But the beauty lies in almost. — HatterAlice

Of three things I was absolutely certain. First: Edward Cullen was a mermaid. Second: There was some part of him, and I wasn't sure how potent that part might be, that wanted my guinea pig. Third: I was absolutely and irrevocably weirded out.

A stupid story that came out of pure boredness. Flame? sure why not? And is fandom even a word? Oh wait it is : never mind :P

The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione

Casey seduces Derek through the cunning use of pancakes. And skimpy maid outfits. But mostly pancakes. — CaseyDerek

In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.

Anastasia. It’s romantic like red snow and a dead girl’s portrait. — AnyaDimitri

If Stephenie Meyer can tell the same story from a billion different points of view, then so can I. Twilight as told from Tyler's Van's POV.

But neither of them are ever gonna give. — PeterWendy

War has no place for children. — RoyRiza

A Marxist critique of Tetris.

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