Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
Kaye: Hello! You have now ventured into the profile page of Norwegian Moonflower! If you want to stay sane, please leave now!
Moonflower: Kaye! Stop that! You're scaring them away, and then who will read my stories!
Kaye: They should be warned, and you know it, you insufferable Hufflepuff!
Moonflower: That's the worst you can do? I am a Hufflepuff, remember? Proud of it too!
Kaye: :opens mouth for sarcastic remark:
Tiffy: Please stop the fighting, you two! You're making me insane!
Moonflower: Okay, on with the show! I'm Norwegian Moonflower and I'm Norwegian!
Moonflower: Shut it!
Tiffy: :taps her foot: What did we agree on?
Moonflower and Kaye: :in monotone: No more fighting.
Tiffy: Good girls:pats Moonflower and Kaye on heads:
Moonflower: I will not be treated like a dog! You can pat wolf-girl on her head, but leave me be!
Kaye: :sticks out her tongue:
Tiffy: :rolls her eyes:
Moonflower: Now I'm taking charge again!
Kaye: No, you're not:tackles Moonflower and takes her computer:
Moonflower: NOOOOOOO:sobs: My computer!!
Tiffy: :shakes her head: Children...
Kaye: :cackles madly:
Tiffy: I think I need to be the voice of reason now that Moonflower and Kaye have run off. :ignores the yell from behind her: Moonflower is a huge Harry Potter-fan, people! She's also a true Remus/Sirius-SLASH fan. And Her good friend Norwegian MoonShadow made her a Harry/Draco-SLASH fan too. So be warned. :gets popcorn and sits down to watch Moonflower strangling Kaye:
I found this on madame de lioncourt's page and really liked it! Those with homophobia: Go away!!
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --