Poison's Bane
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Joined 05-16-07, id: 1279771, Profile Updated: 01-04-10
Author has written 2 stories for Batman, Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

My name, to all of you, is Serpent's Anima, I'm an American college student who enjoys reading, writing, drawing, and oddly enough smoking. Yes I smoke, and I'm not proud of it, but tell me to quit and I'll start ignoring you. I've currently written Harry Potter and the Greenhouse of Ivy, and its Remake. Both stories are on going, and I've started a third, Harry Potter and the Darkest Knight. Similar story, except a lot more graphic, and rated M for a reason. I'm not really sure why, but the prospect of Harry being raised by Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn really gets to me. Maybe I'm just a sucker for the obviously dramatic child abuse Harry suffered and J. K. tried to glance over as if it was nothing. Poison Ivy does have a caring side as seen in Batman Comics story line, No Mans Land, where she takes a park, turns it into a lush jungle and begins taking care of the orphans of Gotham. Course it could also be because of how much Ivy looks like Lily, I mean even Poison Ivy's middle name, Lilian, seems to make it work all the more.

I do like the Joker, but the fact he's a woman hitting creep in the old cartoons, well that took it a bit over the line for me. So I'm happy with pairing Ivy and Quinn. Joker is more a solo act, though he does appear in my stories occasionally, he will not be partnered with Harley. Now, I haven't gotten to them in any story yet, but I do have problems, major problems with the Weasleys. I know, shock and gasp right? The whole train station/hogwarts express thing seems a bit to.. trappish, thought not a word it fits. Random full grown witch is going to walk past Harry Potter complaining about Muggles at the top of her lungs, and even though Hogwarts has what? 7 years times 20 students, 140 students roughly as a maximum, Ron couldn't find anywhere else to sit but with Harry, and look just as poor and pathetic as possible and got to be friends with Harry due to sympathy?

Also, Ron is a Slytherin, pointed out in the first book that Ron has the ambition for Slytherin but is just to damn lazy. That's right I said, he gets Hermione to do the work for him, even though he doesn't seem to ever like her until she starts dating Victor Krum. If it was up to Ron, Hermione would have been killed by a Mountain Troll, not very Gryffindor, or even Hufflepuff, like if you ask me. Hermione fits in Gryffindor but I see her more as a Ravenclaw. Harry is loyal to a fault, willing to fight for his friends even if he should die. That my friends is a Hufflepuff, bravery is added in afterwards. So none of the Golden Trio should have been in the Lion House. Also I don't think Snape was cute after finding out he stalked Harry's mother, stole letters from her to other people, took everything of her he could find, while absolutely loathing Harry because he was the constant reminder of Snape not getting his greedy way. Excuse me if I don't cry tears for his death.

Dumbledore is another character who can go shove a road flare up his arse, though he'd probably enjoy that. Has people spying on Harry, knows he's being starved, beaten, worked to death, and constantly under psychological torment, being called 'Freak' or 'Boy', not allowed to do anything, blamed for everything no matter if something happened or not, and he's just going to sit on his ass in front of his desk and suck on a lemon drop? That is grounds for an arrest if I had my way. So I ain't crying over his death either. I also don't believe in Bloodwards. If they existed, hundreds if not Thousands of children would have been protected by them, not just one boy. So Dumbledore, I'm glad you were hit by a killing curse, and if you managed to survive like Harry did, I'm glad the long drop and the sudden stop finished ya. So there!

Apologies, apologies, to all those who were reading Greenhouse of Ivy, Greenhouse of Ivy Rewrite, and Darkest Knight. It seems that a certain little (7 foot tall) gremlin decided to delete all my stories as a joke. I'm not laughing and already punched him in the nose. From the deepest pits of my soul I would like to apologize to everyone once again, and hope you will continue reading. To answer any questions a head of time, so people aren't posting reviews asking me, I'll try to answer them here. I did not make back up copies of my stories, I never expected them to be deleted, so I would save one chapter over the other. Didn't exactly think that through. Also, Seed of Evil will be my last attempt at a Harry Potter/Batman crossover. I have other things I want to do, and this is slowing me down. So, once again I apologize, and I hope to keep seeing reviews from all of you.

Yeah, that's my personality and mindset for these stories. Hope you guys still like them anyway. Peace!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Harry and the Founding of Happiness by teddyaccount reviews
Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
Past and Present by Zaratan reviews
Ron's little girl is getting married, and that leads to a reunion that he never expected. Can Kim and Ron overcome the past 20 years?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kim P., Ron S.
Valentine's Surprise by Zaratan reviews
Bonnie has a secret admirer, and it leads to an interesting night on Valentine's Day. Of course, what happens when things progress farther than either expected? Not part of the Bonnie's Curse Universe. RonBon
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,486 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Bonnie R., Ron S. - Complete
Thirty by Zaratan reviews
As she turns thirty, one of Middleton High's former cheerleaders reflects on life and the future. My entry in my own Cheerleader Tales contest.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Blackest Potter by what are you even saying reviews
AU: Harry is taken and raised by Bellatrix Lestrange, who no longer worships the ground Voldemort walks on. Most of the story takes place in Harry's fifth year. HarryLavender
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Image change by stuffjeff reviews
Harry is left to execute Sirius' will as the new head of the Black family. HarryBellatrixNarcissaHannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
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Life in the Stars reviews
Dumbledore sends Harry off the planet, where he will be raised as a Jedi, never to see Earth again. But what does his influence have on the rest of the Star Wars universe?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P.
Seed of Evil reviews
Harry's mother comes looking for her son, and its not Lily Potter. Will the Hogwarts and the wizarding world know what to do when Harry is raised far away from the streets of Little Whinging, and out of Dumbledore's control? Rated MA for later chapters.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.