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The Dark Dance of Temptation
by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Sucks to be Human
by CaRpE-DiEm-seize.the.day reviews
Bella gets Sick and Edward is there to take care of her along with the whole Cullen family. Takes place before Breaking Dawn. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,112 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Forbidden Game
by Red Giraffes reviews
Sequel to 'Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire' So after the 'accident' they would never play thee game again, until one Extremly boring day in the sun, that's when they go crazy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
OMG! It's BROKEN!
by EdwardC.lover1201 reviews
Ok, bella breaks her foot and this is the 8 weeks she has to go through because she breaks it. lol totally fluffy and there will prob be lemons later. Flamers welcomed! Pease read my story! t now will be m later on hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
by sunchaser116589 reviews
This a collection of stories about clichés I thought fit in with the Cullens. Simply read the cliché at the top of each story, and read on. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007
Out of Sight Out of Mind
by sunchaser116589 reviews
Collection of oneshots. Normally funnyromance. Newest: Emmett's Revenge Book. Saftey rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/26/2007
Music of the Night
by Oriana de la Rose reviews
The Phantom has been haunting Bella's dreams, teaching her to sing. He is strong and passionate, but he has a darker side that he's trying to hide. He is a Vampire and only through Bella can he create the Music of the Night.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,271 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
Over and Out
by 13.shimer.13 reviews
This is another version of Bella seducing Edward! If you like it, I meant it to be this way! If you don't like it, I'm just making fun of the plot! M for innuendo and language... Alice predicts you reviewing even if you think it's rubbish .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
by FanPyre-09 reviews
Hi. My name is Bella Swan and I am in love with a vampire. I have decided to marry said vampire in exchange for getting to spend eternity with him. I am keeping this journal in order to remember things when I become one of him. Much better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
by Camila101 reviews
Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
T or D
by edward-cullen-maniac22 reviews
Okay so this story is written by me, and my friend Jackie. I hope you like it; our goal is to make you crack up laughing, review if we succeed! oh and i promise it is differentfrom all the other cullen truth or dares! i hope you like! please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What's Scarier than Vampires?
by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by Adieu l'apathie reviews
An embarrassing thing, childhood is. Renee is a catalyst for Bella's embarrassment, and Edward enjoy's every minute of it. Indefinite Hiatus, Sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Great Week
by alices911turbo reviews
Bella and Edward are graduating this week, Edward has something planned for Bella for everyday of the week.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
Just a Human Game
by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Bella 6 to 18
by Lollipopleeches reviews
When Bella falls down a flight of stairs and hits her head, she suddenly thinks she is 6 years old! How will Edward and the rest of the crew cope with her new self? And what will happen when her old self returns?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
AIM: Twilight Style
by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Battle of The Cullen's!
by Edward dazzeled me reviews
Edward and Bella are seperated when a war starts between the male and female Cullens. What will Happen next!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Armed with a Camcorder
by cullen-style reviews
Bella whines to Edward about being left at home for the weekend while he hunts. Curious, he leaves with her a camcorder and instructions to film everything that happens so he can review it when he returns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
by iheartdougie reviews
Bella Swan went from a 17 year old to a 2 year old right before the eyes of the entire Cullen family. Summery sucks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tricking, Not Treating
by goalicego reviews
What do the Cullens do on Halloween? Lots of tricks. Targeting Mike. Halloween Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward
by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
A Normal Day At the Fair With the Cullens
by Eddielover101 reviews
The Cullens want to go to the fair. with danger magnet Bella and her friendly vamps what could go wrong? first fanfic please dont hurt me just enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pulled away from her lips before the temptation could pull me under, but continued kissing her face, her soft forehead, her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks...every inch of her perfect porcelain skin. And then I felt it, on my shoulder. OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
by EmmaxLouise reviews
What happens now? Set a few weeks after Eclipse. Bella is helping with wedding planning, and a lot of EXB fluff. What happens when she's kidnapped with the wedding only a few weeks away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,025 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007
by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
New Moon: Before the Party
by Larkamarie reviews
What would happen if Bella got pregnant by Edward? What would happen? What if she had a family secret that Charlie didnt tell her til after Edward left? Would she become one of them? yes i did add on to the Covenant plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
I'm pregnant and scared
by ordermask reviews
There is no bella, but a girl named Mia, she's six months pregnant and scared
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
by Kumquat Emmy reviews
Bella gets the chance to spend some time with the Cullen family and she learns just how hard living with vampires can be. What happens when vampires try to do normal, human activities? Hilarity ensues. Post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella is on her period, Edward does what he can to make her happy. But what will Charlie think about what is going on behind the closed door? This story is kinda like Rosalie's Chat. Bella's a human still. Funny, please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
The Sweet Escape
by EdWaRdLoVeR88 reviews
Takes place after New Moon, Bella moves in, trying to convince Edward to change her...lots of teasing...haha...R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007
It's THat Time of Month, Again
by Bobby Rae reviews
I know it's embarassing, but hilarious. involves, Emmett getting an education in feminine products, high hormones, Ben and Jerry's, mismatched shoes, mysterious manicures and pedicures, and green eggs and ham. I will not eat them Sam I am!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Emmett and Rosalie's Weekend
by ILoveTwilight4Ever reviews
Emmett and Rosalie's Weekend- Emmett and Rosalie want to have a crazy, fun weekend with they're sibblings Edward & Bella, and Jasper & Alice. Without getting caught by Dad Carlisle or Mom Esme . They will realize this is one weekend they will never forget
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Under the Sheets
by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Another Twilight parody to the tune of "Under the Sea" from the little mermaid. Bella's just bitter that Edward won't have sexy time with her. Stupid, inconsiderate vampire!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
What The Cullens Don't Want You To Know
by wishing for a myracle reviews
a collection of one-shots written my me and a friend. rated t for language. click to find out what happens when Emmett gets a net gun, and to discover what happens when Jasper tries singing r&r Please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
by Kapperz1212 reviews
Sequel to Readjusting. Will Bella be lost to the fires of another? Are wings a prerequisite for guardian angels? Can icy skin and razor sharp teeth suffice? Will Bella's angels reach her in time? Or will Edward lose the angel of his own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,214 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Ode to a Fanpire
by LolliliciousLolly reviews
From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Edward, Bella, and Sprinkled Doughnuts
by ILoveTwilight4Ever reviews
Bella finds her self having a horrible day since it was nice weather so Edward couldn't go to school.When she gets home though Bellas fron will be turned upside down and her and Edwards lives will be changed forever! - Edward, Bella, and Sprinkled Doughnt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Twilight Goes Gangsta!
by purrbastian reviews
Honestly, probably the weirdest story you've ever read. It's completely random and meant to put the characters in OCC form. Warming: this may cause you to pee your pants from laughing so hard. Reader's discretion is advised. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Dinner For The Human
by Green Crayons reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward make dinner for Bella…or at least attempt to. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Cooking With Edward
by leiahlaloa reviews
In which Edward tries to entertain Bella....After much speculation... part two is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary!
by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
Snowballs plus Cullens plus Bella is BIG disaster
by tinkapjill40 reviews
Bella and the Cullens get into a fight using wet stuff as their weapons. They then decide to watch Bella's home videos. Why is Edward in a tutu? Read to find out. BxEd, RxEm, CxEs, JxA. Rated T for future chapters. Chapter 8 is finally up. By: Catlass
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007
He Loves MeHe Loves Me Not
by Princess of the Cupcakes reviews
Cutesy Fluffiness. I had to change the rating for future chapters. I already have the ending written, I just have to write the stuff in between. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007
Eddypoo, I Love You!
by VampireQueenSeleneArtemesia reviews
Edward and Bella are not just in Love, they're FUNNY. Also, lots of romance and drama!R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Bad Bite
by Bella Martinii reviews
Bella singing “The Bad Touch” remix, Twilight style to Edward. Yes, it’s kind of a mix between her trying to convince him to transform her into a vamp, sexual innuendos and her thinking that she already IS a vampire. Ha .. something’s wrong with her bong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The field trip
by iluvjbfromtwilight reviews
Ok so Bella, Edward, Alice, and the rest of the seniors go on a feild trip where do they go well i will give you a hint its a very childish place but with vampires and Bella it could be bad it is now complete please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Hyper notes with the Cullens
by InkandPaper94 reviews
Just random notes that resemble me and my friends' weirdness. Should be interesting and funny... I have a big sense of humor. I laugh at everything . Rated T for weirdness and ranting about sometimes adult things petifials and other things... Enjoy !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007
Truth or Dare
by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Bella finds herelf trapped in an on going loop of fairy tales. Will her prince break the spell, or will he stay oblivious? When she realizes that she's the only one who sees what's going on, will she be able to notify Edward in time to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2007
by twilightaholic93 reviews
Its time to tell Charlie. Whats his reaction? What will happen with Edward and Bella? An involving story from after Eclipse. WARNING: SPOLIER ALERT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
by Ocher Eyes reviews
Set between the summer of Twilight and New Moon. Edward decided to take Bella for a bike ride on a sunny day. But with Edward's vampire speed, Bella better hold on tight! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
The Sweet Escape
by C Nelson reviews
It's Summertime and Bella is with the Cullens and the School year is slowly coming closer! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Bella and Clippy
by afsluv reviews
Remember that annoying virtual paper clip? I sure do. This is Bella's encounter with Clippy the Paper Clip. All in Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
by Kapperz1212 reviews
Love has its boundaries. But does it have limits? Every action has a consequence and those consequences can leave a trail of carnage in their wake. So as the boundaries are readjusted are the natural limits of love breached?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,451 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
A Night At The Cullens House
by Chibidarknekoangel reviews
Ever wonder what the Cullens do all night? Well when Bella is invited to stay the night at the Cullens house she finds out some interesting things her Vampire family dones to pass the time,as she tries to stay awake herself.Real 2nd chapter up'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007
by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by afsluv reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT people wanted me to write a sequel so im like, oh,ok and i did! i did! IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE. PLZ READ! i changed the rating cuz it is getting a little suggestive....ok thats all
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
by yoru-anime-yume reviews
Summary:sequal to Babysitting Edward What would happen if Emmett still had some potion left over and slipped it in Bella’s drink? Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2007
by twilightaholic93 reviews
Bella and Edward love story, its my versionthoughts of the third book eclipse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Bored On A Sunny Day
by Bella Masen Cullen reviews
It's a sunny day, and the Cullens are stuck inside with nothing to do. They're all bored, and soon Edward is the only sane one left! How does he survive the craziness? Okay, the summary sucks. Just read the story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Written in Velvet
by Entice reviews
I could see the want in his golden eyes. He wanted me to say yes. And I wanted to say yes. But every time I felt my mouth form the world that would ensure my attachment to him for all of eternity, I COULDN'T DO IT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Walk It Out
by ileamc reviews
What happens if Edward does the Walk It Out and its put on youtube and the whole school saw it? My first humor fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
by Vampire Kisses 54 reviews
Bella and Edward are in biology. He uses the smolder eyes on her when she's keeps a secret from her, but they don't work. Bella decides its time for him to get a taste of his own medicine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
Edward's Very HumanLike Birthday
by wanderlustlights reviews
It's Edward's birthday! Woot woot! Sure, the rest of the family gets Edward presents, but... what will Bella get for him? And why is Edward acting so strange?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
by MiszTwilightObsessed reviews
Bella is Caught sleepwalkin and look what it leads to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007
Boom, Boom, Boom, Ouch!
by EdwardsBrandOfHeroin reviews
How much trouble would Bella find when Edward was away hunting for a week with on Charlie to protect her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2007
Halloween: Forks Style
by TooMuchLoveforEdward reviews
The long wait is over! Emmett as a drag queen inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,764 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006
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Twilight Fan Soundtrack reviews
Hello there my fellow Twilight fans! this is just a little reward for us marvelous Twilight fans! All You have to do is send me a review of all the songs you listen to that remind you of Twilight and then I'll post them! :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008
Twilight Story reviews
Well this is my verison on how Bella and Edward meet. Bella sneaks out one night for a little exploring when she comes across a box marked with name Edward on it. Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Pranks and Revenge reviews
These are just a bunch of oneshots wiht Bella and the Cullens gettieng back at each other when they do mean things to each other or get evil plots! Read and find out what our twilight characters have up there sleves! 6
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
Edward's Surprise reviews
This is just a one shot and Bella gives Edward a wonderful surprise! :D Read and Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Bella And Edward's Love Song reviews
This is just a oneshot song fic of one of Bella and Edward's many love song's! :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
Well the Cullen's decide to play truth or dare what mischif will they get into and when did Bella become so evil? MUHUHUHAHA read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2007
Well Edward lost a bet and now has to do something that He'll regret. Bella laughs hysticerly and accidently spits milk in his face.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2007
Edward's First Ticket reviews
Remember in Twilight When Edward Tell's Bella that He never got a ticket for speeding? Well what happens when Bella plots a sceam to give Edward his first ticket? Read and find out! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Prank Phone Calling reviews
When Bella has a close friend come out from Arizona and they decide to Prank phone call Edward what kind of trouble will bell get in to?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
Hey guys! sorry I haven't been on in a while!I just got back from my friends house. This is a oneshot, but what happens when Bella has to present something in class! We all know how much she hats getting attention! HEHE!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2007
What happens when Alice and Bella get board while Edward is out hunting and Alice get's a vision that Edward left his car keys behind. It can only lead to nothing but trouble!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
What happens when Bella has insomnia? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007
Bella's Secret reviews
When Bella keeps a secret from Edwad what happens when he finds out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete