Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
My Name's Megan I'm 18 years old, the last story I wrote I was about 15 and I never finished its sequel. I probably never will because every time I go back to fix it I end up seeing everything wrong with the whole story and rewritting it all from scratch.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
when life gives u lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how u did it
it takes a day to love someone. it takes years to know what love is
not all who wander are lost
in a world of cheerios, be a fruitloop
Peace through superior fire power
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.(well i have read it 13 times)
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
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