Johto Jedi
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Joined 10-12-19, id: 12819987, Profile Updated: 01-10-21
Author has written 9 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Parodies and Spoofs, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Splatoon, Octonauts, Earthbound, and Kid Icarus.

Hi. I am Johto Jedi. I, like you reading (probably) am a writer here on FanFiction. Here's the code to see my channel (Realm-Of-Corn-Pops) on the SSB Prose Discord: gDK48ua

To get the gist of me, here are some things you need to know when reading my work:

Name: [anonymous]

Gender: Unspecified.

Favorite Writing Style: Crap and Irony

Favorite Anime: FMAB

Favorite Food: Soup

Favorite Music: most things by Guns 'n Roses. I'm gonna bring you to your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- k n e e s.

Favorite Game: Mother 3

Favorite Colors: Med Gray, Orange, Navy Blue, and Swamp Green. Ignore the kid on my profile.

Weird Obsession: Corn Pops

Favorite Meme: You on Kazoo

Smash Main: Lucas (only because I like his game.)

Favorite Pet: Guinea Pig

Splatoon Main: Octobrush or Carbon Roller Deco

Favorite Pokemon: Quilava/ Cofagrigus

Favorite Movie: Star Wars the Phantom Menace

(Western) Zodiac Sign: SCORPIO x_x

Birthstone: Topaz

If I could have any power: PK GROUND

I specialize in writing pieces of crap, so I hope you enjoy.



Neuroscience Facts!

Yes. I study neurophysiology. Here's something I've discovered:

It's a known fact that people with fevers above 99-102 fahrenheit tend to hallucinate. However, many people say that they have odd reactions to hallucinations, such as a scent they always smell when they have fevers, or a strange pressure feeling on hands and feet. Everyone experiences things differently, but I'm here to talk about the pressure.

Actually? Nevermind. I'll get to that later. Time to write some more of "Marie Doesn't Like Selling Children", NWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


Ironic OC

Gemma is a character me and my friend 64foxball (CHECK OUT HIS STORIES) created as a joke once in a story we made together when we were younger.Gemma is an anti-vaxxed kid who has an unnaturally cheerful personality. And, Gemma would ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO TELL YOU HER BACKSTORY! (not my idea)

"I was born in this crazy place called Seattle and my mom was really weird and she supported PETA but she didn't like vaccines so I caught tetanus and when I got better I ran from home by taking an Uber and ended up in Colorado where I stole a dog and sold it so I could pay for McDonald's Happy Meals because I was seven but I ran out of money so I tried shoplifting from a KFC and was taken to foster care and the guys were furries but they had a kid who was a gamer and his name was Wolf he was my age and we ran away together and snuck on a train and it ended up going to California were I discovered Nintendo America and started protesting Mother 3 localization and Wolf got hit by a car and it was a but he survived and was taken home and while I was standing there I heard a call from the heavens but it wasn't God it was Master Hand* and he wanted me to work here because he was watching from Nintendo America and he liked my personality. The end."

I'm sorry for your loss, reader. I'm sorry.


Cliche OC

Name: Forsythia (like the flower, if you don't know what that is)

Gender: Female, duh. All OCs are female for some dumb reason.

Sexuality: Pansexual, 'cuz she's gotta be shipped with literally every character

Age: 13

Appearance: short black hair (mistaken for male a lot); scar; birthmark; cat ears; oh yeah she's also a demon by the way

Outfit: light gray tank top; denim ripped jeans; vans; beanie and headphones covering horns

Personality: Has no personality. Is boring. Has no flaws. But is also edgy. But has no flaws.

Backstory: I dunno she was kidnapped at some point, but she's actually Kris' biological twin sister?!?!?!?! (Deltarune*)

Hobbies: Music, RPGs, snacc, being flawless

Hates: capitalism

Other facts: Her best friend's name is Amy. Amy is only ever mentioned the first chapter.

I randomly gave both OCs a fandom. Does not mean anything.


The NSS (Splatoon)

This is how I name Agents 3,4, and 8 from Splatoon. Everyone else puts this on their profile, so why the not.

Agent 3-

Female Name: Bailey

Male Name: Toby (short for Tobias, but just call him Toby)

Favorite Food: Oreos

Favorite Drink: Kool-Aid

Hobbies: Gaming, brooding in their room, shopping at the Inkopolis equivalent to Hot Topic

Agent 4-

Female Name: Ash (short for Ashira, fine with full name)

Male Name: Sammy (short for Samuel)

Favorite Food: Veggie Sushi

Favorite Drink: Pineapple Juice

Hobbies: Manga, RPGs, texting anime memes to Marie

Agent 8-

Female Name: #10008 (goes by Storm because that sounds cute)

Male Name: #10008, real name revealed to be Owen

Favorite Food: knowledge

Favorite Drink: Lattes

Hobbies: reading, drawing, watching cat videos on social media (doesn't post, just watches)


How to Google me:

Using the following queries, I will come up:

"Johto Jedi"

"bad SSB fanfiction"

"bad splatoon fanfiction"

"the ssbu roster got attacked by Google Translate" (my dumb youtube channel)

"Sinisix"

"the ssbu roster with google translate fanfiction"

"ironic oc fanfiction"

Feel free to try more...


I found this on someone else's profile, but I'm too lazy to copy the entire thing. Just check out FireMaster0730's profile for the whole thing. Basically things that are like you are bold, things that aren't are italicized.

NOVEMBER:

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. (what?) Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. (oddly, I have a temper... sort of) Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic.(The biggest NO here... Hi I'm aromantic) Uncertain in relationships. (never been in one lmao) Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.


Let's do a Q&A with me except no one asked these questions and I made them all up!

Q: What inspired you to write fanfictions?

A: My math teacher I had that one year who treated me like crap.

Q: What gender and age are you?

A: Why the hell would I tell you that?

Q: What inspired you to write Nintendo Fighter School?

A: Middle school.

Q: What inspired you to write Marie Doesn't Like Selling Children?

A: DON'T. ASK.


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New Squidbeak Splatoon: Off Duty - A Series of One-Shots by Toon Think reviews
The Octarians have finally decided to calm down a little, and lately, the New Squidbeak Splatoon has had nothing to do. As a result, the Agents will go through often ridiculous stories in their day-to-day lives, and Agent 8, who's decently fresh out of the Metro, must learn to get along with everyone along the way. Unfortunately for her, this includes Agent 3.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 155,284 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 4/11/2019 - Agent 3, Agent 4, Agent 8 - Complete
The Day That PK Love Came To Play by HtfLover reviews
I'm not good with names. I'm not good with summaries. I'm not good with a lot of things. However, when a boy from a game I enjoy quite a bit shows up in my reality, I need to get good. Rated the way it is because I don't know what to expect. Story icon by PopsicleCream795.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,411 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2021 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Lucas, Claus, Hinawa, OC
The Middle School for Mediocre Minecrafters by InfiniteSouls42 reviews
Who is Aaron Creeperhood? I’m glad you asked! He’s some kid who was forced to enroll in the Middle School for Mediocre Minecrafters. Guaranteed to contain lots of dumb, crappy content. If you want to keep your brain cells, don’t read this.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2020 - Published: 8/25/2020
Ash Potter-Ketchup by Spangled reviews
He gets tetanus
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2020
Nintendo Fighter High by 64foxball reviews
*Disclaimer* A joke I made for my friend Johto Jedi it is not a continuation of their story Nintendo Fighter School it is my own enigma created from my head. Enjoy! The story follows a few high schoolers who were accepted into Nintendo fighter high read as they get into hijinks and even make new friends. (Edit) Story is kinda dead if anyone was ever reading this...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2019
Impractical Jokers & Infinity War by liamdude5 reviews
It's 2018. The Impractical Jokers were filming a challenge when something came from space and interrupted their shoot. Hopefully, this would be the end of their troubles. One shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2019 - Complete
Callie x Marie Oneshot Collection by Strawhat Q reviews
Like it says in the title, this is a place for the very few if any people who like the idea of the Squid Sisters in a romantic relationship. If you know who these two are, you know what to expect. Honestly just me sharing my unusual interest in yuri through a ship that I doubt will be going anywhere. Oh and also all AU, because fanfiction.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2018 - [Callie, Marie]
Harry Potter and the Squid Sisters by Yakuzaman5 reviews
Octavio, in his desperation to rid the world of all Squid Kind, takes desperate measures. Using a mysterious artifact, he sends himself and the Squid Sisters back in time. Before Turf Wars, before the dawn of Civilization, there was a Boy Who Lived.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Splatoon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,077 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Albus D., Callie, Marie
The Hot Topic Krew by GeneralDarkPit reviews
Dark Pit and Lucas' favorite place to shop is Hot Topic. What happens when the evil Yoshi takes over mall goth paradise and changes it! Little do they know, more is at stake than their precious store. A parody of almost every trollfic trope imaginable.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 424,487 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/25/2017 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Dark Pit, Lucas] Yoshi, Mewtwo - Complete
One Night Ultimate by AsteriaKimeNymar reviews
When the day's work is done, and there's nothing to do, what can you do? Play a game? Sure, let's do that! But what game? How about One Night Ultimate Werewolf? Why that one in particular? Blame Roy. Basically rounds of the table game using some of the FE cast. More of a 'what to write when I don't feel like writing plot' story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Roy
Splatoon 2: Marina's origin story by Idon'tCareIamjustPostingOnce reviews
It is a well known fact that Marina, the hip, motorcycle driving octoling, is loved by splatoon fans everywhere. What you may not have known, is why she loves to sing, how she met Pearl and how she got to inkopolis. All these questions are answered in this entirely plausible fan explanation of Marina's past. It has action, family drama and damsels in distress! Please enjoy!
Crossover - Lazytown & Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Robbie R., Octarians, Pearl, Marina - Complete
The Bad Fiction (BADFIC) by Six of Three reviews
Fanfic written on a midnight caffeine binge We are so very sorry By Swoshawosh, The DM, Chamceo, and SixofThree Based on the story by Swoshawosh, The DM, and SixofThree, written one sentence at a time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Harry P., Link, Pikachu
The Origins of Pokémon by DaPsionicFox reviews
Ever wondered how the world of Pokémon and its inhabitants were created? Read this oneshot and find out! (WARNING: Contains major spoilers to the Earthbound series)
Crossover - Pokémon & Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Complete
Dex holders in anime world by engkeat.goh reviews
Let see what will happen to dex holders from pokespe to anime world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Red - Complete
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New Squidbeak Splatoon Crap reviews
This is clickbait. Don't waste your time reading this garbage shitpost. Chapters one through ten are currently being rewritten, will update summary when done.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,560 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2021 - Published: 4/24/2020 - OC, Agent 3, Agent 4, Agent 8
PK Grounded
What happens when you grind so much that you fight the Forlorn Junk Heap above level 60? PSI fevers. PSI fevers so bad you hallucinate. An educational story that teaches you about neuroscience.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2020
The Octonauts Expansion reviews
Agent 4 has been super into Octonauts lately, so he shows Agent 8, who also loves it. The boys stay up all night binging it until suddenly...
Crossover - Octonauts & Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2020 - Professor Inkling, Agent 4, Agent 8 - Complete
Super Smash Bros Ultimate Roster (With Google Translate) reviews
This isn't EXACTLY a Fanfiction; feel free to drive me crazy and report it. This is literally just random stuff in SSBU such as fighters, item, music, and other stuff like that, but translated. Don't ask me. Sorry, bro. *rated T for the themes Google Translate suggests* Now with an actual YouTube video? Wait wh-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2020 - Published: 11/7/2019
Nintendo Fighter School: The Summer of Thanos reviews
The Brawlhalla Summer Academy is like your typical summer camp: badges, weird meal songs, crazy counselors, that one emo kid in the cabin, until campers and graduates (from the school year program for SSB) start vanishing. A couple of young graduates from the Sakurai Academy of Fighting and Fighters decide to find out what's wrong. SEQUEL TO NINTENDO FIGHTER SCHOOL! (: :)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 3/25/2020
Percy Jackson and the Olym-PIT-ians reviews
Pit and his bro are separated. One goes to one demigod summer camp while the other goes to the other. Along the way, they join forces with new demi-friends and both go on demi-quests to find and do demi-things. ILLEGALLY WRITTEN IN SCREENPLAY. DON'T FLAME IT plz. *Most credit goes to my friend who doesn't have a decided username YET*
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 4/4/2020
The Summer Prince reviews
When I was in 6th grade, my friend Bryana wrote a BLACKPINK fanfic in school. I enjoyed her talent an published it. Basically, Jennie and Lisa are high schoolers attending a summer camp. That might sound cringy, but trust me, where else would you find sugar-high kids running around with jeans on their heads and their parents not watching?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2020 - Published: 11/27/2019
The Adventures of Lucas and Joey reviews
*Half credit goes to the user 64foxball* Imagine what would happen if Lucas from Mother 3 went on an adventure with a narwhal, Ness, the Kazoo Kid, MatPat, Waluigi's anti-vaxed daughter, Batman, Edward Elric, and PLENTY of others because Waluigi told him to? Welcome to this story. You'll wish you never read it. -From the authors of Nintendo Fighter School and Nintendo Fighter High-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2020 - Published: 11/10/2019 - Lucas, Waluigi, OC
Nintendo Fighter School reviews
The Sakurai Academy of Fighting and Fighters is just like your typical school: homework overloads, water-mixture lunches, pretty basic, except for the fact that it's training students to fight in smash, until the campus gets in a prank war caused by two graduates. However, things change when an interaction with a weird child mixes things up. Hinted Lupittoo. NOW WITH SEQUEL!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 11/6/2019 - Meta Knight, OC - Complete
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