Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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We are Llama and Llamo!! We are bestest friends and we crack each other up almost 100 of the time. We are both girls, highschool girls. That's all you need to know. Besides that we'll kick your ass if you try to stalk us! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm a bookaholic. 'Nuff said. My relatives get pissed off at me when they constantly find me with my nose in a book. My friends, too. Heck, who ISN'T pissed at me for losing track of the whole world inside a book? Besides book stores and libraries. I just love finding a really great book, then losing myself in it. It's totally my escape from everything.
I am NOT a bookaholic, but I do like books. I read them right before I go to bed, when my parents think that I am asleep.
~Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
~A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels by Libba Bray
~Harry Potter by JK Rowling
~Maximum Ride by James Patterson
~Tamora Pierce, in general
~Peaches by Jodi Lynn Anderson
~The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants by Ann Brashares (spelling?)
~Inkheart by Cornelia Funke
~Eragon by Christopher Paulini, or something like that
~Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
~Stravaganza by God knows who
~The Embarassing Moments section of Seventeen
~A crapload more that we can't remember.
Ships... of DOOM!!!
Harry/Hermione (cause we're difficult like that)
Elphaba/Fiyero (cause we're NOT difficult like that)
Edward/Bella (see above)
Alice/Jasper (up up and away!)
Emmett/Llama (cause he's my giant teddy bear, but I'd take Edward too ;))
Mike/Jessica (they need to just go AWAY)
Jacob/Llamo (Llamo is a boy collector)
Max/Fang (not cause Llama's not difficult, but cause she could see this in the first book)
Fang/Llama (I changed my mind)
Iggy/Ella (he needs someone... and she WORSHIPS him)
Kartik/Gemma (DUHR, unless you worship dumb-ass SIMON...)
Kyle XY's brother/Llamo (HE IS MINE!!!)
Blablabla, you get the point.
Slash (cause we're straight, and not voyeurs)
Femmeslash (were you just listening?)
Draco/Anyone not a Slytherin (cause he's the zit on the face of Hogwarts)
Ron/Hermione (cause he doesn't deserve her)
Jacob/Bella (cause he doesn't approve of her "friends", including the hot Edward!)
Bella/Mike (nobody except Edward. period.)
Edward/anyone but Bella (see above)
Elphaba/G(a)linda (stupid! backtrack and read up there!)
Max/Sam or Fang/Lissa (they were FLINGS, and nothing more)
Fang/Iggy (you MORON =D)
Gemma/Simon (he's a bad man! shoulder kissies!)
Ann/Tom (plain jane names) (they just don't work)
Gemma/Fee (READ THE TOP!)
Blablabla, again and again
"And that beauty mark on her neck, the one she once told Avaric was the scar from a vampire’s bite, and that she was a vampire herself but she’d injected chlorophyll into her veins so she could go out in the sunlight and that was why she was green?"
You wanna be on here? Then say something funny. Not many people have, so far...
"Say no to say no to drugs!"
-It's a first lunch thing. The burritos told us.
"Your face, it looks just like a pizza pie..."
-From Llamo and Llama's hit single: Breaking Out.
"Shut up, daywalker!"
-Thanks a bunch, stupid D.J. :-)
"Andy, enough with the funnel cake, already!"
-That's a LOT of funnel cake...
"LLAMA TOOK OUT THE GRUDGE WITH A MACHINE GUN!!!"
-IM typos are fun.
"Te mere le visage!!!"
-Llama likes French.
-Llamo likes Spanish.
"No s, Sherlock."
-Oh... the things you hear in English...
That's all for now, folks! Come again, and hopefully next time this won't be Crapsville, USA!!!