Evilkit13
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Joined 05-16-07, id: 1279915, Profile Updated: 09-11-11
Author has written 4 stories for Total Drama series.
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Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SLASH! Eric is tired of being the resident fatass. Befriended by the Goths, he soon discovers ways to deal with his weight. But when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Excuse Me While I Kiss This Ed by Mr. Apocalypse reviews
During a party, a bet is placed. Edd finds himself in a terribly embarrassing situation that's going to take some time to get use to. What an interesting month it will make for him. EddxKevin. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,968 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Edd, Kevin
Sweltering Cigarette by Novelnova reviews
It's Gordie and Chris' last year in Castle Rock. Strong language and sexual content. Chris/Gordie. Chapter 12 is rated M.
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,127 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Gordie L., Chris C.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Other Table by SekritOMG reviews
So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,376 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Märchen: Midwest Arc by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Adventures of Noah by Craneeum reviews
It's bad enough to be the first loser from the Gophers. Faced with boredom in the Loser House, Noah makes some observations about the world. Heck, he might even learn something. they'll be slash eventually... Fic has been abandonned, but if you like No/Co, check my newer, reworked story with a similar concept: 'A Concert for Twenty Fingers'
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Cody, Noah
Everybody Must Get Stoned by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is obsessed with figuring out what Draco Malfoy would be like stoned. What happens when he finds he likes the results a little too much? Slash, Drug Content/Use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,100 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Playing Pretend Just Got A Lot Gayer by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Noah finds out that Eva wants to ask him out. Now Noah is acting gay to keep her off his tail, but since he's pretending to date Cody, who is hellbent on revenge against Eva, things might go a little too far. CodyxNoah.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
Slytherin Ties, and Teddy Bears by trexie reviews
AU. What would have been if the Potters had twins? What if Lily and James were not home that fateful night? What would happen if Harry was taken away and returned years later? Syltherin!Harry. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Possession by Courtanie reviews
Kenny isn't the only one sick of his constant dying. Now a pawn in the Devil's playground, he must fight for himself and a certain Jew to keep them from falling apart. K2 slash; M for...many many reasons
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 472,831 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Secrets of a Matchmaker by KiraKira-Kirimi reviews
Noah let the biggest secret of his entire life slip. To Geoff. Ah, what havoc is sure to ensure! No pun intended. Noah x Cody, other canons. On OFFICIAL hiatus until December.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,120 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Noah, Cody
In the Eye of the Beholder by noodlemonsters reviews
Gwen needs inspiration. What happens when her eyes settle upon the figure of a certain fitness buff? She feels an untamed passion exuding from her. But does this mean love? Warning: Femslash/yuri, fluffiness, and rageaholics. By the author of Innocence.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Gwen, Eva
10 Ways to Mesmerize a Dork by Tewr reviews
We always saw Noah reading a book, but what book was it, exactly? Cody is determined to find out, and it turns out it's not what he expected at all. Oneshot. Fluff.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Noah, Cody - Complete
I'm Not Insane, I'm Catholic by Cinvxten reviews
The Bible tells me so? Hold your four horsemen of the Apocolypse for just a second... when was the last time the Bible actually spoke to you? For Stan it was, well... just yesterday. Technically, it was God he spoke with. But damn, is He an asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
In the Middle by StarvingLunatic reviews
KiBo. KiGo. BoKiGo. Shego wants Kim. Bonnie wants Kim. Kim wants them both. Who's going to have her way? Probably Kim because she can do anything. Revising. Chapters 1-6 revised.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 353,786 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - [Kim P., Shego, Bonnie R.] - Complete
Whence We Practice, We Make Perfect by Cinvxten reviews
Sometimes, if we're really good, we can lie so well that those lies become truths. How many lies have you convinced yourself of? How many have yet to rise to the surface? Don't worry - you know what they say: Practice makes perfect. Just keep on lying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Set in Stone by Yet Another Dark Rose reviews
Seven years ago, the US fell into the greedy hands of the Fatass. Kyle Broflovski has spent the last six of those years locked up by the very same man, with a window as his last string to reality. Stan/Kyle and slight Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,752 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Double Dork by Kat of Mosh Pits reviews
Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Edd, Kevin
Treasure by Staryday reviews
COMPLETERiku and Sora are orphans who have finally found a way home. But can they get their with pirates chasing them constantly? And is the home they're going to really worth the one they just left? Or is something more going on behind the scenes?RS,AR,C
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,157 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Lack Of Colour by gothgrrl13 reviews
AU. Noah and Cody now live together and things have been great. But, when something tragic happens to Cody, will their relationship break? Older!Nody, Slash, etc.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,999 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Noah's Cologne by WillowWitch reviews
When Izzy strengthens the smell on Noah's cologne, it causes three boys at Playa Des Losers to come to terms with their feelings towards him. What will Noah do? What will happen when he begins to fall in love with ALL of them? NoahxDuncan/Cody/Justin
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,935 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Noah - Complete
How It Happened by WillowWitch reviews
Noah and Cody got together after Total Drama Island... But how did this happen? I'LL TELL YOU HOW! Read the story and find out! Rated T for violence in later chapters!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Noah, Cody - Complete
2013 by Cinvxten reviews
After the historically short WW3 ended with a nuclear bang, America is left with a new government. But could these dark times be enough to destroy what was thought to be most powerful? Love and friendship? South Park, Alternate Universe, rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Persevere by Cinvxten reviews
Stan is plauged by a new feeling for Kyle he's never had before. But will Kyle even return those emotions? Whatever happens, Stan knows he must persevere! Rated M for language and other adult content treachery, rape, suicide attempts
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misery Business is Simply Theatrics by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Scraps of Gold by Kjesta reviews
Shinji is member in a gang of street kids, Kaworu the son of wealthy but rather indifferent parents. What happens when the gang attempts a raid at the Nagisa mansion and their worlds collide?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,482 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Kaworu N., Shinji I. - Complete
Playing with Fire by Vampire Toy reviews
Damien refuses to let go of the only friend he’s ever had. Sequel to ‘Snow Angels’
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Pills, Demons & Etc by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
Oneshot.SLASH.Brick's POV. Brick's need for crime and drugs used to be just his way of having fun, but he soon realizes that he's not just dragging himself down. Bad language so it's an 'M' rating. Please review.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Brick, Boomer - Complete
Heartless Vs Nobodies by Staryday reviews
YAOIRoxas and Sora move to a city run by two gangs, Heartless and Nobodies. Sora befriends Riku, a Heartless, while Axel, a Nobody, attaches himself to Roxas. Complete
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,784 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
By Silent Voice Say I by Kat of Mosh Pits reviews
A series of Oneshots, Kevin's mindset in the story Double Dork. Formerly 'Halves', now changed to fit more than one chapter.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
A True Lover's Ed by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
When a dear friend is breifly indisposed, you tend to appreciate them more. For Ed, however, what begins as a reference to a made for tv movie becomes a feeling of deep, undeniable love for his dear ol' Sockhead. Eventual yaoi.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,403 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Ed, Edd - Complete
Snow Angels by Vampire Toy reviews
Damien didn't know it was possible to make an angel.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
My Little Badger by pearl84 reviews
A rash move from Danny leaves him with a very angry Vlad in hand, who quickly decides to teach him a lesson in respect by the only way he knows how: Humiliation. The fiery teen soon finds himself to be a fiery Badger!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,188 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
FEMSLASH. BubblesButtercup. Oneshot. As kids, Bubbles and Buttercup would play dress up and pretend to be a loving couple. Now older, the two rediscover a childhood bond.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Buttercup, Bubbles - Complete
Of Shooting Stars And Battle Scars by tarry rash wanton reviews
Whether through tragedies or fairytale endings, Peter will hold Edmund's hand. slash, incest. PeterEdmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Chronic by Nate Grey reviews
While trying to plushienap Kim's beloved Pandaroo for DNAmy, Shego accidentally discovers that Kim has a SLIGHT emotional disorder...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Bang Bang by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
ONESHOT. SLASH. StanKyle. Stan's POV. 'I wondered constantly if I was just with him because I was afraid to be alone. Why did I stay? Did I love him' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Alone With Death by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. ...I pounded on the door with the little strength I had left. By that time, I had absolutely no more feeling left in my hand, as well as half my body... PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Stan M. - Complete
Who Is That In The Mirror? by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. ...I felt… guilty. I felt… sad. I felt… sane. I was a normal person like I had been just a month ago. I was Kyle again. All thanks to Stan... PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Four Days by Fletset reviews
COMPLETED. Cartman's verbal abuse is one thing. Violent Anti-Semitism is another. (SLASH StanKyle).
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
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Short Shorts for Dorks reviews
Collection of Shorts for our favorite dorks. More will randomly be added. NoahxCody
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Reading With Silence reviews
Silence was always golden to Noah. So why when he finally had it, did he just long for company? NoahxCody
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Noah, Cody - Complete
The Short Story of Noah reviews
Cody is kissing me. Meaning another boys lips are meeting mine, a boy. Two people of the male persuasion are kissing. One being me and the other being my almost equally intelligent popular-obsessed friend. And we are both male. Do you see my issue here?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Noah, Cody - Complete
New Life reviews
“I...was just hit by a car.” The kid paused for a moment before crossing his arms and staring inanely at the shorter teen. “I’m perfectly peachy.” NoahxCody
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Noah, Cody