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Joined 05-17-07, id: 1280160, Profile Updated: 11-10-08
Author has written 6 stories for Young Ones, and Cats.

Hi, I'm Rip, and my arms are weirdly cold. Er...yeah, I'm not good at profile - blah, it always seems so trivial. I write stories sometimes, and sometimes I put them up here. I like to think I'm a decent writer, but in reality my attempts are average at best, and can be really dire. I dabble in many fandoms, so there'll probably be quite a variety of stuff on here eventually, but at the moment most of my ideas are Cats and Young Ones... I like to think I'm funny, but I think usually people are laughing at me, not with. Be warned: Slash gives me the happy tingles, so there will be quite a lot of that.

In my spare time I make music videos/fanvids, which you'll find at www.youtube.com/user/Ripdementia. They're mainly Cats, so far. I also have a Devart with a few doodles up here:

Unless otherwise stated, my portrayal of Cats characters is based on their depiction by the video cast, just because I know them best, although I do sometimes get ideas for plots or pairings from other performances.

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Threads by electricskeptic reviews
Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Girl by three-squee-gree reviews
Howard's been behaving strangely. Vince is having weird dreams. Something's not right. Howince. Story up for adoption.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,072 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
The Secrets Of Happiness by ItsOnlyDallis reviews
Sometimes happiness isn't where you thought it would be. Sometimes it's in the last place you thought possible. Slash. COMPLETE!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Hush My Angel by fdggf reviews
I am coming for you, angel of mine...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Macavity, Demeter - Complete
For the Greater Good by DramaticTendencies reviews
FOR THE GREATER GOOD WE NEED TO HIT 1000 Cats fanfics..............................xxx
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Visit To the Vet by Nienna100 reviews
After their battle, Munkustrap and Macavity return to each other. Because everything's different when it's just the two of them. Mild Slash.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Macavity, Munkustrap - Complete
Forgotten, I Still Watch You by fdggf reviews
Even though, you have all forgotten me. I watch over you. A nightmare hanging over your paradise.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Tingles by RosylaGypsy reviews
Rum Tum Tugger and Mistoffelees, out for a midnight stroll. They get into a spot of trouble. One-shot.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Beholder by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
She would never dance for me. Not if I didn't watch her. In secret, of course.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Every Human Law by The Penguin Ate My Homework reviews
Well, the song does say that he's broken EVERY human law...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Macavity
Tale of Two Kitties by allikitty699 reviews
Fanfic based on CATS by Andrew Lloyd Webber. How Mr. Mistoffelees met and fell in love with the Rum Tum Tugger.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Outdoor Activities by The Versatile Scarf reviews
Just a day in the life of the Young Ones. // slashy themes, nothing terrible
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Dear Sister: I Love You by Taintie reviews
Mungojerrie has loved his twin sister, Teazer, for as long as he can remember. Then he cooks up a scheme to make her love him without her realizing it.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,522 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007
The Good Poets Trilogy by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
PRESLASH. Because Rick's an awful poet and Vyvyan recognizes Pope audially..
Young Ones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
I'm Anybody's by The Versatile Scarf reviews
Well what about Babycham?" One-Shot, Could be taken as Slashy.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
A Pair of Very Unusual Idiots by electricskeptic reviews
It's the little moments that count the most. Pure, unashamed fluff. Vince/Howard slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
He Too Had Stol'n Away by Felinae Silvestris reviews
Tumblebrutus is sent ashore on a covert mission. He gets caught, and now he has to face the consequences of trying to steal from the Napoleon of Crime. Off hiatus, updated and completed as of 26/02/08!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Phenomenal by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
The greatest magic Mistoffelees does, is the one trick nobody's noticed... not even the nosy Rum Tum Tugger.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Fooling the Protector by Candlewick reviews
Pouncival, feeling hungry, drags his friend Tumblebrutus through an odd, funfilled adventure just to get something to eat. PouncivalTumblebrutus slash.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey, Pouncival/Carbucketty - Complete
Breakfast At Macavity's by Kirsten Louise reviews
Why is Mungojerrie working for Macavity? Macavity sulks over the evils of, well, being evil, and everyone's favorite thief is decidedly unsubtle. Rated up to be safe. Mungojerrie x Macavity.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Zombie by MASC reviews
A short story that takes place one night when all the world is infected by a strange virus that turns people into the undead. Now the boys must defend themselves at all costs and most importantly, save Rick's bottom! My 1st YO fic so don't expect much.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Mistoffelees: the hat molester cat by Deminia reviews
A little thing me and Bianca put together, because we had ideas that matched. Title says it all, please read and review, but don't review unless you've read.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Cold by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
PRESLASH. Why Vyvyan doesn't wear a winter coat.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
The Young Ones and The Lord of the Rings by Spiny Norman reviews
Short and weird.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Pain by Mrs. Twelvetrees reviews
Neil goes through some difficult times trying to stop a fight between Rick and Vyvyan.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
The Nightmare Before the Jellicle Ball by Solitary Shadow reviews
Too random to be summarized. Read at your own risk. Bill Bailey falls off the trapeze. A challenge from JestaAriadne's Random Pairings Generator.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Alright by JestaAriadne reviews
Oneshot. Rum Tum Tugger, a storm and an unexpected distraction. Everyone knows you have to be extremely careful with Demeter except, apparently, the girl herself...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Rum Tum Tugger, Demeter - Complete
Disorientation by Solitary Shadow reviews
Macavity muses, thinking about the one his mind keeps wandering to. And no, it's not Demeter, Bombalurina, Misto or Munkustrap. This may be... a bit... disturbing.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Skimbleshanks, Macavity - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Macavity: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
So you've bought yourself a MACAVITY model. Congratulations! Here's all you need to know about caring for your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Sideless by Is0lde reviews
Alas! for Aziraphale has Fallen because of his fraternising with Crowley the demon. What's he going to do now? I suck at summaries. But... R&R.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2005
Dummies' Guide To CATS Romance! by JestaAriadne reviews
...So just how DID Maccy and Old D. find true, true love?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Macavity, Old Deuteronomy - Complete
Freedom's Way by Fyrie reviews
Captured and imprisoned, two felines are forced into a strange allegiance.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 4/20/2002
The Other Side of Midnight by Xanthia Morgan reviews
After the Ball, Macavity seeks revenge on the cat who ruined his plans. COMPLETE
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Complete
Another Short Story about Munk & Dem& Macavity too by JestaAriadne reviews
CATS fic. You could say this is a sweet little piece about how love conquers all. You'd be telling a total lie. Contains one sibling rivralry I GUARANTEE you won't have expected.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Couple of Cats by JestaAriadne reviews
CATS fic. ...It's a simple story, really, and one that's been told many times. But here they are: Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer, alive and well after all that, just having a laugh.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002 - [Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer] - Complete
A Short Story about Munkustrap and Demeter! by JestaAriadne reviews
CATS fic. Also entitled: In which the dangers of taking things literally are truly revealed. Also: In which the relevance of goldfish is not.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2002 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Complaints from a Gumbie by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
Jennyanydots isn't exactly pleased with the fanfic authors...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Jennyanydots - Complete
No Reprise by howsentimental reviews
Tantomile wanted to be an individual, but everything comes with a price....
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2001 - Complete
Nipped Nap by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
Ever wonder about the...odd pairings that happen during the catnap portion of the Jellicle Ball? Well, this is my explanation of one such pairing....
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2001 - Complete
Deception of Birth by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
CATS fanfic. Involves incest and death....but it's not as horrid as it sounds, really. : Um...I'm not sure who the main character is, really. Actually, I could tell you, but that might spoil some things. Please RR!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2000 - Complete
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Mission: Misto reviews
Just a bit of fun. The Tugger wants Misto's help for one of his hare-brained schemes, but it rapidly turns into a mission to drag Misto, kicking and screaming, out of the closet. And then take advantage of him. So...banter, then slash.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Pride and Falls reviews
FOR THE GREATER GOOD! Slightly unusal drabble about Pouncival - floating the idea that perhaps he isn't really the smiling, cheerful, carefree kit we all know and love.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Pouncival/Carbucketty, Asparagus - Complete
Of Patience & Monuments reviews
On a summer's day before the Jellicle Ball, Victoria is nervous about the mating dance and discusses it with her best friend Mistoffelees. Drabbly oneshot. Unrequited slashyness. Couldn't think of a title.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Waiting reviews
In the small hours of the night, one cat keeps a solitary vigil. But why? Just a quick slushy drabble, no OC's. Slashy themes, even though nothing really happens.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Barbie Girl reviews
DO NOT READ THIS FIC. It is excessively silly, and involves Tugger, Misto, Skimble's Scotch, a frustrated Munkustrap, and a lot of slurring.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Shut Up or I'll Kill You reviews
Rick has a very disturbing dream, which may scar him for life. Slashy humour Rick/Vyv , nothing too graphic.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
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