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Joined 05-20-07, id: 1282464
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

My name's Sam (Samantha). I am blank old, and I live in Southern California. I LOVE Harry Potter fanfiction!!!

Favorite Pairings:

Hermione/Draco

Lupin/Sirius

Ginny/Blaise

Ron/Pansy

Ginny/Neville

Ginny/Harry

Hermione/Fred

HATED Pairings

Hermione/ANY adult

any slash (except for sirius/lupin)

Ginny/Draco

Ron/Hermione

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Divided We Stand, United We Fall by the laughing redhead reviews
Hermione, barred from marrying Ron as planned, is forced to seek a new husband before Umbridge's Marriage law catches up with her HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione has always loved fairy tales, but she never suspected she would have a dragon-fighting knight of her very own one day. Written for the charlieficathon exchange at LJ. Rated M for mentions of sex, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Attack of the MarySue by The Mighty Sword reviews
What happens when MarySues infest Hogwarts? Here is the tale of the Hogwarts students rising above the terrible Marysues! Draco and Hermione team up, Fred and George are the runners for food. Read and Review! Ch. 3 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To Dance by Amynta reviews
Are you taking anyone to the graduation party? Are you even going? Why is there a pink rubber ducky in front of the doorway? What’s your favourite colour? Satisfied?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Camouflage by techno tendencies reviews
When odd notes start arriving at Hermione's flat, her Valentine's Day starts looking brighter as the day goes on. Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal. read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pigs in a Blanket by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team 10, InoShikaChou gen] It's Ino's first away mission and she has to share a tent with Shikamaru and Chouji. And she's not happy about it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Good Morning, Hermione by bitchfit26 reviews
A rather 'conservative' Hermione shares a flat with 'hormonally charged' Harry, Ron and Draco. So, what's a decent girl to do? Rated due to language. Her POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Value of Knocking by Streetwise reviews
OneShot. Deidara notices a habit of Kisame and Itachi. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 554 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Make Snape Scream like a Girl by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
COMPLETE. Happy Valentine's Day! Well, not for Ginny. She's older, wiser, more mature, and sick of th whole Valentine's Day ordeal. Until she receives a strange gift from a most unexpected source...Hooray for sexually frustrated teens!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/4/2003
First and Fifteenth by Midzst reviews
Harry's first and 15th birthday, in the eyes of Lily and Hermione. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2001 - Published: 4/17/2001 - Lily Evans P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pooglesnort reviews
Poor Dumbledore. All he wanted was to give his speech. First fanfiction, so I'm not so good at summaries. It's better then it sounds, really...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Albus D. - Complete