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Joined 05-13-07, id: 1277972
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

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We are Llama and Llamo!! We are bestest friends and we crack each other up almost 100 of the time. We are both girls, highschool girls. That's all you need to know. Besides that we'll kick your ass if you try to stalk us! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm a bookaholic. 'Nuff said. My relatives get pissed off at me when they constantly find me with my nose in a book. My friends, too. Heck, who ISN'T pissed at me for losing track of the whole world inside a book? Besides book stores and libraries. I just love finding a really great book, then losing myself in it. It's totally my escape from everything.

I am NOT a bookaholic, but I do like books. I read them right before I go to bed, when my parents think that I am asleep.

Favorite Books/Authors:

~Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
~A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels by Libba Bray
~Harry Potter by JK Rowling
~Maximum Ride by James Patterson
~Tamora Pierce, in general
~Peaches by Jodi Lynn Anderson
~The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants by Ann Brashares (spelling?)
~Inkheart by Cornelia Funke
~Eragon by Christopher Paulini, or something like that
~Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
~Stravaganza by God knows who
~The Embarassing Moments section of Seventeen
~A crapload more that we can't remember.

Ships... of DOOM!!!

YES:
Harry/Hermione (cause we're difficult like that)
Elphaba/Fiyero (cause we're NOT difficult like that)
Edward/Bella (see above)
Alice/Jasper (up up and away!)
Emmett/Llama (cause he's my giant teddy bear, but I'd take Edward too ;))
Mike/Jessica (they need to just go AWAY)
Jacob/Llamo (Llamo is a boy collector)
Max/Fang (not cause Llama's not difficult, but cause she could see this in the first book)
Fang/Llama (I changed my mind)
Iggy/Ella (he needs someone... and she WORSHIPS him)
Kartik/Gemma (DUHR, unless you worship dumb-ass SIMON...)
Kyle XY's brother/Llamo (HE IS MINE!!!)
Blablabla, you get the point.
NO:
Slash (cause we're straight, and not voyeurs)
Femmeslash (were you just listening?)
Draco/Anyone not a Slytherin (cause he's the zit on the face of Hogwarts)
Ron/Hermione (cause he doesn't deserve her)
Jacob/Bella (cause he doesn't approve of her "friends", including the hot Edward!)
Bella/Mike (nobody except Edward. period.)
Edward/anyone but Bella (see above)
Elphaba/G(a)linda (stupid! backtrack and read up there!)
Max/Sam or Fang/Lissa (they were FLINGS, and nothing more)
Fang/Iggy (you MORON =D)
Gemma/Simon (he's a bad man! shoulder kissies!)
Ann/Tom (plain jane names) (they just don't work)
Gemma/Fee (READ THE TOP!)
Blablabla, again and again

Quotable Quotes:

"And that beauty mark on her neck, the one she once told Avaric was the scar from a vampire’s bite, and that she was a vampire herself but she’d injected chlorophyll into her veins so she could go out in the sunlight and that was why she was green?"
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You wanna be on here? Then say something funny. Not many people have, so far...

Inside Jokes:

"Say no to say no to drugs!"
-It's a first lunch thing. The burritos told us.

"Your face, it looks just like a pizza pie..."
-From Llamo and Llama's hit single: Breaking Out.

"Shut up, daywalker!"
-Thanks a bunch, stupid D.J. :-)

"Andy, enough with the funnel cake, already!"
-That's a LOT of funnel cake...

"LLAMA TOOK OUT THE GRUDGE WITH A MACHINE GUN!!!"
-Heck YES.

"Lool. Olo."
-IM typos are fun.

"Te mere le visage!!!"
-Llama likes French.

"Ombligo!"
-Llamo likes Spanish.

"No s, Sherlock."
-Oh... the things you hear in English...

That's all for now, folks! Come again, and hopefully next time this won't be Crapsville, USA!!!

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The Forbidden Game by Red Giraffes reviews
Sequel to 'Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire' So after the 'accident' they would never play thee game again, until one Extremly boring day in the sun, that's when they go crazy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
In Love and Music by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
A Witch &a Vampire together, is that even possible by bloodybrill reviews
AU Bella's a witch attending the American Academy of Mythical Creatures. What happens when a new family of vampires arrives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,315 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Final Adventure by FantasyFan5 reviews
Post MR3. Itex keeps coming up with deadlier experiments, but they haven't stopped tracking down the flock. When twists keep being thrown at her, is Max able to keep her flock together, defeat Itex AND figure out what to do with Fang? Fax, now AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,788 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Musical by streco reviews
You wanna talk about what happened? I asked Gazzy, concerned. Yeah... he replied. It was weird. We all burst into song... [What if MR were a musical? Features Wicked, RENT, Avenue Q, Aida, Chicago, Spring Awakening, Cabaret, Joseph, your suggestions! XD]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Broken Angel by Raivana reviews
I was the first. The greatest failure. The broken angel. They thought I died running away. But they didn't know. I don't need two wings to fly. And now I hold the key that will change the world as they know it. For them, the worse for the us, the better.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
The Flock go to England by Cupid's Jinx reviews
The Flock go to England...self explanitary. New characters! Has Fax from the very beggining! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,418 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Expiration Date by Jazzy776 reviews
Sequel to Being in Love: Fang's Expiration Date...well that is selfexplanatory. Faxness R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Max, Fang
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teardrops on My Guitar by VivianBlood reviews
Edward leaves Bella for another vampire. Bella moves on and becomes a singer who is quite famous. For the past three years she's happy and content... Until Edward shows up in her life again with his new girlfriend. What'll happen? T for language. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Like A Ghost by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
There was someone we didn't see watching 'Thank Goodness.'
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
Nessa and Coffee by sparkycircuit reviews
Nessa gets hooked. Hooked on coffee. Madness ensues.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Intelligence by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Worry by Saiyachick reviews
Angela Weber is concerned when she first notices the Cullen family on their first day of school. In response to Nadia's challenge
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Angela - Complete
34 years later by writergirl6 reviews
I'm taking over this story from writinfool22, Bella is changed into a vampire during new moon when edward is away how will they handle it meeting each other 34 years later? Not original But very very good and worth reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Italian Princess by Ascended Angel reviews
Bella: Italian Princess. Jessica and Lauren: servents Mike: french prince. Jaocb: bella's freind. Edward will be involved, but you will have to wait to find out. Disclaimer: i own nothing! full sumery in first chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Bittersweet by Saiyachick reviews
Post New Moon Incident. A ghost of a whisper lingering in his ear. The faint kiss caressing his cold cheek. Thrumming of an everlasting heartbeat. Beautiful. A smell from many years ago. Intoxicating. Freesia.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What About Us? by gracefullyme1025 reviews
After our last assignment Kit has gained more confidence, and other girls are starting to notice him more than before.... LAST CHAPTER! Read and Review please.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Technicalities by HieisWoman reviews
Edward and Bella one shot, Edward askes what it is Bella is thinking about. The future, after the wedding, and some technicalities. Very funny, Twilight fans will love! R&R people!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Blushes by redeem reviews
What happens to Edward and Bella on a hot summer day? Written for Alcyone's 52word Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Are you done with that? by GT Spuddie reviews
Just another night working at the Paper Lantern oneshot Warrenfic
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Room by Saiyachick reviews
Edward and Alice didn't get off on the right foot when they first met. Alice stole his room, but she explains the real reason why she moved into Edward's room. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Alice, Edward - Complete
RANDOMS! by Specklez reviews
YAY! I just couldnt help myself after reading Wolf Man No Like His Kibbles's randoms. WARNING:: DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO WASTE LIKE, 30 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE READING MY HYPERNESS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Whisked Back by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Edward bites Bella and as she begins her transformation, Victoria shows up and kills both Bella and Edward. What happens when Bella and Edward find themselves in Chicago...in 1918...both as humans? COMPLETE! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Dangers of Boredom by Searching For Topaz Eyes reviews
Join Bella as she finds out what happens when the Cullens get bored. Includes Chuck Norris and a murderous Esme. Moral of the story: never let the Cullens become bored.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Alice The Camel by ReinaHeartsCallingRain reviews
alice is very embarrased by a song a little girl is singing. Oneshot. Funny
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
I wish he was a vampire by InMyOwnWords reviews
Edward's acting funny and Bella's trying to figure out why. When she finds out...Well she's a little less than happy
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Dusk 'Til Dawn by Books4love reviews
Bella begins another year at Fork, this time not alone. Set after Twilight. BellaXEdward pairing, of course. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,496 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Saiyachick reviews
The fates seemed to be in their favor. How could a love so sweet seem forbidden and wrong, but also so right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Being in love by Jazzy776 reviews
Set after MR:3 Max and Fang finally admit their feelings. Things are GREAT! Until htey go to a party and get caught by erasers. While in captivity Fang meets someone...who he loves more than Max? Will Max be cool or will jelousy take over? Faxness R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Little Problems by iiCE-EYES reviews
Bella frets over the little problems of being a woman. [ Bella x Edward fluff ]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Ten Things a Sweet Guy Would Do by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, AU. When an email evokes Sam to say that no guy could do everything on that list, Danny strives to prove her wrong. Can he do it?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Soul Music by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
Fiyero has a secret passion. Apparently, he shares it with another person at Shiz... and not quite the person he expected. Please R&R!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Phone Call by Forbiden Love reviews
DMHG ONESHOT just something i had made for my friend but changed names around so i could put it up here. Draco and hermione like each other but don't know it until hermione decides to call him.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Edward Cullen Wants to be a Ninja by The Inamorata reviews
Bella gets a surprise one Saturday afternoon. [Edward x Bella] [oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Peace by snuggle the muggle reviews
Bella thinks she has nothing to offer Edward, but he knows differently.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
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The Cullen Chronicles reviews
Many, many pointless oneshots about our favorite family. Mostly lists. Including smashing Edward's piano. BITE US, EDDIE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
Twilight On Crack reviews
Randomness to the max. Some inside jokes, and a whole lot of nonsense. Read, if you dare. Rated T for word choice and slight comical violence. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007