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Joined 05-13-07, id: 1277677, Profile Updated: 02-17-12
Author has written 23 stories for City of Heroes, Warhammer, Time Machine, Half-Life, Inheritance Cycle, Doctor Who, Twilight, and Movie X-overs.

Hello everyone! Yes, it is the fellow from fictionpress.com, here to make people laugh at various piss takes of popular works of fiction, and occasionally read rip roaring adventure stories.

I would reccomend reading my comedies (The Adventures of Brom and Jeod and The Fantabulous Team Fortress Adventure) whilst listening to I'll Walk the Line by Johnny Cash. It somehow adds to them. It's easily available on Youtube.

About War of the Universes. The first good thing about it is the title. War of the Universes. Conveys a certain sense of carange and devestation, doesn' t it? And, as my (surprisingly) first attempt at 40k fiction, it will have everything. Battles, politics, guns, tau, a crossover, space battles (!) I don't believe that there are many war of the worlds crossovers out there, especially with the book, so this will be a rare thing. I have a certain pedigree with Wells (see Venetian Affair) and with quasi Victorian types (see me in fictionpress.) And I can make a fight scene as good as anyone, I believe. So, why shouldn't you drop by?

As a special reward for all you people waiting patiently for an update for the above story (and I really do apologise: I excuse an enormous business with exams, and writing other fics), I am going to massively increase the scale of the next battle scene. Suffice to say that it will be insanely violent, and will be waged by the T'au expeditionary force, the valiant human armies, and the fiendish martians, on land, sea, and air! Yes, air. I'll keep you guessing for that.

Anyhow, that's enough from me. Get reading gents! (And ladies, of course.)

In Novermber 2008, there will be no new updates. This is because I am doing the National Novel Writing Month. For those ignorant of this, it is an event when one writes a 50,000 word novel in one month. I am engaging in this. Wish me luck! I'll get a link in to my entry. But don't think that I have neglected this esteemed website. No, I have plans for when I get back: several stories will have chapters, and a whole new one is being planned. (Probably a parody of Vex Master's colossal warhammer 40,000 crossover.) So, it's business as usual...

Over a year later... Now, it's February 2010. Rakarskia has been removed from my profile, Comrades, because I am going to be working on it more privately.

27/03/10: Update. I am browsing around the internet, with a mind towards going off and doing some politics revision (Socialism, if anyone's interested), and what should I find on Anti Shurtugal? http://community.livejournal.com/antishurtugal/474918.html

Naturally, I am thrilled to be mentioned in this community, the forerunners of which (i.e. the ones with Epistles etc) have more or less told me how to write for the past few years. If they have any questions, ask away. And, as it seems that the person who has commented thus far said that they didn't know what was going on, they may well be coming in thick and fast. Of course, this has given me quite a kick up the backside to get going on the next chapter. Plans are being made, glossaries being updated, books being frantically flicked through for details (damn it, what was Galbatorix's symbol again?), and the leviathan will start moving.

NOTE on "On Warhammer" (30/05/10):

I have found that my brief mention of the entity known as “Darth Wong” in chapter 1 has obtained about as much comment as my attempts at humour throughout this guide. Therefore, it’s time to put a few things straight, especially as this entity, or this entity’s friends, may be reading this fic, and feeling justifiably irritated about the whole thing.

At present, I feel no hostility whatever towards this entity. I have had no especial internet contact with this entity at all, and have only encountered this entity whilst strolling around various websites. When I started this guide a long time ago, I may have done, but I can’t for the life of me remember why. Therefore, if the said Wong is reading this, I sincerely apologize, and hope that there’s been no harm done. I never intended this to become any sort of battleground between his detractors and defenders, but an amusing guide to Warhammer 40,000, involving references to various aspects of the hobby. As it was covering online stuff, I thought that I may as well include one of the fandom vs fandom people; and, for some reason, I chose Wong, because of Wong’s prominence in this field. With hindsight, I should probably have made someone up.

Similarly, I may have (although I don't remember for certain) made similar comments in other fics, which attracted similarly disproportionate levels of response. Again, I apologise for any offence caused by them, for any copyrights broken (if there are any-I don't really know how this pennaming business works), and arguments started.

Note on "A Hun in Alagaesia"

This is, frankly, more an essay than an actual story. It could be useful for anyone who wants to write fics were a modern teenager gets dumped into some fantasy hell hole.

News. Throughout August, I will be away. Expect no updates. I know I promised another chapter ASAP, but stuff happened. Sorry.

Life of Alagaesianus

A frankly epic crossover, began by a love of history and Bernard Cornwell, and of fantasy also. As well as, to be honest, a backhanded fondness of the Inheritance Cycle. It may continue, if the Hounds' Gate doesn't take up too much; but I feel currently unable to keep going with it. I have vowed to progress it at least somewhat by the end of this year though.

The Hounds' Gate (18/02/12)

Looking at my profile, I saw that I had naievely decided that there was only one way of making a real person/fantasy world fic more realistic. I subsequently decided, upon reading a vareity of weird and wonderful stories (among them House of Leaves and the game Dear Esther), that there were other methods. This is a strange idea that I've had bouncing around for a while. Hopefully, it will work. If anyone reads it.

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The Midnight Masque by Blufinger reviews
Entangled in a dark curse, Arya is trapped behind the crimson banners of the Empire - but who is the real Emperor? During the eternal midnight, she hears music: of love, treachery and delusion as Eragon turns war to bloodthirsty carnage to 'save' her. MxA
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,705 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Murtagh, Arya
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Blackadder 40K: Tales from the Black Millennium by Michael Khale reviews
It is the 41st millennium, and there is only Blackadder.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Interview with the Dragon by SirOuroboros reviews
A unique interview.Long after VoE
Temeraire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
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The Duke, the Inquisitor, and their Assassin reviews
An Inquisitor gathers his scattered band for one final mission; but faces, above all, the enemy from within.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Inquisition
Life of Alageisianus reviews
It was in the reign of the Emperor Trajan that a Roman Legion, of no especial distinction, managed to find itself in a realm of magic and dragons. Rated T because stuff happens. Read and review! Now with extra Canon Characters!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010
The Hounds' Gate reviews
For some days, a good friend of mine has left me a house. She has not told me where she has gone. There is absolultely nothing wrong with it. There are absolutely no hounds at Hounds Gate. There is absolutely no magic in this world.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012
A Hun in Alagaesia reviews
In which Awilla the Hun decides to put himself into Alagaesia. Read and review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Warhammer Crossover: This time it's serious! reviews
As you can tell from the title, this is the most serious warhammer 40k crossover ever. As a result, I have put in as many races as possible, with as thin an explanation as possible. Oh, and I am taking this absolutely, totally seriously. Seriously. RnR!
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
On Warhammer reviews
In which you are provided with an informal and informative guide to the art of Warhammer 40k. Enjoy!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
The Report of Kubrik Chenkov reviews
Concerning the after action report of Commander Kubrik Chenkov; and his assault upon a little known town called Forks. Previously seen on Warseer. T for violence. Lots of it. And for ironic genres.
Crossover - Warhammer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
The Luck of Carlisle Cullen reviews
Simple, really: the Memoirs of a sadly underappreciated character, written by an author whose knowledge of Twilight is sadly appreciated. His knowledge of history, happily, is less so. Forgive me if I make mistakes. And please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009
The Foreign Affair
Introducing Master Bumble Streng, Lawyer; some Diverse Gentlemen of the City of Feinster; and Clarissa Dalton, of the City of New York. A real world crossover fic with a twist. Expect weirdness. And please read and review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Published: 1/11/2009
The Adventures of Brom, Jeod and Isabella
The welcome return of the much admired travel writing series from everyone's favourite Dras-Leonan Jeod Longshanks, of Eragon fame visiting yet another fantasy world: one more terrifying than any he had ever imagined- Forks, Washington. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Published: 12/14/2008
The Fantabulous Team Fortress Adventure reviews
The advantures of a new, intrepid band of players, and their epic adventures of massive heroism! In fact, I should miss out "adventures." And "epic," "massive" and "heroism." But that wouldn't be a good summary, would it?
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008
An Affair of Iron reviews
The Doctor Tennant and Donna arrive in 1916 in pursuit of an old acquaintance, only to find a very different England to that of the history books...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/1/2008
The Adventures of Brom and Helen
Having read Brisingr, I have decided to reintroduce more adventures of my much admired travel writer. Contains my thoughts on Brisingr. Please review! And add your comments on my thoughts of Brisingr
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
A Fanfictioneer's Guide to reviews
My attempts at rectifying a number of issues with fanfictions, with a simple, easy to understand guide. Please add suggestions of your own.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008
The War of the Universes reviews
A Warhammer 40K/War of the Worlds Crossover novel version i.e. 1898. I cannot say more for fear of revealing the plot, but please read, enjoy or not and review!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
The Adventures of Brom, Jeod, Helen and Goole reviews
The welcome return of my grumpy old men of Eragon, with a few additions. They are, once again, setting forth on an expansive, Bill Bryson inspired series of misadventures across some unfortunate fictional world. Please review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008
The Luck of Eragon Dragonrider reviews
My own attempt at re writing Eragon, in a decidedly odd way: attempting to do it in a 19th century style of writing, with occasional differences in plot, character and so on, with the occasional references to such works. Enjoy!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
Dragon's End reviews
A small band of loyalists fighting in Galbatorix's revolution. Now back online due to popular demand, with a revised chapter 3. Chapter 4 is in the works, and I will go beyond that with more reviews...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
A Brute's Tale reviews
A villain reminisces about his past life to a captive hero. The rating is there with good reason: violence, language, that sort of thing. Please review!
City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008
The Adventures of Brom and Jeod reviews
Eragon's two grumpy old men set out on a ramble to explore the world of Alagesia! Set twenty years or so before Eragon, with a few familiar faces turning up. This will hopefully evoke Bill Bryson, but probably won't...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
The Venetian Affair reviews
The year is 1591, and mysterious commets are sighted in the skies. I will leave you to guess which H.G Wells it is based upon. Enjoy!
Time Machine - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
The black band reviews
A tale of my own fantasy army. A powerful wizard raises an army of mercenaries for one purpose only... the Nemesis Crown! I do not own any copyrights, nor do I intend to offend anyone. Now enjoy!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
Morgan's Hero reviews
The first of many featuring the ubitiquos Samuel Morgan. An American officer from the revolutionary war is transported into modern Paragon city. My first fanfic, so please review!
City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007