I got som'att ter say ter most of yeh out there. I love ter read fanfiction, but if yeh think I'm gonna try ter write a story in this persona, yer mad, mad I tell yer. Well, I'm an old guy, just like yeh already thought. Not quite as old in me mind yet, but nearly. I'm a big fan of 'Arry with a brain, and a backbone. Love 'Ermione as well. I can't stand Molly, Ginny or Ron Weasley. I remember telling 'Arry and Ron that I thought they should know that friends were worth more 'an rats or broomsticks. Seems that lesson didn't make it through everyone's thick red haired head. All them Malfoy's are bad, didn't I tell yer that back in yer first year?

I must now tell ya all som'mat else. I have started writin' a story in me own persona, just like I told ya'all I wasn't gonna do. So there, just proves I should be openin' me fat yap about nothin'.

I found the item below on Old Crow's profile page, and I promise to do the same. Thanks OC

"I promise to review (kindly) every fanfic I read whether it be fantastic, useless, or anywhere in between. I make this pledge because I know how frustrating it is for an author to have hundreds (or thousands) of hits and only a handful of reviews." Copy and paste this onto your profile if you promise to do the same.

Peace and Health to Bob and Alex, who are jointly Bobmin356, and thanks to Robst for letting us all know that Bob is ill.