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Joined 09-28-19, id: 12777045, Profile Updated: 09-28-19
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, ER, Star Wars, and All Rise.

Just your average parody writer. Maybe one day I’ll build up the focus and determination to break down with a glass of Pinot and write a serious work with an ACTUAL plot and an ACTUAL point to it. Till then, y’all just have to put up with expecting next to nothing and STILL being let down.

A little bit about my big white ass~

Devout Cordano shipper. Lives on medical drama shows and cheap alcohol. Was put through 10 whole years of catholic school and lived to tell the tale (even when no one asked). Also just happen to have a hopeless, undying...downright DISTURBING crush on 1997’s Paul McCrane—AND I’M NOT FUCKING SORRY.

If you’re feeling ballsy, go head and check out my Wattpad @SirPopeGlitterTits

And that’s just about it. Now go read my shit, peasant. Or don’t. I don’t get paid either way.

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House Of Cards by Rocketlover reviews
Two surgeons, both equally in pain. Can they help each other heal? A Cordano story...
ER - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,078 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2020 - Published: 6/13/2020 - Elizabeth C., R. Romano
sleepless years of Resident begins by Lexi1981
This is the first fan fiction in a series covering from season 1-15 and beyond. The fan fiction start off in Croatia two or maybe more chapters giving a look in to Luka life during the war. However, mostly will be in Chicago. All of season one characters and Luka Kovac, Niko Kovac, Robert Romano and a doctor I made up name Jennifer that is work with doctor without boarders.
ER - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,412 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2020 - Mark G., Doug R., Carol H., P. Benton
Random Acts by sunfish04
Alternate plot line of Mark and Doug's interaction playing golf during episode 3.20
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2020 - Mark G., Doug R., Carol H. - Complete
MERGE by LADYGALE
After Daniel walks out of Cobra Kai after telling him off bout what happened to his dojo, Johnny teaches his students ome tough lessons and then brings the lessons to Miagai-Do Afterward, Johnny and Daniel let everything out about the past and soon talk about a future. m/m Lawrusso
Cobra Kai - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,616 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 6/28/2019
Wheel in the Sky by Libertine Past reviews
Daniel and Johnny in the balance pond. LawRusso.
Cobra Kai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Daniel L., Johnny L.
The Road Not Taken by AuburnFan01 reviews
After a month of dating and no move, April was sure what she had with Robert Stark was friendship. When she goes over to his apartment to watch a movie after a cancelled dinner date, April learns that maybe he does like her. and there is a potential for more. April/Stark.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - April K., R. Stark
Confrontation by AuburnFan01 reviews
What should have happened between Dr. Stark and April after she confronted him about his behavior towards her in 7x20, "White Wedding." April/Stark
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - April K., R. Stark - Complete
Little Things by HyacinthClare reviews
He's been avoiding her eyes. April/Stark
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - April K., R. Stark - Complete
Medical Attention by Rina76 reviews
Carter is in need of therapy and Kovac is happy to give it. It starts off hidden in a closet but will this little affair lead to something more? Or will Kovac's womanising ways ruin it for them?
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Carter, Luka K. - Complete
Lucky Me by EBStarr reviews
CordayRomano. “Do you believe in the laws of karma?”
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Complete
Chloroform and Fire by LizzieCordano reviews
My revenge on those who ditched poor Elizabeth and Romano's memorial. If you like Weaver, Abby, Morris, Susan, Dorsett ..Etc. Turn back now. Takes place after Missing. R for Violence
ER - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2003
[Expletive] Me You Will by dont mind me reviews
Nobody really knows what happened that night on Dagobah... Luke/Yoda SLASH!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2002
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Miracle's Worker:Alternate Events
Yet another Romano/Benton slash fic based on the events of 5x10 "Miracle's Worker". And another result of being trapped in COVID Hell in America, doomed to churn and go slowly insane in my govt. ordered quarantine. Just my little interpretation of what happened after Robert passed out in a drunken stupor on the OR floor on that magical Christmas night. Merry Fucking Christmas!
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2020
An Ordinary Tuesday in Chicago
I woke up at 2:30 this morning with an idea in my brain. So I wrote it out. It's a slash fic, basically smut with an inkling of a plot. Don't like, don't read. If you don't like it and read it anyway thinking 'fuck it' I'm sorry. Even if you do like it, I'm SORRY. God is VERY angry with me—A Peter Benton/Robert Romano fic
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,460 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2020 - Published: 3/2/2020 - P. Benton, R. Romano - Complete
We've Gotta Stop Doing This
Another stand alone Laskbell (Jonas Laski/Albert Campbell) slash fic, except this one's not so kid friendly. At all. Porn with feelings and a teeny, tiny bit of plot. Something that just popped up in my brain one ill-fated Friday morning and wouldn't fuck off. Sorrryyyyyyy ;)
All Rise - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,281 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2020 - Published: 6/8/2020
Rise and Shine
Started writing it. Had a breakdown. Bone apple-tea. A Robert Romano/Peter Benton slash-fic. Peter escapes from a long night of surgery craving something short and sweet. And that something is definitely NOT a cappuccino.
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2020 - P. Benton, R. Romano - Complete
The Long Haul reviews
Once again, another Romano/Benton fic! A multi-chapter in which our two heroes are sent all the way to Seattle for a surgical conference. Things get interesting, to say the least. Eventual smut, rating is VERY subject to change.
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 6/11/2020
Riding High
Although this fic's name would be the PERFECT porno title, believe it or not, this one's just fluff with a tiny bit of plot. Another post-COVID oneshot in which I ship Laski and Campbell together; or how I call them affectionately, Baldo and Soup Boy. Enjoy :)
All Rise - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Complete
Knights and Bishops
Once upon a time, in a city far, far away... A one shot, Jonas Laski/Albert Campbell, beats the frick outta me what their ship name would be. Campski? Albas? Laskbell? (not gonna lie, Laskbell actually has kind of a ring to it) Ah well, just enjoy this nifty little concept I came up with in the midst of battling my inner demons during this gay ass pandemic!
All Rise - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2020 - Complete
Compromise
As soon as Robert had opened his office door to find Peter standing there, he knew he was in for a hell of an altercation. Little did he know, he'd be getting quite a lot more than he'd bargained for...(Oneshot!)
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2020 - Complete
A Long, Dark Night
"Oops, I did it again..." - Miley Cyrus, 2010 or some other year in which we all still felt alive. An ER FanFiction and Peter Benton/Robert Romano one-shot that I came up with when I was drunk as a skunk off gin. Fluff and smut. Even threw in a bitchy surgeon cat fight. I know jack shit about medicine, so please excuse any inaccuracies in the first couple of parts
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,767 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2020 - Complete
The Throne Room Scene: Plan B
An absolute crack-ridden shitfest that popped into my brain whilst self-quarantining. A Kylux FanFiction, if you wanna call it that. Don't like, don't read. Whether you like or don't like and you read anyway, I'm sorry for subjecting you to...well, THIS.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Published: 3/15/2020 - E. Palpatine, General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Supreme Leader Snoke - Complete
The Rise of Skywalker: Alternate Ending No 120,475 reviews
Nothing much, just a little vignette of how I personally thought the new Star Wars movie SHOULD have ended. The characters MAY be slightly OOC, but hey, it's all for the sake of a good story. Besides, I just can't wait for you guys to see what I did with JJ Abrams and Ben Solo;it's really fun! I think you'll find that this one-shot has a really hopeful ending. TW: Rape and Violence
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2020 - Published: 3/10/2020 - Complete
SUPERDOOPERHAWTHARRYXHERMIONEFANFIC reviews
Drug addiction. Sexual assault. Red Lobster. Absolutely nothing is off the table in this (((eventual))) slash fiction. CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY— also, I haven’t watched a Harry Potter movie since I was outside the age brackets in which i could wipe my own ass. Also NEVER touched the books. So bear with me children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,512 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Hermione G., Harry P., OC