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Joined 05-18-07, id: 1281182, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Oh! Is that... YES! Hello readers of the fanfiction fanclub!! Wait... um... I mean hello readers!

I am Satu-Kurai!! Mostly known as Satu. I'm a 16 year old girl and I am madly in love with... wait for it... MYSELF!! ... WAIT NO! I'm not shallow. Naruto! Yes! I love Naruto! And cookies but that's a different story.


Favorite Couples:

Sasuke x Sakura

Naruto x Hinata

Neji x Tenten

Shikamaru x Ino

Now for some fun >D

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions! (by Chibi Shino)

1. Tenten

2. Neji

3. Hinata

4. Sakura

5. Kakashi

6. Sasuke

7. Naruto

8. Gaara

9. Ino

10. Shikamaru

11. Matsuri

12. Ayame


1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?


o . O

I don't think it's ever made.

2) Do you think 4 is hot? If yes, how much?

Sakura? Heck yes xD What? I have a thing for pink hair.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant



4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

YEAH xD I include Ino in my fics.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?


LOL SURE WHY NOT xD But I prefer my Nejiten and Sasusaku thank you very much

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?





Ino/Shika FTW. Who cares about Kakashi? (xD Im kidding Kakashi, ILU)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Naruto... walking in on... Neji and Ayame?

He'll be like, " WTF O-O! Ramen lady and N-N-Neji?! Arg Neji always get the best ones! (Stupid naruto xD )"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.



After a failed attemt of yet another Naruto confession, Hinata meets up with Shikamaru. He invited to her watch the sky with him. What happens when Hinata opens up him?

..Yeah xD

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?


LOL I dunno. Maybe I should check ;D

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.


Title... hm...

The day the ramen shack closed D: (LOL Im not creative)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sakura deflowers Tenten..?


12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?


13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?


15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?




16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?



17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?


Warning: CRACK. A whole LOT of it.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?

Shikamaru: Ah... This is troublesome but how about a troublesome dinner?

Neji: ...


I fail at this xD

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The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3485 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Very Own Fairytale by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. Because hating men is so clichéd and being a hopeless romantic is the only cool way to win the heart of a total mancandy; especially if you mix a Sasuke Uchiha in there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,910 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Second Konoha Christmas by Lifeofthe6 reviews
Christmas is here again, but Gaara's not feeling to great this year. Will the Kazekage ever find love? GaaMatsu, NaruHina, ChouIno, NejiTen, ShikaTema and hint of KankuKiba also in this story. Rated T for language sorry!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
You're Still Annoying by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
When Naruto accidentally makes everyone in Konoha switch their gender, the LAST thing they all need is a dose of confused romance. Crackish, usual hetero pairings. T for Ino's sudden obsession with groping Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Regrets by Jakia reviews
At Temari's wedding, Gaara catches the bouquet. Inept at understanding things like superstion and luck, Gaara now believes he has to get married. Insert hilarity here. [gaaramatsuri, shikamarutemari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Nude Escapade by Aurora Ciel reviews
This is it! I'm dead! I survived the fall, but Sasuke kun is going to kill me for sure! I'm going to die with out children or clothing! Gah! Damn you towels that don't stay in place' SasuSaku One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
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Jealously High reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and TenTen are jealous when a new group of kids come to their school and their guy friends started dating them. They also started dating the new guys eventually but this time.. the boys are jealous? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,189 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Perfectly Hinata reviews
Everyone is always trying to improve Hinata and trying to make her perfect but what if she doesn’t want to become someone that is not her? She decides to tell everyone her feelings at the karaoke club.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete