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Author has written 12 stories for Reba, and Gilmore Girls.
I am veryy sorry i haven't been able to update much lately because i have been very busy. I swear to God that i will update soon. And i will add another story.
My favorite TV show is REBA!!
I am obsessed. Seriously. I Love her show, her music, and just her as a person. She is soo beautiful and talented. Anyone would be lucky if they sang as well as she does. I'm going to see her and Kelly this fall!!
I also like Law and Order: SVU, and Gilmore Girls.
Most of my fanfics will be about those shows. I don't really like oneshots, but I may write them. If you ever want to read more about a fic just tell me, and I'll see if I can write more. And as you can tell I like starting my stories out as songfics, and I like sneaking song chapters in throughout the story.
My favorite Relationships are:
Reba and Brock
Luke and Lorelai
Jess and Rory
Elliot and Olivia
Favorite Reba Quotes:
Reba: (to Babara Jean) Look, don't think of it as Brock getting a mistress. Think of it as us gettin' a new girl for our club!
Brock: (after seeing Lori Ann and Reba hugging) Now why is the sight of seeing two women huggin' so sexy?
Brock (at Cheyenne's baby shower): Whoo! Where am I, the Miss America contest? Look at all these beautiful women. (Looks down at Lori Ann) You must be security.
Lori Ann: For your information, Brock, I am taking your ex-wife out to meet a better class of man.
Reba: Don't worry, Van, we'll make you proud.
Brock: Hey Guys!
Brock (talking to Reba): What kind of a guy has a chance to be with you and then leaves you?
Jake: it's a painting of a boy, waiting alone at a bus stop, i call it where's dad?
Reba : Jake, Can You Keep A Secret?
Barbra Jean: I never wanted to get married in the Virgin Islands.
Brock : Well, Reba, When You Do Find Someone : I Only Hope He'll Be As Great A Man As I Am.
BJ: Bloop! You got mail!
Lawyer: What's the date of your birth?
Barbara Jean: You're not the boss of me!
Reba: (To Brock and Barbara Jean) NO! We're her parents, not her drinking buddies! Well, things will be different over at my house. (sarcastically) Oh, and before I leave, what kind of cigarettes do you buy for Jake? (Leaves)
Reba: Reba? This is Reba How's it going living in a nuthouse!
Reba: When I stepped on the gass pedal and the engine roared... It spoke to me it said "Drive me you sexy redhead!"
Brock: Reba, guess what? Barbra Jean was out barhopping last night.
Reba: I trust Cheyenne.
Reba: Yeah, and 'cause after a few jello shots, my name starts to look like, 'Robo'!"
Reba: I know what my daughter is up to!
Reba: The turkey's the headliner! If Thanksgiving were a concert, the turkey would be Cher.
Brock: Mrs. Hart, do you know what it means to be a hostile witness?
Barbara Jean: Say hi to the spirits Reba!
Lori Ann: Married, dead, gay, gay, gay...
Brock: Do you know what a Mulligan is?
Kyra (referring to her boyfriend Chip): Isn't he cute?
Reba: Let me ask you a question, Van! Why did you tell Sadie I was gay?!
Reba: Jake Mitchell Hart are you lying to me?
Kyra: So what we're you saying?
Cheyenne: Pick your butt 2001!
Mrs. Montgomery (Van's Mom): Van you're Engish. When we said youit didn't mean the both of you. If we meant that we would of said y'all.
Stereotypes I hate!!
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Though sometimes true in my case!)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (though not true in my situation because i'm not quiet and only sometimes polite)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. (I love black people!)
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports (I could kick so many boys asses in soccer at school)
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.
I LOVE POKEMON so I MUST BE childish.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
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