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Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Samurai Champloo, Harry Potter, Death Note, Killer 7, Twilight, Blood+, Shakespeare, No More Heroes, and Silent Hill.

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noisee is EIGHTEEN years old, enjoys TYPING LOTS OF WORDS QUICKLY, and is STILL reading SMOKE AND MIRRORS by NEIL GAIMAN. She likes ALTERNATE PAIRINGS, UNSPOKEN ROMANCE, TETRIS and LEFT4DEAD. she really appreciates CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM because HOW ELSE IS SHE GOING TO LEARN, AMIRITE? and READS TOO MANY FANFICS.

100318 Creative focus: my legs are sore every day, dudes

how we do:

Originals: Read kwaieht at Fictionpress.

Fanfiction

An F in Consumer - Day Three complete. Day Four on SUPER HIATUS.

Flowers on the Moon - Updated whenever I set sail for the sunset, yo.

Coming Soon

Two (2) The Demon Ororon oneshots; one (1) Soul Calibur oneshot; Chapters eight plus of Destination, a Soul Calibur fanfiction; Echoes of the Mind, a Naruto fanfiction pending.

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A Life in the Day of Reno by Tyramir reviews
Killer. Psychotic. Clown. Turk. Titles seem to follow Reno everywhere, but this day, he's dubbed with the least likely one. Guardian Angel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Rufus
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Noughts and Crosses by pot kettle black reviews
They say you can't control old magic: Draco and Hermione are mysteriously tossed back in time just as Voldemort fires a killing curse their way. There, they find that things aren't usually what they seem. Humor, Horror, Love. HermionexTom, HGxTR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Difference Always Matters by carpetfibers reviews
A tiny detail gives birth to a near gnawing obsession. When discovery proves it truth, a most unlikely partnership is made. But what difference could a school drop-out and a bookaholic really make? AU since HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,479 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,868 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept--but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Elevator by NicolinaN reviews
Edited and being reposted with a late gift. Chistmas mood won't find its way to Lisa's heart this year. Instead of wrapping up gifts and singing carols with her loved ones, she has just tried to stab a pen into the throat of a certain manager. AU. LxJ.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,133 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Momentum by mikata-chan reviews
Kadaj loves his mother and will let nothing interfere with the mission. But what happens when a certain clumsy young ninja stumbles onto the scene? YuffieKadaj Rated M for graphic violence and sexual content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,661 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Kadaj, Yuffie K. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3278 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Conspiracy by Miko-chan reviews
Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 86,212 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Humor by DahliaASant reviews
What if Batman had chosen to save Harvey instead of Rachel--what would happen if the White Knight had fallen? Rachel grieves and can't quite pull herself together again, but she's thirsty for revenge, and the Joker wants to exploit her anger.. Joker/Rach
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,976 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Interior of a Heart by kauzchen reviews
Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
C rossfir E by T a C o C a T reviews
Sakura was certain that her mysterious, attractive next-door neighbor was a serial killer, insane, or the toothfairy. Little did she know, Sasuke's story was much more complex and dramatic, and she was about to get thrown into the middle of it. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,798 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
After It Rains by pot kettle black reviews
Hermione and Draco accidentally fall back in time while escaping a Death Eater initiation. In the future, Hogwarts is invaded by Voldemort for its own good? Features personable Slytherins, too much plotting, HGTR, DMHG, comedy, drama, and boyBlaise fun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,596 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Mild Influence by mellish reviews
The flu gets into the Whammy House, and affects three children in three very different ways. Oneshot. Mello, Near, and Matt.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Hazelnut Scream by mellish reviews
There was a possibility that spit was flying from his mouth, but at that point he didn't really care. L, Light, and the fine art of opening a jar of nutella. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Editing by 17Aaron13 reviews
Letz tries to save himself from OOCness and fangirls.
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008
Der letzte Kuss by 17Aaron13 reviews
The last kiss was so long ago that he doesn't remember it anymore. Maybe the last kiss doesn't even exist.
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Das alte Leid by 17Aaron13 reviews
Letz Shake's story: my poor present for a utterly underrated character.
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
The Shape of His Heart by Gabi-hime reviews
Everybody's got a story. This one has poker, pudding, Ashura, Leviathan, and Perry Mason. Top that. Auron x Rikku, aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Beacon by Star Rhapsody reviews
She felt completely and utterly weightless. For the first time, she was sure something would be there to catch her.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Portrait Rebellion by Shiv5468 reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Rare Delicacy by Malva reviews
Yako has done the unthinkable but Neuro retaliates in a way she did not expect at all. The universe may have tilted on its axis in the process. Sequel to “Next on the Menu”. /Revised/
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,943 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Neuro and the Everyday Things by Sanpizil reviews
Wherin Neuro and his faithful slaves explore the kinds of things that the Demon World does not have, including but not limited to: nightclubs, LIVE FOREIGN LOVE BRIDES!, English, moral dilemmas, and the restoration of one's boss to his normal insanity.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
The Life and Times of Tom Riddle, Dark Lord etc by pot kettle black reviews
Tom Riddle enters his sixth year confidently, only to find a strange transfer student wandering the halls. He only wants to know where she's really from, til he begins to think she holds the secret to immortality. Mistakes, Mystery, Tom's POV. HGxTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Even the Stars can be Moved by Vasilisa23 reviews
First of the series: when Harry disappears, Dumbledore lets Hermione in on a secret he'd held onto for decades, a secret whose ending is not yet clear. Can Hermione do what is needed for Harry to complete the prophesy? TR/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 160,833 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reciprocity by NicolinaN reviews
Lisa feels haunted and is having problems getting back to normal after the red eyeincident. Jackson nurtures his hate and plans his revenge. When they finally meet again it's bound for disaster. JxL in a way, but not the usual. Warning: violence, rape.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Chance by kauzchen reviews
The Butcher, Lisa, Pyramid Head, Maria. History has a funny way of repeating itself.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Apolaustic by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
What might have happened if Sasuke had not been the first person Deidara and Tobi had run into. [Possible spoilers past chapter 354, vague hinting of DeiSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hellion subCONSCIOUS by invisible-deity reviews
Hellion .n. : a rowdy or mischievous person .usually a young man. influenced by hell.
Killer 7 - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
july in the underworld by Lupin reviews
Spoilers for Futakomori. Life, or something like it, after the end of the series.
Hell Girl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Strawberry Blond by ChelleyBean reviews
Mild DH Spoilers. The Potter and Weasley children are very interested in this year's Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
The Absolute Last Game Of All Star Murder Ball by Cain Porter reviews
Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Neville say goodbye. Vague spoilers for DH. There may be canon errors, so enjoy it for what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Devil is in the Details by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Awake by Natasha-Von-Lecter reviews
The dark side has triumphed, leaving Hermione Granger little better than a slave to her former Potions Master. But owning a body doesn’t mean owning a heart, and she must deal with the unfortunate repercussions of following her own. Dark DubCon NonCon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ubiquitous by kauzchen reviews
Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
No Go Zone by Nagia reviews
Snapshots. Vincent, Yuffie, and why exactly she's picking the lock on his door.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Tempora Mutantur by selenoliber reviews
An age old battle. A transcendence of time. A duel of intellect, power, and lust. Who will win this game of chance? Or better yet, who can leave this intrincate dance of danger unscathed? TRHG. Winner at Enchanted Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,168 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Add Me Colour by Cella N reviews
“All my life is white. Paint me. Add me colour.” SAKURA. SAI. The insufficient struggle against the monotony of waiting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Restless by Madame Batolli reviews
Ling Xiaoyu, twenty years old, married to the man of her dreams. Everything's perfect, right? Well, not really. And a chance meeting with an old friend can change everything. COMPLETE.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,149 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006 - L. Xiaoyu, Hwoarang - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Sink to the Bottom With You by Catalina reviews
In a world filled with bounty hunters, dangerous secrets, and unspoken emotions, Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest of AVALANCHE and the Turks must fight to save the life of the Planet one more time, against an enemy no one would have ever expected existed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 303,245 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 10/9/2000
Isolated Incident by Saulie reviews
When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 343 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Idlewild by Sabriel41 reviews
In their experience, diplomacy is just another word for acrobatics. [four takes on Yuffie and Rufus, from summer skin to summoned dragons]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Rufus, Yuffie K. - Complete
Cookies by Miruvix reviews
[Jigoku Shoujo] You're cruel, you know? [PG, slight, platonic Ren x Ai]
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 4,945 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Reason by Miruvix reviews
[Jigoku Shoujo] Why did she save me, anyway? [PG, except for some slight swearing slight, platonic Ren x Ai, I guess]
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Close Up by Sabriel41 reviews
[She looks fifteen. She looks fifty. He should not be looking.] Yuffie and Reno, in the aftermath, on attraction, duty, flower chains, and finding beauty.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete
Isometric Fusion by Cella N reviews
And she knows as clear as that the sun rises in the east, that she loves him more. FUU. MUGEN. JIN. Then, there is them.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Fridays by SassyAngel reviews
AU: Slight GaaraSakura. In which not all things are insubstantial and shallow, and in liquor there is truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
As Lovers Go by arabesque05 reviews
There is no perfect love story. But he tells her, whimsical and smiling, they would have what happily ever after there exists because this is easy as lovers go. Or something like that.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
So by Shiv5468 reviews
The battle is over, so what happens now...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Draw breath by Shiv5468 reviews
After the events of HBP the characters all draw breath. Preromance, if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
One Little Thing by Rhya Storm reviews
Just one little thing is all it takes shoot everything to hell and turn the world on its ear. Why Peter Pettigrew didn't betray his friends on Halloween night, 1981.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Peter P. - Complete
So Sacrilegious by Sockey reviews
“They always said that sex would change you. Today they steal your beating heart—you’ll have to keep on feeding it tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.” P.S. I love my reviewers! Marry me, all of you!
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006
One Condition by RaiLei reviews
To get AVALANCE and the Turks to get along, Reeve and Tifa create a dance at the Seventh Heaven bar, and Yuffie figures out she needs a dance partner... [oneshot] “Good. I’d hate to have to share you.”
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Yuffie K., Rufus - Complete
Paper Cranes by Zana Banana reviews
Xiaoyu mused for a moment that she was holding a rainbow in a bottle.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Hwoarang, L. Xiaoyu - Complete
Your Admirer by Zana Banana reviews
Xiaoyu is haunted by a mysterious stalker.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - L. Xiaoyu - Complete
Trespass by Psycho Ann reviews
All Haruno Sakura wanted was to get through highschool peacefully. However, she already knew it was not to be without bloodshed. [SasuxSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Copycat by Link and Luigi reviews
Gai has finally found the ONE THING Kakashi cannot use his Sharingan to copy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Take Back My Heart by Goldberry reviews
Tomorrow, when I'm gone, I'll want my heart back. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing God by iamzuul reviews
Kabuto doesn't play God with his patients. He doesn't believe that God exists, you see. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Operation: Exploding Jellyfish! by Nagia reviews
A certain incident involving theft, an engagement ring, Reeve, Yuffie, stairs, broken ribs, Vincent, scary Wutaian delivery ladies, and gunshot wounds. Oh yeah, and CloudandTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,335 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen reviews
fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Lady Uchiha by Annwyd reviews
The past and the future are separate countries. The Lady Uchiha lingers on the bridge between them. [SasuSaku] [Futurefic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Ruined Everything by riesling reviews
Xiaoyu's been in love with Jin nearly all of her adult life, but what happens when he hurts her? Can she forgive him? Or is Hwoarang be the man she's always dreamed of? This story continues, but I can't say more without ruining the end!
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005
Butterflies by Kagezuchi reviews
Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,068 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/16/2003
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Carbon by tripping fruit reviews
Keep your eyes on her--just keep your eyes on her.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2005
The Dance Of The Seven Veils by tripping fruit reviews
Amon is seduced by the small things.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/13/2005
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bar Flies by tripping fruit reviews
Unable to sleep, Robin finds herself semi-sampling the Parisian night life. Post-series.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2004
Sunshine In Winter by Guardian1 reviews
Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,821 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/4/2000
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St Rene Goupil Has Nothing to Do With This reviews
In the end, which one of us was the sick one?
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - James S., Mary S. - Complete
Flowers on the Moon reviews
They close their eyes and still can't sleep.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 5/25/2007
Level Five reviews
At the end of the bloody trail, there was a door, there was a voice; there was the announcement of a walking eccentricity, there was a giant brain, and there was the hall you just couldn't get down fast enough.
No More Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Coffee Cadence reviews
[Before the misfortune ends, it rubs it in your face.] They were the most important people in the world to him, next to Kira. Or, maybe, because of Kira. Either way, the Divine One came first. Always.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
An Atrophied Heart: Helena in the Spring reviews
Waking from a dream has never felt oh so tainted. [flashfic]
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Dead End Waltz reviews
Solomon. For Saya. Everything for Saya. [spoilers][flashfic]
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Stars at Noon reviews
Edward drives to get away, but he knows he's always been fast. [Oneshot][NM spoilers]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
The Blank Channel reviews
How does it feel to be stuck in static? [flashfic]
Killer 7 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Quiet Suburb: Terry Street reviews
Dan wonders while disposing of some Heaven's Smile. [flashfic]
Killer 7 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Devotion reviews
It's Misa.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Misa A. - Complete
Postscript reviews
Severus Snape alone with his mind at a time when even the stars are tired. [DH spoilers] [flashfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An F in Consumer reviews
Rufus Shinra is determined to make Yuffie Kisaragi's life at HIS school a living hell, but they are rudely forced to see that there are bigger things at stake than each other's pride. [AU]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Rufus, Yuffie K.