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While looking at this page vis-a-vis admissions tutors, I realised I've had almost exactly the same profile on here and Fictionpress since I was twelve years old. I ought to do something about that. Cue ruthless re-writing.

So, I'm Cathy, now eighteen and at college. To clarify, that's not college as in university but sixth-form college.

My pen name is Rosie, a character who I made up years ago for the Harry Potter fandom, but never actually wrote. I'm very nervous about fanfiction; using someone else's characters is a huge responsibility. You never know, I might put something up here one day.

In the meantime, I also live at http://www.fictionpress.com/u/578710/

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Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Beautiful Game by Kitty Ryan reviews
River and Jack play poker, and have their own, very special rules. Written for spoiler song's latest ficathon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ages old by Aellepi reviews
It is a not-age-old fight between them. It will start out of nowhere. It will end without a proper conclusion. A one-shot. Slashy themes ahoy!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
At First Brightness by skywalker05 reviews
The Master, at the age of eight, shuffled nervously up to the void with his hands in his pockets.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - The Master, Martha J. - Complete
A 'Friend' by teacupsandcyanide reviews
The Doctor makes a social call on Stormageddon. Sherlock is less than pleased to see him. Teen for minor swearing, nothing else.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Golden Boy by jenamy reviews
I suppose, as they say, it had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, no, it had to be the one kind that made me the worst kind of vulnerable a man could be. AU. Sherlock/John Mentions: John/Sarah COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
fabled flowers by escapedreality reviews
Because she's fourteen before she realizes it's all a lie.
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Liesel M. - Complete
Biscuits and Tea by Kakawot reviews
The Doctor and Arthur have a chat about life and loneliness over some real tea and biscuits.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Army Field Guide To by Hugger-Of-Trees reviews
A collection of drabbles related to the lighter and more fumble-y side of army life. Femslash warning: Polly/Mal containing an explosion of humorous innuendo with associated non-explicit adult themes .
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Polly P. - Complete
Dust by Imladviel reviews
Killing a vampire is relatively easy... making them stay dead is almost impossible. Maladict rises from the grave. Femslash, Mal/Polly.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Still Alive by intheinkpot reviews
Frankie contemplates returning to Glasgow. - Running was what she did best, and America seemed far enough. - Prompt: Oh look at the strange boy: he finds it hard existing -Oneshot-
Lip Service, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Frankie A. - Complete
Marriage, Babies and Hatred by anonymous23.19 reviews
It is six months after the Final Battle, Voldemort has been defeated but wizard kind is encountering a new problem - extinction. Enter a new law - a compulsory Marriage Law...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
One Last Dance by Corporal Maladict reviews
Salacia von Humpeding attends a ball at the Borogravian Embassy. She meets someone she remembers from now ago, but they have changed - Maladict is now Maladicta, much to Sally's chagrin. Femslash well, kissing only , Mal/Sally.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sally von H - Complete
of Lemon Hair and Thievry by Patience Winchester Halliwell reviews
Based on the Book Thief by Markus Zusak. AU: What would have happened if the coated men had forced the Steiners to allow Rudy to attend the school? Rudy certainly wouldn't have died in the bombing on Himmel Street. Rudy/Liesel
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
What An Idea by JustBFree reviews
In which the Hatter convinces Alice to stay on in Underland for a time, and all that occurs before her eventual return to her own drab, colorless world.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,271 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Meaning Of Life by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
Finding out the truth by Meep meep reviews
When Jack and the Doctor remeet, Jack finds out some bitter truths. How he wished it'd gone differently. Everything he'd done...just to find the truth. Warning! acute slash! Spoilers!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/17/2007
What happens if you summon the sun? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Dumbledore over-rides Snape's potions homework and assigns Harry something else. Will the end result in the end of the world? Fourteenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
50 Marred Sentences by BandGeek727 reviews
Because I'm oh-so-predictable.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - XR, Mira Nova - Complete
The Dalek Invasion of Discworld by Rosethorn reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Miscommunication by almondcrescent reviews
James solves a problem with the useful little notes the Marauders write in class. RL/SB, R and R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Restricted Section by Kylara Kitsune reviews
Hogwarts is more than just a school building. It's alive in ways the students mostly don't realise. Rose and Scorpius find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
WotC: The Curse of the Black Firebolt by LoveHurtsLife reviews
Wizards of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Firebolt, a crossover between Harry Potter and PotC! R&R, me hearties, I'll try and update as much as I can!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2008
Seventeen Ways To Irritate by Lace Brandon Whitlock reviews
Rather self explainitory, I think. Seventeen ways to drive the Harry Potter charactes up the wall. Rated T, because... Well, because.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
The Tenth Doctor Owner's Guide by SnowFox3 reviews
Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
From The 'Suicides etc' Folder by eruthiel reviews
A brief selection of the more unusual entries in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch folder, 'Suicides and Other Unpleasant Things'. Apparently stolen from the lockers of Nightwatch HQ, though they deny any knowledge of the list.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Basalisk Fangs:A Collection of Missing Moments by spuffyfan22 reviews
A Collection of Missing Moments between Ron and Hermione throughout the course of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Obviously, there are spoilers. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,516 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
123 Ways To Annoy The Hogwarts Staff by eruthiel reviews
What it says on the tin. ATTEMPT AT YOUR PERIL. The author will accept no responsability for injury to the reader as a direct result of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
The Last Year by KittyThomas reviews
Set immediately after the penultimate chapter of book 7: the lost book 8. Harry, Ron and Hermione have to repeat their last year to obtain their N.E.W.Ts. Yay with the Quidditch and lessons! Usual pairings, plus one more...C O M P L E T E R&R still!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,571 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead letters by jennygiraffadil reviews
Three different accounts of how they never got to tell one another they loved them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
George and by marginaliana reviews
George never quite recovers. SPOILERS FOR HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - George W., Ted T. - Complete
Can I Call You Dad? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Commander Vimes' daughter has a new boyfriend that he's sure he won't approve of. But who is it?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.