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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Death Note, and X-overs.

Hello there :D

I am Sam. Sam I am.

I'm 18 years old and writing is one of my greatest passions

Alright so here is what's going on in the life of Sam right now. After many months of writers block all these ideas suddenly flooded my mind, so I have a bunch of stuff to write about when I get the time. Procrastination is usually the way to go :D

I started a Thor novel which is going to be fantastic. And I've been writing Loki drabbles inbetween. Although it's still fanfiction it's progress! I'm uncontrollably happy about it :D So yeah I shall be posting drabbles while working on the novel. Not sure when I'll begin posting that.

Also, I was thinking of getting rid of some of my old stories on here. Or maybe not getting rid of them but taking them off, revising them, and reposting them. Because I wasn't the best writer ever when I was twelve. Sometimes I wonder what the hell I was thinking when I wrote them haha but if I have absolutely nothing else to do I guess I'll do that.

I also want to say that I really appreciate all of the positive feedback I get from my readers. You guys have no idea how much it means to me when people enjoy reading the stuff I write



-- heh, I stole this from somebody, your welcome to steal it from me.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

THE 1990's

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Keenan and Kel.
-Doug.
-the amanda show.
-all that.
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-fresh prince of bellair
-full house.
-cheers.
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack
-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

when kick ball was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

You and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

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If you laugh at a joke that nobody gets, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Riptide by Sakura Kinoshita reviews
Previously titled "Renkinjutsu". Being the most intelligent medic ninja of her time, Sakura Haruno was confident she could handle any situation under pressure. However, this didn't include being swept away to an unknown world where alchemy reigns supreme. As a result, there was only one thing to do: survive. Revised Prologue/Chapter 0 released.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sakura H., Edward E.
Loki's Reward Part 3 by tophatsare123 reviews
Loki and his Midgardian beauty finally meet.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Loki
Fashion Statement by DM-sama reviews
Jane's noticed that Loki's wardrobe is a little bit lacking in the...normal department. So she decides to take him shopping! Loki/Jane Fluff
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Jane F.
Loki Lemon by emmyloo-x reviews
Wooo \o/ this is the second part to the Loki lemon from Quotev
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
The Choices We Make by IMOPPI23 reviews
Fan fiction about Rumiko Takahashi's characters Rin and Sesshomaru. Story is set a few years after Kagome returned to the Feudal era
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rin, Sesshōmaru
The Video Games and Chocolate War by fanficker1917 reviews
Matt comes up with a little contest to see who can last longer: Matt without his video games or Mello without his chocolate. Both are confident the other will lose. Eventually though they get impatient and resort to more "desperate measures." ;
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Matt, Mello
101 Ways to Annoy LightKira by sexikat729 reviews
Exactly what the title says, it's a stupid list, with some funny stuff. Please don't flame. I don't own death note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Lyrics of a Dying Heart by Frankenstein's Mom reviews
Music is her life. Her favorite song could discribe her life at that point. But will music be enough to get her through her troubled life? And what will the first good original song since the 5th grade mean to her loved ones? Konoha High parings. MINA
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007
42 Ways to Annoy Sakura by Namine94 reviews
Sakura bashing and foul language. Will boost rating if requested. Thank you. Hope you like it. Plz no flames. Sakura fan's be warned HEAVY SAKURA BASHING TAKING PLACE! That is all. Thank you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's 101 ways to annoy Sakura by False Apology reviews
Sakura was being attacked by Sakura, again! He locks himself in his house and begins creating 101 ways to annoy Sakura. Would he be enough of an idiot to go and actually do it though?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke Uchiha by Ayame Shikyo reviews
This is a short list I made when I got bored.PLEASE COMMENT AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
the continuing story of Sabaku no Gaara by scarfganini reviews
parody of the beatles continuing story of bungallow bill, to gaara. just had to. please read it it's short
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Pushing Buttons by 1 DeathGoddess reviews
Lists of ways to annoy your favorite Death Note characters to the point of insanity. With L, Raito, Mello, Mikami, Matt, Misa, Near, Takada, the Shinigami, Investigation team and finally, the SPK!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Haruno Sakura by jesuistigerlily reviews
A bit of humor never killed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
50 ways to annoy the pants off of Sasuke Uchiha by Frankenstein's Mom reviews
I know it says 30 but its 50. Trust me its 50. it is as funny as i could get it to be! I got the idea from Harvest Moon Raccoon. Read and Review please! and I might make more if you like it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ice Bucket by arcanioque reviews
Gaara, Kankurou, and snacking on ice cream at midnight. Sand sib fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Gaara's Midnight Snack by KashTheKwik reviews
Everyone's favorite little hellion sand nin searches all of Konoha's residents to find his perfect midnight snack and crazy things ensue! R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004
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Bribes and Competition reviews
L has a little deal for Mello and Near. They have to compete in a game to get what he promises them. A death note short story :
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Detective Kankuro reviews
Kankuro is out to find out whats really going on in the lives of his siblings and other familiar ninjas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Inuyasha Remix reviews
One of my best friends and I go to Feudal Japan. Everything is about to change because this is the reemmmiiixxxxxx
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Inuyasha
Mello Wonka reviews
Who else fits the role of Willy Wonka better than Mello? What would happen if he had his own chocolate factory?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Mello - Complete
If You Give Gaara a Cookie reviews
Giving Gaara cookies could be potentially dangerous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara's Journal reviews
What better way to creep in the life of Gaara then in his journal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Gaara
Things That Make You Wonder reviews
The title says it all :
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Death Note Characters reviews
Exactly what the title says. I love the anime death note and decided to make one of these kinds of fanfictions for it. We all know that there are a million ways to annoy your favorite character from Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Suna Dating Game Starring Gaara! reviews
Gaara needs a girlfriend and that is what we going to get him in this fanfiction. Hosts include: Temari, Kankuro, and yours truly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
War of the Pastries reviews
Short Crossover between Deathnote, Naruto, and Family Guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Things Gaara Would Never Say reviews
Some of the things you'd never expect Gaara to say O.O
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Unknown Facts About the Naruto Characters reviews
Some facts you never knew about your favorite Naruto characters. Enjoy :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Inuyasha Style reviews
Crossover between Inuyasha and Naruto :D
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Ways To Annoy Your Favorite Group From Inuyasha reviews
I was really bored and I know all you Inu fans want to go to Feudal Japan but if you got there...what would you do if you got bored? These are just a few ideas...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Inuyasha - Complete
The Day I Stole Gaara's Teddy Bear reviews
Trust me you don't want to do this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara's Crumbelievable Cookies reviews
Someone steals the cookies that Gaara made and he's gonna find out who did it..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Gaara, Orochimaru - Complete
Ways to annoy Orochimaru reviews
Nobody likes Orochimaru. Ok..maybe as a kid but he's all gay now. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
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