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Author has written 16 stories for Tenchi Muyo, Sailor Moon, Kim Possible, Xena: Warrior Princess, Batman, and Hellsing.

Weirdbard: noun: A creature of questionable logic and reason.

Strange storyteller.

A being of strange and sometimes wicked sense of humor.

The Weirdbard is rarely seen during the day being a nocturnal creature that both doubts the the validity and yet at the same time fears the mythical giant ball of burning gases said to be visible during daylight hours. The Weirdbard shuns the light preferring the cool embrace of shadows lightened only by the glow of flat screen monitors.

Plumage: The Weirdbard when spotted in the wild is often wearing a pecan colored top hat, a starched white dress shirt and a bright purple vest. The Weirdbard also wears pants but they are nondescript and often drab in color and unremarkable.

Habitat: While rare, glimpses of the Weirdbard have been spotted at these locations:

Weirdbard Academy

The Lunatic Cafe

The Weirdbard's wikidot site

You can find me on Twitter (When I remember to use it)

And for those who have palace chat software, the Weirdbard is seen almost nightly at the hours of 10p.m. Central to … whenever his head hits the keyboard and he passes out at this palace address: port: 6969

For those who know not what palace chat is, but are interested in spotting the wild Weirdbard in his native habitat

Palace chat software: Phalanx chat client software

The Weirdbard can also sometimes be found on AIM (like when he remembers to turn it on) at weirdbard666 The Weirdbard is not a demonic creature but has this name as a inside joke.

Musical influences on the Weirdbard. Being a creature of mirth and strange humors it may not be surprising to find the creature loves music by these artists but of course not limited to just them.

Weird Al Yankovich


The Beatles. (Yes, the Weirdbard is an old creature)

Dr. Steel

Creature Feature


Food sources for the Weirdbard:





Ice cream



And did I mention chocolate?

Addictions of the Weirdbard:

Did I mention chocolate?

Coke Cola (drink of champions, or at least nocturnal creatures)

Also Farmville on Facebook. (damn you Farmville for stealing my life!!)

Bejeweled 3 (another quality stealer of the Weirdbard's time)

Movie Influences on the Weirdbard:

Army of Darkness



Mortal Kombat

Resident Evil (Just the first one and maybe the second but none of the others)

and numerous others

Television influences on the Weirdbard:

Gilligan's Island (I did mention the creature was old, didn't I?)

Get Smart


Star Trek

Space 1999

Xena: Warrior Princess

and numerous others

The Weirdbard's idols

Weird Al Yankovich

Everyone at That Guy With the Glasses website

Doctor Steel

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (You are eternally missed my friends)

Ares: God of War from Xena: Warrior Princess

The Joker from Batman

Ragdoll from Secret Six comics

The Mad Hatter (Both Wonderland and Batman related)

Bela Legosi

Dracula (which really is the same thing, no?)

Hammer House of Horrors

Anything of the Undead (Except vampires who sparkle)

So remember friends, if you spot the wild Weirdbard, do not try to capture as the creature does not fair well in captivity. Also please do not try to feed the wild Weirdbard, unless of course you are carrying chocolate. Please always remember that while Weirdbard is an endangered species, it is a social creature and enjoys contact with other life forms.

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Submit to me by He will knock four times reviews
Forced to free Seras by uncontrollable conditions with plans to find her and claim her once Integra's dead. 41 years later Alucard stumbles upon something that piques his interest. Alucard decides to find the interesting thing. He doesn't know its Seras. Hiatus.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,128 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Alucard, Seras
Resident Hellsing by Keith B. Real reviews
Seras is sent to Raccoon City to investigate Umbrella. Her timing couldn't be worse.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,625 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Golden Bells by CallyFox reviews
Four bells can save the world from destruction. Sesshomaru would do anything to protect his lands from this evil, even if that means getting the assistance of a certain miko.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,761 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
The Ladies Or The Loot by ericchri reviews
Kiyone's past leads to trouble for Tenchi and the girls. Can they solve their troubles at home in time to face the troubles approaching them from abroad?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,555 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
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Vacation Hell reviews
Ron, Kim and Shego are invited to a all expense paid trip curtesy of Global Justice under the guise of 'special training' to a tropical island. An island chosen by Ash Williams. What could go wrong? Part of my Trio world series where Kim, Ron and Shego are teammates as well as lovers. If this bothers you please do not read.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 72,497 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego
Partners in Crime reviews
It was suppose to be just another theft for Drakken so how did Shego find herself and Ron Stoppable as playthings to two insane women? crossover with batman. Shego/Ron and Ivy/Harley.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 367,354 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Shego, Ron S.
Magical Night in the Museum reviews
Drakken sends Shego to a 'special' museum to get some items for him. There Shego finds dangerous items, dangerous people and Ron Stoppable. Of all the dangers to be found in the weird museum to one most likely to take Shego's heart could be Stoppable himself.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Empty Lairs reviews
Sometimes a location for a lair that looks too good to be true, maybe be empty for a reason. And sometimes that reason maybe a killer one Drakken and Shego find out.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Shego, Ron S. - Complete
The Lusting reviews
Now a threesome, Ron, Kim and Shego travel to Japan to visit Yamanuchi ninja school but they are going to get a surprise that has nothing to do with ninjas but everything to do with vengeful spirits.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,556 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Shego, Ron S. - Complete
Harley and Ivy reviews
The Joker decides that Harley's usefulness has come to an end and it is up to Ivy to help the young woman escape his clutches...By escaping to another dimension?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,545 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
One Shot reviews
One shot story. Takes place immediately after Stop Team Go. A thoughtful Shego has a visitor. Character death and implied KIGO
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Kitten reviews
After being defeated in battle by Seras, Father Anderson decides to make her pay, no matter what the cost or the methods. Can Seras handle the priest's revenge and her feelings for Integral? FF paring
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,314 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Dream Team reviews
So far Ron, Shego and Kim's relationship has gone like a dream. What happens when the dream meets a nightmare?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,113 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
Trio reviews
Ron and Kim have faced and defeated what up to this point have been their scariest opponent but are they ready to face even something more scary? A horny Shego that is on the make for not just one of them but for both of them? And what of the other artif
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,923 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Ron S., Kim P.
Terror at the Hotel Salmoneus reviews
Salmoneus sends a messenger to Xena and Gabrielle to meet with him. How could they know the terrors such a innocent message would lead to?
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Gabrielle, Xena
Frequency of Evil reviews
Dr. Drakken decides if he can't finish of Kim Possible and her sidekick by himself he'll outsource the job to someone, or something else. But he may find that evil you can summon may not be evil you can command or control.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,448 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Libris Demonica reviews
Serena always thought books (at lest those not comic books) were boring. Safe but boring. What happens when she comes across a book neither safe nor boring?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 12/8/2002
Scrolls reviews
contains female/female paring as well as female/male parings but nothing explicit
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2002
Mihoshi's Secret reviews
Many people belive that Mihoshi have a grandfather as head of the GP is a good thing. What if it was the worst thing that could have happened to her?
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2002
Tenchi meets The Joker reviews
Tenchi finds out that not all clowns are about laughter and fun
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2002
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