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Joined 05-19-07, id: 1282028, Profile Updated: 02-14-10

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I'm DesolateDietrich and I plan on writing soon :D

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PITCH by uberneko-zero reviews
L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,928 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Vengeance by Vampyre.Sugar.Lawlipop.Craze reviews
Bella is a top notch ecstasy dealer and shipper, she is hired by the Volturi to rat out the undercover cops. What will happen? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella
How To Write Amazingly Popular Fanficiton by Gen Duruk reviews
From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Demegawa H., K. Higuchi - Complete
Fracture by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
Everyone has a breaking point, and Light has found his. What happens afterward costs L more than just his control over Light. M for gruesome violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Deadly Sins & Broken Commandments by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Matt writes Mello a letter from an "angel" about how he's broken all the seven deadly commandments, and is going to hell as a result. Stay tuned for sex jokes, made-up religious beliefs, and some serious bits, too. Enjoy! Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Shinigami Rules by AngelWhoIsNotASerialKiller reviews
Shinigami cannot fall in love with humans. Those were the rules that Light later came to resent as he looked into the eyes of his mortal enemy. He should have been dead long ago. Rem was a sneaky witch. He knew she planned it this way. LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,750 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Light Y., L
The Bells by queercyberpunk reviews
MikamixLight: After defeating Near, Light grows unspeakably bored once more. He then decides to amuse himself, and Mikami, his loyal follower, becomes something to stave off the boredom. -GURO WARNING-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
Somebody's Children by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
After his own death, it becomes increasingly difficult for Soichiro to deny the fact that his son is Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Soichiro Y. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete