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Joined 05-21-07, id: 1283160, Profile Updated: 07-30-13
Author has written 63 stories for Death Note, Pandora Hearts, Harry Potter, Kuroshitsuji, Yami no Matsuei, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Junjō Romantica, Loveless, Howl's Moving Castle, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Avengers, and Sherlock.

I write fanfiction, it's a hobby of mine, and keeps me in practice when I'm pissed off at my book and satisfies feels certain authors tease but never satisfy. I adore reviews, just saying, and making people laugh is always fun, though sometimes I even get them to cry with my stories, not often but I've been told that it happens.

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We All Fall Apart by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
After death comes life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Erised Stra Eh by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Seven years Draco'd been at Hogwarts, and much had happened in that time. Now, months after the death of Lord Voldemort, Draco's returned to where it all began in order to face the last of his fears. Will he find what he hopes to gain?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Into the Woods by darklydraco reviews
COMPLETE! Draco's side of HBP - Dark Marks, Death Eaters, and learning to cast Unforgivables. And of course, angsty DM/HP with a hint of SS/RL. Featuring mentor!Snape. Warnings for explicit violence, rape, and m/m content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 110,159 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Imagination by FondlyYours reviews
The night is a happy one-the morning is not. A Drarry one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We WHAT! by czaplabtheswagmonster reviews
If maps in history class make us squeal, why can't roots of languages have the same effect?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Germany, France - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ηazy Stampede by DrayMiaOnly reviews
"Potter is all shiny and new again, and Bella is holding a knife against the Mudblood's throat, and- oh Merlin, Morgana, Salazar, someone." *pairings: none*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Loveless Prince by DreamHolder reviews
Set in medieval times. Ritsuka and Seimei are princes with dark secrets. Please R&R
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ritsuka A., Seimei A. - Complete
Lucius and the Secret Sandwich by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Lucius gets caught indulging in a midnight snack. He has no choice afterwards, but to introduce the intruder to a delightful type of sandwich. Humor. Follows "The Drinks that Muggles Make."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
When the Past is the Future by JeniNeji reviews
COMPLETEKagome fails to accomplish an important task and is taken away from the two worlds she has known. Now she must face a younger Sesshomaru and live as child once again, but this time, her mom is not there to take care of her. The worst, she has the Jewel...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 185,865 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Apathy by arineat reviews
The war has turned Harry Potter into an apathetic shell of a man. As he searches for a way to combat the disease that leaves him hollow and broken, he finds the cure in the last person he ever expected. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,548 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under Your Skin by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! SLASH, HP/DM, HG/RW. After Sirius' death, Harry pulls away from everything and everybody only able to cope on his own. As a unsuspecting friendship buds in a strange place, will love or fate win out or are they the samething? Strong Male Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,099 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Worst Intentions by lemon31 reviews
What if Draco's task was not to repair the Vanishing Cabinet, but instead, to learn Dumbledore's secrets through Harry? Bitter enemies from their first meeting, Draco must find a way to forge a bond with Harry. Slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,991 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
unbreakableBOND by NariNari reviews
Years ago a contract between the Malfoy's and Potter's was formed and now it's time for Harry and Draco to fulfil that contract. Hopefully a new spin on the whole 'Draco and Harry are forced to be together' thing. DMHP, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,770 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Your Addiction by Cold-Lover reviews
Hal and Kai are on a case to trail the creator of 'Fantasy'- a drug that can make one's fantasy into reality. However, it appears Kai has a certain mission of his own that involves a certain moody partner, a whole lot of trouble, and plenty of affection.
Switch/スイッチ - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
Song of the Mist by Voice of the Mist reviews
there are only 4 jewel shards left and the inuyasha gang know where 3 of them are but who has the 4th? when they meet a halfdemon from inuyasha's past who can control people's love lifes,will this strangthen inuyasha's relationship or will koga get kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,018 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Can't by XxLotusxX reviews
He can't love her the same way she loves him, so she runs away. Away from the pain of Inuyasha's words, right into the arms of his brother. But can he truly love her the way no one else did? Will he ease her broken heart? Can she melt his heart of ice?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Today Never Happened by wolftracks17 reviews
I am NOT in denial Draco x Harry, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winning Smile by wolftracks17 reviews
Harry says his smile is magical, Ron is skeptical. Well Harry will just have to prove it won't he. DRACO X HARRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just My Luck by SouredSweetie reviews
EPILOGUE UP: They hate each other: can't stand each other but in order to get what they want: revenge, they painfully realize they have to work together. But someone else is out to get them, someone they both know. Someone who isn't afraid to kill them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,136 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rough Love by QuidditchQuitter reviews
Hogwarts reopens halfway through the seventh year. Harry is going through the motions of an otherwise dull year, when some school gossip about his old rival sets events in motion that lead to the most unlikely infatuation ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All About Nothing by beserkergoddess reviews
HarryDraco, RonHermione, SeamusBlaise...Yup, it's the usual cliche story line of Veela!Draco and Harry as his mate but I've added my own twists and turns. Slightly random, kind of childish, but full of laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3932 - Favs: 4,801 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Howling Winds of Change by pug-thug reviews
When Kagome catches Inuyasha with Kikyou she runs off to a nearby stream. She ends up traveling with Sesshomaru as well as having feelings for him,and who's Takamoshi?Rated M due to later chapters and to be safe.Ch 24 now up! COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,129 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
It's Like the Papers Said by alette reviews
When the Daily Prophet features an article claiming that Harry is gay, and his lover is Draco Malfoy, each of their lives is in an uproar. It’s time for damage control, especially since they were right. Slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Heart Wants What it Wants by MandyQ reviews
How does a young girl cope with one sister married and the other disowned? Perhaps in the company of a handsome young man? Could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Lucius & Narcissa before they were in love. COMPLETE. Please R&R. TDH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,658 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If we fall in love tonight by Rocks-my-socks reviews
COMPLETE A young Narcissa Black falls head over heels in love with Lucius Malfoy and when she reveals this to her sister, Bella, Bella gets Lucius to take Narcissa to the ball. But when he falls for Narcissa, Bella takes meassures to make sure the young
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
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Wishful Thinking reviews
Draco Malfoy is busy. He's taking care of his son, his mother has died, and Potter, the man he's crushed on since forever wants to be friends, but could it turn into something more? Draco must now wonder if his wishful thinking could blossom into more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,658 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Salvation
Sebastian and Moriarty's first meeting.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Snowmen reviews
Harry is sitting in the courtyard, enjoying a moment of peace when Draco Malfoy comes out of nowhere and begins to make snowmen. Harry soon realizes, though, that this act is not as innocent as it should be, but rather filled with a sad and desperate undertone. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
SNAPPLEDORE
A young Snape is sitting beneath an apple tree, but it is no ordinary apple tree and the apple that has been seducing him from its branch soon turns into a delightful surprise! Crack fanfiction, you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Looking At Me reviews
Thor wants to show Loki how beautiful Midgard can be at night so he takes him for a drive by the sea. Loki is troubled by how Thor isn't looking at him. Implied character death.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Red Balloon reviews
Draco takes his son to a park one snowy day to cheer up Scorpius who has been sad ever since his mother died. While there they run into Harry Potter and his son Albus and go looking for balloons to make their sons happy. Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Birthday Present from the Malfoy's reviews
Snape receives a birthday present from the Malfoy's. Of course Lucius's gift is strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
The Art of Banana Debauchery reviews
Tzusuki has the day off and is looking for something sweet when he runs into Muraki who offers to buy him a treat, and while Txusuki gets a delicous sundae Muraki's dining on something that makes Tzusuki very uncomfortable. Extra chapter uploaded
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Page 69 reviews
Snape fans just love when Snape says "Turn to page 394" but Lucius thinks that he could have gotten even more fans if he had said something different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Blue Roses reviews
Just a cute fluff in which France buys roses for Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
My Little Brother reviews
A poem showing Seimei's thoughts on Ritsuka's birth
Loveless - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Seimei A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
Disturbing Howl's Beauty Sleep reviews
It's 3am and Sophie is tired, so she makes Howl deal with their crying son. Howl is not happy to have his beauty sleep disturbed, but after having his hair products threatened he agrees and takes over so that Sophie can sleep.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Roll with the Wind reviews
Alfred Jones is an orphaned young man just trying to get the ground ready to plant his wheat, but as he is trying to keep up his normal life a foreinger on the run from bad guys shows up needing his help. Alfred/Arthur and a little Francis/Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, England/Britain
Sending Potter Yaoi reviews
Harry is having a very good morning, but then he gets a package from a certain blonde Slytherin that upsets everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Writing Naughty Things with a Straight Face reviews
Misaki goes to tell Usagi-san that dinner ready. When he sees Usagi writing with such a straight face he wonders what it is he is writing.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Making Trouble for Potter reviews
Harry is enjoying his time just hanging out with his friends and Ginny, but then Malfoy just has to butt in and make things awkward and get him in trouble with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexy hairStyle for Snape reviews
Snape is sulking because Sirius Black managed to escape, but during his sulking Lucius Malfoy appears and is dead set on doing something about Snape's greasy hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Stare Down reviews
Harry and Draco are having a stare down, but what are the stakes. Slight kinkiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catching A Shinigami Bathing reviews
Hagrid is collecting unicorn hair in the Forbidden Forest when he comes upon a rather naughty sight. Hagrid/Grell. DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, I did it for a dare.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Grell S. - Complete
Admitting It reviews
France knows that England is sleeping with America, but he wants England to confirm it because he knows it will embarrass the bushy-eyed nation.Frananda and USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Pleasing Your Older Lover reviews
Shinobu is at a convenience store when an article in a dirty magazine happens to catch his eye, and so he follows its advise, but how will Miyagi respond to it?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
Jackets that Invoke Hate
Shizuo is walking through Ikebukuro when he spots a certain jacket that fills him up with hate.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
France's Revenge reviews
France has a score to settle and Canada can help. Lemon, humor, and pissing off England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Bathroom Surprise reviews
While on a mission Tzusuki needs to use the restroom but when he gets into the stall he has the uncomfortable feeling that someone is watching him.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki - Complete
Messages in Inappropriate Places reviews
Draco Malfoy is having a good day but then it becomes perfect when he discovers Harry Potter asleep and on his stomach, and really how can he pass up such a wonderful oppertunity such as this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Insult Narcissa's Scones reviews
Snape insulted Narcissa's scones so now she's sent Lucius to go get revenge. Rated for Lucius's outfit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Little Seme reviews
Little America is harrassing England when France walks in, and of course he has something to say about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kissing Away Your Fear reviews
America is watching a scary movie when England randomly pops up to return a CD he borrowed. America doesn't want England to leave, since he's scared, so he lies about a creepy France on the loose so that he doesn't have to be all alone that night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
500 Miles reviews
Draco's mad because Harry lost his temper so he goes to Blaise's. Harry is upset with himself for being such an idiot so now he is walking in the snow to find his lover and apologize.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirtying Sophie's Petticoat reviews
Sophie has just finished doing the laundry but things prevent her from putting it away.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Loving the Wrong Person reviews
Harry has been told over and over again NOT to take chocolates from random girls, but sometimes he forgets and now Hermione has to fix things before Harry's lover, Draco, finds out that Harry thinks that he's in love with Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inspiration reviews
Usagi has bought Misaki a present in order to gain some impiration for his latest book. Misaki of course refuses to wear it, but will he end up being forced to wear it?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
How's Gil? reviews
Oz is taking a pleasent walk in the Rainsworth gardens when he comes across Vincent, which reminds him that he hasn't seen Gil for awhile since he left to go to the Nightray manor, so Oz asks Vincent how Gil is doing and he gets a weird answer.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Vincent N., Oz V. - Complete
Nothing But Cabbages reviews
Misaki is shopping when he happens to see a very odd high school kid staring at cabbages.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Misaki T., Shinobu T. - Complete
Getting Icecream reviews
Soubi is feeling depressed and Ritsuka comes over and decides that their getting ice-cream to cure Soubi's depression.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
Seimei's Butterfly reviews
Seimei is sitting beside a window and sees a butterfly, and it brings forth a memory about his own Beloved butterfly.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Seimei A. - Complete
Just Like Anyone Else reviews
Draco watches as the one he loves falls, falls just like anyone else could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potter's Trick and Treat reviews
Draco is being stalked by a bush on Halloween and he is convinced that Potter's behind it, but is it only a trick that Potter has up his sleeve for Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That Ugly Pumpkin reviews
Draco is baking bat cookies when Harry starts inquiring as to where his pumpkin decoration is, a decoration Draco had gotten rid of earlier that year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Kissed a Boy reviews
Potter is pissing Draco off with how happy he is with his friends, well Draco is going to put an end to that. rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Milkshake reviews
Misaki is alone at home and a song he likes comes on so he starts singing it, and of course someone just has to chatch him singing it.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Sweeter Than Candy reviews
Tzusuki drags Hisoka along with him to go trick-or-treating and at one of the houses awaits a sweet surprise for him. Even if they don't trick-or-treat in Japan this fic was begging to be written. Non-con
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki - Complete
A Costume for Misaki reviews
It's halloween and Misaki tries to escape Usagi-san's pent house, and with good reason, but he doesn't even make it out the door.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
America's Tricks and Treat reviews
England thinks that he's going to be spending Halloween all alone, that is until America shows up, done with his tricks and ready for his treat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Only Me
Light believes that he is the only one who can save the world
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
U S AWESOME reviews
America totaly rocked England's world the other night, and everyone knows. this was inspired by a fancomic but it has a different twist
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Big Noodles reviews
Italy asks Japan about his noodles, and Germany just so happens to hear the conversation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Hats reviews
Romano thinks he's got one up on Germany, but then France ruins his parade.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
What Makes a Lord Evil reviews
Lord Voldemort feels that he isn't breeding enough fear into his minions and victims, so he seeks to rectify this serious delima.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Catching A Cold reviews
Draco has caught a cold and is acting absolutely miserable to the extreme,and Harry has to deal with his melodramatic, whiny self, but what happens when Harry decides to teach Draco a lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hiding From Daddy reviews
Albus Potter is playing hide and go seek with his daddy and siblings when he infiltrates another little boy's hiding place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Light reviews
L is dying and all he can see is Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lovers In The Sky reviews
"Sometimes lovers are woven with stars." Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Day reviews
James and Sirius are on their way to meet up with Remus, and along the way James sees Lily. Fluf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beneath A Blushing Moon reviews
A poem about that night Muraki raped Hisoka.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Hisoka K., K. Muraki - Complete
Pumpkin Juice reviews
Harry just wants to drink his pumpkin juice, but the world seems to not want to grant his one wish. Mayhaps he'll just get to taste something sweeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rushed reviews
Harry is rushing Draco. But why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Misa's Faith reviews
A poem to Light from Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Why You Mutilate reviews
Just a poem about Vincet.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Vincent N. - Complete
Ciel reviews
Just a poem for Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Ciel P. - Complete
I Don't Want to Die
Draco's thoughts in my mind during the fire scene in DH. Spoilers for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chesire's Love reviews
A poem from Chesire to Alice.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Cheshire Cat, Alice - Complete
Disposable Angel reviews
A poem for Light Yagaimi...even if I do dislike him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Light Y. - Complete