Psychotic Pikachu
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Joined 07-03-00, id: 12834
Author has written 13 stories for Pokémon.
Hello. My Name Is Chris Gesualdi
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Dave, Part 1 reviews
In this chapter! Dave knocks a fellow student unconcious with a kickball! Dave kicks a mailman in the balls! Dave is abducted by Clefairy's!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000
Trials of the Heart reviews
It's Misty's birthday and she's staying at the Viridian Grand Hotel. What she didn't expect though, was to meet up with the one man she has spent her life trying to forget. (Rated PG-13 for mild language)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2000
Dave in "Ash Catches a Pokemon!" reviews
Another great Dave installment! Today on Pokemon! Dave kills the writers over the title of the episode! Meowth is a druggie! Dave and Team Rocket battle over who takes Pikachu! The author realizes he can't summarize worth ass! Eminem and Dr.Dre do the pok
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2000
One Last Goodbye reviews
Gary's sister May dies and Ash helps see him through in his time of need
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2000
Dave in "Pokemon Emergency!" reviews
Another hillarious chapter. Today on pokemon! Dave tries to turn in pikachu for rape! Pikachu pleads insanity! Misty catches up with her lover...Dave! Dave tries to give his Pikachu to Team Rocket! Team Rockets therapy worked! Joy and Jenny love encounter
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2000
Dave in "Pokemon! I choose you!" reviews
Dave, a normal, well semi-normal kid, is forced to become the main charecter of pokemon. In this Chapter! The Ash's mom and Professor Oak sex tape! Dave gets a horny Pikachu! Professor Oak Finds his condoms! Dave gets crapped on by a Houou! My favorite ch
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2000
Dave, Part 7 (Last part of the origin story!) reviews
This ends the origin story and begins the actually seires! In the last chapter! Mewtwo is erased for flipping the bird! Trouble with censors! And if Dave wants to get home he must become the main charecter of pokemon... The ultimate horror...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2000
Dave, Part 6 reviews
This seires rating is getting worse and worse... In This Chapter! Mewtwo is back! Mewtwo kills Ash! Mew sends Misty flying! Mewtwo drop-kicks Vulpix! Clefiary kicks Mewtwo in the nads! Todd and Tracey scare Mew off! I Give away the whole story in the summ
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2000
Dave, Part 5 reviews
In this Chapter! Misty confesses her love for Dave! Misty attempts to rape Dave! The return of Mewtwo! All this and more! Plus if you act now I'll throw in a free drain snake! A 19.99 Value!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2000
Dave, Part 4 reviews
Another great chapter! Today! Dave kills off the narator! Ash and Brock look at Hentai! Team Rocket faces up to their crossdressing! Dave eats an over cooked Clefairy! All that and more, or less, either way you best read it or I'll have to bust a cap in y
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2000
I Will Be a Master, Part 2 reviews
...And One Man's Broken Dreams
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/8/2000
I Will Be a Master, Part 1 reviews
One Boy's Promise...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/8/2000
Pikachu's Day reviews
Umm... Tracey Gets Killed, Togepi Gets Killed, Ash Gets a Flamethrower, Brock Gets a Chick, and Misty Gets a Suprise. What more do you need?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2000