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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Jane and the Dragon, and Naruto.
(harry potter) harry x hermione
(kingdom hearts) sora x kairi, roxas x namine
(naruto) sasuke x sakura, naruto x hinata, neji x tenten, shikamaru x ino, asuma x kurenai, pein x konan
(bridge to terabithia) jess x leslie
(avatar) toph x aang, zuko x katara
(jak & daxter) jak x keira
(ncis) tony x ziva, gibbs x jenny, mcgee x abby
(tak & the power of juju) tak x jeera
(roman mysteries) jonathan x flavia
(digimon) takuya x zoe
(pokemon) ash x may
(smallville) clark x lana
(house) chase x cameron, house x cuddy
(jane and the dragon) smithy x jane
(one piece) zolo x nami
(friends) chandler x monica
Fave Quotes By Homer Simpson:
Marge: "How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?" Homer: "Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is a Spiderpig!"
Lisa: Wow, look at the wonders of technology now.
Homer: Don’t worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like falling asleep…in a giant blender.
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Homer: How can you be so calm and cool? My stomach’s full of vomiting butterflies.
Homer: I don’t mind being called a liar when I’m lying, or about to lie, or just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I’M TELLING THE TRUTH!
Homer: I never apologize, Lisa. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
Homer: The sea forgives all! Not like those mean old mountains - I hate them so much!
Homer: English side's ruined, must use French instructions..."Le grille"?! What the hell is that?
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer, drunk: Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
Homer: It's true, I'm a Rageaholic...I just can't live without Rageahol!
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer: That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. Wow! A blue car!
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Homer: Okay, I'm never going to win Father Of The Year. In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world to have kids... wait, let me rephrase that. I love my kids. I'd do anything for Bart and Lisa.
Homer: Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.
Frink: ...and these (handing books to Homer) should give you the grounding you'll need in thermodynamics, hypermathematics and of course microcalifragalistics.
Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.
Homer: Bart go to your room!
Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin…but what good does that do me?
Favourite Quotes By Other Simpsons Characters:
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
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