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I effing hate disclaimers.

I hate them even more when people feel the need to add it to every effing chapter of something. Extra hate and disgust is earned when somebody decides to waste hundreds of words on one. This goes double if they add that asinine crap to every friggin chapter!

Why? Because this is a side dedicated to Fan Fiction. It is a given that everything posted on this entire site is the work of fans who are writing about their favorite stories and characters even though they obviously don't own them.

Therefore disclaimers are a complete and total waste of time and bytes.

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Pride: From Ashes by The Nexus Project reviews
Wounded and reeling, Explorer Team 686 arrives on a desperate planet. A world where a legend struggles to awaken, and ready or not, the key has presented itself… (Part 3 of Pride)
Voltron - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10m - Published: 7/22/2020
Green the New Gold by Gwyndlyn Penadragon reviews
Deep in the First Long Interval, dragon populations throughout Pern are eking along without the threat of Thread to spur them. When Gendine, a competent, albeit slightly awkward Holder girl, gets Searched for the High Reaches queen but ultimately Impresses a "green," she must defy stereotypes for the good of her Weyr and her heart. Minor references to canon characters.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,720 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/13/2019
Ultimate SpiderWoman: Change With the Light by JaredMilne1982 reviews
As Mary Jane Watson, Empire State University Drama major, finds herself developing strange superhuman powers, she is faced with her own inner demons. As she copes with the stresses and difficulties of her home life, a strange idea comes into her mind...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 628,064 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 11/14/2008
The Savvy Spider-Man! by Undead Robot reviews
Jake Fletcher wasn't always himself. Then he was Spider-Man because he can't keep to himself. Oh well, he always wanted adventures anyways. At least he still has friends by his side and an encyclopedic knowledge of tropes. (OC-SI story)
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,281 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 7/24/2018
Two Spiders on a Web by vendetta543 reviews
Peter thought it was the end. Crumbling to dust in Mr. Stark's arms, when he closed his eyes he didn't think they'd open again. Except they did, and now he was stuck in a world where no one knew Spider-Man and the Spider-Woman who could help him was a stranger named Gwen Stacy.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,452 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 7/4/2020 - Published: 6/4/2018 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S./Spider-Gwen] Mary Jane W., Mayday P./Spider-Girl - Complete
Web of Gotham by ShawnMorgan reviews
Gotham has a creepy masked vigilante that sweeps down in the night, terrorising its criminal element. It's a tough job but Gotham needs him. Because Batman is missing. Written by ShawnMorgan, and Jedireaper.
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,280 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/6/2020 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Bruce W./Batman, Peter P./Spider-Man, Madame Web
Spider-man: Enemy Within by ScarletWebWarrior06 reviews
Peter Parker had faced many battles throughout his short time as Spider-man, he has made enemies, lost friends, and loved ones. He is at the lowest point he has ever been when someone approaches him with an opportunity to regain who he is, but someone is threatening to destroy New York from the inside out, leaving Peter to discover that his greatest battle is within himself.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,944 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/27/2020 - Published: 1/14/2018 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Anna Marie/Rogue] Katherine P./Shadowcat, Wilson F./Kingpin
An Extraordinary Journey by fmfan1980 reviews
Formerly titled "An Extraordinary Meeting", Willow from Sunnydale arrives at the SGC under extraordinary circumstances and goes on amazing adventures with the gang from the SGC. BSG:2003 also included in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 227 - Words: 1,537,010 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 2/16/2020 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Faith L., Willow R.]
The Rogue Symbiote by David Knight reviews
A traumatic injury reveals a secret of Rogue's even she didn't know.
Crossover - X-Men & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,537 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/2/2019 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Peter P./Spider-Man
HR 9wv3 Amrys and the paying students by slytherinsal reviews
Paying students would help the weavercraft at Rivenhill to expand, and how much trouble could they be, separated as they were from the apprentices?
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,985 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Complete
HR9c Printcrafters of Pern by slytherinsal reviews
When H'llon is made master of a new craft, one might expect him to come up with ideas that some people do not like. However, there is more to a new craft than new ideas, there is the training of new apprentices and journeymen, sorting out problems, and discovering how innovation may also be turned to profit. All this and dragons too. H'llon reckons life doesn't get much better
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,475 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Complete
The Amazing Spider-Man and Spider-Woman by marvelbaymax reviews
Gwen Stacy was a senior at Midtown High in NYC. She was a drummer in a band called the Mary Janes. The leader of the band was her best friend, Mary Jane Watson. She has a boyfriend named Peter Parker. What if both Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy get bitten by a radioactive spider in the same universe?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Gwen S.
HR 8h Twins Go To The Harper Hall by slytherinsal reviews
While Jessenia and Carya stand for Impression, Carya's twin sisters go to the Harper Hall, which is for the first time welcoming female apprentices in the general intake. The friends the young acrobat twins make become leaders amongst the apprentices with some unexpected shakeups. Meanwhile, Meeri decides to 'come out' as a woman, causing a lot of shock to some people!
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,991 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
HR 9-10 Prisca Makes Good by slytherinsal reviews
22-9-2523 to 17-6-2524 Lazy Prisca finds that life outside the Weyr is a little flat, stale and unprofitable, and as well as deciding to keep as fit as T'lana bullied her into becoming learns a lot more about what there is to learn. A surprise request from T'lana leads Prisca to Telgar Weyr to discover why there are problems there, and... to do something about it.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,032 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Complete
HR 9 Plottings by slytherinsal reviews
This began as a short oneshot which I wrote as a bit of background and decided to share. Thanks to Trancefan for input and discussion and Ebony Starstorm. Lessa and T'lana are discussing a plan T'lana has to improve matters in the problematic Telgar Weyr. There was room for more 'behind the scenes' bits though...
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013
HR 8b Jessenia the acrobat by slytherinsal reviews
Jessenia is one of a family of travelling itinerant acrobats who has always loved dragons; a meeting with Elissa the Woodcrafter leads her grandfather to promise that they might travel to High Reaches to let her stand for a Green dragon. However circumstances intervene, and it is in Igen Weyr that Jessenia finds herself...
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,811 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Complete
HR 9w Josis the Woodcrafter by slytherinsal reviews
1-1-2524 to 15-8-2524 Josis and her new friend Redlan go to the Woodcrafter Hall to complete their training before Josis is to go with Vorinia to the Weyr to attempt Impression. Like her cousin H'llon,Josis proves innovative and ready to interfere at need
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,641 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
HR 8h Meeri's Music by slytherinsal reviews
Autumn 2522 to end 2523: T'arla's cousin Meeri is keen to learn the ways of Harping though this means estrangement from her parents. Like Kitiara, Meeri decides not to make an issue of gender. Her ability to tune attracts the interest of Master Domick.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,253 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Complete
HR 8to9 More Chronicles of High Reaches by slytherinsal reviews
Autumn 2522 to Spring 2524; the ongoing events at High Reaches weyr as touched on in other stories and covered in a bit more detail...
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,042 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
HR Songs from the Harperweyr by slytherinsal reviews
A series of songs written by the Harpers of the Harperweyr which I shall put up as I transcribe them. I do not own Pern or its denizens that are not my OCs nor, unfortunately, do I own any Benden Red.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011
HR 7r Vorinia's tale by slytherinsal reviews
month 9-2522 to 8-15-2524. Vorinia, shocked by how much her spoilt behaviour is despised by dragonfolk works on improving her behavour with the aid of a surprising friend in the hopes of one day returning to the Weyr. It will be a long painful journey.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,995 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
HR 7a Weyrartists of High Reaches by slytherinsal reviews
8/17/2522 - 3/22/2524 Life in the Weyr from the point of view of Geriana and the artists who join her and make art a really useful part of Weyr life as Carlinna finally learns to be a true artist and associations with the new Printcraft become important.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,650 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
HR 9wv2 Amrys of the Weavercraft by slytherinsal reviews
Amrys is now one of the old hands at the new Weavercraft Hall welcoming new apprentices who have to shake down with the original bunch. New Turn 2524 - summer 2524
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
HR 8wv1 Amrys the Apprentice by slytherinsal reviews
This is an unashamed school story; Sagarra's friend Amrys becomes an apprentice to understand more about a craft with a newly-founded crafthall at Rivenhill Hold Spring 2523 to end of Turn
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,525 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
HR 7&8 Varalie's Tale by slytherinsal reviews
3-10-2523 to 6-17-2523 Varalie has to leave the Harper Hall to foster in a most unpleasant Hold where she makes friends and gets into all sorts of scrapes before going to the Weyr as a candidate.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,080 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
HR 8point5W Threewoods by slytherinsal reviews
Notice is brought to the Woodcrafter Hall that all is not well at the secondary Crafthall Threewoods; Master Isimy and handpicked Journeymen and apprentices are sent to sort out the trouble caused by lax discipline and worse 9-30-2523 to summer 2524
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,762 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
HR 7&8w Elissa's Fosterlings by slytherinsal reviews
Elissa has taken on four fosterlings and now finds herself housemother of the newest female apprentices at the Woodcrafter hall, some of whom are extremely...lively. There is ample work for logicators still...from beginning 2523 to end 2523
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
HR 7L Lady Petrilla by slytherinsal reviews
Petrilla chose Holdlessness as the lesser of many evils; now an established fence she finds herself invited to help the Weyr in their aid of the helpless and finds new purpose in life. month 10 2522 to end of turn 2523
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,725 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
HR Helpful H'llon by slytherinsal reviews
Bronze Rider Woodcrafter H'llon can't resist fixing any faulty woodwork that he finds; but his efforts are not always totally appreciated. Possibly a oneshot, I may add other shorts to it. Thanks Queen of the Jungle for suggesting it.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Complete
HR 6a New Girls at High Reaches by slytherinsal reviews
L'rilly, back on light duties, takes over being Candidate Mistress from T'lana as T'lana is suffering from her current pregnancy. A braided novel looking at the back stories of the women and girls waiting to stand for the next clutch 5-2522 to 9-22-2522
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,599 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
HR 8h Kitiara and the harperweyr by slytherinsal reviews
Kitiara has come back to the Weyr with H'gey in the hopes of Impressing a Green dragon to be his weyrmate in all ways. As always I own none of Pern or Anne McCaffrey's characters. 1-24-2523 to 1-13-2523
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
HR 7h Horgey the Harper by slytherinsal reviews
After spending time in the Harperweyr of High Reaches, Masterharper Robinton agrees to have Horgey return to the Harper Hall to confirm as Journeyman; and has a tough task for him. I do not own Pern but am grateful to borrow it. 11-20-25222 to 1-24- 2523
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,197 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
HR 6r Kaili the Whisperer by slytherinsal reviews
D're's little sister needs to get away after birthing twins conceived in rape and T'lana comes up with a fostering in a Runnerhold where Kaili can get the chance to grow up and find herself. Spring 2522 to 8-01-2522 A Northfork Novella
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,856 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
HR 6W Elissa the Woodcrafter by slytherinsal reviews
Elissa elects to leave the weyr to complete her apprenticeship at the Woodcrafter Hall in Lemos. 3-03-2522 to 11-01-2523
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
HR 5a Logicators of High Reaches by slytherinsal reviews
3-09-2522 to month 1 2522; a braided novel involving T'lana and friends as more people realise that the people of High Reaches are pretty good at solving mysteries. Rated for some of the reasons for committing crimes...
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,000 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
HR 5h Harperweyr of High Reaches by slytherinsal reviews
Now that T'rin has Impressed Blue Renpeth, he and L'gal are both Journeyman Harpers at High Reaches Weyr. And no Harper, especially egged on by another, can resist interfering... 9-01-2521 - 9-22-2522
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
HR 4r A Mission for M'gol by slytherinsal reviews
M'gol, weyrbred, hasn't a clue how the commons think and feel; he is challenged to find out by the pretty Green Rider girl who actually makes him stop and think. Month 9 2521 to 12-22-2521 rated for incidental accidental death.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
HR 4a Women of High Reaches by slytherinsal reviews
A look at some of the women at High Reaches Weyr in more detail; runs roughly from spring 2521 to spring 2522 with overlap of stories, some over more time than others. Short stories; semi braided novel. Tried to make some order of it! rated for a death.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
HR 3a Chronicles of High Reaches by slytherinsal reviews
period 3 in my AU following T'lana and friends at High Reaches; filling in the gaps. A bit of a soap opera, but I need to know what's going on between stuff, and I may as well share...from time 10-30-2520 to 9-03-2521 rated for character death...
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,007 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
HR 2H Tyrin's Tale by slytherinsal reviews
book 2 H in my AU following Dragonchoice. Tyrin discovers that he has a calling that takes him away from the Weyr. 9th Pass 5-22-2519 to 9-01-2521
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,846 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
HR 2a T'lana Logicates by slytherinsal reviews
Book 2 weyr in my AU following Dragonchoice; T'lana, tied up with twin sons has time to be nosy. In the form of a braided novel, each chapter follows from the last but has its own story; rated for suspicious deaths.9th Pass, 6-01-2519 to 9-24-2520
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,654 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
HR1 High Reaches book 1 Dragonchoice by slytherinsal reviews
Set in the 9th Pass; escaping the unwelcome attentions of Lord Meron, Talana finds herself swept off to a whole new life. The echoes of the past have an impact...runs from 11-17-2516 to 5-28-2519
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Emerald Spark by Cyclone reviews
After Halloween, everything changes. Sequel to Blackest Night. Part one of Emerald Flame.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,672 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Xander H. - Complete
Home Improvement by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete