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Joined 05-21-07, id: 1282796, Profile Updated: 08-06-08
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Name - Maria or Yakumo

Occupation -Fanficiton writer/human (okay, maybe not)

So yeah. I've taken a total turn in my writing style, so I may not update on my old stories (so sorry, lovelies). But if I get enough PMs or e-mails about it...then maybe I'll redo it.

In the mean time...

Things you must know about me

1) I like yaoi. Deal with it

2) I'm obsessed over Uke!Sasuke. It's my passion...or something.

3) I'm a Narutard. Yay.

4) My new crush (and forever my one true love) is Gailardia Galan Gardios from Tales of the Abyss. He's so smexii with his ocean green eyes!

5) Cain from Godchild is smexii, too!

6) So is Itachi.

August 4

Updating, updating updating. Writing. Please answer my poll. Thank you

August 6

Updating Dawn. Might start on Walk with Shadows.

-With Love-

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Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Alternate History by redit reviews
What if Itachi took Sasuke with him instead of leaving him in the village on 'that' night? Contains spoilers for later chapters in the Naruto series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Steps by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
Sasuke's hurt, Itachi's pissed, Sakura's pregnant, and somehow Naruto's the cause of all three. Will he be able to straighten his life out before the big day, or will the baby destroy everything he worked so hard to create? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life of an Oblivious Idiot by EternallyDrowning reviews
In order to prove her father wrong and beat her perfect older brother, Itachi, Sasuke Uchiha enrolls into an all boys' school. But this story is not about Sasuke Uchiha. This story is about her roommate, Naruto Uzumaki, and how he's too stupid to notice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pretty Boy Haven by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
AU. I chased after a boy once — in spirit, but I tripped — with style, and realized — somewhat not at all, that these once upon a time romances weren't for me — ABSOLUTE DENIAL. "I fell." I SWORE I heard Sasuke rolled his eyes. SASUSAKU. SAKUCENTRIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Last Chance, Last Dance by Sandylee007 reviews
It was ironic that Sasuke only found out how much she wanted to live after discovering she’s dying after a failed suicide-attempt. Her life is put through even more spin when she meets a boy named Naruto who refuses to believe he's dying. AU NaruxFEMSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,283 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only A Miracle by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was sick, and dad had said only a miracle would save him. So little Sasuke Uchiha went to get him one. ItaSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Brothel by WhiteWolfGoddess reviews
In order to chase down Itachi, Sasuke disguises himself as a female prostitute and enters a brothel. However, when things go terribly wrong, he finds the one he's after his only protector. Yaoi Uchihacest ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Naruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,184 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Before Sunrise by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
It seemed as if they were honestly living on borrowed time. Perhaps Itachi's lied far too much and maybe Kakashi's just tired. KakaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Punish by NoNoWriter reviews
Its okay, he thinks, because this is punishment and he deserves it. Not because of all the things he has done to betray Konoha, but because he was careless enough to get caught by his village. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Black Coffee by IrredeemableSoul reviews
I really would have never guessed in a million years, that spilling coffee on him would lead to this. [SasukeSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,910 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Onion by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flower and Ice by angelforshow reviews
Discont.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Human by xKillingPerfectionx reviews
[Oneshot] If I saw the shackles of life that bound you to this world break, would I grieve? If it had been me who tore them apart, would you forgive me and shine light into my dark world? [ItaSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Project Akatsuki by gkun reviews
This is the official Project Akatsuki fanfic series.The group goes coed, suffers through a doctor's exam with Tsunade and makes their own dates out of wood and clay. Oh, and did I mention that Konan is a perverted yaoi fangirl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The World by Aruk reviews
The bond between two brothers cannot easily be cut, and only Sasuke and Itachi have ever succeeded. Sasuke doesn't love Itachi—he hates him, and Itachi knows this. [Gen. ItachiSasuke.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Narrow Peepers by emberin reviews
Tellius, post-PoR. It's always about my eyes, isn't it? Oscar-centric.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Skin Gets In the Way by nevermind-it reviews
Who said love between teacher and student was easy? Kakashi&Sasuke Better summary soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Letters to the Editor by SerenNoir reviews
What if the cast of Naruto got ahold of Masashi Kishimoto's email? What are their real thoughts on the show? A place to vent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind The Scenes by Higure-san reviews
You watch Naruto the series on television, you know the characters inside out. But there’s more than meets the eye with the two lead actors... [AU, NaruSasu, oneshot] Birthday present fic for Kaikouken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Even if by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mettle by Lisse reviews
Five times Uchiha Itachi loses a fight.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Work Hazard by Gokayu reviews
KakaSasu AU. Kakashi is involved in some dirty business. Coerced into a job by a Crime Lord, the last thing he wants is to grow attached to the pretty blackeyed, blackhaired target.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,637 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Creatures of the Night by FastForward reviews
Are you paranoid? Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? Following you? Wanting you dead? What if you weren't paranoid? What if it was real? NaruSasu Vampfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,732 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death by Necoto reviews
Uchiha Itachi didn't kill his clan. His clan killed him first. [Oneshot, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Checklist by Seito reviews
[Slight AU, Sasunaru] Itachi stared at the piece of paper in his hands. It was an odd checklist thing that he had found on the kitchen table this morning. It read: How to Know Your Otouto is Gay . R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Akatsuki April Fools by kidscanfly reviews
Deidara wants to see Itachi's eye twitch. Sasori and Kisame spill their guts out laughing. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Making Friends by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Dialogue Fic] Hoshigaki Kisame meets his new partner, Uchiha Itachi. Mass murderers can be friends too, can't they? A kind of demented friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 451 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Bet by Tala1 reviews
ItaSasu Itachi is stalking poor Sasuke and finally Sasuke has had it and now preposes a bet. If he wins Itachi leaves. He loses he's a slave to Itachi for one week. R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Fighting Thaw by Kaelyn reviews
How many times can Sasuke run away before Naruto stops following? Could bad poetry be the key? One-shot, mild NaruSasu. Or SasuNaru, not sure which.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Complete
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Dawn reviews
Searching to justify his mistakes, Sasuke makes a deal with the Kyuubi to start all over again. Only, there’s a catch – Uzumaki Naruto must fall in love with….her. Spoilers for manga, Het, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
whisper reviews
Do you ever hear whispers in your head, in your dreams? After his brother disappeared, Sasuke's life has been spiraling out of control, and the only thing keeping him grounded his the cheery blond neighbor who he may have fallen in love with. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Walk with Shadows reviews
Sasuke never thought that the man he happened to save that day was the vampire count Uzumaki Naruto. Nor did he think that Naruto would lay claim on him as his prey…and his mate! NaruSasuNaru. Vampire fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I'd Say Love, But That'll Mean Death reviews
SasuSaku I’m you’re average girl, if every girl was a genius and attended an all girls’ school SPY school. And even though they teach you 20 different languages and how to crack codes, there's one thing they did forget...The Art of Boys. -Hiatus-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Welcome to Chemistry I reviews
She’s the spunky, intelligent new girl. He’s the heartthrob...not to mention a jerk most of the times. They are partners. Yes, Partners. “Welcome to Chemistry!” the madman teacher announces. “Expect the Unexpected.” SasuSaku Final Chapter UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete