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Joined 05-14-07, id: 1278187, Profile Updated: 07-24-14
Author has written 13 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Bourne series, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Suits, and Person of Interest.

Hello, thank you for checking my profile. I assume somehow I've managed to pick up your interest, which is just great.

Basically, I'm here because I think I've been writing fanfiction since I was a little child, mostly in my mind. What I like the most about this site is it gives us such incredible opportunities to meet awesome people from all over the world who share my passion for writing and reading, among other things.

If you wonder about my penname, because people frequently ask me about it, it comes from this group, CSS, which I like very much, and I use it as my penname because I believe their song "Art Bitch" is just how I would define my art:

My art is called egocentric soft porno

Or maybe it's just narcisism

My one and only subject

Goes from something like anything but

Me ism

That means, yes, I mostly write for myself, or better to put it, I write what I would like to read myself. A sort of "do your own job yourself." For that reason, my stories have a certain pattern; amoral(usually female) characters being paired with very noble and ethical(usually men) characters during an action plot. For some reasons, that's my favorite type of romance, as I also like writing about redemption. I also want my writing to be thought-provoking, sometimes even disturbing, so I try to get myself and my audience out of our comfort zones as much as possible.

My Nolanverse Batman series is my only ongoing project as of the moment, so if you're checking out for anything else, I am deeply sorry to say, but I don't plan to update anything else in any near future. But you're here because of it, it's great, because, recently, I had a talk with one of my author friends for my trip to New York, and I made a comment how the main female character from it resembles to America, and then it grew out to a sort of Hetalia: Axis Powers, as I continued profiling the characters with countries. It was great fun, and I've been thinking of doing a character bio and cast page for the story, so I think it's also good for that purpose.

Bruce Wayne: As he’s the definition of WASP, which is basically just British, I believe he’d make a good England. He’s the old money, too, and feels himself responsible for everything, and he’s inside the system, in fact he’s one of the system’s builders, so to speak. He has problems with the system, deeply, but he still believes in it, and fights for it. For the image, I imagine him closer to his TDK visuals, as BB is a bit too bulky for my taste, but TKDR is too old, and the story sets after TDK, so it’s TDK’s Bruce.

Valerie [West: She’s America. I could list here a million reasons why it’s so, but for the sake of briefness, let’s say she has all the necessary bits; thinking herself the best with a grandiose complex, an incredible Darwinist pragmatism, and a strong individualism, exceptionally good with justifications, and very nosy, but never gives up, and fights for “freedom and justice” when she’s motivated or feels like it. For the image, I think a shorter Arielle Vandenberg would make the best Valerie. Actually, there have to be two visuals for her, so I think for “Felicia” it’s Arielle V., but for Valerie, it’s a mix between her and Stoya.

Boy: Definitely Russia! More likely before the world war II, or even before the revolution. Much like Bruce, he has problems with the system, but unlike him, he’s quite out of it, in fact, he despises it. He fights against it. The image, ah, I’ve always imagined him as Aidan Turner with a slick, suave appearance.

Selina Kyle: Definitely France. She also has all the necessary bits, nobility and arrogance, and fight to will, and the world is her stage. Historically, she has a thing with England, too. For her image I never managed to find a good one, no one was *enough* beautiful for her, but I think Bianca Balti with the body of Maria Alexandrova would do it.

Derrick Malkin: Ah, he’s the tricky one. I think he would make a good Israel, heh. It rather suits him; cool but so prone to violence, but protecting his subjects fiercely, loyally, and well, he can be quite a pig. Sometimes. Derrick is problematic with his image, too, but I guess a slimmer version of Gabriel Macht in the style of Sin City’s the Salesman is okay. My main inspiration for him was Great Gatsby, so a darker version of him was also okay.

Alexander Karanov: Germany, I think. With his own idea of loyalty, braveness, sturdiness, yet some very questionable deeds in the past, I think he’s quite Germany. For the image, oh well, I guess Alexander Skarsgard would make a good Alex.

Thomas Elliot: Austria, I think. He has seen better days. Used to be a great Empire, all powerful, now he tries to prove his worth and gains his dignity back. Not working, though. A bit clichéd these days, but a black eyed Benedict Cumberbatch is okay.

Talia Al Ghul: Heh, Iran. This one is very apparent, I guess. J And, Zhang Ziyi IS Talia.

The Council: China! He he, can’t help myself :p

Alfred: He’s really hard to decide. Nothing is good enough, and I believe he could be only a place like “Fertile Valley” where civilization started and nurtured the humanity like he did to Bruce.

James Gordon: Say, Canada?

Lucius Fox: Ah, first I thought him as one of Scandinavian countries, but I think Switzerland suits him better.

Jeremy: South Korea. He he, good with technology, and good friends with America. I imagine him as someone like Josh Harnett, sweet as candy but too much of it gets you sick.

I can't find a country for the Joker :( If you have a suggestion, PM me.

For some personal info I would like to give as I noticed I didn't give away much...hmmm...the first thing...currently my alarm rings as Love Me Again by John Newman. Nothing would get you up from the bed like that song. Plus, it's great for suiting up, too.

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The Last Leaf by persevera reviews
The story OHenry might have written: Sue and Johnsy are beginning their life together and attracting the attention of others-some welcome, some not. Secret love is further complicated by obsession, suitors, illness and even voyeurism. Can someone be redeemed from a despicable act?
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/13/2014
Ernestina, Eris, Aequitas by Lasgalendil reviews
Blood. Betrayal. Guilt. Obsession. Love. Loss. A Broken Promise, a Restored Faith. The Legacy falls, and the Joker is loosed. Enraged at the death of her son, a disgraced detective begins a violent vendetta, leaving Gotham reeling in her wake. But is this vigilantism justice? Can it ever be? A struggling city under a Reign of Chaos and Doubt searches for salvation and the answer.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 330,708 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon, Harvey D.
The Gunman with a Thousand Names by McJunker reviews
Desperate to end the threat posed by the Batman, the criminal gangs of Gotham hire an ex-KGB hitman with a new plan of how to kill the Bat.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
until our city be afire by inkjade reviews
Being Gotham's savior was hard; being its scapegoat is harder still. And being subjected to one more second of Gordon's sympathy or Montoya's snark might just be the death of him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,163 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., L. Fox
Legend by Polyphoenix reviews
Months after Harvey Dent's death, with a mob war raging in the void left by Maroni's killing and the GCPD after him, can Batman continue to save Gotham? When new threats begin appearing and a familiar face returns can even Batman stem the darkness?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 357,798 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
for faults not in our stars by inkjade reviews
When there's nowhere to go but down.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Bruce W./Batman
Needs by onwardheroine reviews
"They had satisfied their needs with one another the way traders exchanged goods: matter-of-factly, but considerately, with an adequate amount of amiableness and a modicum of mistrust." Bruce/OC. One-shot. Self-consciously existentialist. Grown-up themes, etc.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Close Quarters by ruth baulding reviews
Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and vice versa, when an edgy ex-Sith assassin and a battered Jedi master find themselves sharing some quality time together. Perverse epilogue to CW episode "Revenge."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,048 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Winter Bourne by TealMoon reviews
Continuation of Bourne Ultimatum: The plot holes and things unsaid intrigued me. Jason owes a debt to Nicky. Trying to help her has exposed a threat by Blackbriar who wants them both.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,314 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/28/2007
Catharsis by noiseforyoureyes reviews
A coda to The Dark Knight; picks up the last scene and runs with it. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fallen Knight by Maverick Butterfly reviews
After his return from Afghanistan Tony Stark heads to Gotham to enlist the help of his old "friend" Bruce Wayne in saving his company after stock prices drop. Iron Man crossover with Batman set between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Themes in the Key of B by thedeadparrot reviews
Bruce Wayne ficlets for the 30gens community on LJ.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 10/18/2005
Night by Blonded reviews
He pretends to be a careless playboy. She pretends to fall in love with wealthy men. But at night, in the dark, the masks slip, and the truth is revealed.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
Water Over Stone by Cleo the Muse reviews
Vala is not a woman known for her patience, but when it comes to Daniel, her persistence knows no bounds. Daniel, however, is just as stubborn. When a mission offworld goes awry, they're going to need all their collective determination to survive!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,438 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Weather Patterns by Cleo the Muse reviews
Daniel takes a break from saving the universe to save himself. Could be considered either DV friendship with canon UST or preship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
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Point of No Return reviews
It's the point of no return, and they can't go back now. Adaption, though, always takes time. Spoilers for 4x15-Intent.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/27
Season of Mists reviews
They all were trying to be something else than they had ever been, but when season of mists arrives, and madness returns, how far one would let himself change? And to what end? Story continuation to Song of Solomon.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, OC
Misfits reviews
Naming people they helped as "person of interest" was easy, but she could never find anything that sterile for them. Partners didn't seem adequate, and friends sounded like an exaggeration. The only thing she could think of was a bunch of misfits, Misfits that could only get their catharsis by someone else's tragedies.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 10/26/2014
Song of Solomon reviews
This is the song: One for sorrow two for joy, three for Byronic four for Shrew, five for being not seeming, six for to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield, seven for a secret eight for a wish, and hold your breath and count down from infinity. Sequel to Every Contact Leaves Its Trace.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 236,893 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, OC - Complete
The Client reviews
During ten years, Donna has been many things to Harvey Specter; his confident, his mentor, his Girl Friday, even his one-time-lover(never to mention), but when things have gone south with their life, she finds herself in a position that she has never been before: His client. AU after 3x06; inspired by the promos for 3x07.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,928 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Donna, Harvey S.
Fifteen, Stupid, and Friends reviews
They are fifteen, and stupid, and perhaps also friends...? He doesn't know. He never did. A story about how a teenager Bruce Wayne ended up sitting in his bed writing a letter to an imaginary audience.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
Every Contact Leaves Its Trace reviews
One vigilante, one accomplice, one killer, and one city trying to get better; in other words, a man of despair, a woman of many faces, a child of vengeance, and a city looking more like a necropolis; in other words-a hell of a lot of problems, succinctly put; welcome to Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, OC - Complete
Crime and Punishment reviews
"Then you realize there is a price for everything, and you realize that he paid his, and now you're paying for yours...for your crimes, though you aren't sure what they are." Character study for Selina Kyle, and the aftermath after the hero of the story dies.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman
Some Like It Hot reviews
In Elsewhere, before he becomes Him, and before she becomes Her, Selina Kyle steals something else from Bruce Wayne. AU.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Endless Night: A Fairy Tale reviews
She was a flame, and he was a moth, drawn into her center, burning himself... like in fairy tales. Unending. Daniel Vala, the first time.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala
As Time Goes By reviews
They were all broadening their horizons.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
A Deadly Mistake reviews
David Webb pulled the trigger.
Bourne series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Days of Our Lives reviews
A few selected moments from the fifty years unhappened. DanielVala. Revised as 14.07.2012
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala