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Joined 05-18-07, id: 1281273, Profile Updated: 11-07-11
Author has written 34 stories for Lupin III, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Future Police Urashiman/未来警察ウラシマン, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Blue's Clues, Uta no Prince-sama, and Scooby Doo.

It seems weird to have a now irrelevant profile introduction from three years ago, so here I go in making this more up-to-date until my next update in three years.

There are two things that apply to my writing universally:
1. Nothing I have written should be taken seriously, ever.
2. Updates are sporadic.

The only ongoing project I have in mind at this time is trying to rewrite some of my older stories to be more awesome, which might also involve a few removals for future reposting.

I have recently rewritten (but not technically updated):
One Rainy Night (11-07-2011)

As for myself? I enjoy being a creature of mystery sitting behind a computer screen with a nefarious grin on my face.

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Adventures in : by Disco Ant reviews
Chapter 42 : Adventures in Poop. : No matter how much Goemon tries to avoid it, nature will come calling.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 39,333 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The Phone Call by Nani Lupin reviews
One phone call can change everything. Especially when it's from a children's entertainer. Oneshot full of insanity.
Lupin III - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
He-Man Finds a Seashell by He-Man reviews
Hi! I'm He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. Here's a story about a time I found a seashell. R/R! If you flame, you're lame!
He-Man - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2002
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Serpent's Tongue reviews
Oscar's looking to manipulate. Or perhaps, he's looking to be manipulated. He finds himself in the chains of dangerous attractions and strange temptations, with no name to his feelings. Throwing himself into the jungle to please his boss, Oscar risks losing himself in the embrace of a serpent. Meanwhile, Jigen just wants Goemon to disappear for a while. Goemon wants...?
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Goemon, Jigen - Complete
Shearing the Fake Heart
Ren's beaten down and lacking the inspiration he needs to finish his song lyrics and not get expelled. He reminisces in the fields, wondering how ever he will find the comforting touch he'd never had. Contains some hints of Oedipus and sheep lovin'. My special take on Ren's episode.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Ren J. - Complete
The Man in the Sailor Hat reviews
Having given up on Fujiko, Lupin finds himself in a new relationship. This time, it's with a man, and not just any man. The latest installment: Lupin tries to get this mysterious stranger to come out of his shell. Can some hot dogs and a sunset lighten the mood?
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2007
A Stranger's Kiss reviews
Kaito takes his chance meeting with Ran as an opportunity to introduce himself the way he specializes in. KaitoxRan
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Kaito K., Ran M. - Complete
Segreti Brillante: Escape From House Starish
Tokiya finds out he won't be able to sing. Things go downhill from there. Not one to be snubbed, Shining Saotome has something more in store for poor Tokiya, who will probably be just fine as long as he can escape.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Tokiya I., Shining S. - Complete
The Cure is Stronger Than the Poison reviews
Heiji gets a call from a worried Ran and fears that something is wrong with his best friend. Will Detective Hattori find out what's going on before it's too late?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Heiji H., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Wanderlust reviews
Mr. E and Pericles discuss their plans for the future, whatever that future may be. Stupidity and spoilers for Mystery Incorporated.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
Won't Bring Me Down reviews
Things get tense when Jigen and Goemon get careless with their love. Lupin doesn't take it quite the way they had imagined. Story includes violence and swearing.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Jigen, Goemon - Complete
The Honor of Love
Jigen is trying to sleep one night when he finds Goemon in his room, desperate for his help.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Jigen, Goemon - Complete
Our Sweetest Days reviews
Ren only knows one way to express his feelings. Masato wants to be noticed. Tokiya's having Tokiya problems. Otoya's friendzoned forever. Haruka's as perceptive as always. A truthful look at the students of Saotome Academy.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2012
The Story of Man Fujiko reviews
No matter how Fujiko did them wrong, Jigen and Goemon couldn't do much to get rid of her, for she was their greatest secret, a secret Lupin would never know.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Jigen, Goemon - Complete
Le Désir Importun reviews
Zenigata doesn't know what to expect when a strange woman comes up to him in a bar. Rated for mild objectionable content.
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Zenigata - Complete
Jigen Daisuke's Painful Past reviews
When Jigen's brother arrives for a surprise visit, Jigen has to decide if he's ready to face his past, and whether his past will dictate his future.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Jigen
Strawberry Days and Sunny Nights reviews
When we accept the chains that bind us, love begins anew. Things take a turn for the different and this time, it's about to get real. JigenxGoemon dumb romance drama jealousy stuff, sexiness, etc.
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Jigen, Goemon
Valentine's Gay reviews
Joe had a secret love. It was a forbidden one, yet he couldn't stop it. It was too bad it was one-sided... or was it? Will Joe find that certain someone for him on Valentine's Day? StevexJoe
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The Power of Strawberry Loving reviews
Jigen and Goemon get married and go on their honeymoon. Ridiculously silly PWP-ish thing. Sequel to Chained to You.
Lupin III - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Jigen, Goemon - Complete
Trapped in the Dark reviews
A tale of Zenigata's haunted past. One which involves cardboard boxes. And is written to be humorous so please understand it as such.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Zenigata - Complete
Chained to You reviews
Jigen wakes up to find himself nude and bound to the wall. Little does he know he's about to go on a journey of romance. WARNING for suggestiveness, romance, OMGTHISISSOFRIKKINGDUMBness, etc.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jigen - Complete
Girl's Got Spunk
LupinxGoemonxJigen Since Goemon escaped with his best friend, everything is so strange. Who ever thought he would fall in love? Could they really love him when they aren't even human? How can Calanthe help sort out his problems when she has her own? Bizarre OC/AU parody thing.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,408 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Goemon
Zenigata's Moral Dilemma Plus Translatorization! reviews
Pure Stupidity - Zenigata's not harsh enough on Lupin, they say. Except in the translatorized version, they're talking about hardware and parties...
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Zenigata - Complete
Love Knows No Boundaries reviews
AgasaxSonoko Sonoko's having trouble finding the right one. But when she gives up, will the right one find her? And what of Shinichi, who's wanting someone for his own?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sonoko S., H. Agasa - Complete
ItsudemoKISS withPapa
Claude has a totally normal/inappropriate relationship with his father. But when they're not what he thought they were, will their relationship be able to hold strong? Parody of that one show with that similar storyline that's anime-ish.
Future Police Urashiman/未来警察ウラシマン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Published: 8/12/2009
A Man and His Difficult Dog
Edgeworth wants to go to work in the morning, but Pess has other ideas. Can Edgeworth resist the advances made on him? Or is he the one making them? PWP, if it were porn. -And it's EdgeworthxPess, so there are certain things to expect.-
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Miles E. - Complete
Love Bites
EdgeworthxPess Gumshoe notices something weird, but Edgeworth won't explain it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Miles E.
Hello, My Darling reviews
Lupin and Fujiko meet one morning in the hotel room he's staying in.
Lupin III - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Lupin, Fujiko - Complete
Today's Turnabout reviews
Phoenix's latest client, a suspected cat napper, has something of his, his journal, and he has the get the wanted result, otherwise the name of his long-time crush will be revealed! Oh woe is he! Will be be able to keep his secret a secret?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
First Love Turnabout reviews
Crack Angst- All he wanted was acknowledgment from the person he'd always chased. All she wanted was for the man she'd fallen in love with at first sight to be able to look her in the eye. WARNING for implied things, spoilers, and a weird, weird pairing.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
A Man and His Dog reviews
EdgeworthxPess No matter how annoying work is, there's always comfort in the fact that home isn't just another miserable place to waste time. A magical story filled with romance and creepiness lies ahead.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Miles E. - Complete
Nightmare: In Mary Janes reviews
Lupin has an "interesting" experience. Don't worry, no discos involved. Yaoi Parody
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Jigen's Sad Realization reviews
Jigen finds that fanfics have driven Lupin permanently mad. It's not even really a sad realization, it's just scary. Rewritten.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Nightmare: In Pumps reviews
Goemon's sick in a weird kind of way. With him not able to control it, the others struggle to help him.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Redundant reviews
Jigen gets involved Lupin and Fujiko's tumultuous relationship. Mild slash.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Lupin, Jigen - Complete
Insert Relevant Title Here reviews
Fujiko and Lupin might be forced to have a kid. Since she's pregnant and all. Stupid ol' crack with Jigen being a jerk.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
One Rainy Night reviews
Fujiko demands more of Lupin, while he's convinced that he's giving her all a man can give. Will he discover what is missing?
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete