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Author has written 34 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Fairly OddParents, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Sherlock, and Supernatural.

Hello!

I'm not sure what to put here. I love fanfiction. It's more exciting than original stories. Changing the elements of a given construction and still making it fit, making the story probable - that's the thrill.

I also love to put intertextual easter eggs every now and then. I see literature as a dialogue. I believe that fanfiction should function under the same conditions as regular literature does - should be meaningful and properly written.

I also strongly believe that careful reviews help very much to improve. It's not about popularity stats, it's about knowledge. I'm only a beggar and I beg for your words, your comments and suggestions may be my aqua de vida.


If someone finds it interesting, I am a 24, almost 25-ish year old thing from Poland, a MA in Polish literature and language, wrote a thesis about Dean Winchester.

I sustain social interactions with people and I love cats. English isn't my first language, I've basically learned it from watching cartoon network as a kid. Further education only taught me how to write.


SIEMA!


Jestem dwudziestopięcioletnim pierdolnikiem, który wierzy i głosi, że fanfikcja jest równa literaturze ogólnej i rządzą nią te same prawa: niechaj będzie dobrze napisane i niechaj będzie napisane z sensem. W fanfikowaniu jest o wiele więcej rozrywki. Cała zabawa tkwi w tym, aby modyfikować elementy danej całości tak, aby wciąż była pasującą konstrukcją. Aby zachować pełne prawdopodobieństwo przy dużej dozie swobody. Aby zapełnić luki tak, by nadać inne znaczenie temu, co stanowi kanoniczną całość. Takie jaja.

Swoją drogą, literatura to forma dialogu. Dlatego uderzam intertekstualnością tam, gdzie trudno byłoby się jej spodziewać.

Nie chodzi mi o to, żeby być królową fandomów, sralalala ssijcie i klękajcie, ale nie ukrywam, że zależy mi na opiniach. Pomogą mi one udoskonalić mój warsztat pisarski. Jest to dla mnie punkt honoru, jako dla kogoś, kto zmarnował młodość na polonistyce. Już nawet mniejsza ze studiami, po prostu chcę robić dobrze to, co robię. Proszę więc uniżenie o zatrzymanie się w biegu na chwilę i pozostawienie kilku słów, które dadzą mi zadumę.

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Tutaj będzie twój pokój by Ciocia Gertruda reviews
Tak, kolejny fanfic o tym, co się działo z ulubioną parą wszystkich fanek Dragon Balla przez te trzy lata przed przybyciem Androidów. A właściwie jeszcze wcześniej, bo od powrotu z Namek. Staram się zachować osobowości bohaterów. Fanfic osadzony jest w mangowym uniwersum. W razie wątpliwości co do nazw własnych, odwoływałam się do polskiego tłumaczenia mangi. Miłego czytania!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - Polish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Bulma, Vegeta]
Temptation by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Anti-Cosmo x Timmy slash. "It amused him immensely to have the child constantly tongue-tied in his presence. Endless entertainment, Timmy's falling for him was."
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Anti-Cosmo, Timmy - Complete
Desperate Measures by PantyDragon reviews
There are people in this world who do terrible things, depraved things. There are some cases that even Sherlock Holmes doesn't want to solve. He is human after all, he does have a heart: one he's hidden away, and with good reason. Even from John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kakarotto's Balls by Salome Sensei reviews
An epic tale of obsession that began in seven 100-word drabbles and may now never end. Featured on Topless Robot and LJ's weeping-cock! Adults only, please. 50 new 1-sentence delights up, July 2011.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Vegeta, Goku
Nowhere by Felix McKraken reviews
Vegeta becomes stranded on a planet when his Capsule is irreparably damaged. What first starts as a journey of self preservation turns into a horrifying excursion of self evasion and self discovery.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 92,054 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Vegeta, Goku
They All Grow Up by DarkAngel10003 reviews
Every godchild grows up. It's inevitable. Growing up was a part of life's cycle. Cosmo never wanted to let go of his beloved, but he knew he couldn't hold on forever...YAOI ALERT! Stop of you don't like boyxboy or if you don't like sad fics!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Cosmo, Timmy
Shadow of Memories by Zanteh reviews
The terrifying memories of a 10-year old boy. Anti-Cosmo x Goth-Timmy. Rated M for suicidal feelings and death.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Anti-Cosmo, Timmy
Perfection by IceCamaro reviews
So I made a wish to a dragon, to be sent to a time and place void of Vegeta. GokuxGokuxVegeta Not gonna lie, this story is pretty freakin' twisted from now on!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,503 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Goku, Vegeta
Not Worth It by dzio reviews
This stupid, screwed up friendship was all they had and when it broke, everything started to fall apart. Will Cuddy be able to help them pick up the pieces before it's too late? SPOILERS: Season 4 finale. Rated for language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
My Sacrifice by DarkAngel10003 reviews
So many people have asked me what I'm willing to do for them. I'm so tired of it. Is it that impossible for me to love them like I do. Then why do I? Warning:Very angsty and there will be slash later on! Chapter 15! Things get complicated!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,628 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Timmy
The Contract by DIY Sheep reviews
He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,099 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Little Rose and the Frost by Memory in Crimson reviews
1790s, Romantic Era. Gohan is being stalked by a relentless shade. Goku does not believe him and the boy is running out of time as the fog rolls in.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Dragon Ball AZ: Dark Kaioshin Saga by Vodnique reviews
Epicka kontynuacja DBZ. Trzy lata po zakończeniu oryginalnej serii, Wojownicy Z spotykają białowłosą rasę Lanfajin oraz Umierające Gwiazdy, potężnych wojowników z innej galaktyki. A to dopiero wierzchołek góry lodowej niezwykłych wydarzeń...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - Polish - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 110 - Words: 184,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Vegeta, Goten - Complete
Amethyst Ice by sprinklesandwhatnot reviews
We all know that Sanderson is evil…but just how evil is he when nobody notices him in the first place? Warning! If you do not like torture, rape, whatever, do not read! An AU fic, in case you're wondering. PART ONE COMPLETE!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,169 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, Sanderson - Complete
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Insideyous reviews
In his belly, Cas hangs the moon. Dean howls to it, howls for his red, red bride. The blade tears them apart until it ties them - the river ends at the source.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/28 - Dean W., Castiel
where the heart is reviews
Cas wakes up from one nightmare. Something's wrong. He's in another. When he wakes up, a third nightmare holds him tight.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
in case of fire, break glass
there was a world where Sam said yes into the mouth of his brother and that world ended, hell taking it over. In a different one, same mouth, same hell keep strolling behind Sam until everything is mostly dead and they finally get to stand tête-à-tête. Even when there are no more secrets, there always are surprises.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Holy, Holy, Holy reviews
DCBB14:Castiel listened, and learned about the plot of using a brave, righteous man to start a the Apocalypse. He sacrificed everything to ensure it'd never begin. It was 2008 and it's probably still Wednesday and Cas is keeping Dean safe, away from everything. Everything remains determined to get him back where he belongs. Dean doesn't know where that is. He misses the purple dog.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2014
Cinnamon smoke
There is something nibbling around Dean's edges. Something he still needs. The salvation that's being forced into him is unhelpful. He knows he needs someone who'd rather have him, human or cursed. It's a category Sam and Cas are determined not to fit, despite the joy Dean finds in being the latter. Somewhere, Phil Colins is left alone with a little kid which is also a problem.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Crowley, Benny
Time reviews
There is a beast walking inside of Dean. It's not him, but it's loud and it makes his thoughts go awry, it makes him afraid of his own hands. And twenty-five days ago, Castiel touched his hand and condemned him in seven words.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Theodecay reviews
6.22 universe alternation where Castiel becomes one with the things that inhabited his grace. Enoch walked with God. New God walked with Dean Winchester. But Leviathans walked within God's blood and his eyes, all eyes.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Leviathans - Complete
Nothing, interrupted
Addition to "Asphyxiation". As for treating this as an independent piece: Castiel is still dead, but there's another celestial serpent perching on Dean's shoulder, one of which Dean is ashamed of having for companion. With Sam gone - still angry about Dean killing Amy - all there is left is a motel room, a Leviathan left behind and a man left behind and a man left without purpose
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Leviathans - Complete
It burns through the water
The Mark reminds Dean of things he didn't wish to let in. But his fingers longed for their tools and his mouth despised holy water. The First blade calls the song of songs, it becomes louder than the self-assuring lies. Only Castiel's voice can be a match for it, but Dean already knows it is all a war with no winners. 9.11 coda
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Blizzard in the bones
the act itself is never a problem. To Dean Winchester, issue is always a matter of consequences based on 9.10 promo
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mary Magdalene
Dean Winchester once more becomes the watcher as he needs to be the first to see his beloved rising from the dead. He doesn't have three days. Cleansed off his demons, he swallows them again in order to bring back his savior. He picks the blade and his long ago written destiny up once more. And it's okay. Because Cas's lips and his eyes will open.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Crowley, Abbadon
A boy and his sphinx reviews
With every salvation comes condemnation. Heart fears the false prophets, for they shall lure it into their grasp and betray it. The gold threads of life you tried to play with - they turned you into a puppet.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Ezekiel/Gadreel - Complete
Asphyxiation reviews
DCBB 2013: "you are what you eat" - Castiel was too desperate to pay attention. He was at war. Dean had to be saved. Castiel swallowed more from Purgatory than he thought he would. Dean didn't like being saved or his new God. The Leviathans liked their suit. They too, didn't think about that proverb when they should have. Everything that lays a hand on Dean is lost, Dean included.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Leviathans - Complete
beat your swords into ploughshares
Can be taken as a cont. of "I'll stay on the shoreline, won't go into water" Lucifer was right - they would always end up here. Zachariah's dreadful prophecy comes to their home like a silent thief before the dawn and Dean doesn't know anymore how to save Cas from the meatgrinder that humanity turned out to be.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Things in particular reviews
In Castiel's eyes Dean never stopped being the most beautiful thing to be protected at all costs. Dean doesn't care about the price. He's breaking like porcelain because being protected hurts too much. He doesn't need to be saved - he wants to be loved. The need becomes an instinct through which Dean somehow always finds the one that keeps running away.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
weight of the echo reviews
Dean finds the truth he thought he would never get to learn. It's too late and too heavy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
I'll stay on the shoreline, won't go into water
Can be taken as a continuation of "Between too much and not enough" but can be read separately. Castiel's got nightmares of the memories of his own hands, of his one thousand three hundred eighty two deadly sins. But Dean is a good man. Dean forgives him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Between too much and not enough reviews
Dean never had the ability to remain lukewarm about anything. Especially not about Castiel. Maybe it's a virtue, he thinks, he's just a worried friend, not a pissed of wife, he tells himself. But he walks like Mary, acts like Mary and just looking at that dark-haired lost thing crumbling down makes Dean feel suddenly so, so older. * can be taken as a sequel to "Home"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Home reviews
your home is what you miss the most
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Triptych of purity and emptiness reviews
Realization comes in stages.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Of myrtle wreaths
Watch and pray, that you may not enter into temptation; the spirit is willing enough, but the flesh is weak. (Matthew, 26: 41)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Żywoty pasterzy i świętych reviews
Dbaj o to, co twoje. Dbaj, gdy przeminie. Dbaj, gdy nie masz prawa. Dbaj, albowiem nie opuścisz już tego, czym się naznaczyłeś. POSTREICHENBACH. NA SHERLOCKIADĘ.
Sherlock - Rated: T - Polish - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Rotting Gardens reviews
Timmy Turner has an accident and dies. Someone's being kind enough to bring him back to life. Is the boy lucky or could it be better if he stayed dead? Naturally people want to return given favors when only possible. Is this debt worth paying back?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Timmy, Anti-Cosmo
KogelMogel reviews
AU A gdyby Vegetto nie uległ rozdzieleniu się wewnątrz Buu? Przyziemna konfrontacja z rodziną mogłaby być dla niego o wiele większym wyzwaniem, jak pokonany demon.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - Polish - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Vegito
My Rose is a boy reviews
Can a mere eleven year old boy be a casus beli, which stands for the reason to start a war ? The answer is "yes" when along comes love, devotion, loyalty and absolute power. Expect the unexpected. Ch. eight incoming.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Anti-Cosmo, Timmy
Ćma reviews
Rozważania Konrada tym, że Yuri jest słońcem i o tym, jakie niesie to konsekwencje. Czysto hipotetycznie, Wolfram/Yuri i Konrad/Yozak
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - Polish - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Conrad W. - Complete
Say hello reviews
Perhaps Timmy shouldn't have trusted his eyes. Some smiles are fake, sometimes doora mean a trap, not an entrance. Where can you run if you're locked inside your head? The Darkness is still dark, it's just kinder... A post Wishology story. Experimental.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Timmy, Anti-Cosmo
Patriota z kukulczego jaja
O wewnętrznej przemianie, akceptacji 'Kakarotta', o poświęceniu i pojęciu ojczyzny w ogóle. Przede wszystkimo tajemniczych kilkuset dniach poza Ziemią po walce z Freezerem.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - Polish - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Goku
Chocolate with Solitude in the name reviews
Fusion is more than Vegetto.It may be imprisonment.That could last forever.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Między świtem, a mgłą reviews
Saiyanie wmieszani w wojny religijne toczące się na wszechświatową skalę. Goku, Vegeta i Gohan muszą sprawić, by Jedyny Bóg odzyskał władzę nad Ziemią i toczyć walkę z oszczercami...YAOI się gdzieś przewija. Rozdział IV się płodzi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - Polish - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,528 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Goku
Broken
Historie pewnych miłości, historie nieszczęść, nienawiści i żalu...O tym, że nawet najpotężniejszą rodzinę na świecie można złamać...zaczęte 15 III 2006. Prace nad rozdziałem IV w toku.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - Polish - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,894 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Goten, Gohan
Rekwiem
Albo jak kto wolirequiem.O tym, że śmierć głównego bohatera jest dopiero początkiem.Zamyka się w IXciu rozdziałach.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - Polish - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Goku
Dragon Ball AFee Limitowana Edycja Emerytowana reviews
Parodia AF, jak ciastka kochamkrzywdząca xDZawieszona do końca roku szkolnego.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Goku, Vegeta
Dragon Ball Reload: Libertine
Przed Saiyańskimi obrońcami Ziemi zawisła groźba zagłady. Ale większym niebezpieczeństwem okazują się być ich własne umysły i słabości...Zaczęłam pisać w 2005 i był to mój pierwszy FF. Wybaczcie początkową głupotę.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,377 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Goku, Vegeta