thought into this one! Going on Hiatus guys. just no creative juices flowing for this story now...sorry!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006
Dead Rising: The Parody by Luna-Starr reviews
Frank West, a photojounralist with a need for a ground breaking scoop, finds himself in a mall of zombies. Too bad he didnt pack a gun. Or some common sense. Spoilers.
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
The Wooden Shack by Karl Draklord reviews
Ashley wanted to do Leon something that he want, but he don't really want to ask the president's daughter to do it. So what should he do?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Totally Sex by donki-shouben reviews
A Totally Spies sex parody! Someone’s invading people’s bodies through their back door! In the B story, the new boy rejects our sexy spies for their archrival! Comedy, action, characterization AND sex! A Totally Spies for adults!
Totally Spies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Her Name Was Jo Beth by VermillionSky reviews
TimeSplitters Future Perfect. On Sergeant Cortez's trip back in time to an old victorian house, he'd expected to be fighting zombies. Not making acquaintances with the gorgeous girl who happened to be there. Rated M for a reason! Please R&R. [OneShot]
Timesplitters - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Denial by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Crack!fic. Sort of Inuyasha x Kagome] “Well, maybe Kagome’s not really a lesbian, she just has really high standards,” Ayumi said blandly.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Hawkgirl in Wonderland by Missie2 reviews
Supervillains are one thing, but what can a Hawkgirl do when trapped in an alternate universe full of women who'd rather kiss her than kill her? Non-graphic,non-serious,fun with lesbians getting on a straight girl's nerves.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,606 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Sit girl! by RichaCo reviews
Inuyasha manages to get the prayer beads off and slips them onto Kagome! Based on a picture I saw on side 7. Rated for language and Kagome cruelty.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Like A Lesbian by Charles Xavier reviews
A little Haruka-Michiru song parody, done to the tune of Madonna's 'Like A Virgin'. (Rating changed to R, due to slight sexual content).
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune
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Palutena's Guidance: Yandere-Chan reviews
Ever wondered what if Yandere-Chan from Yandere Simulator was in Smash Bros.? What would Palutena have to say about her? Just a short story I made while I was bored.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Pit - Complete
The Night Tenten Went Crazy reviews
Tenten is tired of being a minor character and goes on a rampage!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Fistfull of Fail reviews
A poem about how much I hate the abomination known as Sonic '06. Remade.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Rudolph the gay Reindeer reviews
Tomo sings a song about Rudolph. A very disturbing song. Rated T for small amount of swearing and sexual humor.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Trashy Princess reviews
Mario rants about Peach being a filthy sleaze. I think I should change the rating, not sure. Not for Peach fans!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Mario - Complete
DOA PSAs reviews
Helpful life tips from Ayane & Kasumi. WARNING: May contain graphic violence and dirty words.
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
Sonic XXX reviews
An X rated verion of the American Sonic X theme. NOT FOR KIDS! Contains lots of swearing and sexual stuff. You have been warned.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Zakuro is so hot reviews
Minto sings about Zakuro. WARNING: Contains mild swearing and some sexual themes.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Mint A. - Complete
Azumanga Paradise reviews
Ever wanted to live in an Azumanga paradise? Parody of "Amish Paradise" by Wierd Al.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete