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Author has written 3 stories for Alex Rider, Ranger's Apprentice, and Harry Potter.

Kitty of the loners club

Some people look at me weird... I don't know why... maybe it's my friends... yeah that must be it!

"I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." - John 14:6

Of course this wouldn't be a proper profile page if I didn't have any thank you's, so here it goes;

There is only one person in this world who can withstand my obsession with story talk and who also gives as good as she gets so THANK YOU The Alleycat Ulan!! You're stories are awesome, you're ideas are fact you are just awesome!! Not very poetic I know but bear with me.

And of course I wouldn't be writing, or most importantly talking about story ideas if it wasn't for my trusted fans. It is still unclear though on whether I actually have any but a few people have put my stories on favourites and alerts so I'm directing this thank you to you. Even if you're only 50 people out of 9 billion on the planet, it's a start.


Conversations that some people hear wrong.

"Fruits basket" ..."Loot's casket"

"The kid gets looked up"..."The kid gets knocked up"

"Me and my yakuza army took over the world"..."Me and my uncles arm took over the world"

"Oh the Pain"..."Another pen"

"Kicking each other"..."Hitting on each other"..."Did each other"

"I have mint ones"..."I have big ones"

"I'm amazing!"..."I'm a man again!"

"When you were new"..."When you were nude"

"Was testing her"..."Had sex with her"

"Cosplay costume"..."Power mistrune"

"Ya know how I'm dating dylan?"..."Ya know how I'm doing Dylan?"

"I really like your voodoo"..."I really like your boobies"

"I want to get it layered again"..."I want to get layed agian"

"A pack of flying fish!"..."I f*d a flying fish!"

"We're making meatloaf"..."We're making footlove"

"This guy have 50 marijuana plants"..."The sky had 50 marijuana plants"

"Wow, thats a big clock!"..."Thats a big cock!"


One of the boys in our year 10 class asking our science teacher a question: "What's the difference between Human Biololgy and Biology?"..."err, that would be the 'Human' part.

Tiana-"A thought crossed your mind, must've been a long, lonely journey."
Me- "I don't get it."
Tiana- "Do you speak English!?"
Me - "...What?"

5 Things I Can't Stand People Doing

1. Writting reply's to your reviews at the beginning of the next chapter. There is a proper place were you can send them people! I don't want to know what you say in your replys! and it makes the chapter seem longer when it really isn't! i've found people who have less story then they do writting out there reply's. Please don't, it's a waste of your time, and most people actually like to read the story.

2. Flaming; I don't see the point, all it does is make the author feel hurt and inadequate. If you don't want anyone who writes bad stories out there then tell them what they can do better! Constructive criticism people! It works wonders if you use it!

3. The opposite to number 2. When people review and all they write is "OMG!I love it so much!" yeah it's nice and it makes you feel good. But what did you like about it? What didn't you like? What can I improve on? Do I have any spelling mistakes? Are they in character? I need something to work with people!

4. Summaries. Does anyone actually know what there for? There is an amazing number of people out there that just write "Please read, it's really good! I just suck at Summaries." I don't care! I want to know what your story is about. Anything other than that will do! I'm sorry but I don't read any of the stories that have no summaries. I want to know what I'm reading.

5...ok I'm done ranting now.


Robin Hood BBC - Pink Sky In The Morning
Vida Loca

“He escaped, but one of my men managed to injure him,” Gisbourne stated, his nonchalant demeanour a sharp contrast to the Sheriff’s rather obvious rage.
“Gisbourne, tell me, how many men do you have?” Vaysey asked with exaggerated patience, pacing back and forth. Somebody was going to pay for this humiliation.
“And how many men were they chasing?”

Harry Potter - 13 Signs

“If its an actual bloody medical condition, I’ll be happy to perform europasia,” Sirius grumbled, but raised a proud eyebrow, trying to see if anyone caught the word that he used.
“Euro--what?” James asked the incoherent Sirius. Sirius rolled his eyes at James’ apparent ignorance.
“Europasia! You know, killing someone to put them out of their misery.” Sirius tapped his nose. Remus shook his head as his friend continued to butcher the English language.
“Sirius, that’s euthanasia you’re talking about.”
Peter looked up from his Exploding Snap game and cocked his head to the side. “What do young Chinese people have to do with killing someone to put them out of their misery?” he asked with curiosity.
“Chinese people kill?!”
“Some Chinese people can kill—”
“This is quite an culture filled day for me. First I make out with that hot Japanese chick in Ravenclaw and now I learn that Chinese people kill?! Asia’s totally AWESOME!”
“They obviously send the little ones to do their dirty work too, cus its youth in Asia—“
“OH WOW! Is it like a Mob?! Are they murderers over there or something!?”
“No they apparently think what they’re doing is good because they think they’re putting someone out of their misery—“
“THEY TORTURE THEM BEFORE KILLING THEM!? COO.L!! I wanna live there. Peter we’re taking a trip to China—“
“Sirius you’d be dead the second you opened your mouth.”
“Way to be a party pooper Jamesy boy.”
“It’s what I live for—“
“No!!” Remus finally put an end to the madness ”Not Youth in Asia, euthanasia.”
“I fail to see the difference in pronunciation,” Sirius proclaimed with a blank look.
“Well I don’t care, that’s the correct term! It is, by no means, europasia, Sirius.”
“I’m a pasia, am I?” Sirius, who had the memory of a rodent, took his newly created word as an insult. “Yeah?! Well you’re a DUCK! Take THAT!”
Remus looked puzzled by Sirius’ rebuttal. “How is a duck insulting?”
“They…quack and stuff? I don’t know, they’re just so bloody annoying! Sort of like James. I know I was trying to make a point earlier about him, remind me what it was again Moony?”

Harry Potter - Notes In Potions

S- I wish Nicole would kiss me in the middle of class.
R- Never going to happen, Padfoot.
S- And why the hell not?
J- Because she hates you.
S- But why?
R- It is so typical of you to forget when you’ve hexed a girl’s hair bright pink.
S- Shit! That was her??
J- Yep, on the train last year.
S- Oh fuck.
L- I’m sure she’s over it by now.
J- I mean, how long did it take for you to forgive me after I set your Potions essay on fire?
L- That was YOU?!
J- …No?

L- Good- Oh God, Clarkson’s seen the note!
J- Fuck! Rip it up!
R- Why do we always seem to get caught passing notes in class?
J- I don’t know my clever little Remus.
S- Shit! I just stabbed myself with my quill!
J- He’s taking his time hobbling over here.
R- His cane was stolen last week.
S- We really should give that back.

Harry Potter - Confessions of a Marauder
Celina Black

James Potter’s List of Weird Things Girls Do
1. Make-up: Believe it or not, guys are not turned on by seeing gobs of wax. I mean, it's bad enough biting into a wax fruit at some posh restaurant. Guys don't snog you so they can taste wax.
2. PMS: Every month, a girl becomes irritable, mean, and downright pissed off at everything. I’m sorry their hormones are out of whack, but it doesn’t mean they can scream at us. And throw various articles at us, including hairbrushes, quills, and textbooks. And some of those girls have killer aim.
3. Prince Charming: It’s sweet and all that girls think some handsome guy’s going to come galloping up to them, all suave and macho, causing them to swoon, and marry them and live happily ever after. But, newsflash, that’s a bloody fairy tale. If they think one of us guys is going to actually do that, then they are sick and deranged.
4. Cry/Show Emotions: Um, it’s healthy to cry and let out your feelings, but don’t get us involved. It’s bloody frustrating having a girl slobber all over your shirt, and have her accuse you of having the emotional capacity of a spoon.
5. Go To The Loo In Packs: Do girls watch each other “relieve themselves”? That’s gross, man.
6. Gossip: Does anyone really care what so-and-so did with her boyfriend? Everyone has secrets, so get over it.
7. Hygiene: Yes, I get the fact that we guys are dirty pigs. There’s no reason to rub it in our face. And besides, we guys don’t go around sniffing each other and declaring them to be “spring-time fresh”. You do. Tell me who the creepy one is.
Girls are weird, man.
Yet you run around Lily, begging her for a date.
You know what, Remus?
Bugger off.

Harry Potter - Stalking Lily Evens

Speaking of Padfoot, he is all pleased because he met a girl in town on Sunday night. She got stood up at the pub, and Padfoot, being the kind gentleman he is, went to comfort her.
Thirty minutes later, they're playing tonsil hockey in a corner.
Padfoot came home at six in the morning with his shirt mis-buttoned and his shoes on the wrong feet.
He disgusts me.
Told him so. He smirked and said, "You're just jealous 'cause I got off with a twenty-three-year-old and you're still pining after Evans."
"She was twenty-three?"
"Oh, yes. Experiencedas hell." Which makes him, what? Inadequate? Didn't inquire any further for fear of projectile vomiting.
Pause. "You're seventeen."
"A seventeen-year-old who can get off with twenty-three-year-old blonde girls."
Long pause. "I'm pretty sure that's illegal."
Stare. "No way."
"Sixteen is the age of consent." Pause. "Right?"
"Um, no."
Shake head. Sing: "Jail bait…"
"I am not jail bait!" Stand up too fast, knock over chair. Storm out of room.
Actually, I'm pretty sure sixteen is the age of consent, but Padfoot is just too easy to wind up. I couldn't pass up the opportunity.

The Night Angel Trilogy - The Way Of Shadows
Brent Weeks

"Your Majesty, " Durzo said gravely, "A man of your stature's cursing vocabulary should be beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears,"

The Night Angel Trilogy - Beyond the Shadows
Brent Weeks

"What happens now?" Kylar asked.
"One more errand and then, well...I'm going to write a book."
Kylar tented his eyebrows. "No offence, Your Ogrishness, but what are you going to write a book about?"
"You know how I've always loved words. I'm going to write a book of words."
"I was under the impression that most books are."
"Not composed of words. I'm going to write a book defining all the words in our language. I'm calling it a dictionary."
"You're writting in Jaeran?"
"Defining Jaeran words?"
"So you already have to know Jaeran to read it?"
"You make it sound stupid," Logan said, scowling.
"Hmm." Kylar gave an I-wonder-why-that-is? shrug.

Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Jennifer Rardin

I swallowed hard on a spurt of nerve-induced nausea. This whole meet could go south in a heart beat if Vayl and Cole got to feeling competitive. And it would be my fault for not controlling my hormones better. Damn chemicals. Why couldn't our bodies run on something simpler -- like coal?
An image rose to my mind of Vayl and me walking around belching black smoke rings. I laughed inwardly. Wouldn't that change the world though? everybody would have automatic dental coverage just to keep their teeth from looking like the inside of a chimney. And we'd be recycling our solid waste because sludge makes nifty ashtrays.

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,492 - Reviews: 4144 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
How to Train Your Marching Band by A Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
-Modern day AU-slight crack-blatantly Hiccup/Astrid-crossover elements- High school senior, section leader, band geek and sometimes dragon hunter. His life was already difficult enough to manage, but he really didn't need THIS on top of it. -ACTUALLY UPDATED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 7/18/2010
Written in the Stars by RainbowCrystal reviews
Lily Evans is NOT happy when she finds out who the new Head Boy is. But why is he acting so… mature? Amidst crazy teachers, shooting stars and snowball fights, Lily discovers that sometimes what we want least in life is exactly what we need most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,739 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Hit The Couch by Madam Mimm reviews
A Dean/Cas parallel to "Welcome To The Stage"; reading the other is not essential. Human AU. Dean sucks it up and visits a psychologist, hoping to kick a bad habit to the curb. Maybe they'll teach each other something. Pre-slash, background Sam/Gabe
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,494 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3398 - Favs: 4,752 - Follows: 4,225 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Pack Brothers by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." A short ficlet following Remus during his time at Hogwarts and the enduring friendships he finds there. -complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Gedwey Awlei by Fallen Dragonfly reviews
-Protect her, Eragon. For without her, life is barely worth living.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,717 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Eragon S., Saphira
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
For Love is Strong as Death by Sakuri reviews
Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,133 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pink Sky in the Morning by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
-DISCONTINUED-Will went alone into Nottingham and Robin had let him, after all one man alone drew less attention than two. Especially if the other man was Allan A Dale. And especially if they were going to an inn that had pretty serving girls and alcohol
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
This Means War! by SkylarkRequiem reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS! Alex is tricked into attending a survival camp, but his mood changes when he finds out who's camping next door... Now it's time for pay back and Alex plans to do it in style. Super spy style.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Only if you go out with me, Evans by NeverAPrefect reviews
I was a horrid, horrid person. A miserable excuse for a friend. It should have been the easiest thing. Tell the boy you hate that your best mate fancies him. But I couldn't. Why? Because I fancied James Potter. Er...SINCE WHEN, LILY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lilies That Fester by Realmer06 reviews
He makes no sense, and you hate it, but you can't hate him because every once in a while, this decent person shines through. And in a lot of ways, that just makes it all worse. A reflection of James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Matter of Technique by B.C Daily reviews
Caught in the act of trying to learn how to waltz, James's dancing troubles result in some interesting consequences. LJ.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Difference Between Fortune and Destiny by catharticdeficit reviews
AU He never believed in fate. Nor did he expect to fall in love with someone like her. But it was time to show him that the unexpected can be wonderful. Fluffy and romantic KyoHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Never the Same by Alatariel Palantir reviews
This story picks up almost right where Snakehead left off. Will the infamous Alex Rider live a normal life? Or be recruited back into M16's service? Read to find out!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,142 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Leaves of Gold by Ash Light reviews
The Sheriff's plan isn't over yet. The outlaws have more tests ahead of them, and they'll need all the allies they can get. Some of which might cause more harm than old enemies are forced to become new friends. Based on the BBC 2006 version.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,959 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Seventeen by Courtney Belle reviews
COMPLETE. Lily Evans over analyzed everything until she fell in love with James Potter. Then everything more or less stopped making sense and she was just seventeen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Notes In Potions by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
I've decided its no longer a Oneshot. Lily passes a note to James telling him to stop looking at her and a conversation enfolds. Just a fun quick story. LilyJames, Part 6 up! Its just a reason to write fun convos :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Permanent Assignment by PrattlingPrincess reviews
Twelve kids. One spy father who's currently MIA. MI6 feels guilty, so they assign an SAS unit to the family as bodyguards. Guess who. How will this family survive each other? Eagle and Fox giving homework help? And can four men keep twelve kids safe?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
Reluctance by loveshopelost reviews
Eragon is shocked and surprised when when one day he is approached by a dragon with pleas to save his dying Rider. As he nurses the girl back to health, he hopes he has found himself a powerful ally in the fight against the Empire, but has he? Read&Review
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,529 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Nothing and Everything by rebeldivaluv reviews
“I love you.” The words hang in the air above them, the soft sentiment in counterpoint to the ring of steel against stone. WillDjaq
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Djaq, Will S. - Complete
The Friggin' Cure by inzane73 reviews
Alec is critically injured while on a mission to get the cure. Max comes to realize her true feelings for Alec, but is it too late? It's not your average Cure fic, people. I promise. Final chapter is rated a soft M, just to be safe.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,846 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Max, Alec - Complete
Intermission by Von reviews
A slightly AU missing segment of Point Blanc. Wolf and his team are the ones to recover Alex's body from the base of the mountain. OneShot. No ships.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
13 Signs by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
I've got a test for you, James. We need to see how you feel about Miss Evans before you drive us all insane.' A cute and extremely funny Lily James oneshot! Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Something More by CindyLuWho reviews
Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 208 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Confessions of a Marauder by Celina Black reviews
On his seventeenth birthday, James Potter receives a diary. Soon, he finds himself pouring his thoughts and experiences into it. With the help of his friends, this conceited prick goes on a mission to win over Lily. Now, if only he can deflate his head...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,084 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Finding Sand in the Sahara by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
“The real reason you don’t want to be with me,” James said, “is that you don’t want to admit that you can’t find anyone better than me.” Lily could just let James’s stupid little comment go. But why let him have the last word?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stalking Lily Evans by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
It has been suggested that James observe Lily, learn more about her, figure out ways to get her to like him that don't involve his tongue. Notepassing, observations, and general prickiness abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,280 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - James P.
Unquestionably Idyllic by Solarism reviews
A one shot about James Potter's passion for Lily Evans and why he feels that the best thing he can do for her is let her slip away. It's a companion piece to Deconstruct, A Memoir--hopefully this will clear up fifth year! :) RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Safety From a Distance by PrincessLesse reviews
Safety is found standing in the furthest corner, in the room furthest away from that person. But, within that person, you've found something safety can't find. Love. Chapter 14 added 6-2-04
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 9/25/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Beyond the Map reviews
Set after book four. Will is taken away by outsiders and everyone believes him to be lost, until they hear stories of a young boy leading an army to war. Now Will is stuck with the choice of going home, or helping the people save their country.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008
In Spite of Universal Fallacy reviews
One-shot. It's James' final year of school and in a few short days he has to come to the realization that if he doesn't get Lily Evans to fall in love with him soon, he's going to have to find a way to forget about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Opperation Diskdrive: FAILED reviews
Alex Rider is yet on another mission. He's 17, a fully diclared agent and he's finally getting paid. But this time, not all goes to plan. He now has just two choices; run and hide, or fix it. Alex/OC
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Alex R./Cub
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