Don E. Delivery
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Joined 05-14-07, id: 1278662, Profile Updated: 04-18-15
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a twenty-eight year old from Jacksonville, North Carolina. I enjoy the various sports synonymous with white people, the taste of cold, refreshing brewed beverages and also writing in various forms. My stories are (usually) meant to be humorous, taken with a grain of a salt, and read for entertainment value. Most of the fanfiction that I read is well-written and original; the others have something else that attracts me, from a strange pairing to an interesting, new take on a particular character. So, when I write, I usually write with those qualities in mind. On that note, I would like to invite you to...

This is a forum where you can find various Harry Potter fans, all with a more eclectic taste for their writers and stories, mostly Independent and Dark-oriented Harry Potter tales. If you enjoy these and are not particularly partial to slash and Harry/Ginny relationships (although we also have the very best of those fandoms in our library) this could be the perfect place to find the great fics your looking for. If you're interested, I suggest you register, introduce yourself, and add to our repertoire of fiction, be it your own work or providing us all with something new and interesting from another author. Please, if you're going to make an ass of yourself, relentlessly promoting your own work (unless it's awesome!) do it elsewhere. We also have the most popular C2 in the Harry Potter category, highlighting the best our authors have to offer (including me!), a Work by Author section where authors can post their own fics and receive well-rounded feedback, and many other Harry Potter-related discussion threads. Also, we have cake.

Hint: The cake is a lie.

I hope you enjoy what I write. I hope you take the time to read through everything that is posted before passing judgement, and if you find any problems or just want to let me know you like my writing, by all means, leave a review!

Thank you very much. If you have any questions, you may find me on DLP or send me a private message.

I also make music (that's me in my Avatar. I mostly write and record hip-hop, though I do a bit of singing as well, which can be found at the following links):



I'm working on a new album with engineering, production, recording, singing and rapping all done by yours truly, so keep an eye out!

Thanks for your time!

Don E. Delivery


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Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 372,742 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 4,221 - Updated: 10/27/2022 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Deathly Hallowed by Shujin1 reviews
The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,463 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
The Death Eaters of Hogwarts by Mentally Impaired reviews
Revised Version! During Harry's 5th year there are internal threats at Hogwarts. Students by day, Death Eaters by night, the halls aren't safe to walk alone. Harry prepares for Voldemort but realizes he has a way to go before he can defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 161,013 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The King's Adviser by Dwitty reviews
In the summer between fourth and fifth year Ronald Bilius Weasley suffers an unfortunate accident in the dark rooms of Grimmauld Place, with Harry as the only witness. Unable to save his friend Harry is driven to a different fate, and remakes himself into a different man. Nothing could ever be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4201 - Favs: 12,418 - Follows: 11,326 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Half Blood Prince by dozygirl reviews
Post OotP. It's Harry's sixth year and there's a strange new group trying to get his attention. There's also a new prophecy about the Half Blood Prince and the truth abouth his own heritage for him to deal with. H/? R/Hr Non-humans, no slash, no horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,608 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
Echoes of Power, Part I: Anger by moshpitstories reviews
Harry mysteriously disappeared at age 6, and then benefited from years of tutoring from an old family friend. With the return of Voldemort, it's finally time for 15 year old, trained, somewhat cynical and sarcastic Harry to return. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 373,238 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 5034 - Favs: 14,519 - Follows: 6,883 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 19,955 - Follows: 7,492 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Vanishing Illusions by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 4,770 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Minister by Android Knight 47 reviews
AU. Slytherin Raised HP. At age 23, the charming Mister Potter figures to be the youngest Minister in history. Read as he deals with political intrigue, an arranged marriage and rumors of a dark resurgence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Last Goodnight by spazzoid3 reviews
This post-OotP fanfic covers Harry's 6th year. In this romance-angsty fic mixed with a little bit of darkness, Harry finds out what it's really like to be a best friend, a true love, and a part of a family. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 229,310 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
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We All Fall After The Yule Ball reviews
Harry's attraction to Parvati leads him to take his Yule Ball preparation much more seriously and his night is changed as a result. Includes an awesome Ron, an interesting Parvati and a drunk Katie Bell. Oh, and what's a Yule Ball fic without a little Fleur Delacour?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,644 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Parvati P.
An Alternative Prophecy reviews
AU. When Sybill Trelawney recites her first prophecy a bit differently, the effects are far-reaching. An orphan girl is raised by her Aunt and Uncle along with her overbearing older cousin, eagerly anticipating the day she can leave them all behind, while a raven-haired boy grows up in his father's shadow, dreaming of making his own destiny once he reaches his parent's alma mater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Albus D., Sirius B., Severus S., Harry P.
The Minister's Daughter reviews
Harry Potter always had a way of attracting trouble. Who knew trouble could be so attractive? Some Harry/Ginny; Some Harry/OC. One does not simply sex up the French Minister of Magic's daughter and expect it to stay quiet... CHAPTER NINE POSTED ON 8.30.13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,337 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P.
Gone, No Goodbyes: A New Harry Potter Fanfic reviews
Harry Potter has had enough of his life. Ron and Hermione married and are pregnant with their first child. Ginny left... mostly because he kicked her out. And as far as the rest of his friends go... who bloody cares? Harry never had that many friends anyway. After years of making England a happier place he wants out. This time, he says, he's leaving without saying goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P.
Potter, No Angst reviews
Harry grows up without the threat of Voldemort and is sorted into Ravenclaw. He's been allowed a lot more free time... to chase girls. The only problem? Some girls want to chase him. Arrogant!Harry, Ginny/Harry/Hermione, Harry/Pansy, Harry/Luna. Humor and Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,435 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Pansy P.
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