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Author has written 17 stories for Firefly, StarTrek: Enterprise, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Avatar, Mass Effect, Hawaii Five-0, and Mrs. Brown's Boys.

Updated 28th June 2016

PLEASE READ BEFORE TRYING TO CONTACT ME:

I am an agoraphobic suffering from stress, depression and a whole host of other mental issues.

PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO EMAIL ME OR FIND ME!

Just writing this is difficult enough. I have not left me house in nearly two years. Before that I had only left the house for medical appointments. I have essentially been housebound since the early 2000's.

People have somehow managed to track me down and that is quite distressing.

I have decided I will post a list of up coming stories below. Remember, I don't publish what isn't finished. Some of the up coming stories may not appear for years, I will try and post a progress report here though.


Translating and Reposting adapting:

I was actually asked for permission to have Harry Potter: Geth, translated and posted to a Russian site. So I am aware it happens.

Here is the bottom line about my stories and my permissions.

You do not need to ask or obtain my permission to translate, download, repost or advertise my stories. Feel free to share the fun. All I ask is a little respect by not claiming them as your own, just as I don't claim the media I base my fanfiction on.

Just copy and repost or translate, just leave a 'written by mjimeyg' in there.

Same goes with wanting to continue or rewrite my story. Just leave a note saying 'original story written by mjimeyg which was based on *insert relevant media titles*'.

Please do put my username in anything you rewrite just so I can find it and read it myself. I LOVE a good read. But I only read fanfiction. Well, I last read The Hobbit a year ago. I started reading Lord of the Rings but it is taking ages to get into it. Seriously, I've been reading for a year and they have JUST left Elrond!


About my stories:

I don't write slash.

That said, if a tv show, book or whatever has side characters that are gay, I won't change that unless they become more central to my story and their sexual orientation is relevant... that said, I won't change someone from gay to straight mid-story without a damned good explanation. I will usually write them as always having been straight, bi or as never having mattered.

I don't write rape.

However, rape has happened. I might write an attempted rape but I can guarantee it won't happen, they will escape or be rescued or it will have happened before my story. Rape is a choice. Rape has no justification. Once a rapist always a rapist.

If the subject of rape occurs in my story it is to show ways to combat and deal with the rapist and protect and help the victim in the aftermath of the attempt.

Enough of the depressing stuff... some additional details about my stories, in other words:


* SPOILER ALERT *

Just FYI, these spoilers are more about pairings, I prefer to know the pairings going into a story but not everyone wants the surprise spoilt.


Coming soon:

What's a Gungan?: (Started writing, ways to go... hopefully.)

An end of fifth year fic that sees Harry landing in the Star Wars universe and having an unusual first meeting with Jedi Master, Qui-Gon Jinn.


Harry and a Vampire: (Barely started, but I want to make this my next focus after finishing Ah Screw It!)

This is a Harry Potter/RosarioVampire crossover. Harry loses his trial in fifth year and is booted from the wizarding world. He is given an opportunity to attend a school in Japan... but they aren't keen on humans... unless they are heavily sauted and served with a fine wine.

This fic replaces Tsukune with Harry. It will follow both the anime and manga, but more heavily on the Manga. The HP world will of course be involved in some way... probably with Voldemort and Fudge being stomped on by a pissed off snow woman and succubus.


Published:

Harry Brown:-

This is a crossover with Harry Potter and Mrs. Brown's Boys, the TV show. It is likely possible that you can read the story without watching the show, but it would help.

This story is filled with prolific swearing, simply because that is how the characters in the show talk.

The basis of the story is: How would things go if Harry were raised by Agnes 'Mammy' Brown?

To be honest, I just wanted Harry to look at someone and go: "That's nice."

The story does not follow Harry's every move. It covers major events that interrupt his daily life. The pairing will be Harry/Fleur.


M-Day:-


This is the sequel to Potter's Protector. It involves Harry being taken to the Marvel Universe by Jean Grey who is actually a Phoenix like Neville is. Harry's main purpose is to try and help the mutants recover after M-Day but this story spans a large section of the Marvel Universe from Avengers to X-Factor to War Machine. There is violence and bad language but nothing as bad as you might find in the comics although I do have the odd character drop an f-bomb now and again is I feel it is required.

Harry does have a fair few girls in this one, but they are not the focus of the story and there is no sex... written sex, just the implied stuff and even that is very sparse as Harry has more important things to do than have week long shagging sessions. And just because there are multiple girls doesn't mean there will be instant bi-sexuals.

Pairings:

Harry/Magma/Polaris/The Stepford Cuckoos/X-23/Mirage/Valkyrie

Scott/Emma/Jean


The Champion:-

The Champion is meant to be an over powered Xander... eventually. It's more about using common sense to tackle the problems of Sunnydale and the SGC. Just because you have oodles of power doesn't mean you can do everything, sometimes the more power you have the less you are allowed to do. But that shouldn't mean you can't have fun with it!

Pairings:

Xander/Gaia(OC)/Tara - For the purposes of this story, Tara is essentially straight.

Buffy/Oz

Willow/Graham

Giles/Jenny

Faith/Church

Jack/Sam

Daniel/Sha're


Potter's Protector:-

For the record, I couldn't think of a good title for this fic... so I stuck with my working title.

This story deals with rape and child abuse. The child abuse is about Harry at the Dursleys and does not continue through my story. The rape is foiled and is the starting point for showing how the wizarding world can help protect women without controlling them.

This story also deals with mutilation and torture, but also looks at how the wizarding world can help the victim. The torture is described graphically.

Warnings will be placed at the beginning of the relevant chapters.

Pairings:

Harry/Hermione

Xander/Tonks/Fleur


Unsound Advice:-

I have always loved the pairing of Jayne and River, they are highly antagonistic towards each other and complete opposites of the spectrum whilst still being so similar. I read a lot of fics where River pursued Jayne, but I wanted Jayne to go for River. Jayne isn't quite as dumb in this story... from an emotional standpoint, he realises that River is not the type of girl you slip a few creds and take up to a room for wild night.

His problem comes when he decides to ask the crew for advice... specifically the men, The Captain who is a complete chauvinist and is pining after someone who gets paid for sex, the Doctor who is so stuffy he thinks he needs to buy a diamond ring just to ask a girl out or the Preacher who likely hasn't had a date since he took his vows.

Why wait till last to speak to the only married man... probably because he likes to play with toy dinosaurs.

Pairings:

Jayne/River

Mal/Inara

Simon/Kaylee


Death's Little Brother:-

This is a sequel to M-Day. It takes place several thousand years after Harry landed in the X-Men's Mansion and now he had been told of a new universe that is about to have similar problems as the mutants. Harry and his family head to Smallville, Kansas in this new universe where they meet Clark Kent, a young boy who always tries to do the right thing.

Current crossovers are: Harry Potter, Marvel Comics, Smallville, DC Comics and Sekirei.

Some of these crossovers won't appear for a while.

This story is not actually complete. But I have 53 chapters sitting on my hard drive and I have been writing it since May 2012. I have a fair amount to write before I am finished and I don't think I am even half-way through.

Pairings:

Harry/Magma/Polaris/The Stepford Cuckoos/X-23/Mirage/Valkyrie... two new women will be joining: Miya Asama (Number 1) and Princess Diana (Wonder Woman)

Scott/Emma/Jean

Wolverine/Hibiki/Hikari

Clark/Kyla Wilowbrook/Musubi/Kusano/Matsu/Homura/Tsukiumi/Yume/Aphrodite

These pairings won't be changed but they may be added to.


Harry Potter: Geth :-

A brand new story involving a brand new Harry.

During the final battle someone interferes and Harry is thrown nearly two hundred years into the future. The story crosses over with Mass Effect One, Two and Three. Harry has to work to help the geth become part of the galactic community.

Unfortunately for him, both he and one Commander Shepherd seem to think he can best achieve that by dealing with a rogue turian and his ancient machine friends who want to eradicate all organic life.

Through it all he has to deal with a turian who wants him and all geth dead, a human and asari who have trouble believing magic is real and keep trying to rationalise it and a female human who has been assigned as his minder. And he REALLY needs a minder.

On top of all that he has to figure out why magicals are no longer around.

Pairings:

Harry/Tali/Shiala/Kasumi

Shepherd(Male)/Ashley

This story is complete and being uploaded.


Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants:-

The title was the hardest part... but it does sum it up nicely.

This is a Harry Potter/Avatar crossover.

Harry and Luna are still suffering even after Harry has defeated Voldemort. Luna manages to convince Harry to use a family ritual to leave England.

Luna fails to mention the interplanetary and time travel.

Pairings:

Harry/Luna

Jake/Neytiri

Trudy/Norm


Harry Five-0:-

Harry Potter/Hawaii 5-0/NCIS/Bones/NCIS LA... and Lilo and Stitch

Pretty much Harry Potter/CBS (Minus major pandering to Microsoft)

Harry has fled England after the war. Technically he won. Really, the Death Eaters are out for revenge and they rule the country.

Harry is taken under the wing of the US government. He is trained to defend himself. Then he is shipped off to Hawaii and told to relax.

Unfortunately, a little girl and her adorable puppy have other ideas when they adopt him. But the bulk of the story is about Harry bumping into Five-0 and being a part of the team.

Not a long story.

Pairings:

Harry/Kono

David/Nani

Danny/Rachel

Tony/Ziva

Dudley/Lori

Those pairings are addressed in the story, other pairings are mentioned or alluded to but have no bearing on the plot: Hermione/Ron, Steve/Catherine, Leon/Jackie.


The Debt:-

Pure Harry Potter, no crossover.

After the trial in fifth year, Harry is angry. But he finds help under his dorm room bed.

He's never really sure why Fleur Delacour is hiding under there, but she does a lot to help him.

This is probably about as close as I will get to writing a sex scene. Especially as no sex or sexual explicit acts occur. Seriously, if you've read my other stuff then you know that I don't write that, I tend to do a 'fade to black' style.

Anyhow, this involved Fleur trying to repay the debt for Harry saving her and her family in fourth year. Apparently the French have something the English don't: Common Sense.


Ah Screw It!: -

Harry has just defeated Voldemort. So why is he now back under the Sorting Hat? Why are all his friends so young and, most importantly... where the hell is his hair?!

This is a basic Harry Potter goes back in time story. Harry tried to undo all the mistakes that others have made, like imprisoning Sirius, without revealing his secrets. In the end though, he just decides to have fun with this second chance to do it all right.

Pairings... technically this is Harry/Fleur. But, you could call it Harry/Harem. There is a distinct limit on the girls and their identities, I base Harems a lot on animes where the guy isn't looking for a harem, he's barely looking for a girlfriend, but he finds himself drowning in Oestrogen.

Here's the thing, it leads into a Stargate crossover, but it is very vague at first and Harry is in fourth year before he even meets anyone from America.


Full Circle:-

This is the final part of the Harry Potter, Aspect of Death. The previous stories should be read in the following order:

Potter's Protector

M-Day

Death's Little Brother

This instalment is where I had always planned to end up. Harry, Neville, Clark and the rest have each known Xander Harris as their father. Now they want to try and do for him what they did for them, by saving him from a bad home and a life fraught with death and despair.


Stories that may get written or finished:

The following stories have been started:

Armoured Mage - HP/Marvel Movie Verse

Leading the Next Generation - BtVS/Firefly

Ziva the Vampire Slayer - BtVS/NCIS/Transformer's Movies

Each of them has been started, I just need to work on them at some point.

The following stories are floating in my head:

Harry Potter/The Devil is a Part Timer

Harry Potter/Jurassic Park series

Harry Potter/Doctor Who

The Harry Potter and Doctor Who one is likely to be a long one.

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Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 364,583 - Reviews: 5035 - Favs: 9,106 - Follows: 11,582 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 5,140 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 4,815 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Zeppo Effect : Fight for the Lost by Dr Gonzo reviews
The Galaxy's Greatest Hero is back from the dead with a small army of the deadliest operatives in the galaxy to take on all comers. They say it's a suicide mission, that it's certain death. THEY keep forgetting that Shepard has a Zeppo in her corner.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 82 - Words: 368,104 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Xander H., Shepard (F)
Harry Potter and the Circle of Light by DarkKing666 reviews
This is the sequel to "Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force." Harry is now off to his second year at Hogwarts, where a new danger awaits. But he has his friends and family to help him, plus a new group of allies - the Circle of Light.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,993 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Belldandy, Urd
Proof of Existence by Chunk127 reviews
Xander adds a couple touch ups to his Soldier costume and makes a whole new problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,026 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Faith L., Wesley W.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,870 - Reviews: 4446 - Favs: 11,894 - Follows: 14,178 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 317,420 - Reviews: 4308 - Favs: 10,031 - Follows: 11,538 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Whiskey Time Travel by Private Jenkins reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 5,845 - Follows: 7,443 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Harry Potter and the Lord of Time by Captain Planet Apprentice reviews
When Dumbledore places Harry with the Dursleys a mysterious man takes Harry away to train and learn how to with a well placed satsuma save the world from certain doom. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,024 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 4,889 - Follows: 5,216 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 7,164 - Follows: 8,390 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,514 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 5,846 - Follows: 5,154 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4117 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 6,628 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force by DarkKing666 reviews
Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,512 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Belldandy, Urd, Skuld - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 754 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 3921 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 7,131 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6991 - Favs: 12,589 - Follows: 14,354 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 487,914 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/30/2005
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 4,588 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
New Guard by Methos2523 reviews
When the Goa'uld invade, the world is taken by surprise... Now Ethan Rayne has come back to change the past, hopefully to save the future, though how will his intended target feel about the changes his future self has forced upon his life, changing him from Zeppo, to the Man of Tomorrow...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,729 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Ethan R., J. O'Neill
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 3,568 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 6,765 - Follows: 6,067 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 766 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Humanity of Spider-Man by JustmeSpidey reviews
Peter Parker was a regular teenage guy who was bitten by destiny. As he struggles to battle the crime of NYC as the masked vigilante Spider-Man and retain a normal home life with his Aunt May and girlfriend Gwen Stacy, his abilities catch the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D.. They want to know who Spider-Man really is, and they won't stop until they get an answer. TASM1&2/Avengers
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 212,448 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 7,062 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter? hey everyone! I'm alive!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,872 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Loki L.
Harry Potter: God of Gods by Angeldoctor reviews
What if the Deathly Hallows were always meant for Harry? What if Harry was the reincarnation of the God of the Bible? What if getting the Deathly Hallows reawakened his powers as God? What if that meant Harry was the new God... we're all f*****! Crack fic. Slightly OP Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,239 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Harry P., Rias G., Rossweisse
A Jedi, a Mage and the Troubles by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Two deaths in Norfolk lead to a road trip to Maine for Jedi Knight Timothy McGee and fledgling mage Jethro Gibbs. Their destination? A town called Haven. Which has some... Troubles.
Crossover - NCIS & Haven - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Nathan W. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 5,540 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8995 - Favs: 17,543 - Follows: 11,335 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Another Thing I Hate About You! by Ironbear reviews
"Tiny men with hard hats and jackhammers were at work in his skull, his mouth was an ashtray, he had a ring on his finger, a warm pleasant weight on his chest and a distinct feeling he'd done... something last night. Or maybe someone..."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 235,468 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 8,411 - Follows: 3,446 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7292 - Favs: 11,358 - Follows: 7,637 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5264 - Favs: 5,264 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Harry Potter And The Aspects Of Death by michaelsuave reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was the Master of Death from the time of his infancy? What if being "marked as his equal" meant that Harry was also on the path to immortality? Dark but not evil Harry. Powerful. Manipulative Dumbles, bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,038 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,329 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 924 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Mass Effect 3: The Ending that Needed to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
EA Presents: What could've been a good game. Join Commander Shepard as he somehow faces celebrity inserts, crazy ninja assassins, broken references and still manages to be the most ludicrous character in the series. Did we mention EA? Rated T for suggestive themes. Laughter not guaranteed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Rain Check by tracysgate reviews
Follow-on from episode 1x10. Zoe wants to move on, with Wade. But she has to deal with some of her problems in Bluebell, and her biggest problem is Lemon.
Hart of Dixie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Zoe H., Wade K.
Superman: New Beginnings by ben10987654321 reviews
The world has a Justice League. The world has a Clark Kent. The world has no Superman. Not yet anyway. A different beginning for our Man of Steel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 283,083 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Dinah L./Black Canary] Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Lex Luthor - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by nefieslab reviews
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,554 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 5,219 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Wolf by damon blade reviews
Having vanished from his home life at a young age Harry Potter has been declared dead. On a field assignment for her training Tonks finds a unusual partner and friend while in the field and maybe a even someone more. Honks fic with maybe a few other pairings in the background but mainly Harry and Tonks. Enjoy and leave Reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,071 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
ME2:The Sequel that needed to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
The only Mass Effect 2 Parody not in Script Format or staring a Mary Sue! Join Commander Shepard as he encounters new challenges such as annoying squad mates, ever persistent loyalty missions and the occasional love square! Rated M for Mature.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,819 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Parallel Realities by InHarmsWay reviews
Shepard is a being from a parallel universe who came to the Mass Effect Galaxy to bring Cerberus to justice after the crimes they committed against his galaxy, only to find a greater threat to not just ME's Galaxy but his own. ME1-3. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 287,688 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Looking for Mr Suitable by wentworth360 reviews
Zatanna makes an important decision...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 163,506 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Zatanna Z., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
The Zeppo Effect : A BTVS Mass Effect Tale by Dr Gonzo reviews
A series of one-shots and vignettes about our favorite White Knight's quest to show the galaxy's newest hero how battling extinction level apocalypse is done with style.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,930 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Xander H., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Lord of Light by Darth Marrs reviews
Where the hell is Harry now? Third in the Harem Series begun by HP and the Four Founders and continued in Forever Mage. How will Darth Vader and the Emperor deal with a wizard born long ago in a galaxy far, far away?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 238,517 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Leia O., Harry P. - Complete
SmallvilleX Evolution by ben10987654321 reviews
Clark ends up attending a certain school for the 'gifted'. Smallville/X-Men: Evolution x-over.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 549,097 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Rogue/Anna Marie, Clark K./Superman] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 3,802 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power Triangle by The Unusual Suspect reviews
Harry's not too happy about being kept in the dark regarding Voldemort's activities. He gets a letter from someone he recently met and an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night. Very very rushed ending. Don't read it if you hadn't started already.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,703 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 3,824 - Follows: 3,749 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 6,643 - Follows: 7,690 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mass Effect: The Things that Need to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
Commander Shepard, an Alliance soldier embarks on a quest to save the galaxy, by making moral choices and shooting everything else. Watch as he struggles with Mako driving, love triangles, conversation trees and much, much more! Rated T for humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,450 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Guardian by Blueowl reviews
AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,540 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 5,601 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 6,831 - Follows: 1,501 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything About You by njhill22 reviews
This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4398 - Favs: 7,323 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10430 - Favs: 16,057 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Slings and Arrows by the original Pe reviews
Harry potter has been thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit, and then rescued by the strangest ppl. A journy to belong. AU begins at the end of fourth year, HPXmen evo crossover COMPLETE! Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,299 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Jedi Harris by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 239,128 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
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The Debt reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 668 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Full Circle reviews
Harry, Neville, Clark and the rest have each known Xander Harris as their father, grandfather, father-in-law, etc. Now they want to try and do for him what he did for them, by saving him from a bad home and a life fraught with death and despair. (Final instalment of the Harry Potter: Aspect of Death)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,732 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Xander H., Buffy S., Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Brown reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 358 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Harry Five-0 reviews
There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,382 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Kono K. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Death's Little Brother reviews
Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 491,060 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 444 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
M-Day reviews
M-Day. A day that would go down in history as the emergence of a new breed of humans. The Magicals. It all started with one individual who thought he was there to save the mutants. Sequel to Potter's Protector, rating for violence and swearing, no slash.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,583 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P.
Potter's Protector reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
The Champion reviews
After Halloween, Xander's world grows increasingly as he meets new people and drags the Scoobies along for the ride.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,695 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Imprisoned reviews
Trip helps T'Pol out of a "tight" situation.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2008 - T'Pol, C. Tucker - Complete
Unsound Advice reviews
Why would River Tam be interested in Jayne Cobb. Why wouldn't Jayne Cobb be interested in River Tam? What advice would the crew give Jayne?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
AvPvR Aliens Vs Predator Vs Rayne reviews
AVP Prompt: The ship is boarded... carnage ensues. From http : www . forecastrayne . net Rem spaces This is fanfiction people!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Birth, Sex, Marriage… doing things backwards reviews
Jayne Eyre Prompt at All of those couples going at it, Jayne and River feel the pressure!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Good Parents reviews
River and Jayne console each other whilst Simon works on their little one.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Shotgun Wedding reviews
River and Jayne get married of course a shotgun would be involved.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete