Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, ER, Star Wars, and All Rise.
Just your average parody writer. Maybe one day I’ll build up the focus and determination to break down with a glass of Pinot and write a serious work with an ACTUAL plot and an ACTUAL point to it. Till then, y’all just have to put up with expecting next to nothing and STILL being let down.
A little bit about my big white ass~
Devout Cordano shipper. Lives on medical drama shows and cheap alcohol. Was put through 10 whole years of catholic school and lived to tell the tale (even when no one asked). Also just happen to have a hopeless, undying...downright DISTURBING crush on 1997’s Paul McCrane—AND I’M NOT FUCKING SORRY.
If you’re feeling ballsy, go head and check out my Wattpad @SirPopeGlitterTits
And that’s just about it. Now go read my shit, peasant. Or don’t. I don’t get paid either way.
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