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Joined 05-14-07, id: 1278187, Profile Updated: 07-19-15
Author has written 12 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Bourne series, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Suits, and Person of Interest.

Hello, thank you for checking my profile. I assume somehow I've managed to pick up your interest, which is just great.

Basically, I'm here because I think I've been writing fanfiction since I was a little child, mostly in my mind. What I like the most about this site is it gives us such incredible opportunities to meet awesome people from all over the world who share my passion for writing and reading, among other things.

If you wonder about my penname, because people frequently ask me about it, it comes from this group, CSS, which I like very much, and I use it as my penname because I believe their song "Art Bitch" is just how I would define my art:

My art is called egocentric soft porno

Or maybe it's just narcisism

My one and only subject

Goes from something like anything but

Me ism

That means, yes, I mostly write for myself, or better to put it, I write what I would like to read myself. A sort of "do your own job yourself." For that reason, my stories have a certain pattern; amoral anti-heroines being paired with "Byronic heroes" during an action plot. For some reasons, that's my favorite type of romance, as I also like writing about redemption. I want my writing to be thought-provoking, too, sometimes even disturbing, so I try to get myself and my audience out of our comfort zones as much as possible.

I also feel necessary to share here something personal... My favorite book, I believe, has to be Das Parfum from Patrick Suskind. I could list here a million reasons, but none of them would be enough. It's possibly because it's something I would really, really liked to write myself, too, if I had that kind of genius. That, and, Nabokov's Lolita. Sadly, I don't.

As of May 2015, the new status of my stories is as follows:

Nolanverse Batman Series: You might have noticed that I've taken three books down, because I'm making an overhaul. Crossing the Rubicon finished, and I've started the second one; Predicting A Riot.

The posters for my main characters: Put a normal period instead of *dot* because the software doesn't let me to post the links also here...

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LIFE by Atheniandream reviews
*UPDATE CHAPTER 9*. Set After 'Not just a Pretty Face' *SPOILERS FOR SEASON FOUR FINALE AND SEASON FIVE* Donna Rebuilds. Harvey Falls. Nothing is easy when there is no easy resolution. Life just...moves apart.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,058 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 3/5 - Donna, Harvey S., Louis L., Mike R.
Shadow of a Gunman by McJunker reviews
Broken and beaten by the Batman, a Russian hitman comes back for revenge. Sequel to The Gunman with a Thousand Names
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/19
The Last Leaf by persevera reviews
The story OHenry might have written: Sue and Johnsy are beginning their life together and attracting the attention of others-some welcome, some not. Secret love is further complicated by obsession, suitors, illness and even voyeurism. Can someone be redeemed from a despicable act?
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/13/2014
Ernestina, Eris, Aequitas by Lasgalendil reviews
Blood. Betrayal. Guilt. Obsession. Love. Loss. A Broken Promise, a Restored Faith. The Legacy falls, and the Joker is loosed. Enraged at the death of her son, a disgraced detective begins a violent vendetta, leaving Gotham reeling in her wake. But is this vigilantism justice? Can it ever be? A struggling city under a Reign of Chaos and Doubt searches for salvation and the answer.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 330,708 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon, Harvey D.
The Gunman with a Thousand Names by McJunker reviews
Desperate to end the threat posed by the Batman, the criminal gangs of Gotham hire an ex-KGB hitman with a new plan of how to kill the Bat.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
Call it a Learning Experience by TheWritingGirl23 reviews
When a long road lies ahead, the only option is to travel it one step at a time. Bruce Wayne knew he had many steps ahead of him, steps that would probably be painful, but what he would learn would be worth it, and would shape him into a legend. During BB; some OCs, language, and angst.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Bruce W./Batman
until our city be afire by inkjade reviews
Being Gotham's savior was hard; being its scapegoat is harder still. And being subjected to one more second of Gordon's sympathy or Montoya's snark might just be the death of him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,163 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., L. Fox
Legend by Polyphoenix reviews
Months after Harvey Dent's death, with a mob war raging in the void left by Maroni's killing and the GCPD after him, can Batman continue to save Gotham? When new threats begin appearing and a familiar face returns can even Batman stem the darkness?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 357,798 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
for faults not in our stars by inkjade reviews
When there's nowhere to go but down.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Bruce W./Batman
Needs by onwardheroine reviews
"They had satisfied their needs with one another the way traders exchanged goods: matter-of-factly, but considerately, with an adequate amount of amiableness and a modicum of mistrust." Bruce/OC. One-shot. Self-consciously existentialist. Grown-up themes, etc.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Close Quarters by ruth baulding reviews
Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and vice versa, when an edgy ex-Sith assassin and a battered Jedi master find themselves sharing some quality time together. Perverse epilogue to CW episode "Revenge."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,048 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Winter Bourne by TealMoon reviews
Continuation of Bourne Ultimatum: The plot holes and things unsaid intrigued me. Jason owes a debt to Nicky. Trying to help her has exposed a threat by Blackbriar who wants them both.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,314 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/28/2007
Catharsis by noiseforyoureyes reviews
A coda to The Dark Knight; picks up the last scene and runs with it. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fallen Knight by Maverick Butterfly reviews
After his return from Afghanistan Tony Stark heads to Gotham to enlist the help of his old "friend" Bruce Wayne in saving his company after stock prices drop. Iron Man crossover with Batman set between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Themes in the Key of B by thedeadparrot reviews
Bruce Wayne ficlets for the 30gens community on LJ.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 10/18/2005
Night by Blonded reviews
He pretends to be a careless playboy. She pretends to fall in love with wealthy men. But at night, in the dark, the masks slip, and the truth is revealed.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
Water Over Stone by Cleo the Muse reviews
Vala is not a woman known for her patience, but when it comes to Daniel, her persistence knows no bounds. Daniel, however, is just as stubborn. When a mission offworld goes awry, they're going to need all their collective determination to survive!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,438 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Weather Patterns by Cleo the Muse reviews
Daniel takes a break from saving the universe to save himself. Could be considered either DV friendship with canon UST or preship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
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Predicting A Riot reviews
Back in Gotham, tagged with Valerie, Bruce thought everything would go back to normal—their normal, but he has never been that lucky. When the sins of past resurface, a Wraith will stir in the heart of men. Sequel to Crossing the Rubicon.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/18 - Bruce W./Batman, OC
Crossing the Rubicon reviews
Being Batman has taught him about crossing the lines with no safe returns, but when the only person who has ever figured out his secret tags herself along with his life, the journey suddenly becomes a much more rough ride.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,033 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 3/28 - Bruce W./Batman, OC - Complete
Point of No Return reviews
It's the point of no return, and they can't go back now. Adaption, though, always takes time. Spoilers for 4x15-Intent.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,269 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/27
Misfits reviews
Naming people they helped as "person of interest" was easy, but she could never find anything that sterile for them. Partners didn't seem adequate, and friends sounded like an exaggeration. The only thing she could think of was a bunch of misfits, Misfits that could only get their catharsis by someone else's tragedies.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 10/26/2014
The Client reviews
During ten years, Donna has been many things to Harvey Specter; his confident, his mentor, his Girl Friday, even his one-time-lover(never to mention), but when things have gone south with their life, she finds herself in a position that she has never been before: His client. AU after 3x06; inspired by the promos for 3x07.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Donna, Harvey S.
Fifteen, Stupid, and Friends reviews
They are fifteen, and stupid, and perhaps also friends...? He doesn't know. He never did. A story about how a teenager Bruce Wayne ended up sitting in his bed writing a letter to an imaginary audience.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
Crime and Punishment reviews
"Then you realize there is a price for everything, and you realize that he paid his, and now you're paying for yours...for your crimes, though you aren't sure what they are." Character study for Selina Kyle, and the aftermath after the hero of the story dies.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman
Some Like It Hot reviews
In Elsewhere, before he becomes Him, and before she becomes Her, Selina Kyle steals something else from Bruce Wayne. AU.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Endless Night: A Fairy Tale reviews
She was a flame, and he was a moth, drawn into her center, burning himself... like in fairy tales. Unending. Daniel Vala, the first time.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala
As Time Goes By reviews
They were all broadening their horizons.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
A Deadly Mistake reviews
David Webb pulled the trigger.
Bourne series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Days of Our Lives reviews
A few selected moments from the fifty years unhappened. DanielVala. Revised as 14.07.2012
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala