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Joined 05-18-07, id: 1281045, Profile Updated: 04-28-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

My Name's Megan I'm 18 years old, the last story I wrote I was about 15 and I never finished its sequel. I probably never will because every time I go back to fix it I end up seeing everything wrong with the whole story and rewritting it all from scratch.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Quotes...

when life gives u lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how u did it

- unknown

it takes a day to love someone. it takes years to know what love is
-jason mraz

not all who wander are lost
-j.r.r. tolken

in a world of cheerios, be a fruitloop
-unkown

Peace through superior fire power

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.(well i have read it 13 times)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21239 - Favs: 11,699 - Follows: 7,413 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Mother's Instinct by The Blessing And The Curse reviews
**BEING REVISED** Bella was 16 when Edward got her pregnant. To avoid questioning and start a new life Bella moves away with her twins. Six years later she moves to Chicago, where she meets Edward, her new manager - who has a family of his own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
A New Heart by KieshaIshtar reviews
Bella and Jacob's near kiss in New Moon. What will Bella do after her kiss with Jacob, and after Edward comes back utterly obsessed? Definitely a tortured JXB story. Beware lemony goodness in chapter 12/33 . Twisted yet believable Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,902 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Candy by Morie reviews
Song inspired one shot that turned into a fic. Edward and Bella are friends of the "special" kind. The only problem is, Bella is in love with him. Will she be able to resist him long enough to demand something more? I suck at summaries, it's a fun read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,508 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5727 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonfire by wolfgirl89 reviews
It's been a year since Edward left Bella cold, broken, and in the arms of her best friend, Jacob. Bella knows her love for Edward will never die, but lately she's been seeing Jake in a whole new light. Rated M for language and tasteful but HOT LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,152 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Bleed the Sun Dry reviews
After the death of their mother Bella and Jasper run away from home. Seven years later they are living happily when suddenly their friends begin to go missing. when one by one they start showing up dead they realize it just may be all their fault. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Mistakes reviews
Sequel to SACRIFICE if you havent read it do not read this. Bella and the Resistors prepare to battle Kevin. Problems arise when Bella goes back in time. Can she figure things out before its to late to save Edward and the cullens? rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
SACRIFICE reviews
Edward never comes back after new moon and bella was changed by victoria, after 150 years she returns to Forks only to find that another vampire family has also taken up residence there. Is it the Cullens or a new group. rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,389 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete