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Joined 05-18-07, id: 1280717, Profile Updated: 01-30-14
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, One Piece, and Naruto.

an Australian called Bec that hasn't been here in three years but is now back.

My FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/625101/

If you want me to update, i will only do so if i get a review telling me to do so.

I mean, why update if no ones reading?

p.s. I will finish all my stories. I promise you. It just... may take a while.

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 10794 - Favs: 9,383 - Follows: 9,607 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stark Raving Mad by rlassie reviews
Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL AND PREQUEL POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Cormac M. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hummingbird by infinite vertigo reviews
A collection of NejiTen drabbles. Eternity: AU "If two people are meant to be, they will find their way back together." Genre: Romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,633 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
The One Piece Attempt by Sofi Bleuphyre reviews
THE REWRITE IS OUT! Look for TOPA: To Run and Fight. I'll keep this up for a little longer.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 193,479 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Zoro
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Psycho on the Going Merry by SkieLoon reviews
A tale of a girl, an ordinary girl from this world you and I inhabit, whom is struck into a coma by a speeding red pick up and right into the world of One Piece! Mayhem insues as she befriends the crew and irritates Zoro. Oh, it gets stranger, believe me.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 142,387 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 8/16/2006
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Last One Standing by amantebandido reviews
The four most unlikely teens get banded together to play a terrible game that leads them to the darkest places on Earth. Who is forcing them to play, and what do they know about the connection between Artemis and his mysterious new bodyguard?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
A Blog by Haruno Sakura by theforesttree reviews
AU. Sasusaku. Just because I don't act like I am a obesessed fangirl, doesn't mean that I don't have hormones. And just because you are romantically retarded and have a stick up somewhere unpleasant, doesn't mean you can't love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H.
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bound to Death by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
Her self-claimed fiancee is a Shinigami, no one can see/hear him so she ends up looking like a lunatic whenever she talks to him in public, she's signed up for an appointment with death in about a year Not related to death note. Continued by rocketxmuffin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Pinkish Green Saga by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,944 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
DARE by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Tenten is moving to Konoha.Preparing for a new school isn't easy especially when your bestfriend dares you to pretend to be a guy for the first semester.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
The World of a Weapons Journalist by Kiwipie reviews
OH MY GOD. Neji Hyuuga, my boss, just saw a bird crap on me. This is one of the worst days of my life. No scratch that. This IS the worst day of my life. Nejiten and a bit of naruhina,sasusaku and shikaino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,777 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Romantic Egoist by IrisEclipsed reviews
AU The boys are forced to begin a host club, but how is it supposed to work when half are antisocial and half are idiots? Doesn't help that certain girls are frequent customers. SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaTem KibaHinaNaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The First 100 by 2supersmart reviews
Oneshot '“And just because I wish that dress I saw today would fall out of the sky, doesn't mean it will, right?”, Sakura yelled. Ino looked up as well, almost anticipating the garment to start raining from the sky.' SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Seasons by sotto.voce88 reviews
Love was never seasonal. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Last by Lotos-Eater reviews
[NejiTen] Four oneshots in response to the LJ NejiTen FOIL challenge. Angst to crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Whirlwind by illusioned reviews
Four kisses that are completely unconventional, and one that isn't. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want To Go To An All Boy's School! by Miss Tuesday reviews
Kate's mom wants to send her to an all girls' catholic school, kate hates it. Kate decides a little change in plans is in order. COMPLETE! Thanks yall!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Tricks of the trade: The girls get plotting by AnimegirlKiki reviews
[Complete] The girls get the idea to play pranks on the boys.Long live funny goodness.Good clean fun. ShikaTema SasuSaku NaruHina Little JiraTsunade Fluffy on over drive Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,933 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
11 Fundamental Rules of Life by infinite vertigo reviews
There are 11 fundamental things you should never do in life. They include going bikini shopping, kick yourself in the area to get out of something, and fall in love with your best friend. Too bad Neji already did all of that.[PleaseR&R][NejiTen]COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,078 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Of Neji and Tenten by Hyper Ninja and the Weird Nin reviews
This is just a collection of Nejiten drabbles. NejiTen Updated! Chap. 6: Of Tenten and Balloons!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Memory by Orokid reviews
Alone and confused, Hermione sits alone and ponders about her relationship with Harry. Waaaay better story than summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tape Recorder by xturkeyxsexygranneh reviews
Why am I holding a tape recorder while approaching the bathroom which Granger is obviously occupying? SongFic: Just the Girl I'm Looking for by Click Five. DMHG fic. RomanceHumorDrama. Read the Warning and Disclaimer first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Dark Shelves by SexiAnglo reviews
Hermione falls asleep in the library, when the Head boy finds her, intresting situation happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Theory by Dying Romance reviews
“I am not a lesbian!” Hermione said, exasperated. “Yes, you are. Just admit it. Millicent would love to have you,” Draco insisted. “I like boys!” He raised an eyebrow. “Prove it by kissing a guy then.” OOC OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You've Got Mail by 2supersmart reviews
sasusaku Sakura bday fic 'First of all, he completely forgets my birthday. My sixteenth birthday. Which is today. Which I've been dropping such big hints about that even Naruto understood them! NARUTO' Through emails, we watch the story unfold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Intricacy by dance of isis reviews
Uchiha Sasuke never lacked subtlety. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Seduce a Ninja by Blaze2Sage reviews
[Complete] The Kunoichis found a flaming hot book about how to seduce the Konoha Ninjas! Will the rookies be in a surprise...or be pleased? [Nejiten][SasuSaku][NaruHina][ShikaIno]Warning: OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
The New Girl by HM-Babe reviews
There's a new girl at the ninja academy. She's unlike all the other girls and both Naruto and Sasuke take notice of her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,458 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U.
The Little Things by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
It's all in the little things. Random reflections on Naruto's feelings about his lovers and their relationship. NaruSakuSasu, unconventional format
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Childhood Memories by ashez2ashes reviews
a collection of short stories about the strawhat crew when they were kids.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005
Disgraceful by Joosetta reviews
Set after the three year break. 1093 days with Jiraiya, and Naruto has changed but is it for the better? Perhaps he's simply disgraceful. . . NaruSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Merry Mistletoe by Infinite reviews
Sirius decides to play matchmaker with some enchanted mistletoe on Christmas eve... Uh-oh, Lily and James are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Too Many Jellybeans reviews
What if… Tobi had a sister? Rai, the sister of our infamous Tobi. Gin, a girl they chance upon one day who ends up working for them and falling for... 'him'. Chaos, hilarity, pies and Akatsuki gets a 'buurn'. DeidaraxOC TobixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Random Installments Of My Knowledge reviews
A bunch of oneshots based on day to day life. Mainly romance, funniness and moral dilemmas. People fall in love and in fights so... be amused. xo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
That Didn't help reviews
I go to the one piece world and get into loads of.. uh.. situations. Jusht me. And i get up to mischeif. There could be some romance but nothing too serious so it should cheer you up.if you see it from my perspective it's funny.Jst Review plz and ill list
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008
23 Ways To Annoy The Green Haired Wonder! reviews
As said in title. How to annoy Zoro! And 23 is such a random number... my brother influenced most all of this so uh... well, enjoy! x tang
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008
Death is not an option reviews
Two girls fall into HP. Overused plot but with a twist, there IS a bad guy and he may not even be a guy after all. Will Sirius and James make new friends? Will one of our OC's fall for Sirius? WILL THE MARAUDERS STAY AWESOME? Find out inside! xo Tang
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sirius B., OC