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Joined 05-14-07, id: 1278369, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
Author has written 9 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Black Magician Trilogy, Ghost Hunt, and Twilight.


I do have a name, and an age.

I have a gender.

It might be female.

It might be male.

Ok it's female :D

Which reminds me- do guys ACTUALLY use fanfic? Cause I've only ever known girls...maybe this is only a girl thing...or maybe I'm very very wrong...

I like lots of things.

I have dreams and aspirations.

But I have no desire to tell strangers. But...ah well!

One day, I would dearly love to throw a certain person down a well.

A deep well with lots of water...

Actually, now it's two people. Watch my hit list grow...

In regards to my stories, most of them begin from dreams or daydreams I have in lessons or at home. This means I have to limit the weirdness that appears.

Dreams are a major feature in my life.

I'd give you a long list of things that I like and read and listen to, but quite frankly there's too many to write down.


"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

If you desire to be my friend, send me a pm and I can add you on facebook or something. As long as you're not a pervert.


In regards to my stories...

R.I.P Bus Crush. I took it off because I couldn't handle it anymore. Not just writing more, but the basic plot of it was far too stalkerish for me, considering that it was based on a true story. Sorry if you liked it. I've moved on. I am no longer a stalker.

But I Can Transfer Back Any Moment. Yeah. Well, I had such high hopes for finishing this fic, but the chances of that happening are just getting lower...I HAVE NO SELF MOTIVATION!

I'm planning to actually do a GH fanfic about a case, like everybody else does, but I'm really busy right now, so I'm not sure if that's gonna happen. But I can hope!



My beloved, I'm having a problem, which I shall share

After finishing 11th Night, I was truly going to turn back to my sequel, but cause it had been so long I re read it to refresh my memory.

But I hated it. It's really poorly written, and I'm not sure if it's just cause I was crap then, but I KNOW that my writing has improved, especially when you compare Transfer to 11th Night.

So I do want to finish it, but ideally I'd like to refurbish Transfer and then come to it, but that's not going to happen because I'm so lazy, so I'm not sure what's going to happen.


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Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Perfectionist by HawaiianCaffeine reviews
Everything is always normal. Everything is always perfect. What happens when a thought-to-be normal day turns out to be not. And it stays like that for a while-much to Naru's irritation. MaiXNaru /Read all the way through pls/
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Echizen Ryoma’s Perilous Quest of Supposed Doom by stephomi reviews
In which Ryoma just wants more Ponta but nobody seems to care.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - E. Ryoma
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Couples Therapy by xglittergigglesx reviews
Naru doesn't think him and Mai need therapy. But their Therapist might after dealing with them. NaruxMai One-Shot.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Face Down by Greekchic reviews
Modern P&P. Will Darcy's dare was clear. Within 6 months, he needed to charm, date, and break up with Lizzy Bennet. What wasn't part of the dare, however, was falling in love with her. COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,761 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
MESSAGE DELETED by xglittergigglesx reviews
Humor. Pure humor. Its SPR's answering machine. Not much else I can say. NaruxMai at the end.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Dreary and Dull by stephomi reviews
You don’t know what you have until you lose it. Allen's past thoughts on his hair colour. A short one-shot. Diclaimer: Don't own D.Gray-Man
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Win, Lose and Dare by idiosyncraticbug reviews
One girl. One guy. Two friends. One bet. One dare. Oneshot. NaruMai.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Akito The Stalker by kikijio reviews
AKA "The Adventures of a Man Called Akito" AkitoxTohru.. Barely.. It's a collaboration.. it's popular with the ladies.. and is graphic in SOME places with shonen-ai and yaoi SUGGESTIONS, but nothing serious.. everyone loves it. Tamaki Suoh makes a cameo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Akito S., Tohru H.
Sweet Dreams by miss koneko reviews
What do spilt tea, stalker ghosts, self analysis while you sleep and narcissistic bosses have in common? Taniyama Mai. NaruMai. Expect fluff, heroic tendencies and a dash of citrus.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,638 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Memories Of Old by MyseryLuvsCompany reviews
A new case brings the SPR gang to an old mansion. As usual the spirit takes an interest in Mai, but not like usual. Will Naru be able to save her from being turned into a ghost forever? Naru x Mai FINISHED!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
The Song of a Nightingale by SimplyChristine reviews
Originally done for an English assignment, this descriptive essay deals with Act II, Scene II of the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
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The Kettle Mystery II: Revenge of the Kettle reviews
The Kettle. A useful thing really. I mean, not only had it pushed a narcissistic boss and his assistant together, but it also made good tea. Of course, the kettle in question was no ordinary kettle. It was possessed by a ‘spirit’. For real. Sequel to KM
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Spin The Kettle reviews
It's Mai's birthday, and Yasuhara's decided to play a little game to bring two certain people together...and it's called spin the kettle...Oneshot Maru Nai Ayakogawa Takayako Read and review!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Eleventh Night reviews
CLICK ME. After a ship wreck, Mai Taniyama finds herself on the unknown island of Illyria. By masquerading as a boy, she finds work, for none other than the Duke Oliver... Lady Masako's idol...Read and review please! MaiXNaru MasakoXJohn FINISHED!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,104 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
The Kettle Mystery reviews
Oneshot. Something odd is going on...Yasuhara has a little plan to push Naru and Mai together through the wonderful medium of tea.. But then everything goes wrong. As usual. Utter sillyness. Mai x Naru Read and review!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Impromptu reviews
Ever done something spontaneously, only to regret it a minute later? Edward's having doubts about leaving Bella, but will he make things right? oneshot read and review please! First twilight fic ever so be kind!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Yes, I really AM a Transfer Student reviews
CLICK ME. Exactly that. How will Naru cope in a normal High School? Based on a dream again, read and review please! NaruXMai Review review review! Finished!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Western/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,709 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
But I Can Transfer Back At Any Moment reviews
Sequel to Yes I really AM a Transfer Student. Naru's still on the lookout for Gene, but for how much longer can he stay in Mai's High School...? And what the hell is Gene? And what does Masako think she's doing? NaruXMai duh LinXMadoka
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/20/2008
If Fools were Foolish reviews
What if Akkarin had decided to make Regin his novice? AkkXSon Runs slightly alongside the books. Takes place from the Novice, past is just the same as in MG. Read and Review please!
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,449 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007
A Fishy Tale reviews
Samantha Fish, daughter of Govenor Fish of Tortuga has decided to escape from all the fishes in her life. But how will she cope when she meets a certain pirate...? Based on a dream, read and review please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007