Author has written 4 stories for Star Trek: 2009.
"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"
"A ship is always referred to as 'she' because it costs so much to keep her in paint and powder."
"The bagpipes: the missing link between NOISE and SOUND."
Quar·tet- [kwawr-tet]- n. A good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and a person who hates violinists all getting together to argue about composers.
A good conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
Why aren't all rooms at room temperature?
Someday we'll all look back on this and ram into a parked car.
My computer doesn't have bugs, it just develops random features.
Save the whales! Trade them in for valuable prizes.
My calculations show that the problem does not exist.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Duck tape is like the force. It has a light and dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Always behave like a duck. Keep calm and conserved above but paddle like crazy underneath.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
Irony: the opposite of Wrinkly.