I am no longer writing stories for this site. I have enabled PMs again, but don't send me a PM to complain about my attitude.
To the people I have flamed:
It wasn't random. I flame you if I think your story really sucks and is beyond beta repair. My reasons:
1. You can't spell worth crap.
2. Your grammar is worse than a six year old's.
3. You bold/italicize or do both to every word. (Which really hurts a person's eyes. I mean, really.)
4. You have a Mary Sue/Gary Stu. Definition of Mary Sue/ Gary Stu: An original character that is extremely attractive and smart, liked by everyone, does well at everything, sometimes has a tragic past, etc.
5. You have an original story.
6. You use copyrighted song lyrics. Okay, well, I'll deal with songfics, but using three+ songs in a chapter...Heck no. The reason for that is using the copyrighted song lyrics in a story can get the site into a crapload of legal trouble. Remember that if the site is shut down.
Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Black-Mouse147, Loner Kitsune Girl
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: AaragornArwenShipper12 danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe)Debatra, Loner Kitsune Girl
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we can eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, meat (well, not meat), etc... Copy this into your profile
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.
This is something that I read on misto-shadow who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's, who read it on Kakashi500's profile, and I think other people should read this if they hate child abusing, if you hate child abusing, copy it to your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
I hate child abuse.
If you hate chat speak copy this in your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre on Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name to the list: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl
Please post this if you think it is wrong!!
~HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG~
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
We all know that some people are bloody bastards.
HOMOPHOBIA IS SO GAY! (Got that off a t-shirt.) But really, it is, people!
And to most of you religious people out there: Isn't it said that God loves all of us equally? Isn't it said that you're supposed to love and accept everyone? Isn't it said that we're all given a chance? Aren't we all just people? It really doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or lean both ways! Hell, some of you people are complaining about the Jews being massacared and the racist thing a couple years back...well, what d'ya think this is? IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING! DESCRIMI-FUCKING-NATION, DUMBASSES! Damn, some of you people are really retarded.
Dear Lord, I hate homophobes. Whoever agrees with me, PLEASE copy+paste this rant and thing onto your profile ANYWHERE on the web...take out the swearing if it bothers you. You don't have to give me credit for the rant, and I don't know who wrote the one above it. But...please, it could make a difference in the world that's full of idiotic homophobians.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded